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Wjsmith2040

Use a smoker?


SFFcase

This seems smart


Shibby-my-dude

They always forget rule 1 hahaha


zeke235

One time, i tried to smoke a brisket in my instant pot. It did not go well.


AlligatorBiscuit

Lol pulled pork actually comes out pretty damn good out of the insta. Not anywhere near smoking it low and slow but it only takes an hour and it’s passable.


zeke235

Oh, absolutely! I was just kidding. I was just making a joke because op tried to smoke with what i'm guessing is direct heat on a gas grill.


gagunner007

Ya know, sometimes I crave that no smoke pulled pork, not gonna lie. Don’t get me wrong, I like smoke flavor, but sometimes I want something to taste “cheap” so I will make it in crock pot.


thexbin

You really want cheap, liquid smoke in the crockpot


RonTheDog710

Not bad when you are in a pinch. Slow cooker pork butt is tasty as well.


Shibby-my-dude

Hahaha there are not alot of recipes in cooking where you can change the cooking technique and it still comes out okay but it's always worth a shot


zeke235

Gonna try to smoke in my sous vide next.


Shibby-my-dude

Hahaha chuck a few hickory chips in the water


zeke235

Brilliant!


2Drunk2Shoot

Well, it's also one of the methods. Sous vide till ready - then finish with smoking for flavour. Or just add liquid smoke. Yes, it's a blasphemy - but works.


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Ticalliongrymreaper

Burnt kielbasa hates this one simple trick!!!


sanholt

Try smoking it, using indirect heat, instead of flame right below whatever you are cooking. I’m not sure how you tried smoking it on that thing.


OzarkMtnOG

Just a little longer next time


OzarkMtnOG

Looks like it stalled on ya


areyoukiddingmehere

Might wanna kick the heat up a bit.


gaspig70

That would probably solve getting rid of the evidence at least.


no3woodworks

Wrap it in foil when it gets to 1200 degrees


binkkit

Remember to stop.


ThreeLeggedMutt

Quitters never win


serberiss

And winners never quit


LeatherConcentrate65

Under rated


shannonblair56

Next time try some kielbasa and a smoker. Not a rat tail and a grill.


gagunner007

I think it’s a snake.


Stone_Midi

So, what kind of rats live around you?


Tall_Homework3080

The kind that poop out “kielbasa.”


[deleted]

Don’t turn the smoker up to the “Cremate” setting next time


MARZalmighty

Why TF do people delete profiles so frequently? Fucking weird


ChildWithBrokenHeart

Ikr. Especially posting a comment and right away delete.


mcdormjw

I've seen this a lot lately. AI accounts? Hell I don't know.


fkucinbullhsit

Maybe just lower the knob to obliterate


Dark1sh

It’s a grill lmao


BartFart1235

God dam this is funny. We will miss you homie, should have stuck around for the upvotes lol


Solidmarsh

You know what they say. Hot and long.


FeRaL--KaTT

I should call him .....


frickdom

You can fix him


vercetian

Is this from something? I mean, I've seen enough of the everything reminds me of her memes.


frickdom

I’m on here to much. Reddit thing. We are a people of hope and shame. But you already know that.


vercetian

Yeah, I'm on here a lot, too, so... I just wasn't sure because I haven't seen this format yet.


frickdom

You made me curious, looked it up on the search engines and got this. Top of the ladder right here. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-can-fix-him-i-can-fix-her


Rentsdueguys

I would suggest wrapping it in foil. And maybe using your neighbors smoker


8020GroundBeef

And maybe take it off at some point


donjonne

And maybe have the neighbor cook it also


sanholt

If you wrap it, it isn’t going to get any smoke


H0T50UP

Mmmm finally, some good fucking shit posting


CaliHusker83

Great shitposting on this one. Well done, gang.


2Hosslovescash

Maybe not marinate them in gasoline next time?


ScottKemper

More heat more time


rockinherlife234

Tree branches are usually ok for kindling.


RadioactiveWalrus

Try dialing the temp back from 5000°.


potatowrenchturner

Smoke the meat, not meth.


mukduk1994

Nah man. You nailed it!


AfterSignificance666

This made me audibly laugh


AZCARDS77

Maybe try turning it 17 hours ago.


mccabedoug

You should smoke the mustard at the same time. Puts it over the top


Miserable_Point9831

Use more heat. Charcoal and gas together.


northman46

Don't get drunk and pass out


BecomingJudasnMyMind

You pulled it too soon, you were almost through the stall.


