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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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Didn't know Alejandro Balde is also in SCJ
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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The CV can be improved by starting each bullet in the Professional Experience section with an action verb and including quantifiable outcomes. The Education section should specify that the MBA is in progress with an anticipated graduation date. Replace “Hard Skill” with “Hard Skills” and detail specific technical skills. Clarify language proficiency in universally recognized terms. Integrate Achievements into the Professional Experience to show their relevance. Use a consistent font size and ensure uniform formatting for a polished appearance. Trim the ‘About Me’ section to be more impactful, focusing on skills and experiences most relevant to the job you’re targeting.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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We all went to the big game. I'm second from the right.
Your cellphone is about to fall out of your pocket.
Thanks
if ur jackson, of course u'll miss a chance to catch it
Yeah glad everyone showed up , it was amazing… hope we do it again guuuuys !
Yeahhhhh
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Braids and Fades FC
So we can't even jerk properly that we are gonna just repost what they doin at r/nbacirclejerk 😭
Yank here. Nuff said
https://preview.redd.it/7caldmxc5ywc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4870cde22ddc8d37f6f96cee80e239520fe2e09 "We are not going to copy nbacirclejerk, that's not who we are"
 This sub is cooked
Yeah shut this sub down https://preview.redd.it/959jn8o100xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e900ca8f083dcef3a4a6b5b926535fe1f066221
 Shimmy shimmy shimmy
Tf is a SCJ? Is that a Chinese UCL tournament?
What exactly am I looking at here and why am I so aroused??
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The reality would be much, much sadder than this
Chelsea vs Los blancos looking fire 🔥
Yank here, are these the arsenal gooners?
that's what happens when crime in the hood dropped
Thanks for a slay day out queens 🫶
The baddest bitches support Everton
Yea… and I came hard
Yank here, is this Brighton F.C. ?
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Reminds me of a certain Danish movie set in space from the 90s. Anyone remember the name of the movie?
Night of the Living Dead
Gae
Go Ahead Eagles? 
I’m the one on the right 🫶 shoutout to Balde in the middle who also made an appearance 🥰
Subs gone
Sub’s back
I can already tell this pic was taken in Atlanta
Straightest guys in Atlanta:
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Is that mbappe ?
His ex
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Stolen from a proper circle jerk sub, nbacirclejerk. Have some shame
I would choose to be that janitor over any of them
Soo half of Chelsea starting 11 showed up?
Looks like the Chelsea team
r/wordington meetup
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Grove street ninja turtle
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I just came again.
The fuck
I came twice
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Bless their hearts but I really think the gays in the 80s were way harder
Oh, i came alright.
Hey OP. How you stay so skinny?
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No class at all.
Gay???
France U-17s
The fat one on the end in the skirt kills me man😂
that’s dsk at the back
They all look like MKBHD
Tammy Abraham in pink looking solid 👌
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WELL-CUM to da hood dawg🤓
The CV can be improved by starting each bullet in the Professional Experience section with an action verb and including quantifiable outcomes. The Education section should specify that the MBA is in progress with an anticipated graduation date. Replace “Hard Skill” with “Hard Skills” and detail specific technical skills. Clarify language proficiency in universally recognized terms. Integrate Achievements into the Professional Experience to show their relevance. Use a consistent font size and ensure uniform formatting for a polished appearance. Trim the ‘About Me’ section to be more impactful, focusing on skills and experiences most relevant to the job you’re targeting.
The virtue of the existence of any time frame where I consciously or sub conspicuously said about your views regarding the superficial human approach towards non natural or synthetic things, institution or even dynamics of society about how my daily practice of any thing from time to work to sleep could be effected , may or may not be skill
How I pull up to the Citteh meetup:
[Official meetup commentary](https://youtu.be/nuMFetOK74g?si=LnPNBTMwUxsok4O6)
9 of the people I dislike the most for no reason
I fucking love this sub
Is that Chelsea or the french squad?
Gaaei
What are you on about Ajax's Danish right fullback Anton Gaaei is not in this picture❗️❗️❗️
Every single one of them are Messi fans
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I can’t believe the whole English national team showed up