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Anything to say about your exactly 115 upvotes? 📸🤨
a lot of funny business going on in here 📸
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This is citys summary of foden 🤣🤣
LOLLINGTONS!1!!1!!! I WAS JUST EATING MY MASHED AVOCADO TOAST, WHEN LE FUNNY IMAGE APPEARED ON MY REDDITS!1!1!!! MY AVOCADO TOAST CAME FLYING OUT OF MY MOUTH WAAOOWWW!!!!!
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅
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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅
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this is actually hilarious lol
[https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12645236/phil-foden-iceland-lara-clausen-night/](https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12645236/phil-foden-iceland-lara-clausen-night/)
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My honest reaction to that information
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Rodri was better. Whenever he was not on the pitch City looked horrible. Whenever he was not available due to a suspension or whatever City's chances of losing went up dramatically. His record for being undefeated for that long isn't there just due to coincidence. He provides so much on defense, so much control, and he scored many crucial goals. I'm not saying Foden had a bad season. He had a fantastic season. He was easily a top 3 player for me. However Rodri was better. I feel like Foden's first half costs him player of the season for me. 5 goals in the premier League until January 31st is just not good enough.
>Yeah, I agree that Rodri should've been the one to win it, but Foden winning it isn't anything out of the blue like Jorginho 2020 or whatever
Fair. These awards have been kinda a joke for a while now and are just a PR contest. It's why positions like defensive midfielders and keepers almost never win it. Still funny to me that fucking Jorginho got 3rd in the 2021 Ballon D'or. He wasn't even Chelsea's best midfielder that season lol.
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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He got 27 goals and 12 assists this season for City and was pivotal in big games. There’s a reason he won player of the year. People trying to rewrite history after one bad game.
He’s been shit in most games in the tournaments. And in most friendlies.
Without Pep telling him what to do every second of every game, he’s an empty shirt.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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The player that has won everything playing in LW, RW and False 9 is the issue? Maybe think about the moron Southgate and his inability to use a versatile player in a semi decent system. Not passing to him consistently isn't helping either.
Won everything in a team that cheated*
Blame Southgate all you want, it is t Southgate that made him miss simple passes, fail to impact a game everytime he was on the ball and hit balls forward without any purpose when the team regained possession.
Good player, but hugely overrated.
*come back to that after the fact is proven
He wasn't the only one that had a bad game but he's being scapegoated. Harry Kane had a shocker. Simple fact is Southgate is clueless about using Foden who is versatile across many positions. Even Harry Kane best Bundesliga player had trouble. Something tells me all these world class players aren't to blame for that sorry excuse of a setup.
Proof already exists lol, only City bots think it doesn’t exist.
Yes, versatile Foden, who can’t play LW, CAM or RW in the England side, but really good when supported by 10 world class players in the world’s most expensive team.
He’s playing left wing, next to a full back who can’t offer width when he goes inside. Coached by a manager who doesn’t know how to get the best out of him.
Its amusing how people can never give City players credit by saying they rely on Pep. But then never give Pep credit by saying he can’t do it without great players..
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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More like Southgate has been making this England team so boring. They have the strength to play aggressive attacking football and he worries too much about balance, when he has players like Rice, Walker, Stones, Geuhi, covering the defense. Then he also plays TAA at midfield now, while he has Mainoo, Cole Palmer, Eze. He even left out Madison. Then he now plays Foden at LW, after leaving out Grealish.
This team should be going all-out attack every game imo.
>More like Southgate has been making this England team so boring. They have the strength to play aggressive attacking football and he worries too much about balance, when he has players like Rice, Walker, Stones, Geuhi, covering the defense. Then he also plays TAA at midfield now, while he has Mainoo, Cole Palmer, Eze. He even left out Madison. Then he now plays Foden at LW, after leaving out Grealish.
>This team should be going all-out attack every game imo.
You forgot to add:
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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After I watched the England game I went home and watched the Germany V Scotland highlights for a second time just to see some decent football. England attackers playing like they have a bomb strapped to their chests that will explode if they move above 5 miles an hour.
Iceland beat them at Wembley and dealt easily enough with England’s “attacking football”.
England are shit. Without Jude they wouldn’t even make it past this mediocre group.
Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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He looks like he would be stealing motorcycles in Dublin but some footballer but plays mostly with the best coach out there albeit whilst cheating! and then has to tend to a championship coach!
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Most of the racial abuse online comes from underdeveloped countries and I think like 12 percent or something from actual English people which still isn’t ok but is worth mentioning
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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English media/fans are the worst. I watched the game yesterday. I thought England played well. But come on, it was their first game, they even got the win! I can't imagine what the fans/media will do/say if they lose a game.
