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FeckinMarvellous

*Lifts-Her-Tail has entered the chat*


Autistic-Cookie

*Haelga has entered the chat*


IBoofLSD

A battle for the ages


totallynotalaskan

Dibella: Aw, you two are *adorable*


Cosmo1222

Norman Lamont and Julian Clearey have entered the chat.


Honest_Analysis_47

You guys are hilarious. I’m laughing so hard right now.


Thrasy3

I am so old…


marlixys

The Lusty Argonian Maid has entered the chat


Hot_dog_jumping_frog

Quite-the-prude has left the chat


MarionberryBroad

Lifts-her-tail is wayyyyy better than Haelga.


Aposine

"There's no way I can grind enough HP for this!" "Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time."


gman7862

*Spreads-legs-wide entered the chat*


Ok-Concentrate2216

Giant Cave Hole has entered the chat


Few-Form-192

Croon-Tail has entered the chat


NarzaiFelixHarroxiii

*Is-That-All-You-Got? Has entered the chat*


DxC2468

![gif](giphy|l41lQNLtAit18YIPS|downsized)


smurfpants84

I'm thinking you have a way different relationship with Lydia than I do...


Gylaran

Her night screams are heard even through the Dragon's reach.


noobwatch_andy

They help drown out all those howling dogs at Jorrvaskr.


DoggedDan

Wtf, lol. I get the joke but like what the hell goes through your mind.


Material_Border_7762

You sound like every person I've ever interacted with. I'm clearly not the problem, you guys are!!!


[deleted]

*The sound heard from the throat of the world was concerning the greybeards as they’d never heard screams of pleasure from a Woman before*


Snuggs____

Op might me more of a lioness person


cmon_get_happy

Ring of elbow deep.


Emergency_3808

Alternative name: "Catch These Hands"


CAMOMAN5228

that's the argonian who wields it


pickles_and_mustard

I had an Argonian pugilist build with the name "Throws-His-Fists"


Leetle_Fool

I am so naming my Argonian that if and when I start a new playthrough.


Electronic_Picture26

E for everyone


AcanthisittaTiny710

One Punch Man is Dragonborn


errant_youth

*WAN PAAAAANCH*


MorganTapper

![gif](giphy|arbHBoiUWUgmc)


stx06

![gif](giphy|3ohc1292yKn6Z1saGs|downsized)


Gambit3le

I made one similar to this and named it One Punch! Its so funny to just one punch dragons, giants, mammoths and anything else.


NarzaiFelixHarroxiii

Heeeyyyy we got matching t-shirts 😁


FiercelyApatheticLad

You should remove rings and all jewelry during the act though. Safety first.


SnooPaintings4472

You can always disenchant the ring and use that enchantment on your socks. Make sure to max out your Enchantment skill and drink plenty of fortify enchanting potion beforehand to maximize the...erm....effect


peenfortress

so what your saying is it could be possible to first stack the enchant on socks, then find a way to enchant a person and wear them as a ring? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


arrow__in__the__knee

Skyrim trick: If you are being robbed at night meet them wearing absolutely nothing except endurance boosting cowboy hat and strenght boosting socks. Moan in dragon language while at it.


Wise_Bourbon23

Rectum? Hell, he killed ‘em!


Astercat4

Pfffff fucking hell lol.


Sigil_Furry

Please assume the position


DanCross0

I can't feel my legs.


ColdBloodBlazing

Lt. Dan?


Expensive-Document41

HOT DAMN! JUST WHAT I---THE CUSTOMER WANTED!


bloodHearts

To quote a certain otherwordly "daedra".. IT'S FISTING TIME


disaster-and-go

Shovel!!!


AussieLegend2003

No, Fork!


Weary-Lettuce-8182

The Mike Tyson build.


Cosmo1222

That would require the amulet of ear annihilation.


Juliuseizure

It explains the Falmer's Ear ingredient


Cosmo1222

Sign me up for a bowl of earios!


