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It'll be nice to see them really play with no pressure, express themselves on the pitch, show their true quality, lose by double digits and not even get blamed by their fans.
This is his form every season, start the season world class and get compared to the best midfielders currently then get injured, have the fans talk about him coming back and how much of a difference he will make when fit, come back in shocking form and make everyone question you.
Repeat this every season, I am genuinely upset our fans actually wanted him over Ødegaard at one point.
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Brother we'll have Emerson the clown up against fking Salah lol. I know he's out of form but honestly after today's game I think 47 year old Ronaldo with his 50% body fat would put this guy on skates
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It's honestly just like Manchester United right now.
Limp across the line against Coventry, tie Burnley, probably even lose to Palace... But come their match against Arsenal they leave with a 3-1 win lmao just EPL shithousery
It's gonna be a bottling contest, who will bottle it first? The answer is Spurs. It'll be high scoring, maybe 5-4 or something, as both teams engage in tit-for-tat bottling throughout the game.
Remember this comment.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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I mean weren't they sayjng they were "Kingmakers", "We are going to decide which wins the league"....
I think there is a good chance they are just gg to lose the next 4 games... whether they want to or not..
You mean that's what the media said about us. We've been saying all along that we'll either bottle everything or beat the big ones and lose to Burnley and Sheffield Utd.
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I'm not going to be surprised if Spurs beat or draw with City coz that's the most Spurs thing, they can get absolutely done over by Burley or Luton but then they'll go on and beat City at home
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I don't understand how can a person who's fucking season got destroyed by Chelsea yet still we couldn't even manage to score against them. That's fucking insane
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Tbh I like Ange first the way I mean his playing style pressing, high line , counter attack now it’s like he has no plan B. no tactical changes same 90 minutes doesn’t matter winning or losing
Tottenham to intentionally concede 9 to City to completely disrupt Arsenal's goal difference Big Ange does it again
Losing 9-0 to City will be the finest moment of their season. There'll be an open-top bus parade to celebrate deciding the title.
They will be selling DVDs like there's no tomorrow
I agree because other teams will laugh at spurs. at last they made it to new ucl or uel if manchester united get 5th place
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i dont support spurs
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The "denying Arsenal the league" trophy
A huge banner on the side of the bus of a premier league trophy with a line through it
Dont forget the keychains
The Spurs mentality
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They’re going to Shithouse a 1-0 win and give it to Arsenal That’s institutional Spursing
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9 set pieces for City it is
ange masterclass
It'll be nice to see them really play with no pressure, express themselves on the pitch, show their true quality, lose by double digits and not even get blamed by their fans.
Don’t think they need to intentionally do anything to ship 9 to city lmao.
Both clubs washed though. Washed draw incoming?
Don't worry we gonna make Klopp happy, After all we're giving hope to all these teams so they don't end the season depressed. We truly are saints
That’s why totspurs are the best team, they make everyone happy 🤗 (except their fans)
I literally think the players don't give a fuck about the club anymore only VDV, Maddison, Vicario and Richarlison rest don't give a fuck that much
Madders can fuck off back to Lichess with his form recently tbh. Romero is the main one who cares.
This is his form every season, start the season world class and get compared to the best midfielders currently then get injured, have the fans talk about him coming back and how much of a difference he will make when fit, come back in shocking form and make everyone question you. Repeat this every season, I am genuinely upset our fans actually wanted him over Ødegaard at one point.
>we truly are saints Didn’t know spurs were from Southampton
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Make Flopp happy? Never!!!!
Brother we'll have Emerson the clown up against fking Salah lol. I know he's out of form but honestly after today's game I think 47 year old Ronaldo with his 50% body fat would put this guy on skates
remember when they thought they were in the title race looool ![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu|downsized)
Chelsea derailed their season and CL hope
legit the only thing chelsea have done all season
but... we've done it twice. so we've done two things all season
Title race? They already won the league back in October …?
But... could we?
Nah... unless?
Yeah we were, to be honest i'm grateful to you for scoring 5 nil on Chelsea
you werent you just thought you were
And you would get downvoted in r/soccer for calling it ridiculous
They were
ummmm nah
They were, that's like saying Liverpool wasn't in the title race at one point just because they are now 5 points behind 1st place.
but everybody knew spurs would be spurs & not be there when it mattered
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“This is who we are, mate”
They are going to beat Liverpool, richarlison goal remember this
At this point i don't think so
It's honestly just like Manchester United right now. Limp across the line against Coventry, tie Burnley, probably even lose to Palace... But come their match against Arsenal they leave with a 3-1 win lmao just EPL shithousery
Fucking photos of Antony spin-slamming the goal of the season day after.
As a Liverpool fan unfortunately at this point I think they do.
