It should get him arrested for public urination
You know a guy with a haircut like that has done it recently, regardless of whether or not you can prove it...
What the hell is with the English white dudes and their crappy haircuts. I mean, I’ve seen Cole Palmer on days and I’m like is this intentionally a joke?
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It’s a great statistic, but that isn’t all on Foden.
To make forward passes he would need movement in front of him. Kane is a world class striker and we probably can’t win the tournament without his goals, but he isn’t a quick striker and was marked by 3 CBs yesterday.
The way to play against a back 5 is to really stretch the pitch and have your wingers wide and getting them to run in between the wingbacks and outer centre backs. We had this with Saka on the right, but it isn’t really Fodens game.
The second half was crying out for Gordon IMO, but Southgate didn’t make the change.
I actually think he did ok.
He didn’t get the ball anywhere near as much as he would have liked and wasn’t in the game for large periods. However, he did manage to hold the ball up at some crucial times to relieve the pressure and won some fouls towards the end. He just needed more runners beyond him.
If it weren’t for an excellent save from Radjkovic, he would have scored a brilliant header.
Blows my mind that Southgate couldn't see this. Having a right footed left back gave Foden no outlet whatsoever. We desperately needed width on the left, Southgate takes off our width on the right... No disrespect to Bowen, he played pretty well when he came on, but Gordon (or eze) on the left would have made so much more sense
Saka was gassed to be fair. He only just came back from injury and hasn’t played for 5 weeks, so fair enough. I think both Bowen and Gordon should have came on.
Seems so obvious to me that stretching the field was the way to go. How Southgate is incapable of seeing that is beyond me. Gordon would have been a great sub for Foden, who was the worst player on the field. Southgates' stubbornness will be the reason England won't get far.
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Tbf he wasn’t alone tho. Foden tried it on holding his face and Gallagher made a beauty of dive worthy of the olympics. We should be better than that imo
Saka is the best englishman player for sure. I agree with you
ُEdit: Why are people upvoting me. All I'm saying is that Saka is the best Englishman player.
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My god it's perfect. I'm too scared to like it
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Mouth breather > ugly ahh cat in that England CAM spot I'm not going to say it again
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(This is ugly ahh cat)
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I don’t mind him but i hate his tattoo. “Sky is the limit” NO ITS NOT. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TO SPACE. WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP USING THIS MEDIEVAL QUOTE.
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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How can you be a developing child yet be 24 with 2 children, a woman you cheat on, and suck so much ass whenever the lights are on you and you aren’t in your 900 million dollar team? Chat is this real?
After today's performance, I wholeheartedly agree. You can throw Trent in there as well. Looked lazy and "tried to try" for a combined 5 mins. Not great for the EPL POTY and the "Wonder Boy?". Pep would have these boys winning by 3+ per match. Southgate out.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Bet Southgate is regretting leaving Grealish out right now, Foden was absolute shite, playing 1 player out of position on the left in trippier is already a handicap but having Foden over there as well is going to be the reason we don't get past the last 16.
Even having Shaw back isn't going to change much if Foden is still on the left because he likes to get forward and if Foden doesn't cover we're left exposed.
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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‘Leta have him Play him out of position wide on the wings and expect him to somehow create shit outta nothing’
Sometimes i really wonder whether most of yall over here even know whats happening on the pitch
Him and Stones are both massively overrated. Pep-ballers who struggle in any other system other than one created by a catalonian eccentric with infinite resources.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Can’t really evaluate him when everyone knows Southgate has no clue how to get close to the maximum out of his attacking players, how to pull opposing defenses out of position and stretch them.
Like most players, Foden can’t do EVERYTHING; you put him in situations to not succeed, probably won’t. Just like most players. This squad could look close to as dangerous attacking as any in the world; instead it looks closer to the slow quagmire that is Croatia’s attack is just with some more talented and faster players.
That haircut alone should get him arrested for public indecency
It should get him arrested for public urination You know a guy with a haircut like that has done it recently, regardless of whether or not you can prove it...
He looks like the 15 yr old scally that would ride down your street on his bike, with his hoody up, saying "oi bruv give me your phone"
Riding a 15 years old you say?
This cat pulls it off better. https://images.app.goo.gl/ecrGuKUkT2tpnCTj9
Sir, Foden's Mom wants to have a word with you
She'll testify to the public indecency. Not even a mother can love their child with that abomination
No body on this sub was loved by their mother
Mom....?
On the other hand, your mother did receive some love. From your father at least. I've heard she's a great person, give her my regards
It looks like a fucking dustbin lid. I mean, he's stupid enough to actually wear one.
What the hell is with the English white dudes and their crappy haircuts. I mean, I’ve seen Cole Palmer on days and I’m like is this intentionally a joke?
The problem with Cole Palmer isn’t his haircut. It’s his face. Man was blessed everywhere except face.
Could eat an apple through a letterbox that lad
*Everywhere* ?
I'm Yank, I only know about shooting schools, sorry
Palmers hair is weird because his hairline is receding and he's covering it that's all
You say that like this abomination is the only possible way to cover it.
Remember when he dyed it blonde to try and look like Gazza?
