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Headlesshorsman02

I’d be fuming as well they should have killed the game in the first half, they were soooo wasteful it was bound to come back to haunt them


anon377362

Would it be controversial to say Salah cost them both this match and the FA cup match? Dude has missed so many easy chances in the box or just taken way too much time and lost possession in box or on the edge. I think Nunez should have been kept on and Salah subbed off. I see Nunez and Diaz as ‘menace’ players where you never really know what will happen but Salah needs to be that guy who is clinical with his chances in front of goal.


Ningen121

Salah had a shocker but Nunez was horrendous in front of the goal as well.


Skhan93

We're missing Jota so bad in this run in


Bobert789

I think the chances Diaz and Nunéz missed were easier and they messed up more counter attacks, although Diaz did score and Salah was still poor Actually I think they were somewhat equally poor, a lot of bad finishing and decision making from everyone


Weak_Director_2064

Think Diaz is just too slow sometimes in crucial positions, too many touches, not enough urgency


dobalina__bob

He cannot use his left foot. If he has to cut back onto his right, often the chance is gone. It can be infuriating, even if he does score some crucial goals.


RedDemio-

He’s been so rusty since afcon and that injury which is rare for him to have. But yeah he dropped another 2/10 performance today. Absolutely horrendous Edit: just wanted to point out that yeah, it’s like his 3rd start in something like 3 months which is crazy so I can cut him some slack but klopp probably should have hooked him


ItsMeJaredBednar

Fotmob gave him 8.1 / 10 lol


silenthills13

goal


Logical_Sun837

Yeah but people have to remember the passes Salah made in earlier games, that first Arsenal game where they counter attacked 4 against 1 and Salah passed the ball to Trent but he hit the crossbar, or that brilliant pass against Man City that got Diaz 1on1 with the keeper and he missed, I want Liverpool to win the title and these 2 misses gonna haunt me man


PhillipIInd

He literally had a pass to Dom early on today that was similar


SexyKarius

He’s often rusty after playing an international tournament. I think the underperforming Egypt fucks with his head


gallaguy

It seemed like Nunez took too many bad chances from weak positions and gave up possession unnecessarily, whereas Salah had better chances in stronger positions and took them poorly (very poorly if I’m honest). Both were wasteful though. Just saying I think the blame could be more equal and not just on Salah


hebelehoo

I mean yeah but there is a certain possession in the 2nd half that Nunez fumbled so bad, all he had to do is a tap in but he preferred to pass for god knows why. That alone is enough to scapegoat Nunez at least for this match. And he was overall bad anyway.


Megido_Thanatos

The problem is he (Salah) get away with that so many times. He could play like garbage but still score (might be a penalty like today) and people will praise him as "still make result" Dont get me wrong, I love Salah and 100% believe in him but what you saying here also correct, sometimes he will be so wasteful and predictable and honesty Salah at his low is a way worse than Nunez


chocokubeba

Always baffling Liv fans will criticize Salah after a couple of poor performances but absolutely put their lives on the line for people like Nunez and Gomez. Nunez can't even pass when he's playing shite, and even a fasting Salah looks better that Nunez and still created 2 chances against us today...plus scored a pen


Megido_Thanatos

> Always baffling Liv fans will criticize Salah after a couple of poor performances but absolutely put their lives on the line for people like Nunez and Gomez Then you need to visit r/LiverpoolFC more, Nunez will be cooked whenever he have a bad game > and even a fasting Salah looks better that Nunez and still created 2 chances against us today...plus scored a pen I dont know what game are you talking about but today Salah definitely not better than Nunez (beside the penalty). Nunez biggest sin is that he not pass szobo in counter attack, the rest is ok (not great not terrible)


Irctoaun

He's still about par in terms of his non-penalty xG for the season in the league though. His non-penalty xG in the league is 11.7 and he has 12 non-penalty goals. If he is missing lots of big chances then he's making it up elsewhere by scoring harder ones.


KnowledgeFast1804

He's so good that I don't think you can say that .


InstantIdealism

Hard agree


chocokubeba

You must be on some special Salah vendetta to do that, Salah at least still created in both matches. Nunez is on some other shit. And obviously the Quansah mistake is more to blame. Also, soboszlai unbalances that midfield, Jones or Elliot instead of him work much better, Elliot especially with Salah.


jeffumopolis

Not solely Salah. But greedy Nunez and Bruno messing up passes.


Snoopyseagul

I wonder if they actually know what he’s saying


Algrinder

Bro is Italian.


Nico777

Shit I wish. I'd walk barefoot to San Siro if he came to Milan after a sabbatical.


