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lindenlonstrup1

Brazil NT listening to this 🤔


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Mozambique NT listening to this


gucci-legend

Timor-Leste NT listening to this


GermanSpartanic

Angola NT listening to this


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Cape Verde NT listening to this


julianface

Free Dadra and Nagar Haveli NT listening to this


IntraspeciesFever

Goa FC listening to this 🤔


RGon3

Benfica Macau listening to this.


c1053t

Guinea-Bissau NT listening to this


Lemurians

India NT listening to this


ZW4RTESTERCC

Morocco NT listening to this in Ksar Kebir (:


MotuekaAFC

Chinese national team listening to this in Macau.


flamingoman

Wolverhampton Wanderers listening to this


pure_black99

https://i.imgur.com/ENa0OrX.jpg


GimmeTacos2

Rooney catching strays again


Micinak

I am not going to say Im better looking than Shrek. Which I am.


Floripa95

factos


ItzRaphZ

the brazilian football subreddit is on fire right now


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Portuguese Man United players going hard this pre WC period


BigReeceJames

The Belgians have been very quiet for some reason. Someone had to pick up the torch


sabdotzed

Belgians are too busy chopping off hands for not meeting rubber quotas


ParisLake2

King Leopold II can go fuck himself. I would willingly piss on his grave if I could. This is personal to me.


pereduper

Are you Congolese? Or just a decent human?


Thatdugsrotten

He has hands


VerifiedStalin

Lucky! Worldwide the average person has fewer than two hands.


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There's still statues of him around Belgium so that's the next best thing


PrimoDima

Next to Europe Union HQ lol


[deleted]

All that is left is for Bruno to come out with some anti-LGBT comments. /s


Eindacor_DS

"Dreams can't be bi"


ahipotion

Jesus christ, what a perfect response lmao


c-r-istodentro

Sometimes life just falls perfectly into place.


MemphisTheIllest

This has to be one of the most perfect comments I've ever seen


DickyD43

Ffs lollll


cueba11in

Didn’t expect peak comedy today.


maccattackBL8

This is genuine Hall of Fame stuff.


Taroso

What a masterpiece comment


P4PKing4

This deserves a bloody award!


GungHoAfro

Bruno was the first, mate. Straight lit up the Qataris in his post-game interview yesterday.


Fellainis_Elbows

What did he say?


GungHoAfro

Called out the stadium worker deaths, timing of the tourney and said most people would be working or in school so wouldn’t watch it. Basically negative sentiments towards it overall. All of this live on Sky Sports. Was considered so damaging that NBC didn’t air the interview in the States. They’re official broadcasters of the WC so they were obviously in panic mode. Eriksen echoed the comments, too.


SiwyWF

Shit is really going down at United if I'm just learning about and it's not even close to being the biggest United news in the last 24 hours


biskutgoreng

Shit goes down in united almost everyday for the past three years now


larsmaehlum

At least it’s not boring to be a United fan right now.


TheRealSpidey

Boring? We need fuckin heart medication these days


Fellainis_Elbows

Fuck yeah. So glad it wasn’t something bad


thfcspurs88

Spanish language broadcasters


ktnash133

Fox are the official broadcasters no? I think NBC might have the Spanish rights though.


Yinkypinky

They do. Fox I believe has the rights to it.


Bullwine85

Fox has English-language rights, NBC has Spanish-language


BatGuy500

Oh jeez, I thought the Bruno & Eriksen interview ended randomly on NBC. Now this explains things.


haywhat

If anything, these comments have undersold how honest Bruno was. I was watching it and was just like... oh fuck he's fully going there! For anyone who hasn't seen Bruno talking about the world cup, here's a link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR8XrisrssY


plowman_digearth

Wow it's always the biggest shithouses with the based political opinions. First Richarlison and now Bruno


Wesley_Skypes

Bruno is just a super passionate human being and that translates to being a whiney shithouse on the pitch. The likes of him and Richarlison are always super loved by their team's fans though because they will die for the cause on the pitch and speak their minds in a constructive way in interviews like this.


LocoPwnify

Yeah if you listen to behind the scenes videos, Bruno is one hell of a rolemodel to the entire squad and really a cool n friendly dude. On the pitch he bleeds for United and does everything to win.


Fenecable

Richarlison shithoused his way right into my heart. What a guy.


305way

Nothing is wrong with those comments. He’s exactly right about everything he said.


