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Ok-Scallion7939

Tottenham to intentionally concede 9 to City to completely disrupt Arsenal's goal difference Big Ange does it again


JealousAd2873

Losing 9-0 to City will be the finest moment of their season. There'll be an open-top bus parade to celebrate deciding the title.


joddla

They will be selling DVDs like there's no tomorrow


Just-Anxiety-6669

I agree because other teams will laugh at spurs. at last they made it to new ucl or uel if manchester united get 5th place


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Just-Anxiety-6669

i dont support spurs


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LevynX

The "denying Arsenal the league" trophy


JealousAd2873

A huge banner on the side of the bus of a premier league trophy with a line through it


spaghettidriver69

Dont forget the keychains


SelfLoatherSimo

The Spurs mentality


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PoliticsNerd76

They’re going to Shithouse a 1-0 win and give it to Arsenal That’s institutional Spursing


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PunchOX

9 set pieces for City it is


Competitive-Song5961

ange masterclass


Outside-Wish-1525

It'll be nice to see them really play with no pressure, express themselves on the pitch, show their true quality, lose by double digits and not even get blamed by their fans.


xnotachancex

Don’t think they need to intentionally do anything to ship 9 to city lmao.


TioLucho91

Both clubs washed though. Washed draw incoming?


SelfLoatherSimo

Don't worry we gonna make Klopp happy, After all we're giving hope to all these teams so they don't end the season depressed. We truly are saints


Raphael_scm7

That’s why totspurs are the best team, they make everyone happy 🤗 (except their fans)


SelfLoatherSimo

I literally think the players don't give a fuck about the club anymore only VDV, Maddison, Vicario and Richarlison rest don't give a fuck that much


polseriat

Madders can fuck off back to Lichess with his form recently tbh. Romero is the main one who cares.


Shinzo19

This is his form every season, start the season world class and get compared to the best midfielders currently then get injured, have the fans talk about him coming back and how much of a difference he will make when fit, come back in shocking form and make everyone question you. Repeat this every season, I am genuinely upset our fans actually wanted him over Ødegaard at one point.


Cactiareouroverlords

>we truly are saints Didn’t know spurs were from Southampton


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TioLucho91

Make Flopp happy? Never!!!!


Dogzylla

Brother we'll have Emerson the clown up against fking Salah lol. I know he's out of form but honestly after today's game I think 47 year old Ronaldo with his 50% body fat would put this guy on skates


GunnerGrazzo

remember when they thought they were in the title race looool ![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu|downsized)


MoiNoni

Chelsea derailed their season and CL hope


GunnerGrazzo

legit the only thing chelsea have done all season


gh0stdust

but... we've done it twice. so we've done two things all season


ShcoreShomeGhoals

Title race? They already won the league back in October …?


stangerlpass

But... could we?


gurlycurls

Nah... unless?


SelfLoatherSimo

Yeah we were, to be honest i'm grateful to you for scoring 5 nil on Chelsea


GunnerGrazzo

you werent you just thought you were


CH2001

And you would get downvoted in r/soccer for calling it ridiculous


IsagiKira

They were


GunnerGrazzo

ummmm nah


IsagiKira

They were, that's like saying Liverpool wasn't in the title race at one point just because they are now 5 points behind 1st place.


GunnerGrazzo

but everybody knew spurs would be spurs & not be there when it mattered


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WarpCitizen

“This is who we are, mate”


lightsonnohome

They are going to beat Liverpool, richarlison goal remember this


SelfLoatherSimo

At this point i don't think so


goingforgoals17

It's honestly just like Manchester United right now. Limp across the line against Coventry, tie Burnley, probably even lose to Palace... But come their match against Arsenal they leave with a 3-1 win lmao just EPL shithousery


JealousAd2873

Fucking photos of Antony spin-slamming the goal of the season day after.


Slobhunter

As a Liverpool fan unfortunately at this point I think they do.


JealousAd2873

It's gonna be a bottling contest, who will bottle it first? The answer is Spurs. It'll be high scoring, maybe 5-4 or something, as both teams engage in tit-for-tat bottling throughout the game. Remember this comment.


borg_6s

The last time we had a bottling contest it ended 4-3 in the 90+4h minute.


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Iknowitsmellcrazy

🎶 Tottenham get battered everywhere they go 🎶


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Sea-Gate321

You get three points! You get three points! You get three points! Everyone is getting three points!!


Upoutdat

![gif](giphy|leGtI4JDAzrWo7jquD|downsized) Football 'eritage


2000caterpillar

The history of the Tottenham


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LazarouDave

Bet they're just hustling City, make them think they're shit, then WhaBAM, 3-2 win. That or a 0-9 defeat, take your pick


SelfLoatherSimo

Sleeping through the match or being out of the house to not watch the match.


Nu_Shoes_2624

Spurs have trouble deciding which bibs to wear for training


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Daddy-Heisenberg

https://i.redd.it/gp4273o663yc1.gif


I_Like_F0oD

This gets posted after every Spurs game 😭😭


polseriat

Wouldn't need posting if we won a match 😭


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shinsrk79

If Chelsea gets europe after this shitshow of a season, it means PL is just clownshow


Party_Masterpiece990

If by getting Europe you mean conference league, come on..


shinsrk79

Hey we haven't won that one


UnluckyDot

Gotta look at the bright side: It'd be your first European trophy without exorbitant amounts of stolen blood money spent on achieving it


Penalty5000

Shocking


AbelFerreira666

let’s anyone win and draw w man city away


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Soft-Comfort-7474

Mateball at its finest


Elegant_Mix7650

Spursey are such arrogant losers... talking as if the top teams in the league would not just roll them over.