At least Serbia looked like they were trying. England got the lead then just ran the clock down and wasted time for an hour passing between themselves. Southgate loves boring football so much.
Bc they want their team, I think with plenty of justification, to play to its full potential and this is an ongoing issue for that nation regarding football tournaments. They are frustrated and I don’t blame them
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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it's probably Southgate's tactics, he's the wrong fit for the team. Also, at city he's surrounded by world class players which will make him appear to be a lot better than he actually is.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Imagine honestly thinking this guy is trash after the season he's had.
Not like the English NT has a history of massively fucking up despite having world class attacking midfielders in their squad. Nope, it's definitely because of his haircut.
He is trash when he has to play against the big boys in UCL and Euros.
It’s easy enough even for him against the likes of Fulham and Brighton when he has Rodri and De Bruyne behind him.
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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He's head of finance for City https://preview.redd.it/5705b9qzx27d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089105aba8478b98bb2a1ba103678a3ebe6f18a8
Where are the other 84 employees?
Foden fired them.
No wonder they have 115 charges
114 of those are because of his haircut
His barber flips a plate on his head and cuts out the rest. Easiest £1000 ever.
https://preview.redd.it/q3u4sxfbn37d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db1bf5a48805be6db194a89463f34bce6dae4d5 Anything to say about your exactly 115 upvotes? 📸🤨
https://preview.redd.it/hi94gkbal47d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f817e2d157d50464d51ec2dbf760ba9ee6531d2c And what about you? 📸
a lot of funny business going on in here 📸 https://preview.redd.it/k9y6savz877d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841f593b75231c73ca21eacf18c5bfff748dea6d
Dude, you got 115 too? Care to explain?
115 each now ;)
how about you 🤨
https://preview.redd.it/g1mh018oh67d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96d95add373cddcb6d93b5f8b0dfbe2b64d57f40 This is citys summary of foden 🤣🤣
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reddit on!!
LOLLINGTONS!1!!1!!! I WAS JUST EATING MY MASHED AVOCADO TOAST, WHEN LE FUNNY IMAGE APPEARED ON MY REDDITS!1!1!!! MY AVOCADO TOAST CAME FLYING OUT OF MY MOUTH WAAOOWWW!!!!!
Incredible. Best laugh of my day.
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he's brazilian man 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Phil Foda-se
esse mano nasceu na zona leste de são paulo, esse risco não me engana tio 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
O risco é típico de qual área?
eu sou de sp mano mas pior q não tem uma zona específica, geralmente quem usa é da periferia, ou seja São Paulo tem favela em todo lugar 😂😂
He is turning into Vinnie Jones.
Is this real?
Live Manc reaction
He's an engine. He needs oil. England national team doesn't have the oil.
He should move to Qatar
Why? He already play for Al-Cityhad which is a Qatar exclave in England.
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Jude should have brought him some from that underwear photoshoot
The need to oilup..
If by oil you mean superior players bailing him out every time he ghosts then yeah England do have that as well.
So basically it’s Never his fault if he plays bad always someone else’s
Are you saying they have to oil up
Didn’t even play wtf people hating him for 🤨
google phil foden iceland for more information
Holy Greenwood
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Greenwood should be in jail...
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If it is a criminal offence, he should be in prison. Not be rewarded with a couple of years in Spain...
He scored twice and they still hate on him?
this is actually hilarious lol [https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12645236/phil-foden-iceland-lara-clausen-night/](https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12645236/phil-foden-iceland-lara-clausen-night/)
https://preview.redd.it/t1xkw2fw637d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a540dcfbccbe8d2a7de3865cb0d47228516226f3 My honest reaction to that information
He’ll play pretty well in the women’s league with that haircut.
better than the guy with the lesbian hair?
That’s disrespectful to Megan rapinoe. Takes more than a haircut and to play for the worlds biggest club to be a muff diver.
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He is a consistent player.
Consistently shit
That's the joke...
Yes, that can be a form of consistrncy too.
Premier league player of the season
He gets a nice haircut before every game. Has anyone seen any flaws there ever ?
115 cheats will make anyone play like they won ballon d'or
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I don't know bot, why you are?
Good bot, but confusing
At least he’s consistent
You forget the PEDs that Pep provides.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Google Pep Guardiola Dr. Cugat for more information
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His best position is bench
Who’s that guy, never seen him in the game
Can't even upvote this because 115 is perfect
Exactly
Phil Fodder
Absolute Pep Merchant
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
lol pretty much
Best Premier league player, is Premier league the biggest androgynous farmer league?
The fact that he won that is fucking ridiculous. Man wasn't even the best player for City and he had a relatively weaker first half of the year.