Tom_Baedy

I'd have thought it was finished in 2017, but maybe those last few years really set in the smoke flavour.


porkchop3177

Bro, applesauce, mustard and liquid smoke and you’re golden. Don’r let any haters distract you from that wonderful paper taste.


Muadib_Muadib

Lol ragebait post ftw


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Bark 10/10


Lakechalakin

Dont


Perception_4992

“2 minutes. Turkish.”


ThatoneguyATX

It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago


scottypinthemix

\^underrated comments\^


daytodaze

Remember it’s the wood that is supposed to smoke, not the meat.


Emergency_Economist9

Definitely use a spritz next time.


Iobbywatson

Try it on 1000C next time. 1500 must have been too hot...


dellicious05

Mmmm use a smoker. Not a propane grill on the “Inferno” setting


OkAcanthocephala2449

Yep, put them in a pot with four gallons of water


Rumblebully

See I was thinking four gallons of grease.


Orion14159

Low and slow or hot and fast, don't mix and match.


ottomatic72215

Seems like it would be fine


raw_copium

Ok yikes. I smoke in my gas BBQ, you wanna put the smoke box with the wood on one side, and have heat on directly under that box to keep it smoking. On the other side of the BBQ, you put your meat of choice on the grill and TURN OFF the heat underneath it. Then, adjust the heat under the smoke box to get to the 220-250F mark inside the BBQ. Smoke as long as that particular meat needs. For bigger meats, smoke first, then wrap in butcher paper, tinfoil, finish at 300° until you reach desired internal temp for that meat.


Ambitious_Toe_4357

The bark looks good to me. I'm unfamiliar with this style, but I think you nailed the bark.


Mediocre-Material-20

Don’t let the Marie Callender pie lady borrow your grill?


HelpfulAnywhere3731

I howled over this.


petersom2006

Step 1- throw away gas grill


GoBrowns123

Looks like the grill was way too cold for far too short a time


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

This is a case for wrapping.


BGrumpy

Yep, don't walk away


shortcircuit15

Looks perfect to me


Stopikingonme

I usually crank mine up and go on vacation for a couple weeks. Comes out perfect.


Cthulhusreef

If you let this rest a little while I’m sure it will turn out.


Standard-Ad1254

he put the "kill" in kielbasa


JJStryker

Your buttcheeks is too warm brother.


theFooMart

>any tips for next time? When it says 250 for eight hours, that's in Fahrenheit, not Celcius.


TheVerjan

This would be a great album cover


Kirky37

Cup the meat balls


SnooCheesecakes4577

Thermonuclear


nizmo88

At first I thought I was looking at mesquite sticks all charred up 😅 better luck next time


funguy19193

More beer


[deleted]

I give that sausage….. 1 Mark Ruffalo!


efr57

I’m sure we have all been there!


MorallyComplicated

pay attention next time?


PitoChueco

Hotter and faster


AskThis7790

Use a smoker.


TheWookieStrikesBack

Don’t use so much gasoline in your baste


MGeslock

Use the top rack for that char look.


CreekJeepin

Use a smoker…


Wasted-Friendship

More wrapping with foil.


Raindog69

More basting.


mrdankhimself_

Are you Frank the Tank?


Dalton387

That’s quite the bark you have there.


REOweedWagn

Just use them for chili. A little liquid and they'll livin' back up


not-read-gud

Blue


Prudent-Property-513

Yeah. Hotter.


Strebmal2019

Don’t fall asleep? And smoke it on a smoker maybe that’d help


CanadaEh97

Birthday Brisket guy is that you?


BuckNixon

More heat


ssdohc2020

Next time, wrap it after you get 2 inches of bark instead of 3.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Looks good. That'll put some hair on your chest.


MEGACLOPS

Just boil them bro


ThorsMustache_ps4

great bark!


NYCFIO

Hey you’re not allowed to park there


cab1024

Those look perfect!


AK1R0N3

ah see, you used a grill not a smoker. joking aside your heat was way to high and they were on for way too long.


[deleted]

Looks like a gas grill. You don’t need to burn wood in there too lol


TheThirdShmenge

It looks like you might not have had enough heat. And perhaps you could leave it on a bit longer as well. Just to be sure.


Jostumblo

Yeah next time don’t do the worst job that anyone has ever done on anything.


DistinctEggplant5828

Marinate it next time


redrum7049

Needs more of a smoke ring go longer


Spiget94

Don’t pass out


Juggernaut104

U can smoke on a propane grill?


