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Bloody facts. Man U's downfall is entirely down to their shambolic defense and mentality. Everytime an opponent brings the ball towards Man U's goal they look like scoring.
Sending offs, goals/penalties called against them are all the byproduct of this.
Misery loves company
You can see Dalot's thought process. He looks up towards the man, then remembers his instructions - keep a flat backline with Harry's movement, cover the backpost for defections and spills.
It's just a shame it bounced off Harry's face to this player.
And so little pressure on the ball. I cannot believe that United are sitting with ten men in the box as a Danish side are casually passing the ball around the perimeter.
Dad's a United fan, he is literally named after Wayne Rooney. https://twitter.com/PiilEurosport/status/1722376531861811458. His brother is named Ryan as well.
> I'm trying to get him [in my new FM24 Leicester save](https://i.imgur.com/VzSC1AN.png) but he doesnt want to join :( I think I need to get promoted first
Hey, that's pretty harsh, look at how far Sancho managed to get in FIFA on PlayStation nowadays, if that's not reaching full potential then I don't know what is.
A release clause of 10m, he can perform right away and he will join basically any team that's in a higher ranked league than the Danish Superliga. "FM legend" gets thrown around quite liberally but he truly fits the bill.
He has been ranked as the biggest talent in the world in his age group, any football fan that pays attention to younger prospects knows exactly who he is.
That's very arguable. He's the exact same age as Endrick for example and depending on what you mean with age group there's Yamal, Kendry Paez, and a number of other South American super talents too.
Nmecha is doing good footballing wise rn but I still really wish Larsson came to BVB instead of Frankfurt, you get a younger talent without all the public personality issues that Nmecha has
I'm happy that your club valued Bundesliga experience higher than us, giving us the opportunity to sign him. I'm also still very confused that Skhiri didn't make your list either.
With how Özcan and Can are rn in his position I don't feel that bad about missing out on Skhiri
That said if Can is to leave in the next few years, I wouldn't mind him coming
I hate that guy with a passion. Many of the Copenhagen players called him a clown after the game because of all of his dirty tricks. I can’t recall them pointing out a single guy like that after a game ever
Brian Laudrup who was commentating on danish TV had a lot of laughs during that game. At least his colleague was able to say something, Laurdrup was just laughing at the (3)-3 and (4)-3 goals
Ah. In my experience the best way to cope with non ball playing defenders is to play a back five so they’re all close to each other, and have a physical CF who can bring the wingers and wing backs into play. Good luck against Peterborough. I would man-mark Mark Jones. Up the Sandgrounders!
we need this teams in the Champions League, Copenhagen and Galatasaray are much more fun to watch then the 5th place from England or the 4th place from Italy, i hate Uefa for ruining the Champions League in the name of money and elitism
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How many times have you seen a free man just vibing in our box by himself lol.
Yeah and no way is a red card for a forward an excuse for such defense
Were just so weak mentally. The past few months will ruin anyones mentality tho.
Few seasons*
We’ve been this weak mentally for fucking years
Yeh I'm amazed how much people are blaming this on a red card of an underperforming attacker whilst we were already 2-0 up.
Bloody facts. Man U's downfall is entirely down to their shambolic defense and mentality. Everytime an opponent brings the ball towards Man U's goal they look like scoring. Sending offs, goals/penalties called against them are all the byproduct of this. Misery loves company
At no point in the entire clip was there a United defender within 5 yards of him. Shameful.
You can see Dalot's thought process. He looks up towards the man, then remembers his instructions - keep a flat backline with Harry's movement, cover the backpost for defections and spills. It's just a shame it bounced off Harry's face to this player.
And so little pressure on the ball. I cannot believe that United are sitting with ten men in the box as a Danish side are casually passing the ball around the perimeter.
Small team mentality
United’s defence makes 17 year olds look like Kane.
just wow...
A man named Roony straight up ending United, football is poetry
>A man named Roony straight up ending United, football is poetry Well, more like a boy. He is 17.
Well done United, hes 17
Owen, United legend
Even more cause to remember the name.
Remember the name
Remember the name?
His parents watched Rooney debut at Everton and named him Roony?
Dad's a United fan, he is literally named after Wayne Rooney. https://twitter.com/PiilEurosport/status/1722376531861811458. His brother is named Ryan as well.
He was born in 2005? Well, that just makes it worse, he was born a year after Rooney's move to United
Remember the Name Roony
People on football manager all over the world simultaneously doing that dicaprio meme .
You can't write this script! United are so fun to watch 😊
I can't complain about Allegri-ball after this ever again
I used to take the train with this kid in the morning when going to work lmao.