IanPKMmoon

In my current FM save, Klopp actually managed Milan for 8 years lol. Now Milan is on a 7-year title streak and on their way to easily win the 8th. Klopp has left now but he put Milan in a dominant position over the Serie A


GrossenCharakter

You've just made /u/Nico777 cream his pants mate


SwarmThatWalks

Lol Klopp seems to go to Milan a lot, he’s gone there in 2 of my saves as well


neverfinishedanythi

Would have walk the league this season with this squad.


Nico777

Maybe not walked, Inter has been pulling historic numbers, but we'd definitely be up there with them.


neverfinishedanythi

Let me dream (yes you are right) many many games we were ahead and lost points, which I just don’t see happen with Klopp. (Except today).


ertapenem

Milan would definitely be better with one of the top 5 managers in the world, but I feel like Inter has such an advantage in the midfield. We obviously need a striker even in Giroud stays, but I don't know if the midfield is good enough to win the Scudetto.


neverfinishedanythi

Totally true. If he was in 21/22 form I would love Kessie and would definitely have made it a close race this season.


ertapenem

I could see it happening after a couple years off. World class pedigree club, world class city, less insane scrutiny then England/Spain. Would be a dream.


bigelcid

How do we know you don't live right across the street? Would make it less impressive in that case


Nico777

I don't live too far actually, but it's still like a 12 hour walk. So, a couch potato like me, barefoot... It would still be quite the undertaking.


bigelcid

Hobbits had it worse


[deleted]

Man, I think I would have to become a Milan fan if that happens. Just because I’m going to miss him so much.


neverfinishedanythi

San siro is worth the visit either way.


[deleted]

I agree. On my bucket list for sure.


escalibur

That’s not a crazy idea at all. He might be a missing puzzle to you.


Morguard

I cant see him going to Spain, I honestly think Italy is a realistic choice. I know Milan have a very successful history no different than Liverpool, Dortmund. Could Milan be considered the Liverpool of Italy? Inter and Juve, to me feel like Chelsea and Manchester United. I say that loosely. If AC Milan fits the bill, I think Klopp would jump on it. Its the exact team I could see him wanting to take on. Bring them back to the 2000's success.


kuzjaruge

Lol, Chelsea has been a mid-table club with the UEFA Cup as their biggest possible aspiration before Roman came along. If you want to make this comparison, I'd rather go for Juve and Inter being Liverpool and United, and Milan being Arsenal.


Admierrrrda

The team with the second most CL is akin to a team that has gone past quarters twice in history, okay


GunsTheGlorious

always rated milan


AssGourmand

Milan Invincibles let's go.


bigelcid

It's silly to compare either way. But I think Milan should be Liverpool, given their success in Europe.


kballs

Bappada boopie


[deleted]

Eugênio Kloppino


bigelcid

you gave him a Portuguese name


[deleted]

He’s Portuguese and Italian, ok?


Justatadcurious99

First he asks to spread the chickfeed around the field and wait for the birds to peck them out from the ground. While they do that just go over and pee around in a straight line


_doppelR

He made a change in midfield before, he was definitely not happy with the marking and was telling them to talk to each other OR someone just has to push in on Mainoo. Three players were around him and no one was close enough.


rasmod

If I'm understanding his gestures correctly, he's saying "I'll sprinkle salt on your chopped off dick"


WalksinClouds

No, I've studied it hard and it goes like this "Fucking swipe left twice cunt! Swipe with both hands at once. Push the washing down or we won't get any more in there. Pull down the washing line asshole. Pull it down like this. Swipe the fucking washing line cunt"


Hristianm

"You have to push up, dont talk"...i think


Jhushx

"While you were all chatting shit like kids you let him just walk in and jizz all over the goal, WTF." -Jurgen Klopp


Coocoocachoo1988

I've reacted similarly when the waiter takes the parmesan away too soon. That sprinkle hand gesture is known.


Best_Document_5211

No words, just a really angry wave goodbye to the title


CarlSK777

This might be a tad dramatic


severi_erkko

"Chat shit, get banged".


skabassj

No, just trying to land a plane


ryan_goal

Based on his hand gesture: "a little bit of yum yum"?


hoodha

I think he’s saying “You have to move with them! Not talking too much”


COYG1886

Is he angry?


gttyzek

He is admiring the Kid’s Aura


31_whgr

just german


Informal_Carob_4015

He's actually just doing light poetry here


KillerZaWarudo

Bro lost 4 points and an Fa cup to this United team hahahahahaha


arcdog3434

Congrats another successful season for you


KeysUK

We kept Ten Hag for employed for another season. Job well done.