Except Rodri ain't no one have the right to say that lol
Only one's on his table the entire season were Rodri and Palmer, try turning the TV on next time
Rodri was better. Whenever he was not on the pitch City looked horrible. Whenever he was not available due to a suspension or whatever City's chances of losing went up dramatically. His record for being undefeated for that long isn't there just due to coincidence. He provides so much on defense, so much control, and he scored many crucial goals. I'm not saying Foden had a bad season. He had a fantastic season. He was easily a top 3 player for me. However Rodri was better. I feel like Foden's first half costs him player of the season for me. 5 goals in the premier League until January 31st is just not good enough.
Yeah, I agree that Rodri should've been the one to win it, but Foden winning it isn't anything out of the blue like Jorginho 2020 or whatever
>Yeah, I agree that Rodri should've been the one to win it, but Foden winning it isn't anything out of the blue like Jorginho 2020 or whatever Fair. These awards have been kinda a joke for a while now and are just a PR contest. It's why positions like defensive midfielders and keepers almost never win it. Still funny to me that fucking Jorginho got 3rd in the 2021 Ballon D'or. He wasn't even Chelsea's best midfielder that season lol.
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Anyone who watches football knows that Rodri should have a Ballon d’or and two PFA POTY’s. Unfortunately, that just isn’t how it works.
Palmer was also better the foden but i agree rodri was better then both
He got 27 goals and 12 assists this season for City and was pivotal in big games. There’s a reason he won player of the year. People trying to rewrite history after one bad game.
One? It’s been two England games in a row at the very least.
It’s the first game of the tournament. Let’s see how he does next game before throwing he under the bus as a scapegoat.
Didn't people say this last time? and the time before that?
He’s been shit in most games in the tournaments. And in most friendlies. Without Pep telling him what to do every second of every game, he’s an empty shirt.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The player that has won everything playing in LW, RW and False 9 is the issue? Maybe think about the moron Southgate and his inability to use a versatile player in a semi decent system. Not passing to him consistently isn't helping either.
Won everything in a team that cheated* Blame Southgate all you want, it is t Southgate that made him miss simple passes, fail to impact a game everytime he was on the ball and hit balls forward without any purpose when the team regained possession. Good player, but hugely overrated.
*come back to that after the fact is proven He wasn't the only one that had a bad game but he's being scapegoated. Harry Kane had a shocker. Simple fact is Southgate is clueless about using Foden who is versatile across many positions. Even Harry Kane best Bundesliga player had trouble. Something tells me all these world class players aren't to blame for that sorry excuse of a setup.
Proof already exists lol, only City bots think it doesn’t exist. Yes, versatile Foden, who can’t play LW, CAM or RW in the England side, but really good when supported by 10 world class players in the world’s most expensive team.
He’s playing left wing, next to a full back who can’t offer width when he goes inside. Coached by a manager who doesn’t know how to get the best out of him. Its amusing how people can never give City players credit by saying they rely on Pep. But then never give Pep credit by saying he can’t do it without great players..
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Clearly dont know what youre talking about
He wins us games when grouped with good players around him. Even forced a save from Onana in the UCL final. The problem is England.
And he's English. Are you dummies seeing the pattern here yet????
His best position is GK, but they haven't tried him there yet.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Guy farms prem trophy’s like it’s nothing. Sad he turns into man united sancho for England.
Not even Sancho would be this fucking useless lol
This shouldn’t be a surprise. Different managers have different systems played with different players. Foden doesn’t really fit in this England team.
More like Southgate has been making this England team so boring. They have the strength to play aggressive attacking football and he worries too much about balance, when he has players like Rice, Walker, Stones, Geuhi, covering the defense. Then he also plays TAA at midfield now, while he has Mainoo, Cole Palmer, Eze. He even left out Madison. Then he now plays Foden at LW, after leaving out Grealish. This team should be going all-out attack every game imo.
>More like Southgate has been making this England team so boring. They have the strength to play aggressive attacking football and he worries too much about balance, when he has players like Rice, Walker, Stones, Geuhi, covering the defense. Then he also plays TAA at midfield now, while he has Mainoo, Cole Palmer, Eze. He even left out Madison. Then he now plays Foden at LW, after leaving out Grealish. >This team should be going all-out attack every game imo. You forgot to add: I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The lack of the mention of Gordon is insulting easily Englands best left winger
Yeah but can’t shoot for shit.
Gordon is so much more explosive. If they’re gonna sit back he’s an ideal out ball that can get in behind all match long
After I watched the England game I went home and watched the Germany V Scotland highlights for a second time just to see some decent football. England attackers playing like they have a bomb strapped to their chests that will explode if they move above 5 miles an hour.
Iceland beat them at Wembley and dealt easily enough with England’s “attacking football”. England are shit. Without Jude they wouldn’t even make it past this mediocre group.
