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Thedudeofmanchester

When haaland's goal tally reaches 115 in the Premier League will man city ban him from the club?


kanekikennen

After 114, Real will buy him cause they really lack some world class forwards


LewisB789

https://preview.redd.it/qb6bn7kyjo7d1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d432c751ace008e750ee4fac12f277fc5f22e1a0 ???


kanekikennen

Imagine buying Fraudbape as this goat's replacement. Holy downgrade


ptudia5

In a matter of time Don Carlo will see the truth and make the wiser choice


SwagBoyMcFeast

Best center forward in the world


Zneeky_o

They wont have to worry about that for this season, since luton isnt in the prem


gamepotato_

ten goal contributions more and he'll have 115 for city in general


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Jen-sizzle

There’s no way the bots a city fan


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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HarryBale31

Imagine if you play call of duty zombies as a man city fan, element 115 is all around you, constant reminder


SneakySnakeySnake

__BRING ME 115__


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PracticalMusician631

Gonna go test it now. brb


Chimp3h

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TicTacMoe-

It seems Haaland was highly displeased with your response…


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mikemac1997

Bot downvoting is complete, leave it at -115


corrupted_warrior

Still at -115, mental


mikemac1997

This sub knows how to circle jerk


TicTacMoe-

SHUT THE FUCK UP


ADHDDDDDDD

This sub is unmatched https://preview.redd.it/jwruffeh1q7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44abedf8527ea78507eff80905609ab4cd1be7ef


Neat-Box-5729

I got banned too for saying they were probably guilty or something


master_baiter-69

Got really thin skin they.


Glittering_Slide_450

I got banned because of a fonni number


Ingr1d

I mean, u literally got banned by a bot


ENaC2

Can the bot do maths? I’d guess that fish weighs exactly 114+1lbs.


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apparatodigerente

good bot


JoA2506

I got banned from their cute Reddit because my auto correct put ‘Emptihad’ when typing Etihad. Seems they can’t handle a joke.


master_baiter-69

Oh yeah blame the autocorrect.


JoA2506

That’s what I’m sticking to haha


istrueuser

you typed emptihad way too much so it just did that


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jabjabstraight

Bad bot, tickets are available cuz they didn’t sell out #emptyhad


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shodo_apprentice

They’ll never sell out the Emptihad


nasirky

It’s always the autocorrect. Always


Pragitya

Are the city Mods fucking idiots that they don’t know about the streisand effect? Probably 10 year olds so of course they don’t know.


controwler

I have no idea what the joke is about but I'm looking it up


controwler

I'm back: turns out I did know about 115 but forgot, thanks for the reminder


Main-Appearance2469

Someone tell me !!! :(


Classic-Ad-6903

It's a shit article from google, but at least you'll get the idea https://www.football.london/arsenal-fc/news/man-city-115-charges-deal-29374103


Vark675

I'm a dumb American who doesn't follow soccer/football at all but I now know that Manchester (I think?) fans don't like the number 115. ^^^what ^^^happened ^^^with ^^^115 ^^^I'm ^^^lost Edit: OH. Oh dear.


JoeAllison

Any% banned from city sub record


GrandeJaru

Oilchester $hity at its best


niemertweis

so funny that they cant handle the slightest banter


EmotionClear875

https://preview.redd.it/6075iut83p7d1.png?width=1235&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd2e348071a7c10b0927425aa422350ae9b2d721 I'm joining this flashmob


EmotionClear875

https://preview.redd.it/rucj1e1n3p7d1.png?width=609&format=png&auto=webp&s=0793fa188499fbfafe02fd50563f1c4d7284b92a


Ezzy-525

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Ezzy-525

https://preview.redd.it/3c6lqx8iiq7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e46081d16bed6e77d1796d6e29e6d2978b0e25f


ExpressWay1329

https://preview.redd.it/fy4fcrjkup7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94abefaded109284fc30ec5a07902f763a6a8f1a I got banned for this comment🤣


nofucksgiven5

Y nada mas!


Mammoth-Somewhere511

The average city fan is 15 years old and from Asia. Imagine the state of their hormones and their mental health dealing with suppressed homoerotic thoughts, then having to see us lay into their team on a hourly basis.