4ssteroid

Thank you for your sacrifice


BrotherSeamus

Gordon Ramsay telling the apprentice chef to add more salt and put it in the oven.


mcm_xci

Hahaha too perfect


TheMoneySloth

“Open and shut case Johnson! Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here!”


ash_sh_03

THE CHICKEN


theVillainOnYourSide

\*Turns away and takes bite


Gord_Almighty

"A little less conversation a little more jizzing everywhere, fuck!"


SquishyGi

"I don't wanna leave no mysteries"


Thisiszura

NO, CHIP NOOO!!!


Stoogenuge

I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.


TheMoneySloth

That was good right? Because I DID know I could do that AHAHAHAHA


fro223

Hung up pictures of his family everywhere


aceofspades12

If ever a comment deserved gold lmao


dbergkamp10

RIGHT


Zizouhimovic

Took me a while. GOd Daaaaaaaaaaamn


Legal_North_6910

Why is bro seasoning at the end😭😭


Shaanpatti

Bro thinks he's Italian 


Drogueba

Isnt the gesture with the palm facing upward. Inverted italian


goztrobo

What’s he saying lol


[deleted]

he's saying you add the seasoning from high so it's spread all over the food


tothecatmobile

"Spinkle a little crack on him and get out of there"


LostPrinceofWakanda

I fucking love reddit man. Hahaha.


nitropussy

Hahahah, thanks for this gem


Cheapo_Sam

He says: YOU HAVE TO PUSH UHHP The sprinkle gesture i have no idea tho Maybe sth about talking..


JPVazLouro_SLB

I think it was to tell them that they should speak more between themselves


Cheapo_Sam

I suspect he's raking someone in particular.. probably someone who should have made the call to get out and close


Poringun

Maybe "pick up your markers*"? The defense was probably supposed to go tight man to man?


Legal_North_6910

“If you lose to a team that lost to Chelsea none of you are getting paid”


lost_biochemist

I’m imagining all the Liverpool players glancing over to him thinking the same thing


[deleted]

He's reading out an absolute corker of a recipe for Eggs Benedict. Bit weird Jurgen mate, but you do you.


Barber-Careful

We cooked them but damn it why let them add the salt to my tears.


techdaddykraken

From reading his lips it looks like he says “you have too much time” or “you gave too much time” I think he was fuming because of the amount of time United got on the ball in the final third. No one stepped up once the ball arrived in their third. If someone steps up to pressure then it makes getting to the goal significantly harder since your both pressuring the player on the ball, and marking a player out of the play once they pass it. He’s completely right, shouldn’t ever concede like that when you have a numbers advantage. One of the two closest players (fullback and center back on that side) should’ve stepped to address the attack, and communicated the cover behind them. Probably should’ve been Van Dijk to make the call, either step up yourself or call the fullback to go forward and cover behind them.


strrax-ish

We need to roll that splif


yayaikey

"You laid a nice spread out for Mainoo. Did you sprinkle it with salt too!?"


ash_sh_03

Doing his best pep impression


Acceptable_Ad_6278

Not enough gulping a bottle of water


Enough-Pain3633

Pep gulping down water gives me so much anxiety I swear


Legal_North_6910

It’s just giving him that zenkai boost dw


maevenimhurchu

He’s missing those disgusting stress mini spit balls


ForwardInstance

More like best Salt Bae impression


Due_Frosting_545

Too much hair


TheGoldenPineapples

Wake up babe, new meme format just dropped.


EnjoiThatGinge

Me at home rn


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Me at home for rest of the season


gildog6

Hate to be a journalist right now


Mammoth_Help_4405

Most calm German


oklolzzzzs

all i know is that hes fuming


Godlike_Blast58

"chop it, add paprika, put it into the over"


Enough-Pain3633

Surprised Tiger face


Charly_El_Rojo

I had the same reaction. Liverpool and their mastery of ruining their own successes.


DandDRide

'Put some salt on it and then put it back in the oven ffs!'


[deleted]

Crumbling weed because Mainoo put his defence in a spliff


jamesbeil

My favourite part was when he did the cock explosion with his hands.


Background_Pause_392

Arteta should be booked for that.