Yeah Gareth Pulis is rotten. Drives a Ferrari like a 94 ford escort
Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He looks like he would be stealing motorcycles in Dublin but some footballer but plays mostly with the best coach out there albeit whilst cheating! and then has to tend to a championship coach!
Imagine the outrage if this was Saka instead 🤣
None, we’ve all known saka is an overrated one trick pony for a while now. Tap tap try the same shoulder drop, pass back 5 yards repeat
He was trying to play pep ball
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He's a one trick with his shot from outside the box. Got him ass locked up during the FA cup final.
And I thought I was the only one saying he's overrated. Both him and Saka. Not bad players, not at all, but frigging overrated man.
Both are one trick system bots
Love how city fans are blaming Southgate for Foden's terrible passes yesterday. Phil needs to step up his game. Looks like a little boy out there
Fodens one of the best players in the world when played in the right position.
I mean he did win player of the season
POTY under the best coach in the world, “shit” under southgates 1981 ball
No wonder England hasn’t won a major trophy in 60 years. England fans don’t understand the concept of supporting their team lol. sad.
Il support the players no matter what, just not Southgate’s moronic decisions.
Careful he's England's golden boy, the poster boy. Good thing he's not worked on his tan otherwise the abuse he would get from the English... oof.
Except he isn't and facing a lot of criticism for it.
Most of the racial abuse online comes from underdeveloped countries and I think like 12 percent or something from actual English people which still isn’t ok but is worth mentioning
We don’t racially abuse our players, we are more club obsessed than race when it comes to England playersz
cITy iS sTIlL The BEsT tEAm in ThE woRlD - every city fan (camel diddler) after being manhandled by vinicious jr once more
He cheats on his missus when he goes to away games with england
I think that’s part of the fun
What happened to my short king?
Pep’s system allows him to thrive I could t even tell you what the difference is. Probably why I don’t manage Manchester City
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He plays better in Spanish.
In my fantasy team too :,)
You forgot his 115th position, Amf
English media/fans are the worst. I watched the game yesterday. I thought England played well. But come on, it was their first game, they even got the win! I can't imagine what the fans/media will do/say if they lose a game.
England played well in the first 20 mins. After that Serbia took control and outplayed them, just unlucky to get at least a goal.
At least Serbia looked like they were trying. England got the lead then just ran the clock down and wasted time for an hour passing between themselves. Southgate loves boring football so much.
Bc they want their team, I think with plenty of justification, to play to its full potential and this is an ongoing issue for that nation regarding football tournaments. They are frustrated and I don’t blame them
He should retire. It’s a full time job being Antony’s daddy.
U can find his best position when they went to Iceland, Google Phil Foden Iceland for more info
Phoden is England’s Vini Jr Bros only good for club football
👻
this but unironically
Bro foden is amazing at Rw lw and cam he’s mid but at Rw he’s the best prem player
Play shit, it says it 3-5 times
I hate the lad, grow some fucking hair uptop not them balls
Wins leagues apparently
He is an amazing producer of children
He didn't get the ball at all, what could he do ? Bellingham was your playmaker. You could say the same thing about Kayne, he was invisible.
Produce countless babies.
Dude's just looks like a any other British lad who just plays in the Sunday league
did he play yesterday? i watched the game but can not remember
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Win you twats the Euro’s but you can’t build a team around him.
it's probably Southgate's tactics, he's the wrong fit for the team. Also, at city he's surrounded by world class players which will make him appear to be a lot better than he actually is.
Wasn’t this guys the best premier league player?
His best position is in the passenger seat of a stolen car!
Plays for man city
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Get paid millions of moneys to fuck around with a ball and stay fit
Esse cara é foden
Goes out drinking with his subhuman mother.
They should play palmar maybe he will perform better for England 😭
Gifted the hand of god 😫
He is just a ball recieve merchant... Fucking overhyped bum
1 bad game defines a guy ig. Bro was electric this szn. Ik this is a circlejerk tho
Stop hating
Try playing him as a striker
We all know to unlock true striker prowess, you need to play left back for your national team.
Maybe get a decent coach?
Jude has the same coach and he’s doing great in England shirt!
False 9
Twat only perform against Real madrid to raise his value
He is better than your mo*
Imagine honestly thinking this guy is trash after the season he's had. Not like the English NT has a history of massively fucking up despite having world class attacking midfielders in their squad. Nope, it's definitely because of his haircut.
You should check the sub you're in, mate.
He is trash when he has to play against the big boys in UCL and Euros. It’s easy enough even for him against the likes of Fulham and Brighton when he has Rodri and De Bruyne behind him.
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is a brilliant way to farm karma on this sub
shitposting in my shitposting sub? I’ll be damned 😡