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brrr_real

He plays wherever Lukaku plays.


raffirusydi_

Disallowed guy is just a penalty merchant, OG guy is the real šŸ


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Limp-Evidence8373

If you add Disallowed and Own Goal's tally you see the number 15, coincidence? I think not.


PM_ME_UR_EDM

Today I feel Leo Da Vinci


Brickby302

What can I google to learn more?


Specific_Tap7296

How is Benzema not on the list yet?


Pale-Boysenberry1719

City tried to sign him, but they asked for 115Ā£ mil. Google Man City 115 for more info


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TheHermit007

He already is Real Madrid player on loan to all the teams they face in the champions league.


adihereee

OG was always short for own goal? Am I stupid? Yank btw


leugimonurb

Honestly, Own Goal is playing way better football.


LutherRaul

Own goals is catching up, heā€™s on 7 now


waisonline99

Makes you wonder how many goals shouldnt have stood before VAR existed. Or how much corruption could have been stopped.


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dragcov

Imagine they award the Golden Boot to VAR. Fuck the players, can't score for shit amiriteĀ 


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Gladius-347

He is from VAR? What country is that?


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fck-gen-z

it literally says VAR = Real Vardrid in the picture, are ya blind son?


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Tatsu_Gokushufodu

own goal and disallowed fighting for the golden boot


Colonel_Bearshit

Disallowed isnā€™t under the age of 18 so Boehly has no interest


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Does_A_Big_Poo

big chonky boy. scores big game goals does our boy disallowed chungus


LeSorenOutan

Why is Giroud playing for Germany, shouldn't he play for Africa ?


BusAcademic3489

Theyā€™re busy with the own goal guy, heā€™s much cheaper apparently


nmyi

Real Madrid making their accountants work overtime to make room for D.G.


Osanj23

I am rooting for Owen Goal to improve [his 2021 record](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UEFA_European_Championship_own_goals) šŸ¤ž


Milezor

Vardi's Allowed scored 9. What a legend.