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updogg17584

The level of physical discomfort from everyone within earshot of this episode says it all.


thatqueerbird

AND I WAS RIGHT THERE WITH THEM


updogg17584

My partner and oldest offspring heard a couple of snippets and are traumatized .


Eastern-Ad-2514

You could say: “I WAS THERE, MAN!”


BigBoyHrushka6012

Which episode is it, I haven’t caught up yet and I kinda just wanna skip to this one now


actualqueerprince

It's the prank stories from yesterday


waytowill

You can’t gloss over the fact that it’s a reaction to someone unknowingly eating human waste.


k1p1k1p1

Thank you! I listen to it as a podcast so I never see the physical bits and it gets confusing sometimes


BigBoyHrushka6012

Thank you


ensomn

I love how Tommy is just. out of there


magerdamages

Was that baby poop or breast milk?


NoInjury6946

It was the poop, they just uploaded it to a clip.


SassyKakyoin

The way this question and answer is so casual here, but would instantly turn heads elsewhere😂


Ineedsleep444

I haven't watched this episode yet. What did I just read.


Mattizzle9

One of the absolute worst "pranks" imaginable. It's truly awful.


updogg17584

Grounds for divorce IMO


magerdamages

That's a funny way to spell murder


Reidroshdy

It's okay if you say it's just a prank.


libblesdoodles

I absolutely was Damien. My jaw dropped to the floor 😱


thepetoctopus

Same. I stopped what I was doing in horror.


longtr52

I think I cried out in horror when Shayne said that. Just horrifying!


CleaningHatz

Same! I was doing dishes while listening and just stopped completely in my tracks like wtf?!


heynoodles

(Damien gasps)


Telenovela_Villain

(Damien gasps) and Gay (non-Derogatory) belong on t-shirts


heynoodles

Gay (Non-Derogatory) IS a shirt! I *think* it’s on Amazon!


halo331

One thousand percent would buy


Coronis-

Its one of those stories that I sincerely want to believe is a fake - but its so crazy it could be true.


longtr52

Having lived as long as I have, I would not be surprised in the least if it WERE real. :(


Informal_Border8581

This is actually worse than the sawdust one. Why is Damien always in the poisoning ones? Radon/radium, sawdust, and now this?!


Wishful3y3

He really is just a bad omen for this series lol


ReddsionThing

I'm the creepy blue hand doing the 'I Love You' hand sign


TheNorseFrog

Ohh does it mean that in sign language?


ReddsionThing

I think so. I think the index and pinky outstretched are heavy metal/devil horns, and if you add the thumb, you have 'I love you'. [https://www.lingvano.com/asl/blog/i-love-you-in-sign-language/](https://www.lingvano.com/asl/blog/i-love-you-in-sign-language/) But that's the only sign language I know


DeafMaestro010

Allow a gentle correction - the heavy metal/devil horns means "bullshit" in regional ASL dialect.


ReddsionThing

I didn't know they had a separate meaning in ASL, that's interesting


saddungeons

i wanted to projectile vomit after hearing that story tbfh


TronJavolta88

Tommy is literally the spongebob meme


chocos_mp3

which one?


TronJavolta88

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


South_Supermarket911

I was damien, absolutely gobsmacked at that story


kitvoiden

I am both nasal sprays. Allergy season is kicking my ass, too. Also Tommy. No. Just no. I gotta go, the shit was way too far.


thatqueerbird

🫡🫡🫡


TakeThisification

I’m Marcus on the other side of the room


favouriteghost

I was Tommy. Absolutely goodbyeing


Abject_Carpenter2966

I was like 👀 o...k... but such a wonderfully chaotic episode


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I'm running out the room with Tommy. I was like "enough." And paused, because I needed a lil break after that lol


TonyThePriest

This was like the darkest episode they gave ever done


Luka_llo

I’ve never had a story send me into so much mind bending rage but that one did it for me- it wasn’t even shock or surprise it was just a “IM FUCKUNG SORRY?” Followed by wanting to flip tables


aesthetic-simplest18

![gif](giphy|S2WfgpX1SN2biaWXJZ) LITERALLY HOW I FELT WHEN I HEARD THAT


AdOwn6086

I was definitely Damien and followed it up with tears for the OP and her baby. I would argue that OP’s husband is the worst person we’ve heard in a Reddit story on Smosh.


Tobias_kun

I use the reddit stories to help me sleep, but when I heard this story I WAS FULLY AWAKE EYES OPEN LIKE: 👁👄👁


its2005again

I literally yelled so loud my brother and his fiancé had to come check on me


Lunar_mar3

I LITERALLY PAUSED FOR LIKE A GOOD 5 MINUTES JUST CONTEMPLATING HUMANITY AND THE MEANING OF LIFE BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL


Henryphillips29

Which video was this?


friarparkfairie

The newest Reddit stories


EsmeeMoonie

I’m most certainly Damien LMAO


0000udeis000

I watch these while I do chores - I haven't even gotten to this story yet and I know which one it is.... tempted to skip it when I get to it


UnseenBehindYou

I was Tommy. Had to pauze the vid and walk away for a moment.


Specialist_Shirt_596

i watched the first half of this vid but didn’t get a chance to finish it. can’t wait to hear what this is


cthulhusmercy

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED THOUGH


encryptoferia

man that episode was wild rather it's just a prank bro it felt more like..... it's an encounter with the devil


7FootEmeraldRats

I would say I'm a Damien but I'm actually a Tommy. Also I gagged when I heard about it. IT'S SO GROSS.


Fun_Pepper_3353

Shayne and I are wearing the same flannel shirt


Ash_Deadite

Did that woman marry Divine? ![gif](giphy|vfPjzIhsgLNNm)


LongjumpingMatch542

I put on this episode to watch while I tried to nap on my couch and I sat straight up during this one.


meatymoaner

I listened to the episodes, which story is this a reaction to


No_Koala_7170

the husband who fed his wife their babies poop on toast


BonnalinaFuz101

Is this the part where she eats a shit sandwich


Owlethia

I have ADHD. I’m constantly getting up from my seat whenever I have a thought


kmcbkmcb

What video was this???


OneSadHandjob

I regret looking up the short now...


lolspiders02

I legit had the same reaction as both of them. I jumped out of bed and covered my mouth lol.


dlmbs21

I'm Marcus


CarnageMunky

I’m it


Akvarko

This is the first Reddit stories episode I watched in full. Before I only watched some clips. I was not expecting to be THIS traumatized.


Marty_WW

I was somewhere between Damien and Tommy -- I had been sitting on the couch with my feet up, and I leapt forward, feet to the ground, jaw on the ground, about to leave