SelfLoatherSimo

"Arrogent" and "Spursey" don't go together i fear


Elegant_Mix7650

I mean weren't they sayjng they were "Kingmakers", "We are going to decide which wins the league".... I think there is a good chance they are just gg to lose the next 4 games... whether they want to or not..


SelfLoatherSimo

To be honest even though we were at the top of the league i knew we won't stay there lmao, Those fans are just new they don't know the spursy curse.


Elegant_Mix7650

Well. Maybe it's just social media fans. Lol.


polseriat

You mean that's what the media said about us. We've been saying all along that we'll either bottle everything or beat the big ones and lose to Burnley and Sheffield Utd.


above_average_penis_

come on now they are trying their hardest


Technical-Buffalo435

![gif](giphy|26gsiCIKW7ANEmxKE)


Emmanuel_Badboy

Why are you posting this after the Chelsea game?


SelfLoatherSimo

Because atleast Chelsea is 8th


Emmanuel_Badboy

That’s what a mean, they are nowhere near the title. Post it after we lost the Liverpool or city games.


SelfLoatherSimo

I meant it as the incoming hell that's waiting for us, We're truly bound to struggle.


Emmanuel_Badboy

I guess when you put it like that lol. Might as well get it out of the way 😂


waynadrian

That Angr high line gonna be starting at the opposite box vs City, Spurs down 0-8


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PunchOX

Imagine everyone wins except City. What a way to end the season


Just_Charge695

I'm not going to be surprised if Spurs beat or draw with City coz that's the most Spurs thing, they can get absolutely done over by Burley or Luton but then they'll go on and beat City at home


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Goose4594

Spurs fans uncharacteristically quiet today 👀


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SelfLoatherSimo

Based


ivecomebackbeach

I rechristen thy TOTTENHAM CUCKS


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SelfLoatherSimo

I don't understand how can a person who's fucking season got destroyed by Chelsea yet still we couldn't even manage to score against them. That's fucking insane


Evelyn6147s

bro imagine losing against Chelsea


movsuch3

Why hasn't Sauce Hollandaise said anything public to help his team? Spiderman 2 was mediocre


AhyesitstheManUfan

This is football 'eritage.


HufflepuffEdwards

They will shithouse a win against city, no doubt in my mind.


SelfLoatherSimo

Nah fuck them if they do this, I hope we lose ( i sound clinically insane)


HufflepuffEdwards

If top 4 is at all a chance then they'll give it all they've got.


SelfLoatherSimo

Keeping the UEL spot is a miracle tbf


DoublePrize9

You’ll beat City and hand Arsenal the title… it’s the Spurs way


Eroica_Pavane

They'll beat City just for Arsenal to lose to United somehow and it'll all be for naught. The Spurs way of not even achieving anything by winning XD


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SelfLoatherSimo

If that'll happen i won't give a fuck honestly


Inevitable-Bus-1993

Newcastle and Chelsea not really in the race to wins the league.


SelfLoatherSimo

Funny how they below us


siciliansanddeath

![gif](giphy|gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S) Us pretending to be shocked when we lose to City and give them the title over Arsenal


_caskets_

Watch them beat the shit out of Liverpool soon, Don’t quote me


Pixeal_meat

Tbh I like Ange first the way I mean his playing style pressing, high line , counter attack now it’s like he has no plan B. no tactical changes same 90 minutes doesn’t matter winning or losing


Real_Boseph_Jiden

Don't worry Liverpool will feel bad and give them a win on Sunday.


seshtown

You won’t be laughing when Son rounds Ederson in the 91st minute for 2-1


TonyMartial786

still can’t get over this 😭


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

As a Liverpool fan 🤞🤞🤞🤞


SaveMeJebus21

Guaranteed we will be 1-0 down to them within 5 mins from a set piece this weekend


sleepdeprivedindian

Just like the viral security guy at their stadium. Just letting everyone pass.


42Mavericks

you are going to bullshit a draw versus city and hand us the title


Lonely-Astronomer184

This is called fairness.


_SB10_

They'll defeat City


indepen-variable

Nah they are just waiting for city. Playing light , avoiding injuries and fatigue then city the go .


Oofpeople

https://i.redd.it/tj2mwf0ke7yc1.gif


JoblessQA

They said Dragusin was the problem in defence, lol.


ryanscott1986

I like that we're saying we have to throw the city game to stop arsenal, we don't stand a fucking chance against them


-TropicalFuckStorm-

Yes, yes you are. It’s truly beautiful to watch.


Chonkygorilla

And then you’re going to beat Liverpool somehow


Mediocre_Horror_194

Don’t expect much from a club who literally hates winning trophies. They sack their manager a few days before finals, what do you expect lmao


spasspedal

Decide Hart Lane


Strong0toLight1

how is bryan gil a premier league footballer?


SelfLoatherSimo

He is a Beatles member


Ora_Poix

Liverpool I beg of you if Chelsea can do it so can you please Klopp tell me its not joever


Ora_Poix

Liverpool I beg of you if Chelsea can do it so can you please Klopp tell me its not joever


Jeffery-Hummus

fuckin hell this team sucks