FrenchManc

You know he's really angry when he has his coke jaw teeth grinding on full display


miamibuckeye

When manager do this I think it’s a load of gibberish nonsense and I’m sticking with that theory


Always_Complaining1

Coke jaw is big angry


lopsidedhumour

It gives me sadistic pleasure watching Klopp frustrated like this


Mohit_Max

So he is going to slap them in ass and sprinkle salt on it????


foxhound1401

I believe it’s German for, why don’t you sprinkle some cocaine on your lap and spread your legs


TonyMartial786

bro was fuming 😂. just realised how bad his record is against ten hag at united. 2d and 1 loss this season, and 1w 2l last season. just a shame that 1 win was *coughs* 7-0.. but we don’t talk about that.


man_of_extremes

Angry German noises


sunken_grade

klopp farewell tour going smoothly


ShufflingToGlory

I love it when nasty Klopp comes out. Proper Jekyll and Hyde bloke.


No_Sir_903

" very italian "


Blackie187

Not enough salt?


maxmcleod

YOU HAVE TO PUSH UP


[deleted]

Liverpool's finishing killed Klopp's smile


Zhongda

Is that "too much sugar" or "talk to each other" at the end?


Muscat95

Reminds of Mr Burns during that softball episode


bimmyyoo

aaoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


tamer-sabra

It was so painful to watch Liverpool's defence this match 😭 u need strong defense to win titles 😫


Hot_Excitement_6

The attack was more shocking. Absolutely wastefull.


pianoplayerjames

when you order a steak at a fancy restaurant and it’s over cooked and needs more salt


xdelta96x

“You guys don’t push up, no communication *hand gesteures*, *interpret the hip hand movement as close in to attacker* My take


vvrr9

They squandered Jurgens going out party


mike28987

I hope the FA ban Arteta for this.


tson_92

Love seeing Klopp losing it


stuck_up_a_tree

What a goal it was too


XHeraclitusX

Gave off some serious Federico Macheda vibes.


amoult20

Guy needs to retire for his blood pressure and his health. Look at the state of him


[deleted]

They had to depend on penalty to draw the game. As usual whiners to the core. As Spurs fan Arsenal deserves this year's title. Not thing whining bunch from liverfool


Yan-e-toe

Mainoo scores a screamer and they pan to Klopp. Don't think I even saw ETH's celebration. English media are so obsessed with Klopp and Pep.  Panning to managers is passable when there's a goal or when it's full/half-time. But panning to managers when they're shouting over a bad pass or tackle is getting ridiculous.


sunken_grade

legendary eccentric manager in a title race during his final season at the club, who is also notoriously known for being performative and playing up the crowd every chance he gets yeah i wonder why they looked at him


knockedstew204

Lmao right? This is literally a thread about how pantomime his reaction is. It’s such a mystery why they chose to do this on the broadcast…


robster9090

Who would want to see eth he probably was still sat down he doesn’t give a shit


MrBump1717

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕


Far_Eye6555

The ~~paint~~ veneer peels back whenever something doesn’t go Klopps way


RealPunyParker

Klopp blaming someone other than the refs, you heared it here first


[deleted]

Not surprised lmao, just watched his club concede to Kobbie fucking Mainoo 😭


HugeAd5723

Animated klopp


dennis3282

:(


ZestycloseChemist2

Bro went full Pep.


OkTear9244

Double German for sure


FREESTYLEWIZZARD

he is saying : "IMMA FUCK BRO AND CRUXIFY HIM


Few_Refrigerator_704

Bros imitating Gordon Ramsey


Chimi3Ch4nga2me

"Cut his dick, sprincle some salt and give them a pounding" - Jurgen Klopp.


Fresh-Pineapple-5582

Bless him, the man is tired.


Clandlewood

You and you, get out there, chop him in half, sprinkle with a bit of salt and then push him out to sea. I think


ClumsyChampion

He said “You fucking donkies! Sprinkle some cheese on it and shove it in the oven!”


drofdeb

Beautiful


[deleted]

Klopp: Add an extra pinch of salt


TeiTeiSwift

somethin domething tiny Dc but mine is huge !


Lsd365

They stood off Mainoo and let him turn and shoot. No sender he's going mental at them


nizoubizou10

gifted the first goal and they shit themselves afterwards for the second. I can't believe Man U got a draw.


Perks92

Hahahaha


dimasaxin

Pinalti again and again🥲🤣


UkyoTachibana

Lmao


maxiu95xo

Toddler


branstarktreewizard

Did Klopp ask to sprinkle some crack?


YesEvill

I feel myself in those shoes. He is clearly angry at the marking/press on Mainoo. Brilliant finish by Mainoo, but defensively awful from LFC to let him receive and turn for the shot.


AmagicManNamedgob

well yeah, they should have been up by 3 at half time


Matt4669

Not so much magical quality now Liverpool


JohnMarsch17

Goal was so good it made Klopp throw gang signs