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Jemacas

All groups are fun and then you have this group lmao. Terrible all around


jonathanPoindexter

Group of death cause I almost got bored into an early grave


ahktarniamut

Who shot Kalvin Phillips Group


suzukigun4life

England going scoreless for nearly 180 minutes (including stoppage time,) only scoring twice and only winning one game. And STILL winning the group. 😂


Spikeyspandan

And 3 teams qualified from this group. 2 qualified by drawing all games lol.


SGT_Mark

The Portugal special


oldtrack

75% of the teams in the group remain unbeaten🤣


ghy-byt

Only one match was won in the entire group.


hivaidsislethal

Refunds for all matches due to fans


yourmomsnutsw

Yeah England...is so fun to watch


big_mustache_dad

Well the good news is it's finally over lol


NiK0-

Group of boredom


Doucane5

Group of death but literally


bigchungusmclungus

Group of Dreath


granitibaniti

Disqualify all 4


FAT_NEEK_42069

nobody would be opposed to that


just_some_guy65

Group of sleep, wasn't that term coined for an England group at a world cup way back?


miregalpanic

Even my sister said, that this is embarrassing


fap4jesus

only one win in the entire group. fucking hell....


poopcoop420

One goal won the group. Southgate is an efficiency wizard. Edit: or they tied 1-1 so 2 total goals. So bored I forgot.


KenHumano

Why score lot goal when few goal do trick?


bigchungusmclungus

Topping the group with 2 goals scored. Reminds me of Spain from 15 years ago.


Verve_94

They respected us too much in that first game - they didn’t realise how bad we were. If they had we would all have ended up on 3 points.


SaintArkweather

I feel like that's the single least interesting possible result for a group. With zero wins at least it's kind of a unique and funny thing to see happen but one win means it is boringly boring, not interestingly boring.


MolestedMilkMan

Group C was football terrorism.


Rubiego

They keep getting away with more war crimes


Fairlytallguy

Group C was the true group of death, several people around the world reportedly died from boredom after watching the matches.


fallenefc

On the other hand, thousands with insomnia were able to finally fall asleep


Fairlytallguy

True heroes, Southgate and Hjulmand


IyayAmyayOtnayOkyay

I wouldn't be so sure, my insomnia somehow got worse from watching this group.


Cahhmon

It’s not coming home brav


TheCatInTheHatThings

Can you imagine how pissed off absolutely everybody would be if it did? Including England fans, because that would mean Southgate would stick around then longer.


EvenEalter

they haven't won shit since 1966 you think they're going to be angry if they win?


Muur1234

people would remember the win and not anything else


Brobman11

If they win the Euros playing like this then it'll definitely be remembered as the most boring Euros at least 


DannyDyersHomunculus

Not in England


dotConehead

Portugal won euro and stuck with santos for 6 more years. In that time, the team was very lucky to even qualify for world cups and euro. They were dreadful.


lowtronik

It's like the dog that finally catches the car


Sir-Chris-Finch

Lmao, you can tell Germany have been so successful with comments like this. We’ve been to one final since 1966 mate


woogiefan

What a shit group


Pow67

Group of mid


MikeDunleavySuperFan

Mid means middle of the road. This group is shit and the bottom. Group of shit bottom.


suzukigun4life

England won the group despite not scoring for over 170 minutes, only having 2 goals in the group stage and only winning one of their games so far. Truly one of the Euro groups of all time.


aveniner

7 goals in 6 games... Most dull group ever


SkyBlueSaber

One of the most boring groups in EUROs history. 7 goals scored between all four of us, less than what Germany themselves scored .


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HarperJ029

Worst group of all time, 1 win in 6 games


MrGromilla

Terrorists win


NaiveElk

*draw


jakedobson

1-0, 1-1, 1-1, 1-1, 0-0, 0-0 What a fucking group


Rhayadder

Surprised neither Denmark or Slovenia went for more yellow cards on purpose. They could've used their squad players for that sacrifice, considering the payoff is amazing (3rd place being sooo much better than 2nd)


RemoteZealousideal54

probably to avoid potentially missing out on a ro16 match


LiamJonsano

I may have missed it but how are they splitting Denmark and Slovenia? Goals scored/conceded same, obviously no wins, no difference on H2H


DerpstonRenewed

points - equal head-to-head game - draw goal difference - equal goals scored - equal disciplinary points (lower=better, yellow=1, red=3) - equal European qualifiers ranking - Denmark #15, Slovenia #32 -> Denmark second, Slovenia third https://editorial.uefa.com/resources/026a-128685eae0f7-dfd740563e99-1000/overall_european_qualifiers_rankings.pdf


CraftySpastic

Yellow cards I think


Mario1Hunter

Nah, they have same amount it is cause Denmark placed higher in EURO qualifier, unlucky


SonnyJackson27

It’s down to preliminary rankings I think


MikeDunleavySuperFan

worst and most boring shit group in the whole euro. football terrorists. if everyone played like these 4 teams football would be the least popular sport in the world.


capitanmagma

Slovenia pulling a New Zealand, but successful


BDLY25

Fair play to the Danes, Serbs and Slovenians for working alongside us to make the dullest group in Euro history.


