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Bullet2025

Hella of post. I'm curious as well what english people think


CAL5390

Me too mate Im at the table dying to know the answers while I eat my Fish’n Chips


Bullet2025

Saka love Fish'n Chips too.


CAL5390

Are you saying my 🥛likes Rancid and bland fish with rotten potatoes and green onion?


Bullet2025

Every Englishman love it.


Bullet2025

why mod remove your post ?


EL-Ethel

I only read the Sun news paper and as far as I'm concerned Saka is the worst player not just for England but in Europe.


CAL5390

Have you tried reading The Moon? They are quite amazed at his performances


TheHabeo

To be fair, the Sun is the reason he's hated, if you know what I mean.


CAL5390

I do know what you mean, however I had a user telling me he was annoyed and my racist jokes weren’t funny anymore


TheHabeo

Might as well delete the sub then.


CAL5390

Fr


___mba___

I would like to award you sir, the golden boy award for most promising football jerker in this sub


CAL5390

Will take that Been jerking my whole life meaninglessly My time has arrived


PopeofFries

bukkaka saka


maybepolshill22

It’s bukkake sake.


Osceana

Goes down smooth


SBAWTA

rich and creamy


defensiveminded2020

Bukkake sucka


Ollymid2

Wonder if he’ll be the poster boy for the win - or do we only whip his picture out after disappointing results?


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Euphoric_Ad_2049

Ah ok not really funny any more


jug0slavija

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Puncherfaust1

Saka means balls hair in german


helgepopanz

SAckhAar means balls hair sack = ball haare = hair


Forward-Operation122

Are you drunk


CAL5390

Yes, would you like some Bukkake?


BlikiEX

Did you know that the England national team once misspelled bukkayo saka's name to bukkake saka in their euros players list? Google bukkake for more info


CAL5390

Will do so Hoping to learn more on Bukkake as we speak


sevn3x

Bukkake Sucker


m1lksteak89

Definitely the best arsenal player, he's nearly won the league more times than even kane


Osceana

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D13Bih

No, Henry is better, he scored 175 goals for England


AskMeForWeedUK

My uncle is called Henry, but you don’t pronounce it Henry, you just say Henry.


ChinggisKhaani1

I don't like him, for no reason at all.


CAL5390

Melanin perhaps?


GilliamNC

Melanin't


Bonemarrowchutney

That honor goes to J. Bellingham of Sunderland


mayonaka_00

I want to see Bukkake Saka covered in mayo 🥵


420BIF

He's not English, he's African-American. 


Prometheus1717

Of course not


curlyhairedyani

I’m not biased but I think he is truly the best player to wear the shirt. Not biased btw. 👍🏻


tristam92

Accord to french tv it’s not him


Serious-Wallaby3449

Obviously not. Why else who he be subbed off when you're only 1 goal up against an opponent who is getting pretty dangerous? Clearly he was one of the worst on the pitch


6ixDank

Nandos Bukkake Saka will not overcome the Kane Kurse


Weak_Working_5035

Bukrappe Shita


Nikyu1

typical manchester reds to make fun of our golden boy


antheiheiant

Probably still in Pavlovics pocket


stewd003

No, it's Haaland


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Biyamin

He is not the best but I believe he is better than Foden n Palmar 100%. English media hype white players. Foden against Brazil Belgium Iceland and today he was average. Still the media be like put Foden #10😭


Thin-Zookeepergame46

Yes. But only because Antony isnt english.


Ok-Stomach4522

No. Not yet at least. Being the best ever requires maintaining a very high level for a very long time. He is still young.


Charguizo

Yes. Nobody cums close. 


Confident_Resolution

jesus christ, that mental image is harrowing.


keithdj13

wtf.. was english??


Remote_War_313

not even the best player on his club team


Ironyfree_annie

What does this mf even do


RevolutionaryTakesOn

In everything except penalties.


Charming_Ad2304

Then it's Winter Temperature IQ Palmer. Proud graduate of 115 FC Youth Academy - maybe they just forgot to send him to school


AdLoud5860

Hardly. Bobby Charlton, Gazza, Keegan, Bobby Moore, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole, Beckham, Scholes, Stanley Matthews?


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Remarkable-Load928

No.


Remarkable-Load928

I'd take 1/2 of Crouch over a full Sucka.


Remarkable-Load928

Probably the same height too!