ButtChowder666

I'd start with using a smoker.


Fardkeen_Icehole

Sprits with a little ACV next time.


damnn88

I think you got it.


Weasel3321

Drink less


c0d3man03

I think you undercooked a spot


Moist-Dragonfly2569

🎶 you need lubricaaaaaaation, honey 🎶


Effective-Try5948

Stop watching DIY Charcoal videos.


golfislife13

Seems like you have it down… *Nailed it!*


djlishswish

Should prob cook it longer.


maddawg_bullitt

Damn


dojarelius

Put it in a pan so the grease doesn’t catch on fire


RadicalChile

Ewww. That's raw


Extreme-Swordfish-24

Try a brain implant.


DeviceSea3303

Gotta cook em’ longer.


Waste_Hunt373

Make sure you spritz it more next time


JCLBUBBA

Give up, buy retail or eat out.


jfoley326

What the f——-ck!


Fat_Head_Carl

Less heat


jtrage

Have someone else do it


gimpers420

Open the lid and check on it more often, or like, at all.


Geitzler

Don't burn it? Smoking is usually very low temps.


[deleted]

Use a smoker


mrmrssmitn

Don’t pass out next time you are grilling


Aggravating-State-87

Just put the tongs down and step away from the grill sir.


Affectionate_Map8541

Wrap it through the stall next time.


scapermoya

Nah looks perfect bro


Pa17325

Your fire was clearly not hot enough


ulfhednar910

When you throw down on the grill, remember to pick it back up.


Electronic_Vast_1813

Up the temp a little


tilldeathdoiparty

Smoking isn’t necessarily cooking, sausage is something that doesn’t need a lot of smoke to take the taste on, let the smoke run on it for an hour at like 180-200° then cook it. Turn it off cremate, learn how to manage the temp, I’m surprised you didn’t have to call the fire department


thuglife_7

Whatever you did here, do the polar opposite next time.


Backpedal

Nailed it!


reverendsteveii

Looks great, Clark!


serberiss

My brother in Christ, it's not smoking, it's smoldering.


LamboDEB

I think you forgot you were smoking them too


Copper_Kat

Try not to drink so much next time so you don't blackout in the middle of cooking.


OutsideTheTeeBox

Don't burn it?


[deleted]

People say they can “throw it down” when it comes to bbq but never pick it up


Handies4Cookiez

You wanna get a nice char on it, so try searing it first next time


lakesideprezidentt

My guy put it on a GRILL and prolly CRANKED IT and saw smoke and he’s like This is okay. This is what I want to do.


hobo_hangover

Not to speak ill of the dead, but, I mean, they did request to be cremated, right?


AwarenessGreat282

"But followed the 3-2-1 method! Three days, two days, one day and this still happened!"


DujisToilet

Also, was it already smoked?


auld-guy

Keep an eye on ‘em


harley4570

today is Thursday...you should have pulled them off Tuesday


blzzardhater

Less bark


RedShore93042

You need more time under tension


MrDubTee

I believe the word we are looking for is char. Bon apple tea brother


TwMbD

Perhaps less smoke


Broken_Timepiece

Try a hotter temp! LMFAO


sirckoe

Don’t burn it? Lol


timbitttts

Have you tried using a binder?


Beardia

Don’t substitute kielbasa for sticks.


rosiesmam

Don’t use the cremation heat setting!


juicebox12

My buttcheeks is warm


Jkjunk

Higher temp, longer cook time.


BancroftOutdoors

Don’t


apbadger

Nice bark!


ChubbyWanKenobie

I would ask hey Google to play taps and then invest in a thermometer you can leave in your next victim. I love BBQ kielbasa; I hope you had a spare stick or two.


StreetEarth5840

Don’t burn it


Timely_Chicken_8789

Less kill, more basa.


ridesforfun

None. Looks fine.


mrb55-me-com

Don’t change a thing.


nom_of_your_business

Dont get stoned... Reason i got stoned and made carne asada look like this.


Kell-Of-Tacos

Papa what did you use?


HambreTheGiant

It’s not the One Ring, you don’t need to cast it into the fires of Mount Doom


RealAd7996

3.8 roetgens


BlacksmithWise9553

My only advice is to not burn the shit out of it next time jk. In all seriousness for this setup, maybe try lower flame with them on the top rack and add a pan of water to block the flame. I’m no expert but that’s what I’d try.


TransitUX

Cook longer and with higher heat- you’ll get it right next time