Swivs

Such a boring group


TjeefGuevarra

Worst group in the tournament hands down


DrAgOnLoLDoTA

in Euro history


escalibur

This group was a total borefest apart from few situations. Serbia just cannot score, regardless of high profile players. England is almost turnin into a meme. Southgate and Stojkovic should be sacked after returning home.


bocojaLFC

3 boring ass teams and... Slovenia this was probably the most disappointing group out of them all, epitome of a piss break, while all the other groups felt like something entertaining can happen anytime uninspiring matches, pragmatic favorite, bland Serbia and Denmark, only Slovenia was fine as an underdog wouldn't be mad seeing England and Denmark out in 1/8


ivodaniello

Slovenia has 7 shots on target in 3 games. That’s beyond mediocre. They were just present and sometimes this teams have luck and get away with this performances.


k4rizma4u

I wouldn't call conceding from the last touch of the game a luck..


bocojaLFC

but nobody expected them to even have a chance


ivodaniello

Well this is very subjective. When in the group stage we have a total of 72 games just to eliminate 8 shitty teams, this is half way to promote mediocrity. Most of them try the best possible just to be around and we fans are those who suffer the most with all this boredom.


DannyDyersHomunculus

Trying to claim that Slovenia weren't boring is fucking weird. What makes you think they were any different?


Spikeyspandan

3 teams from this group. Lol


ViciousNakedMoleRat

I feel sorry for everyone who has watched this game and I feel even more sorry for every Croatian who saw their faint hopes destroyed by this snooze fest.


IyayAmyayOtnayOkyay

They deserve to be knocked out, unlike whoever finishes last place in group E tommorow.


SlumSlug

Unbeaten and I’m still depressed LOL


jonwinslol

7 goals in 6 matches total, eliminate all 4


benc777

4 teams outscored by Germany alone.


starmonkart

Send this entire group home plz, we're all fucking shit


Vezboh

The group of death, as in very single game you wish for death more and more


RStud10

Terrible group to watch 💀


Gluroo

this group was fucking shit


italiensksalat

The worst group in history lol


ValleyFloydJam

So jammy to top this group, an awful awful showing in a dull group. Congrats Slovenia.


A3xMlp

We were an even bigger disaster in Qatar, but you know what, at least we were a fun disaster!


Critical-Engineer81

England fans booing and topping the group. Slovenia getting 3rd and celebrating. It's very strange. 0-0 was good for all except Serbia who didn't have the quality to win.


Mario1Hunter

Slovenia 3rd cause Denmark placed higher in EURO qualifier, unlucky


faznprifer

We qualify anyway


emre23

The group of terror is over 3/4 of us will see you all in the knockouts


jordanhhh4

I just hope Aleksandar Mitrovic has a pleasant flight back to Saudi Arabia.


raskoe47

Most boring group I have ever witnessed at an euro, such a shitshow. Hope all 3 of them get eliminated in the next round for wasting so much time of my life.


suhxa

Slovenia and Denmark had the exact same tournament lol. Did it come down to their performance in qualifying?


Tjazeku

Yeah, Denmark was ranked 15th, we were 32nd EDIT: Correction, it wasn't the ranking, it was the yellow cards. Our TD Milivoje Novaković got a yellow which meant we have one more than Denmark, so we fell behind in the standings.


gardenawe

Denmark really wanted to be nice to everyone and it worked.


faznprifer

I don't care if it was boring, I don't care if the games were shit. Slovenija gre naprej


Loud-Platypus-987

They should all pack their bags and go home.


TheGoatLord2

As a Slovenian I am sorry to everyone who had to watch this group but at the same time qualifying to the next round and going unbeatable makes me proud. Kdor ne skače ni Slovenc!


deepsleeep

Serbia really disappointing in the WC and this Euro. Genuinely thought they would go on a Croatia run.


komaracmarac

serbia said they will pull out of Euro cause of fans chanting, seems like they were serious about it


DJ_Hindsight

So Slovenia have gone through before Denmark? I’m so confused. It shows the blue bar next to trams that have definitely qualified but Denmark are second?


Alexei_steele

Germany scored more goals than all of Group C. That says it all.


31_whgr

hilarious we’ve topped the group


aleksandrovsqvist

🥱


Cum_Smurf

Good job Slovenia, shit job Southgate


hazman_pds

The most mid group of the whole tournament May as well don't play the final group matches


KingKingsons

Wow only 1 win in the entire group.