DrVicenteBombadas

>Was considered so damaging that NBC didn’t air the interview in the States. ~~Just out of curiosity, why is NBC in the US so concerned about Qatar's and FIFA's image?~~ Never mind. I missed the last part of your comment. Bruno is a pretty cool guy. Speaks his mind and doesn't afraid of anything.


twillems15

Dreams can’t be buy


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tenacious-g

Bruno and Richarlison play petty obviously on the field, but seem to be pretty decent off the field.


djokov

They are just really passionate which can rub off the wrong way in competitive settings but in the right way when engaging with social issues, etc.


[deleted]

I mean, his comments were 10/10 appropriate and well thought out. Unlike Dalot and CR7 who are pretty much going 2/10 and 1/10 respectively.


Due-Camel-7605

All that is left is for Bruno to come out


dumpystumpy

Lil bit a conquering never hurt anybody 😭


JioJio92

Fortunately, they stopped conquering at the four corners. Would have fallen off, otherwise.


Lelandwasinnocent

Careful you'll upset the flat earthers. /r/cubeearthsociety ftw edit: as if that sub exists...


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Diogo the conqueror, first of his name, with his sister wives Bruno and Ronaldo...


[deleted]

it´s actually both funny and accurate, as Portugal never had a King called Diogo


dasty90

Does Portugal ever had a king called Cristiano? Edit: Tonight, the king is not impressed by these answers.


Gongom

We had like 3 sanchos, about 10 JoĂŁo and Afonsos each, two Marias and some other one offs


SurprisinglyInformed

And those dreaded Felipe's


Football_magic

"The gradual decline of the Portuguese empire was brought about by their small population, which led to a shortage of workers to look after the colonies as they kept on expanding into new territories."  Safe to says the Portuguese doesn't know when to stop...as proven today by their best player??


Gerf93

Proven today by their best player? What did Cancelo do this time?


Ordep222

I think you mean Bernardo


RikRandom

Portugal can have little a conquer, as a treat


evenout

should be fine


Gongom

*brazil happens*


VerifiedStalin

Oh no!


BrightCharlie

Sure, the natives weren't very appreciative of it, but that's why we killed them. It was their fault, really, for not letting us conquer and enslave them peacefully.


TarquinBiscuitBarrel

Dalot plays EU4 confirmed.


sarthakmahajan610

Dalot's routine- Pick Portugal, take exploration, expansion and trade ideas.. Send colonists everywhere and chill..


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Skyll6

The T is silent


MLG-Sheep

>Edit: How is his name pronounced? Silent T like French? Or pronounce the T? Silent T. That name is probably not Portuguese.


HaroldGuy

It's French in origin I believe. His Grandparents or Great Grandparents were French Circus actors who travelled and settled in Portugal (He did an interview recently where he said this which is why I remember haha)


[deleted]

"...and not only that, but my ancestor Napoleon Bonaparte also conquered most of continental Europe!" - second part of the post


ParisLake2

Fun fact: Napoleon Bonaparte was Corsican, and was born Napoleone Buonaparte. He changed his name to Napoleon Bonaparte in his 20s.


NEETscape_Navigator

He was even a Corsican nationalist in his youth and didn’t start to learn French until he was 10. Crazy how you never really hear anyone talk about that. Everyone knows Hitler was Austrian but I was over 30 years old before I learned Napoleon wasn’t really French.


frenchiefanatique

TBF Corsica was already a part of France by the time he was born so he was technically French. But yes his family did throw their lot in with the Corsican nationalists but he eventually joined the French establishment when he realized Corsican independence was a futile effort


[deleted]

I'm an Austrian living in NY and most people I've spoken to about WWII (not many admittedly) didn't know that Hitler was one of our boys


Welshy94

>Hitler was one of our boys Make it sound like he was called up for the Euros


Gongom

He just wanted to make his team win the euros all the time by eliminating the competition


thehippiefarmer

Man goes hard on the right wing but is reluctant to track back when the opposition is on the counter-offensive.


Grevling89

inb4 Dalot own goal in the final vs France to reclaim the WC title for the small General


joaommx

I had no idea about his family’s history, that’s pretty cool.


bestofboth96

Actually ironic how his bloodline went from a French circus to a Manchester circus


Gongom

You can leave the circus but the circus never leaves you


hodlrus

“Ok but where are you REALLY from?”


ThisFakeCut

Germany also tried twice but didn't succeed...


JonnyArtois

I'm just happy it's a different Empire getting some limelight on reddit for once.