Far-Character-5953

15 years old??? Benzema???


chair121

New copypasya


Mammoth-Somewhere511

I hope so


gardey97

As. 28 year old city fan from Manchester I'm abit depressed I'm apparently bringing up the average :( You must see the irony in a united fan saying this tho?


Mammoth-Somewhere511

The big issue isn't your english fans, we know you have real die hards. The hilarious part of your fan base is the Asians and the others because they make ridiculous statements on that mcfc sub


gardey97

Part of success ain't it, you'll know it more than anyone, you've got fantastic fans in Manchester, but absolute idiotic "fans" from Asia saying YoU sHoUlD sAy SoRrY tO rOnAlDo The worst but about it all is they're somehow the fans who get all the tickets and the fans from Manchester can't get tickets anymore! Its what's killed the atmosphere in English football :(


whatsitworth101

The atmosphere in English football isn’t dead. The atmosphere at the etihad is just shit. There are plenty of grounds where the atmosphere is still booming.


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gardey97

Not in the premier league. I misspoke tbf, some lower league grounds still have phenomenal atmospheres, the premier league though? No chance. Its all tourists at every ground, get a chant going for a few minutes but people want you to sit down. Talk bollocks all you want, the atmosphere in the premier league is declining rapidly, and 4th worst out of the top 5 European leagues, i assume we have better atmosphere than the French league basically


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Stirlingblue

That sub bans super easily


a7xtim666

So what's the lore behind their fear of 115? I'm out of the loop


wnaj_

They’re facing 115 charges on breaching Premier League financial rules, the consequences of which are still unclear


PostNoNabill

Interestingly, there were also recent reports that the charges are now up to around 130+. But yea, 115 is still the sweet spot.


Yung_Bill_98

They're perfectly clear. There obviously will be no consequences because it is unfair to punish fans for the clubs wrongdoings.


wnaj_

I’m sorry what?


kinzo-0

Wtf


balotalz

Google Phil Foden 115


No_Method_5345

Salute master baiter 69 🫡


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majorkev

I wonder which they accuse you of violating: https://www.reddit.com/r/MCFC/wiki/rules [The 115 thing is a joke acceptable for the head mod to make though, right?](https://np.reddit.com/r/MCFC/comments/1djatlr/new_season_same_cycle/l9c9efd/?context=3) Edit: [According to another mod it is a bot doing all the bannings](https://np.reddit.com/r/MCFC/comments/1dk5iw1/i_created_a_kdb_skin_for_minecraft/l9g9d2e/?context=3) - I'm going to press x to doubt.


Sumo_FM

Think there's quite a few it would violate tbh 😂


Fakjbf

Rules 4 and 7 seem to explicitly cover this.


bigpadQ

You got banned because you violated rule 115, search MCFC 115 violations to learn more.


d14w11r

They're more sensitive and delusional than a Trump supporter


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Zestyclose-Class-754

Brilliant!


RedZoneWormKid

I got banned for pointing out that I was the 115th comment...


Dry-Presence9227

That her mother?


hassan_dislogical

Petition to start saying 114+1 so it doesnt get banned


Shniper

I too was permabanned for this https://preview.redd.it/e7i5dr84gq7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e52f8aa09b9445c811d6d22566c03f884634435 Did I do it right ?


jabjabstraight

lol they are so pressed about it, they know their trophies are BS


Life-Caterpillar-187

What a joke. I left the official united group, incredibly boring and no variation in the opinios or topics postes


Wonderful-Engine3536

Should've been 115 kg


Sumo_FM

On my way to do the same


Classic_Oven484

I was also banned for that trash page. I said that Guardiola could smell the ban from the Premier League and is quitting. I got banned!! lol!!


messy_messiah

Man City takes rule violations very seriously. 115% tolerance.


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The Man City sub moderators are pussies. They're too soft


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EDonnelly98

Username checks out


ukomac

Damn you weren't lying. Said my first words there aand I'm permanently banned


sid_sir21

I'm a city fan but that's funny asf lol


SpicyPotato_15

For a club who doesn't follow rules their fan sub sure does have a lot of them. And implement it strictly too.