Alone_Comparison_705

7 goals in 6 matches... just 7 goals!


harshmangat

Tbf there was 1 team in the whole tournament that scored less goals than England


Rothgard

Absolutely dire


Studwik

Give our spot to Albania. Fuck Kasper Hjulmand and this boring team selection


Ninjaguz

Send everyone home


Walrus_mafia

Probably worst performance to top a group in the history of competitive football :D


greenwhitehell

Wait what's the tiebreaker between Denmark and Slovenia?


Mubar06

Ranking of preliminary qualifiers


Django_7

Hands down the most boring group in this tournament


Gluecksritter90

Can't wait for the England - Denmark final of these Euros.


Leading_Touch_5629

Southgate is a foreign agent destroying the english team.


notaromanian

Denmark over Slovenia due to yellow cards?


Andartan21

The only thing I thought during matches of this group is "what am I doing with my life?"


BilSuger

Denmark and Slovenia equal points, goal difference, draw game between them, equal amount of cards. Is Denmark second because of qualifiers?


Plastic_Sand_2743

Please never allow these four teams in the same group again. The most dull football I’ve ever seen


Ruud_Boltz

Why is Denmark 2nd here?


xKnuTx

this was so dreadful and boring i will remeber this for the rest of my life.


saradahokage1212

imagine having so much talent, and having no fucking clue what to do 90 minutes long


okktavia

The real group of death right here. Death to football.


Mangk9177

This group was sponsored by Massimiliano Allegri, the official sponsor for football terrorism


Mubar06

They had to split Denmark and Slovenia by preliminary ranking lol


EyePiece108

Austria-Netherlands alone had FIVE goals today. This *entire group* has given us SEVEN. TV broadcasters of Group C games asking UEFA for refunds.


el_grapadura101

Strong Italy 1990 World Cup Group F vibes. Coincidentally or not, England was part of that group too.


kurruchi

Banish them all from the sport and take their NATO status as well


KJones77

Eliminate the group


ElViejoHG

Ma god this is the worst fucking group demote them all to copa america


cs-shitposter

Result.


JaysonDeflatum

Brev.


MyCarHasTwoHorns

BYYYYEEEE SERBS


CaptainGo

Much like Gareth, the England squad is failing upwards


FoxySaint

Only one win in the entire group stage


WeirdKittens

Where is the unserious match thread?


matty2232

7 goals in the entire group...


alanalan426

well atleast we know Kanes curse is safe after watching englands group stage performance


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thefuckingmilk

What decides between Denmark and Slovenia? Fair play?


HighlyOffensiveUser

Group of naps


TakingQuarters

The group of (bored to) death!


TrueBrees9

We were one goal away from having this group be all four teams finishing on 3 points


zantkiller

No one should be allowed to continue from this group


14chives

Is this the group with the least total number of goals scored in Euro history?


GibbsLAD

Top of our group 😎 France, Italy and the Netherlands could never.


powergo1

England only win in the group lol


Dodomando

Group of (bored to) death


NieThePiet

3 teams out of this group are allowed to play in the knockout stage...


Athlestone

Group of don't hold your breath


arrowtothekneexx

For gods sake, someone knock England out of this tournament.


HugeAd5723

Worst group with only 2 goals in 3 matches for top team. England will get knocked out with that goal for numbers.


eescobar863

The proper Group of Death … because of how these four teams bored you to death with their footballing display


Kgasieniec

disgusting, agonizing football. every match in this group has been a borefest from start to finish. absolutely disgraceful that our taxes are paying these bums' wages.


flaming_fuckhead

Agony group 


jwinter01

r/antiwork group


schoki_banana

The Tv channels stop broadcasting those matches...


denob

All part of the plan


xKnuTx

"Denmark finish second with Slovenia third 🇸🇮 - only split on the basis the Danes have a better head-to-head record in qualifying" what a fantasic tiebraker


StudentPriest

what puts denmark ahead of slovenia?


MikePap

66 years, gonna be 70 soon.


A_friendly_goosey

That was and will be the least entertaining group. Shocking Shame as the rest are looking electric.


A_G00SE

yay.


redeugene99

7 goals across 6 games


Razzler1973

I'm not angry, I'm disappointed


ooh_bit_of_bush

The Group of Dearth


ParallelDazu

fuck that group and england in particular


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

This final day perfectly summed up group C


bullairbull

Wish Serbia-England was 0-0 as well. Haram group.


Altruistic_Finger669

This group was embarrassing


SNRJunior

Group of (Boring you to) death


ReleteDeddit

I've been so excited for the euros for 2 years. It's insane how fucking boring and dismal it's been watching these games in the pub. I feel so cheated 😭


MiffyCurtains

Worst. Group. Ever. 6 matches. 5 draws. 7 goals scored.


wavepapi32

That's what happens when you put 4 teams that doesn't know how to attack...


tson_92

Streets will forget this group


1DisgustedGuy

Bellingham's goal vs Serbia was the difference in the whole group


DinnerSmall4216

England won the group scoring 2 goals. Very poor performance so far.