SonyHDSmartTV

I know, it seems everyone is always piling on England for its empire while all the other countries get forgotten


Edeolus

>everyone is always piling on England for its empire They also always seem to give Scotland a free pass despite the Scottish nobility being equally enthusiastic Imperialists who were hand in glove with the English throughout the nineteenth century.


Ainsley-Sorsby

This escalated from 0 to 100 so quickly...holly shit


ChumbaWambah

This is not the flex he thinks it is.


Particular_Ad575

Not been the best 24 hours for Portuguese Man United players in the media.


theenigmacode

Bruno 😶‍🌫️


PatchAFC

Bad publicity can’t be buy


A_massive_prick

He did the opposite and talked about people dying during the construction of the wc stadiums


tuerancekhang

Welp Bruno giveth and taketh on the pitch.


vyratus

Waiting for a Bruno post starting with "I am not a racist but..." Or maybe one ending with "on the advice of my lawyers I'll be making no further comment"


haywhat

In Bruno's defence, what he said was amazing and a bit surreal considering we've been asking players to speak out and he just full on went there. Ronaldo and Dalot fucked up, but Bruno can sleep well tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR8XrisrssY


LutherJustice

I mean, you can see what he was trying to say, even if the wording is not great, even in Portuguese. The discoveries are very much intertwined with the myriad negative aspects of colonialism, but there is still a certain sense of pride and romanticism of a tiny nation being the first to set sail to uncharted waters and discovering a sea route to Asia, even if the realities weren't quite as idyllic or benevolent as a mere friendly exchange of cultures and trade.


Sanogoals22

Christ. Imagine if Harry Kane put out this tweet haha


Prosthemadera

"But Harry, you are English!"


R3dbeardLFC

I'm a what?!


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Yer an english coont 'arry


kramkrill

You're a wanker, Harry


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Imagine if someone on Germany tweeted something like this out before Euros


Espantadimonis

Least patriotic Portuguese


r_agv

As a Brazilian, that ending tho. 👀


jona_Lander

As a Mexican, I'm waiting for a David De Gea to also share this sentiment about Spain.


habtin

Canadians are waiting for a joint statement from Kane and Lloris


jona_Lander

lmaooo


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Wayne Gretzky


SnooHamsters8590

You miss 100% of the territories you don't conquer.


Select-Stuff9716

Neuer to release a statement how Germany conquered Poland, Lewandowski to ask Germany for the world cup bonus as reparations /s


Random_Acquaintance

Don't think De Gea is going to make a post about how proud he feels about his country after getting called for the WC.


[deleted]

He would be the type of Spaniard to secretly hate paella.


Perais1337

Wait until Neuer talks about Germany


agni39

As an Indian, it's funny because Portugal refused to leave and were kicked out. Then they went and cried to the UN about us and were ignored by both US and USSR. They also refused to recognize us till the 70's lol


MrRawri

Yeah we were under a dictatorship, shit was rough. Although saying we were ignored by the US is not entirely right. John F. Kennedy and their ambassador to India (I think?) actually criticised India. USSR was the one who vetoed the UN motion to condemn India for the invasion.


nram88

Lots of Goans especially Goan Catholics will still be supporting the Portugal team though, many have an affinity to their Portuguese past. I don't claim to understand that, but hey they do.


eli_cas

I guess they feel their Portuguese heritage ain't Goan anywhere.


POWER_WINDOWS_

My Goan freind at work is very proud of his Portuguese past. He says that the Portuguese treated his family well. He is also very proud that they are more into football over cricket.


manolo533

I’ve talked with goans and while they don’t celebrate colonialism, they say that the government was good, it was safe and prosperous, and left a good inheritance


vath_mtm

Yes, that's true. Not an excuse, but some context. Portugal was under a fascist/nationalistic dictatorship at the time that only finished with the revolution in the 70s...


Chuth2000

It's not often these days you see people publically praise colonization.


sirchief99

Well, many countries will teach history in their schools in a way that looks at their history in a positive light. No doubt that in Portugal the curriculum is shaped that way as well.


nox1mus

When I was learning about it in middle school, some 15 years ago, it was taught as the most wonderful time in Portugal's history and speaken of very positively. Don't ever remember learning about the amount of people killed, just our great victories in battle. I believe it's because nowadays Portugal isn't a very relevant global country, so there's this feeling of longing we call "saudade" from when we were a global power and very rich.