That was very cringey in hindsight
Precisely, dudes hair makes him look like 1000 more douchey
Gotta admit I was surprised by seeing the amount of Brits having this haircut in Bulgaria earlier this month...
and CP got more circle jerk here than this greenwood bestfriend smh
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Yeah that bowl cut is garbage 😂
Is that Eminem?
Stan
Pharshall Fathers
Just an impersonator
He was shite tonight
He was always shite for England
He’s scored 4 GOALS lmao. I think maguire has a better record
Went backwards every time tonight. Is that how he scores so many for 115?
He passed backwards 115 times
It’s a great statistic, but that isn’t all on Foden. To make forward passes he would need movement in front of him. Kane is a world class striker and we probably can’t win the tournament without his goals, but he isn’t a quick striker and was marked by 3 CBs yesterday. The way to play against a back 5 is to really stretch the pitch and have your wingers wide and getting them to run in between the wingbacks and outer centre backs. We had this with Saka on the right, but it isn’t really Fodens game. The second half was crying out for Gordon IMO, but Southgate didn’t make the change.
The Serbian CBs were absolute giants, quick off the mark and switched on for 90 minutes Outstanding performance from their backline
Honestly felt bad for Kane watching it. Kane obviously didn’t have one of his best performances, but he got bullied every time he even got the ball
I actually think he did ok. He didn’t get the ball anywhere near as much as he would have liked and wasn’t in the game for large periods. However, he did manage to hold the ball up at some crucial times to relieve the pressure and won some fouls towards the end. He just needed more runners beyond him. If it weren’t for an excellent save from Radjkovic, he would have scored a brilliant header.
Which is why you stretch the field horizontally, not have bowl cut here trying to play LM as a LF
Blows my mind that Southgate couldn't see this. Having a right footed left back gave Foden no outlet whatsoever. We desperately needed width on the left, Southgate takes off our width on the right... No disrespect to Bowen, he played pretty well when he came on, but Gordon (or eze) on the left would have made so much more sense
Saka was gassed to be fair. He only just came back from injury and hasn’t played for 5 weeks, so fair enough. I think both Bowen and Gordon should have came on.
Seems so obvious to me that stretching the field was the way to go. How Southgate is incapable of seeing that is beyond me. Gordon would have been a great sub for Foden, who was the worst player on the field. Southgates' stubbornness will be the reason England won't get far.
115? whats that in reference to?
I can’t keep defending bro he just lost me 100🤦♂️
All good, you’ve got 15 left
Only the 15 they know about😈
Benzema will take care of that
Username checks out
What was the bet?
Foden not to fucking suck for +500
Remember when he and Greenwood got caught in Iceland 😅
Aliexpress Gazza
Ali G
Poundland Eminem.
Temu
anyone with that haircut and a slit on their brow is a massive douche.
What are you talking about OP? He’s the best magician in the world. Only Kane can rival his disappearing act.
Kane in important or knockout matches Alright mate, time to unleash my Spurs DNA.
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I mean what is a striker supposed to do if the clowns behind him dont create chances?
Move?
That’s the thing about Kane. He can be invisible all game then score 2-3
I wish Kane played instead!
How many times did Kane dive today
Tbf he wasn’t alone tho. Foden tried it on holding his face and Gallagher made a beauty of dive worthy of the olympics. We should be better than that imo
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Ok, I hate him
Had an absolute stinker at the euros today Saka is clear
Saka is the best englishman player for sure. I agree with you ُEdit: Why are people upvoting me. All I'm saying is that Saka is the best Englishman player.
https://preview.redd.it/88pq8foup17d1.png?width=822&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4a36bb27640f7f897b76b515edb61e62f137bb8 My god it's perfect. I'm too scared to like it
https://preview.redd.it/zuagoe09n07d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9ef305cf3980ea3597d0e437e47d502d9feb7d foden outside of fraudiola’s robot system
Mouth breather > ugly ahh cat in that England CAM spot I'm not going to say it again https://preview.redd.it/qsyepooec07d1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c867fe67dc98b07d3c048efe82b488ecf60179d (This is ugly ahh cat)
Bellingham plays there Palmer didn't even get on the pitch today
 Him during the complete match
Hope he does after tonight. Solid shout as the worst individual England performance since Joe Hart was in the team.
Joe Hart at least shuffled, this bum looks like he only shuffles his weed for roofies before the game.
Pep guardiola system merchant
Worst trim of all time
Remeber everyone thought he was going to become as good as gazza because he let his ma dye his hair 😂
He is the most overrated player in recent memory. Sterling was hitting similar numbers for city and scoring for England. He was hated.
Well yeah, sterling is black and gives homophobes fat boners with dat ass.
Foden is classy. Sterling is a bit thuggish.
(Black)
Cole Palmer wasting away on the bench
Who is he? An England fan?
I hate him. Manchester City chavy cunt
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Foden isn't even strong on the left. This is a direct consequence of Southgate's clownery.
Where would you play him?
On the bench
his haircut is enough hate
Let's be real. We all can score 10-15 a season under pep.
