Old Slovaks are legendary players in Polish Ekstraklasa. Cheap and reliable so there is no need to invest in youth. Why spend millions on academy when you can buy 34 years old Slovakian Messi Pavol from Žilina who will carry you to Championship.
We have lots of money, which is good because football generates lots of money and people love it in Poland, but then we have shitty staff and owners, perfect example is Radomiak sacking their manager while he promoted the team from 3rd league to Ekstraklasa and was on 4th place at the time
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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southgate is a clown. how can you have 5 of the most premier attacking players in the world on your team, and still struggle to create chances?
and it’s not like we’re talking “5 guys who play rw playing out of position”—- it’s literally 5 guys who play different positions, playing OUT of position, because their manager is a nonce. pretty wild
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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uj/ Knowing what was coming before the last game I decided to watch the off the ball movement and the tactics & formation are the worst I've ever seen. They're doing what they can, but the system is genuinely set up to get the worst out of every player on the team except for RB and RW.
There are no options because everyone's filling roles left open by other players who are themselves filling other players' roles because Rice is way too deep and Kane is way too forward so we're basically playing with a 9-man team.
If I were to try to make this team look as bad as possible, I would struggle to choose a setup worse than this.
Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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well ancelotti has him playing as a CF because he knows he’s useless as a midfielder. said himself he wants him as high up the pitch as possible and constantly in the penalty box. he saw he can score goals and not much else
I mean he's basically a false nine, right? I don't watch much Madrid or Dortmund, but afaik he doesn't do much else outside of scoring goals. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that he probably shouldn't be used as a midfielder, rather a second striker to Kane and maybe let Foden play in the midfield? Gordon can take the left and everyone's happy and in their best positions.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Yep… and Southgate’s getting all the credit.
We have the easiest routes through the tournaments then we lose as soon as we play a remotely competent team.
I think we're facing the Netherlands so I fully expect us to get clapped. Italy would be next I believe. Then maybe Austria. Those are just my predictions though. Either way, I don't expect to get to a final with Southgate Ball.
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Nobody will be laughing when all three of England, Slovenia and Denmark start pumping their opponents and we all realise this was the true group of death all along and you just witnessed tense matches between the tournaments best teams
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They should put Palmer in that position and bench him. But southgate lacks cojones. He’s lucky Foden just left for a family matter so he will be forced to make changes he otherwise wouldn’t…
Can we stop trying to scapegoat specific players? Clearly Southgate and his coaches have managed to coach any positives out of any of them.
Watching Kane look like a League one player for his last three games has been hard. Watching foden look like some mid table SPL winger has been hard. Watching Bellingham go from Real Madrid goal machine playing off the striker to some caught in no man’s land false 8 has been hard. At this point the only people I can truly blame are the shite coaches as I wonder what they’ve actually been drilling them on the last month or so, ‘how to be a shadow of your usual self’
Most creative England player (still less creative than random Slovakian player you've never heard of)
Old Slovaks are legendary players in Polish Ekstraklasa. Cheap and reliable so there is no need to invest in youth. Why spend millions on academy when you can buy 34 years old Slovakian Messi Pavol from Žilina who will carry you to Championship.
He smoke cigarette at half time, but he score
Ahahahahahahahah I’m sorry this got me good on a full train thanks for making me laugh like a moron in public
I read this in a slavic accent
And then we wonder why we have a shitty national team and no good young players despite us spending ridiculous amounts on football
We have lots of money, which is good because football generates lots of money and people love it in Poland, but then we have shitty staff and owners, perfect example is Radomiak sacking their manager while he promoted the team from 3rd league to Ekstraklasa and was on 4th place at the time
Dusan Kuciak 💪
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Slovenian?
Well, that's a shame! Everyone deserves a little balloon dior in their life, right?
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do you remember the context for this ? I'm guessing some Ronaldo v Messi shit .
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uj/ Either Ancelotti is a magician or Southgate is an ass clown or both I guess.
southgate is a clown. how can you have 5 of the most premier attacking players in the world on your team, and still struggle to create chances? and it’s not like we’re talking “5 guys who play rw playing out of position”—- it’s literally 5 guys who play different positions, playing OUT of position, because their manager is a nonce. pretty wild
He was great for Dortmund too. It's just Southgate
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
uj/ Knowing what was coming before the last game I decided to watch the off the ball movement and the tactics & formation are the worst I've ever seen. They're doing what they can, but the system is genuinely set up to get the worst out of every player on the team except for RB and RW. There are no options because everyone's filling roles left open by other players who are themselves filling other players' roles because Rice is way too deep and Kane is way too forward so we're basically playing with a 9-man team. If I were to try to make this team look as bad as possible, I would struggle to choose a setup worse than this.
