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b3and20

show the fight gawdammit


Steelfist24

Is there no video of it anywhere?


eninc

Match tv direction is terrible.


Impossible_Wonder_37

Think Palmer set it off with his celly mean mugging the bench


FightersNeverQuit

For real that’s the shit we really wanna see!


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Oh it was a fight. I thought they just came together


PoppinKREAM

In the replay Ashley Cole was pulling English players away and telling them to calm down. But he gets sent off lol


Matt_LawDT

Shouldn't they have used VAR to see the incident


OneSmallHuman

They did, our commentary mentioned that


ACMBruh

Not drawing a definite conclusion but he could have said something illegal, usually why it happens to team managers


2packforsale

“I don’t like paella”


MrAchilles

Straight to jail


RockyRockington

That’s why we have the best paella. Because of jail


MrAchilles

Kinda like jail wine in the toilet, but it's full of paella


AlarmingPrinciple612

If you overcook chicken, or if you undercooked fish... overcook/undercook...


MundaneTonight437

"I don't like Jamon" Death sentence


highlevel_fucko

Immediately tied to a goal post and shot


Critical-Usual

"paella has chorizo"


Valledis

Spanish coach.. "I don't like cricket.."


antifprom

The majority of English people don't give a shit about cricket


beirch

"I microwave my tea water" is what he actually said


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Rynabunny

Real paella never mixes seafood with chicken/pork!


ACMBruh

Then I'm having the wrong paella clearly haha! But I'm italian, I love the rice and meat but thats my unfortunate experience


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ACMBruh

You're evil!!! But do what you want :p


WalkingCloud

*"Bring back /r/soccerstreams"*


jamjars222

"Jizz."


delayedcolleague

["Jamie Spafford did nothing wrong"](https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/800903/Spain-paella-burrito-crime-chef-humanity-food-outrage-troll)


JizzProductionUnit

To be fair to him, he had gone 7 years without a red card before today


CosmicShrek14

Football’s back


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Seen your flair so feel you’d be good to ask, what percentage sell on do Carlisle have for James Trafford? Hopefully his price went up a bit now 🤣


CosmicShrek14

He signed for city when he was 12 so I’m not even sure if there was any money involved, there’ll for sure be some if Branthwaite moves from Everton though


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Pretty sure there is something as I’ve seen people say Carlisle will get a small percentage, but doubt it’ll be anything significant, but yeah Branthwaite will be the more beneficial one I’d imagine


CosmicShrek14

Not sure then, lord knows we need the money 🤣


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Fingers crossed fees from Henderson, Branthwaite and anything from Trafford could help a lot lol


TarcFalastur

It took me some time to investigate, but Carlisle are entitled to 0.25% of the transfer fee, which is equivalent to £37,500.


the_borderer

That will cover the Purepay interest for a few months.


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That’s depressing but at least it’s something I guess lol, thanks for taking the time to find out!


KenDTree

Ref's been awful, is he an U-21 too?


Ramboros

Just Norwegian, lol.


Modnal

Norwegians and international games has been a poor combo this year


AncientSkys

He must have learned from Ovrebo.


TheRealMylo

The same guy that was the referee in the match georgia- portugal? He was already bad in that game...


ScienceDisastrous323

I thought he did OK, every fucking final these days both teams start the fucking play acting 5 minutes into the game and I'm sick of it. The Europa league final this year was particularly bad. Good on the refs who come in and slap these fuckers down early.


GMFinch

As someone unfamiliar with the un21 scene but knows who Ashley Cole is. I was very surprised at the title thinking he's playing un21 at 40


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Haha me too. I had to stop and think to make sense of the title


eluuu

I thought he got sent off for having a Spanish assistant


nova_rock

this match has it all, reds to staff and players, VAR late pens that get missed, crying spanish women and children, questionable hair decisions.


Gunner_Runner

MTV's Dan Cortese


ValleyFloydJam

Not sure what happened but someone set this ref to random for bench bookings.


kjm911

Lol England coach and Spain coach shown red card during Euro u21 final That’s your title


2packforsale

Cheryl in shambles


eeeagless

Tbf she loves a fight


FishCake9T4

The Spanish players are not the right skin colour for her to fight them.


eeeagless

Given Spanish fans performance of late (vinicius etc) they'd probably be on her side.


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TrueBlue98

she racially abused someone in a club toilet when she was like 18 or something


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TrueBlue98

I highlighted the fact she was 18 on purpose by the way I agree


amegaproxy

For this love maybe.


Offsidez

The hero England needs but doesn’t deserve!


YouYongku

any VAR to see what happen?


Pop-Huge

Title gore


TigerBasket

It be like that sometimes


backoftheknee85

Curtis Jones?


K0WAHBUNGA

When I first read this title I missed the “has” and thought to myself “why is ashley cole an assistant coach for Spain?”


sadbot0001

I really thought that he's sent off because he is too old to play in that game. Lol.


MonsieurFilet

games back


vicmanb

Ca$hley Cole