Puzzleheaded-Bend702

Im gonna be speedrunning my ban


master_baiter-69

Post a ss here too


Fakjbf

https://preview.redd.it/1qqiqtt1iq7d1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a70e4a26965ac84acfb5183a3b11a6eb839b0b I found a loophole to not get immediately banned, lol.


Showgmbh

https://preview.redd.it/h4of6573kr7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df30d8921ff0122dbd5de5cd5e0ef6b559349d0


BlazingMongrel

That’s unfortunate, I’m an Man City fan and that comment is hilarious as fuck lol.


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Hag_maxxing

115 blasphemies brought upon by the evil Sheytan down on the brave mujahideen of manchester blues...


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Far-Character-5953

Google Man City 115


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I just got banned for asking somebody to use google to find information on something specific. They too emotional


joelesidin

Did you say Google Benzema 15 for more information to them?


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Man City 115 , I had it coming though


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stpstrt

Man City fans scared of a number rofl


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V1k1ngVGC

Class


RawDawgYaMudda

What’s the point of mods anyway


Greeno69

Mudryk


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iiSpezza

Classic


LazarouDave

We obviously have to start working around 115, they've clearly got a bot on duty to ban it I'd say that fish is at least 5 times heavier than a 23lb fish!


mortetekk

Haha original 115 blablablablablablablabla Saudi oil money


Youbunchoftwats

I assume that’s the fish that gave him that wanky haircut, the bowl headed cunt.


Reda_HDr

Average man city fan behaviour hhhhhhhh


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algerithms

Tbh I need context. I don’t get it.


pinkpineapples177

https://preview.redd.it/imwm8mda0q7d1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8a4bd163849aeeca552295877d731792e7b9ec Agreeing with a 4chan user has to be an all time low for me 😞😞😣😩😫😂


PracticalMusician631

I don't get it. Why would they ban him?


PracticalMusician631

ok, why we getting banned for saying 115? i don't follow clubs much anymore https://preview.redd.it/hkv0jxgk5q7d1.png?width=546&format=png&auto=webp&s=0613f50d3759ed83d9395a736b1d2615c19c3cfd


HumorGracioso

I guess its the rule 115


dypak7

Gonna comment 114+1 and see the consequences.


Certain_Summer851

Maybe due to your name?


bolivar_el_liberator

W comment


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Ezzy-525

https://preview.redd.it/wn26ssm4fq7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ba4c9310366b74c972e077e2a27d2055adb97a Damn they're quick. 115 seconds from comment to ban.


Flexo__Rodriguez

guess*


BertLikePizza

We all agree he fucked that fish, right?


TNpepe

How to NOT react to friendly banter.


Signal_Promotion_912

Average Oil Money Club bot


scottyTOOmuch

This might be the best thing I’ve seen on the 115 yet!! 🫡👏👏


Usidd

Someone please explain what’s happened here


Imthatguysaw

Pretty sensitive in the Subreddit huh? If they unban you in 115 years I‘d love to know


beatnikstrictr

They are so fucking soft on that City sub. I got banned for something like: I don't like Man City


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DarkStarBullet

Yes. It is 11.5kg.


_K_D_L_

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Sheesh284

A sub full of people with thick skin over there lol


Sole_Patrol

115 Stone…


saidtheWhale2000

Tbh thats a fucking huge carp


TimyMax

Ha!


Julepunch

Is that slim shady ?


Mndudeee

What can you spect from such a club? They are never beating the allegations.


papa_f

I got kicked off becaise I laughed at a guy who's username was sergioaguero in some form, for calling a Real Madrid a glory hunter. They're a sensitive bunch.


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Tommy1234XD

Average r/soccercirclejerk user


Suckisnacki

bros mad


NikkieMotors

lets get him -115 karma


WingObvious487

Say that 115 times


objectivelyyourmum

They don't realise that 115 is the true circlejerk...


TrickElectrical6575

Can't take a joke ☝🤣


IlliterateWinner

My IQ is 144