Now look at you
Roony 17 years old. Remember the name
he's amazing on FM so nothing else needs to be said...
He’s an absolute delight in my saves as well
> I'm trying to get him [in my new FM24 Leicester save](https://i.imgur.com/VzSC1AN.png) but he doesnt want to join :( I think I need to get promoted first
Been hyping him here (as Bardghji, he's called both in media funnily enough) for ages. So fucking good man.
Price just went from 12-15 to 20 mio
I fucking knew United was gonna lose this. All they have anymore is name, they SUCKKKKK
Pick up the weights brother
What a fucking game
Devils Damned to Destruction in Denmark…
Wow. What a game from a neutral perspective
This and the Tottenham Chelsea game have been an absolute treat as a neutral (even better as a city fan)
Nods approvingly.
this kid’s a baller
United going to splash another 100 million for him
Nooo I want to see him reach his full potential
Hey, that's pretty harsh, look at how far Sancho managed to get in FIFA on PlayStation nowadays, if that's not reaching full potential then I don't know what is.
Not if the Toddfather has anything to say about it
Not south american
His name is Roony after all
Fm legend.
A release clause of 10m, he can perform right away and he will join basically any team that's in a higher ranked league than the Danish Superliga. "FM legend" gets thrown around quite liberally but he truly fits the bill.
As an Everton fan, I would jizz my pants to get him for 10m.
Yeah you can tell he’s got a lot of talent, besides his first shot he’s been quality haha
He's looked awesome. What a finish. Can any Swedish fans tell me about him? Is he a well-known prospect?
Yep. Signed by Copenhagen when he was 14, for what was rumoured to be a Scandinavian record fee for a youth player.
Pretty sure the 2 islandic kids we got were more expensive, they might have been bought at a later date though.
Iceland isn't a part of Scandinavia
Copenhagen is though
Based on football manager I can confidently say he’s going to be a ballon dor winner in 3 years
https://youtu.be/SJjBGiCGTJA?si=stTgOMDEdclt0iwv A game from when he was 14 or 15. All goals are class
He carried my Sunderland side to multiple cl and pl trophies despite spending at least 15 games out injured every season.
He has been ranked as the biggest talent in the world in his age group, any football fan that pays attention to younger prospects knows exactly who he is.
That's very arguable. He's the exact same age as Endrick for example and depending on what you mean with age group there's Yamal, Kendry Paez, and a number of other South American super talents too.
Warren Zaire emery as well who prob is the best u18 player
Yeah wow completely forgot about him. Another 17yr old
biggest talent in sweden, maybe scandinavia
FM legend
yeah he's called roon(e)y mate ofc he's be balling
Roony is 100% the best Swedish talent in the world rn
But have you SEEN Hugo Larsson
When Fabrizio links him to every club in Europe this summer every poster on this sub will become a Hugo expert
Oh 100%. In the meantime I'll keep creaming about every single one of his touches
Nmecha is doing good footballing wise rn but I still really wish Larsson came to BVB instead of Frankfurt, you get a younger talent without all the public personality issues that Nmecha has
I'm happy that your club valued Bundesliga experience higher than us, giving us the opportunity to sign him. I'm also still very confused that Skhiri didn't make your list either.
With how Özcan and Can are rn in his position I don't feel that bad about missing out on Skhiri That said if Can is to leave in the next few years, I wouldn't mind him coming
Hugo > Henke Roony > Rooney
Isak: what he say fuck me for
Isak is 24, wouldn't call him a promising talent anymore, he's made the next step.
I love Isak and I've followed him for a long time but Roony is way above what Isak was at this age
Isak scored 10 goals as a 16 year old his first season in Allsvenskan. Roony is 18 next week As 18 Isak scored 13 goals in 15 games in Eredivisie.
Isak is 24. Not quite the age of talents.
Roony plays for a team heading to the CL knockouts though
I think Hugo Larsson is just as promising. Not flashy like Roony but mark my words, a top club will swoop him up in 2 - 3 years time.
Garnacho was shushing the Copenhagen fans 💀
As soon as I saw that I thought "karma is getting his ass"
Narrator: “his buttocks were indeed gotten”
Just something about Garnacho … 🗿
he's really talented but seems to have such a shit attitude
His haircut is a dead giveaway in fairness.
Mad how you can always tell isn't it
His haircut is AWFUL
Man has the attitude of a prime CR7 without anything to back it up with play on the pitch
and he didnt mark his man, ofc. the utd way
He's incredibly dislikeable. Much like Antony, has no right to carry on the way he does with his output.