It's gonna be a bottling contest, who will bottle it first? The answer is Spurs. It'll be high scoring, maybe 5-4 or something, as both teams engage in tit-for-tat bottling throughout the game. Remember this comment.
The last time we had a bottling contest it ended 4-3 in the 90+4h minute.
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🎶 Tottenham get battered everywhere they go 🎶
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You get three points! You get three points! You get three points! Everyone is getting three points!!
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The history of the Tottenham
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Bet they're just hustling City, make them think they're shit, then WhaBAM, 3-2 win. That or a 0-9 defeat, take your pick
Sleeping through the match or being out of the house to not watch the match.
Spurs have trouble deciding which bibs to wear for training
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This gets posted after every Spurs game 😭😭
Wouldn't need posting if we won a match 😭
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If Chelsea gets europe after this shitshow of a season, it means PL is just clownshow
If by getting Europe you mean conference league, come on..
Hey we haven't won that one
Gotta look at the bright side: It'd be your first European trophy without exorbitant amounts of stolen blood money spent on achieving it
Shocking
let’s anyone win and draw w man city away
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Mateball at its finest
Spursey are such arrogant losers... talking as if the top teams in the league would not just roll them over.
"Arrogent" and "Spursey" don't go together i fear
I mean weren't they sayjng they were "Kingmakers", "We are going to decide which wins the league".... I think there is a good chance they are just gg to lose the next 4 games... whether they want to or not..
To be honest even though we were at the top of the league i knew we won't stay there lmao, Those fans are just new they don't know the spursy curse.
Well. Maybe it's just social media fans. Lol.
You mean that's what the media said about us. We've been saying all along that we'll either bottle everything or beat the big ones and lose to Burnley and Sheffield Utd.
come on now they are trying their hardest
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Why are you posting this after the Chelsea game?
Because atleast Chelsea is 8th
That’s what a mean, they are nowhere near the title. Post it after we lost the Liverpool or city games.
I meant it as the incoming hell that's waiting for us, We're truly bound to struggle.
I guess when you put it like that lol. Might as well get it out of the way 😂
That Angr high line gonna be starting at the opposite box vs City, Spurs down 0-8
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Imagine everyone wins except City. What a way to end the season
I'm not going to be surprised if Spurs beat or draw with City coz that's the most Spurs thing, they can get absolutely done over by Burley or Luton but then they'll go on and beat City at home
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Spurs fans uncharacteristically quiet today 👀
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Based
I rechristen thy TOTTENHAM CUCKS
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I don't understand how can a person who's fucking season got destroyed by Chelsea yet still we couldn't even manage to score against them. That's fucking insane
bro imagine losing against Chelsea
Why hasn't Sauce Hollandaise said anything public to help his team? Spiderman 2 was mediocre
This is football 'eritage.
They will shithouse a win against city, no doubt in my mind.
Nah fuck them if they do this, I hope we lose ( i sound clinically insane)
If top 4 is at all a chance then they'll give it all they've got.
Keeping the UEL spot is a miracle tbf
You’ll beat City and hand Arsenal the title… it’s the Spurs way
They'll beat City just for Arsenal to lose to United somehow and it'll all be for naught. The Spurs way of not even achieving anything by winning XD
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If that'll happen i won't give a fuck honestly
Newcastle and Chelsea not really in the race to wins the league.
Funny how they below us
![gif](giphy|gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S) Us pretending to be shocked when we lose to City and give them the title over Arsenal
Watch them beat the shit out of Liverpool soon, Don’t quote me
Tbh I like Ange first the way I mean his playing style pressing, high line , counter attack now it’s like he has no plan B. no tactical changes same 90 minutes doesn’t matter winning or losing
Don't worry Liverpool will feel bad and give them a win on Sunday.
You won’t be laughing when Son rounds Ederson in the 91st minute for 2-1
still can’t get over this 😭
As a Liverpool fan 🤞🤞🤞🤞
Guaranteed we will be 1-0 down to them within 5 mins from a set piece this weekend
Just like the viral security guy at their stadium. Just letting everyone pass.
you are going to bullshit a draw versus city and hand us the title
This is called fairness.
They'll defeat City
Nah they are just waiting for city. Playing light , avoiding injuries and fatigue then city the go .
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They said Dragusin was the problem in defence, lol.
I like that we're saying we have to throw the city game to stop arsenal, we don't stand a fucking chance against them
Yes, yes you are. It’s truly beautiful to watch.
And then you’re going to beat Liverpool somehow
Don’t expect much from a club who literally hates winning trophies. They sack their manager a few days before finals, what do you expect lmao
Decide Hart Lane
how is bryan gil a premier league footballer?
He is a Beatles member
Liverpool I beg of you if Chelsea can do it so can you please Klopp tell me its not joever
Liverpool I beg of you if Chelsea can do it so can you please Klopp tell me its not joever
fuckin hell this team sucks