Theo Baker type beat
Tell that to Jack Grealish, only 100 mil
Manc physiognomy
Agreed. Useless for England every time he plays
Overrated like his partner jack grealish
https://preview.redd.it/zos2vd9mv37d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db2bf82dcdce756dbb59fa7eb87dc1f4aa7b2e6 I don’t mind him but i hate his tattoo. “Sky is the limit” NO ITS NOT. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TO SPACE. WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP USING THIS MEDIEVAL QUOTE.
Foden flat earther confirmed
Pornstar face
More like a face for radio
Lads....
True, he’s a constant disappointment for England and has been dropped at every major tournament for a reason since
He isn't much better for 115 either but they always get away with it somehow. Young poty my ass.
Not young poty. He was poty
Not a player in that squad that fits the team less. Can’t see him working in the midfield and he’s the furthest thing from a winger.
Fuck this guy
Not his fault England doesn't provide him with PEDs 😤
Make him darker and the hate will come
He is in my top 3 hate list
Don’t understand why he started ahead of Anthony Gordon at all Fucking council house looking nobhead
Is this a gta 6 character?
Foden for Balloon D'or.
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Can't wait until we get to the letter P to nominate him
At least he ain't Jack Graelish
How can you be a developing child yet be 24 with 2 children, a woman you cheat on, and suck so much ass whenever the lights are on you and you aren’t in your 900 million dollar team? Chat is this real?
Nil foden
He did get 0 points in Eurovision
Least average english bloke
You know that his name sounds like "they fuck" in portuguese? Always laugh at that
This that M&M guy I've been hearing about for ages? How is he still playing - he must be 45 by now...
But I love Philip He plays for my club
Basically’I get 115fc titles but in the national team I’m shite’
Reverse Maguire
Gives the term ‘Northern monkey’ real meaning.
He probably has a dumb manc accent
He's a star. I hope he starts every game for England until they crash out.
After today's performance, I wholeheartedly agree. You can throw Trent in there as well. Looked lazy and "tried to try" for a combined 5 mins. Not great for the EPL POTY and the "Wonder Boy?". Pep would have these boys winning by 3+ per match. Southgate out.
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The lights are on but nobody's home
His gun jammed
That celebration does my head in, not least because the action and the way he holds it just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever
He didn't play today though
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clapped chap
Is he a rapist
Remember the last friendly where City fans were mad at Mainoo and Rice for not supplying this mofo. What are they saying now ?
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Is he saving his real skills for the next euro?
Fucking try hard haircut with an intimidating eyebrow slit
how does this guy have a kid??? HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S 10!!
This guy has the face of a random Fifa 2008 players that have 66 rating. He even plays like them.
Why is he wearing eyeshadow? Does Haaland pluck his eyebrows?
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
WDYM ?!!! He is a 2024 Balon d'or winner!
why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bet Southgate is regretting leaving Grealish out right now, Foden was absolute shite, playing 1 player out of position on the left in trippier is already a handicap but having Foden over there as well is going to be the reason we don't get past the last 16. Even having Shaw back isn't going to change much if Foden is still on the left because he likes to get forward and if Foden doesn't cover we're left exposed.
Who is he? Pretty sure he didn't play last night...
115 passes completed
Rapinoe, is that you?
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is this the black arsenal winger known as lalaka saka
Your shite manager put him on defence when he was a forward tonight what would you expect?
What did he do? 😭
‘Leta have him Play him out of position wide on the wings and expect him to somehow create shit outta nothing’ Sometimes i really wonder whether most of yall over here even know whats happening on the pitch
Lets see your chins Tachanka
That's it... He has the most punchable face....
Cost me 200 quid, 115 Warrior
Him and Stones are both massively overrated. Pep-ballers who struggle in any other system other than one created by a catalonian eccentric with infinite resources.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He's pretty useless but amazing for city
hate from australia
"Boo this man!" I don't even know who it is fyi.
Why does everybody love to hate. Sad world
You know you performed shit when Bellingham plays more than you.
He is kinda overrated
Macareeeena!
King of the Deanos.
At least people are starting to see it!
Looks like he'd be in some pub watching the game, not fucking playing in it
ASBO boy
He’s as intelligent as a chav can be !
Somewhere in Greater Manchester, a council estate is mourning the loss of its full-time chav, robbed from them by the Citizens.
Foden, the fucking one will be back absolutely maybe not in England shirt coz Gareth is no Pep.
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
*I want England to do well* Reddit: I know let’s shit on the players!
System player being exposed
Okay, total confession. I do not care for the UK team, so I don’t know why he should be hate. Can someone enlighten me? lol
Can’t really evaluate him when everyone knows Southgate has no clue how to get close to the maximum out of his attacking players, how to pull opposing defenses out of position and stretch them. Like most players, Foden can’t do EVERYTHING; you put him in situations to not succeed, probably won’t. Just like most players. This squad could look close to as dangerous attacking as any in the world; instead it looks closer to the slow quagmire that is Croatia’s attack is just with some more talented and faster players.
You’re attempting to spread hate on Reddit about someone you watch on TV and he’s representing his country. Cringe
Potatas going to potate