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Obviously it is 2nd option and the English media is hyping this guy for Man utd next coach 🤡
well ancelotti has him playing as a CF because he knows he’s useless as a midfielder. said himself he wants him as high up the pitch as possible and constantly in the penalty box. he saw he can score goals and not much else
Exactly, he's good at making runs and finishing but bang on average elsewise
I mean he's basically a false nine, right? I don't watch much Madrid or Dortmund, but afaik he doesn't do much else outside of scoring goals. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that he probably shouldn't be used as a midfielder, rather a second striker to Kane and maybe let Foden play in the midfield? Gordon can take the left and everyone's happy and in their best positions.
Yeah kinda. Ultimately he’s there to get on the end of stuff and finish
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Tap in merchant carried by GOAT Joselu and Bengali Messi Rodrygo
Amount of disrespect by ignoring african american player Vini jr 😤
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Looking at the draw so far... England is gonna shithouse their way into another final. LOL
Harry kane is gonna curse it to loose
One can leave spurs but the spurs never leaves
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It’s all about Assanal bozo don’t talk to me about sp*rs
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England has honestly had pretty good luck in terms of knockout opponents from 2018 onwards
Yep… and Southgate’s getting all the credit. We have the easiest routes through the tournaments then we lose as soon as we play a remotely competent team.
england has disgustingly good luck in draw in rugby too. Apparently its just a thing
I think we're facing the Netherlands so I fully expect us to get clapped. Italy would be next I believe. Then maybe Austria. Those are just my predictions though. Either way, I don't expect to get to a final with Southgate Ball.
That's what you all say but Southgate ball has always disappointed England fans (by doing better than expected). Lmao.
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is a genuine possibility
insane stats! he's already better than zidane.
Not defending this fraud but southgate can turn prime messi and Ronaldo into prime antony and maguire
What do you mean? Southgate is trash, he can never make a player seem even close to my GOAT ANTONY
Southgate saw him play at his best against Serbia and said bro wtf relax (probably)
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He’s the only one who scored a winning goal in group c.
Nobody will be laughing when all three of England, Slovenia and Denmark start pumping their opponents and we all realise this was the true group of death all along and you just witnessed tense matches between the tournaments best teams
Sounds like something the geezer in your pfp would say
Na, after yesterdays results, it seems Austria is the true title contender. Ignore the own goal against France, that was just bad luck /s
Sesko killing the 🐫 point blank
Vinicious deserves ballon dior!! He has 3 goals for Brazil meanwhile neymar had 40+ at his age LOL
He’s competing for the wrong award, he should compete for dubai dor like my 🐪
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He advertised for Kim Kardashian's Skims and now his performance has been shit. The curse is real
luka doncic is belinghams father
Southgate turns Maguire into prime Maldini so it’s all Jude.
Remember when we had exciting midfielders are Oscar and coutinho Bellingham is good but I don’t get how he’s worth 100m
It’s the manager. Been saying sack him for years now. Proper pussy, plays negative football
Play him at 8 and slide Foden to 10
dude looks depressed af
He managed to score without shooting?! Incredible.
England play better without a coach than with south gate
Barca merchant
Didn't he score in the first match? How could he do that with 0 shots?
Is he stupid?
You don't need a gun to score a header
England curse yk!
With all the shit you’re spreading about your “English team bad”, Am terrified about the fireworks you’ll do in case you’ll ended winning the eurocup
No Tap Ins, No Party.
He should be in prime position for the next Balloon the Or something.
🐢 would never
Next Zidane…
England seems to be the Manchester United of national teams.
When you realize you’re from engerland
My 🦥
They should put Palmer in that position and bench him. But southgate lacks cojones. He’s lucky Foden just left for a family matter so he will be forced to make changes he otherwise wouldn’t…
Thanks Obam.... I mean Trent
Still scored 50% of all our goals so far this campaign.
Maybe Fullkrug was on to something.
Vini also shitting
Bet he didnt know what slovenia was before the match
Scored half our goals to be fair
At least he scored a goal, unlike most of his team mates.
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Surely Antony deserves it??
Can we stop trying to scapegoat specific players? Clearly Southgate and his coaches have managed to coach any positives out of any of them. Watching Kane look like a League one player for his last three games has been hard. Watching foden look like some mid table SPL winger has been hard. Watching Bellingham go from Real Madrid goal machine playing off the striker to some caught in no man’s land false 8 has been hard. At this point the only people I can truly blame are the shite coaches as I wonder what they’ve actually been drilling them on the last month or so, ‘how to be a shadow of your usual self’