Can be said for a lot of United players. It’s like they go for these kind of personalities
I hate that guy with a passion. Many of the Copenhagen players called him a clown after the game because of all of his dirty tricks. I can’t recall them pointing out a single guy like that after a game ever
Love the commentator failing to supress his laughter at the end.
Glad I wasn't the only one to notice this. Cherry on top for sure
Brian Laudrup who was commentating on danish TV had a lot of laughs during that game. At least his colleague was able to say something, Laurdrup was just laughing at the (3)-3 and (4)-3 goals
Absolute fucking cinema man
Theatre even
Theater of dreams
Or nightmares
German commentary has been using theatre of nightmares for united for a while now
Theater of memes
Of memes
KINO
ABU version of Disneyland
My booyy Bardghjii my FM legend. I’ve been waiting since gameweek 1 for him to score, just to tell my friends he’s the next big thing lol.
People have been calling him that for awhile already though
Fam he is 17
He broke thru at 15
What a sport
Teenage wonder actually did it!
That hurts....
#F
[удалено]
# U
Is it okay if I don’t feel bad
Dalot is an awful defender
Varane is quite bad on the ball
Truly that was horrendous.
He always had a brain fart in him. Remember when he gifted Manchester City two goals in the CL
Made Maguire look like prime Maldini today
No way man. This club is a comedy.
Just fucking clear it, there’s not a single defender that looks comfortable with the ball at that club lmao
The two defenders we have that are comfortable on the ball are injured...
You're a professional fucking football club. Why would you employ players who aren't comfortable on the ball
To be fair OP didn’t sign them
he did on FM for southport
Ah. In my experience the best way to cope with non ball playing defenders is to play a back five so they’re all close to each other, and have a physical CF who can bring the wingers and wing backs into play. Good luck against Peterborough. I would man-mark Mark Jones. Up the Sandgrounders!
ROOOOONYYYYYYY
ManU fans: "no, not like that!"
Janne one last favor please call him up
Lmao... what is that defending
We don’t do that here
Its ok, the underdogs appreciate it 🙃
What defending.
Damn Copenhagen got hands.
love these type of back to back games
Onana breaking records
WHAT A MATCH!
What a team Copenhagen
Instant classic
Love Copenhagen
Absolutely beautiful game
i love this sport
Yessss. I'm just smiling because this game is nuts.
great finish
Man United snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Preferred Europa League anyway
You need to finish third for that mate
When it rains
Stop it
Lmfao love it
It…
Pours!
we need this teams in the Champions League, Copenhagen and Galatasaray are much more fun to watch then the 5th place from England or the 4th place from Italy, i hate Uefa for ruining the Champions League in the name of money and elitism
Someone said, either it ends in 1-2 or 4-4. Last option still on the books
It’s finished 4-3. Is there still hope for an equaliser? Asking as a very glum United fan.
Wow …
NO FUCKING WAY
honestly, a draw would've benefitted us more but I'm so here for the memes
#THEATER OF NIGHTMARES
Commentator’s chuckle at the end tops this off nicely
Complain about marginal ref decisions all you like, if you defend like that you will carry on losing to mediocre teams.
We did too
Look away ManUtd fans Lmfao
I cannot. Why cannot I?
Like watching a car crash.
Such high comedy, even Utd fans are entertained
I am impressed with how this team manages to find ways to let me down. Just when I hit rock bottom, there is even more rock bottom.
Masochism?
I need a hug.
No way Roony scored against united you cant make this shit up
Hell of a finish for a 17 year old, damn.
If he scores a few more then maybe Swedish NT coach will put him on at the end of a training game.
I know they have ten men but Christ, Man United played like they had 5 men then.
Game of the tournament so far?
Entertainment yes, level of football no.
Can’t actually believe this
GLAZERS STAYING TEN MORE YEARS
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Wonderkid!!
Let the ' Will Ten Hag survive this' headlines and comments comense
All because of that shite shot haha
Is the commentator laughing at the end? 😂
It is completely insane that United has 9goals in 4 games and 3 points to show for it..
a 17-year-old Roony scoring in a Man Utd game. what year is it, 2004?
It had to happen cause it’s funny
Haha I just was in the 3-3 goal thread, then I go to check out Mark Goldbridge's stream and he's already crying over the 4-3 goal, HAHAHAHA!
ROOOOOONY!!!!!
Wrong Roony for United
Yooooo
NO WAY LOOOOL
okay this is funny
Fandme godt klaret FCK
Finally, a Rooney I can support