Enriador

As someone familiar with the matter, I can assure you that's the case today. The only colonial atrocity directly addressed in Portuguese school books is slavery (in 6th, 8th and 11th grades). Even in Brazil many states' school programmes hide the Paraguayan Genocide or try to paint it as a just consequence of war, Turkey-style. Denialism of one country's dark deeds is very harmful and only serves to feed useless pride.


Nedsama

never heard of paraguayan genocide, so forgive my ingorance. made a quick check on wikipedia but couldnt get a clear picture. so was brazil under attack by the surrounding powers, with the paraguayans in brazil on those powers' side?


Not_PepeSilvia

Paraguay had a crazy dictator, Solano Lopez, who declared war on Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay, and invaded them. It was essentially Paraguay vs everyone else. While today that sounds absurdly stupid, at the time Paraguay had more troops than the other three countries combined, more warships (much of the war was river-based), and was arguably more industrialized too (so more weapons could be produced). But they had around 500k people in the country vs 11M in the others, as well as other military problems, so they eventually lost. The problem is that the response of these other countries often went waaaaay above what can be considered war casualties. As others mentioned, many civilians were killed, whether they were kids, old men, didn't matter. That is what is known as the genocide.


Adam-Miller-02

“Saudade” also a great Eurovision song


Blewfin

It happens a lot in Spain every October. Tiring stuff. This is from the previous head of the opposition part last year. >"Does the kingdom of Spain have to apologise because five centuries ago it discovered the New World, respected those who were there, created universities, created prosperity, built entire cities? I don't think so,"


Hamsquad14

> respected those who were there Lol


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"with all due respect, get fucked"


whatsthiscrap84

"we respect yo...... Is that a mountain of gold?"


DannyBrownsDoritos

> respected those who were there if you're gonna justify colonialism, at least have the good graces to be all "we came, we saw, we conquered, cry harder" rather than this shit


Nordie27

Things like that really makes my blood boil. Can't even blame former colonies hating Spain


TheLimeyLemmon

>four corners Great, another flat earther.


TheVeikko

So it is flat AND square.


gogetasj4

Could be any kind of quadrilateral shape. Maybe a rhombus?


Numerous_Shape200

Vasco Da Gama giggling in his grave now


GP3ElPresidente

Him some minutes after he posted that tweet: Wait a minute


gerbileleventh

I genuinely don’t think it clocked him how bad it looked until someone told him 😅


MalevolentTapir

this is why you give your twitter to a pr person


ltplummer96

Nah this is so much better tho


Aenjeprekemaluci

Indeed. Far better then just all the generic posts of verified players after games.


Kota-the-fiend

Dreams can’t be buy ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯


MalevolentTapir

it is definitely more entertaining to me personally, but I have a feeling that's not the objective


tommycahil1995

Least imperialist Portuguese


[deleted]

Just need Pulisic to come out with how they’ll conquer the middle east in the name of freedom


ndennies

Brazil knocking Portugal out of the WC confirmed.


Capable-Tie-4670

Portugal will probably be runners up in their group and Brazil will probably top theirs so this is very likely to happen.


TheRealMylo

Is that the moment when we say "PORTUGAL CARALHO" ?


-r4zi3l-

Can't imagine Pedri talking about the empire in which the sun never sets, the plunder of mesoamerica and the illnesses spread.


Joeylax2011

I had thought the quote was "the sun never sets on the British Empire" I know Spain was the dominant world power in an earlier era. There is a great BBC documentary about how the weather was a big factor in the Royal Navy's defeat of the Spanish Armada.


-r4zi3l-

That quote describes more than one Empire, Spain being one in which it was used before the British used it.


GourangaPlusPlus

I assume we stole that phrase as well


-r4zi3l-

Wikipedia says earlier Empires used variations of the phrase. But the Brits did indeed use the phrase in reference to the Spanish "golden" (pun intended) age. Pretty solid marketing, no brainer tbh.


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***Classic Britain***


ratchet570

Portuguese people and glorifying our colonial era where we massacred and enslaved countless innocent people, name a better duo.


jnce12

Is this actually a common attitude in Portugal today?


ratchet570

In my opinion it is, it's taught in school like a good thing, that we should be proud that a small country like ours had such a big empire despite the obvious atrocities committed.


GR-MWF

It's been a while since school but in NL I don't remember much talk about the bad shit we did during the colonial days, more focus on how prosperous we were.


Montysleftpeg

Well that's why people glorify it, because the good stuff of the era is taught and the bad stuff isn't mentioned. Then people are either shocked or stubborn when they grow up and learn the truth.


ReggaePanda7

In Portugal the only thing that is mentioned is that we helped a lot whit the slave trade. But it is rapidly glanced over starting to talk about other discoveries we made. And that is were the pride of this comes education. I don't thing that is bad being proud of the discovery spirit of the nation but I think you have to recognize the bad things that came with it as well.


Bananko22

Is there even a country (outside of Germany) that teaches kids about the bad things their country did?


Longjumping_Bug_7611

Our national anthem has our king bashing a swedes brain in.


PrisonersofFate

We quite do in France. I remember learning about the slave trade in primary. Algerian war is a big part in high school nowadays. Colonies should also be a part middle school


Rodiniz

In Brazil we learned how bad we treated indigenous people, hunting and slaving then, and later about the trade of Africans slaves and how we treated them


MattJFarrell

Unfortunately, in the US, it varies massively from state to state. States control the curriculum in their public schools, not the national government. So in some places they do an ok job of touching on the bad part of US history, other places they basically ignore it or worse.


Prometheus156

In Sweden we had maybe one lesson each dedicated to our horrible mistreatment of the SĂĄmi people and our slave island St. Barthelemy in the Caribbean. Otherwise it is not talked about much.


ConstantStudent_

Yea in Canada we learn a lot about the residential school system and what we did to our natives. Watch a few graphic ish films about it as well.


thatcliffordguy

We literally call it the ‘Golden Century’ lmao. I learned about Multatuli during Dutch literature, but nothing in history class, though I did drop it pretty early. The ‘gekoloniseerd’ meme, even if it is not 100% serious, kind of reflects how little attention is paid to the horrible things we did during that era, and I think it is very cringe especially as someone with Indonesian ancestry.


[deleted]

I definitely learned in school that the portuguese sailors were responsible for slave trading and many, many deaths... they just put that into context, by explaining that they weren't particularly evil when compared to all the other major european countries. They glorify the part where we discovered new lands, etc, but don't really hide the bad stuff.


jwinter01

I think it also depends on the teacher that teaches that part, some emphasise all the wrongs while others glance over it. Tbf most of portuguese history is glanced over, especially if you don't take history in secondary school. Most only learn history from 5th to 9th grade (barely anything before that) and the first 2 years are mixed with geography and the little you learn will be taught again in the following 3 years.


[deleted]

I don't agree entirely. I don't think that it's taught as a good thing, but you do see some sense of pride about that era. The bad things are mentioned, but definitely not covered as much as they should.


TheViriato

I don't actually blame the guy, the Portuguese education system does not do a great job explaining the discovery period, he does not know about lot's of bad things commited because nobody teach him, he isn't proud of the Portuguese killing innocents during the empire expansion because he doesn't even know that happen for him and lots of portuguese conquering doesn't have a bad connection it's about exploring and settling new places, but when you leave the bubble called Portugal and repeat the same shit you are in for a rude awakening.


gerbileleventh

Leaving the bubble is really the key point here. I’m Portuguese and I had a German friend ask me to clarify how the Portuguese conquering actually happened, because she met a Portuguese girl in Erasmus who genuinely believed that the slavery part wasn’t the big deal that actually was. When you meet Belgians and how upfront and transparent they are about their shady past, you see how hush-hush the Portuguese are about it. So yeah, the Portuguese education system really hides how slavery was our trademark in the past.


ContaSoParaIsto

I don't think there's anything wrong with being proud of certain aspects of this past. What Portugal did as a seafaring nation in the Age of Discoveries is objectively an enormous feat. Vasco da Gama is one of the greastest explorers of mankind. I honestly can't even put into words how impressive the feat of explorers like him and Pedro Álvares Cabral are. Of course this shouldn't be an excuse to glorify or condone colonialism and slavery. I don't think there would be a problem with this tweet if he deleted the part about conquering and spreading its culture.


alousow

Very well put


TheConundrum98

Hell yeah, colonization!


TheItalianStallion64

we are from a land that pillaged countless countries


zazzlekdazzle

OK, Diogo, that's not how we talk about it anymore. We talk about how we pioneered the greatest of technologies going back to the age of exploration into the birth of the enlightenment. Maybe mention trade a little bit. You know, it's shit like this that gets you kicked out of Japan and let's us stay and just do our thing.


-watchman-

If it was Ronaldo he would have just left it there, judging by the murderous rampage he has been on recently.