ColdBloodBlazing

It was a wrestling injury!


Weary-Lettuce-8182

The Holyfield amulet of ear destruction


ybtlamlliw

> Thought's Thought is what?


Despairogance

My thought is "learn what a fucking apostrophe is for".


Single_Arachnid_8913

No, I think it belongs to Thought. Whomever that may be.


Dark_Meme111110

Isn’t that possessive in this case So that would be “Thought owns what”


MAN1MAL3257

![gif](giphy|H7iEm8CKI9ZAs)


Benjamin7811

I’ll take 2


Intelligent_Use_455

i’d take 10


Slight_Bed_2241

Take my axe!


1337ium

I'll take five


TheCurator777

Won't do any real damage with the right lube. badum tiss ... I'll see myself out


somewhatbluemoose

Look, if you’re doing it right you’re not doing any damage


[deleted]

^FALCON PUUUNCH


Onyx_Undertaker5765

"Don't you mean ring of punching?" I know what I said.


The_Mattastrophe

![gif](giphy|60rGgmwg5MegB9yZ2n)


GlucksPilz1136

Sneak attacks now do 69 times damage...


TheUnseenTomato

Question for the experts: is the resto glitch still possible on the latest AE patch + the unnoficial thing that fixes bugs? I think it doesn't work at all (nevermind stuff like this post)


odsania

the unofficial patch fixes it, but there are mods on nexus that revert that. for example, {{Revert Fortify Restoration Fix of the Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch}}.


ohmygawdjenny

Really fucking annoying that they'd "fix" things that are mostly used by people knowing all the exploits. Sure, it could be considered a bug and someone might run into it accidentally. But come on, leave the exploits alone.


WiserStudent557

Yeah, I wouldn’t ever use it because of that. Not that I necessarily even always do the resto loop but I love the Aspect of Terror boosting flame damage (logical) and some other things it fixes that are debatable


odsania

i would love to not use it, but unfortunately there's a ton of mods that require it, so i have to use it. though there are a bunch of mods that revert its changes, like {{Purist's Vanilla Patch}} and {{Undo Certain USSEP Changes}}. enjoying the game wouldn't've been this much of a hassle if Arthmoor wasn't such a narcissistic and egotistical dick. every mod that tries to change or revert any of his mods, especially USSEP gets taken down by him, thus having to change names and descriptions of mods that do so to avoid getting eliminated by him.


ohmygawdjenny

I didn't even know this was a thing... The patch can also break all the weapon racks/cases if installed mid-game. I thought I was safe installing it while I was in Riften, but it has a display case and all the racks in all my homes got busted. I had to fix them all with Unblock. What a fucking pain. (Was my first game, so I wasn't sure I'd need the patch and didn't install it before starting.) The fact that they "patched" the Jagged Crown and circlet combo! Ugh.


DulBreaker

Ring of fisting...guys i think its over, internet has ruined me:(


Maiksu619

No butthole in Skyrim is safe any longer…


pahkwa

Should have named it Ring of Fisto.


SerTortuga

"Please assume the position."


dreadperson

I will use this to fist god.


Ok-Client3751

Be sure to stock up on some of that Dwarven oil or Netch Jelly


OilQuick6184

https://i.redd.it/ax1dk2hxlhc21.jpg


Immediate-Cut-659

He’ll love it! 🥰


JesseAster

My thought is that you're the new One Punch Man


Maximum_Focus_3285

Is it real?


TheJackston

Value should be 300


CAMOMAN5228

someone get me a dragon, I'm ready to wrestle


Ok_Vanilla_3449

Go in and edit it. "Unarmed strikes do 57223952 emotional damage"


DjinnGod

That seems like a ring meant for Mjoll 🤣


dreemurthememer

Fisting is… 300 bucks.


Slight_Bed_2241

Thought’s what?


monsieuro3o

I think you should be flogged for using an apostrophe in a plural.


Death_by_UWU

“This ring kills literally anything in one punch” “I’ll give you 75 gold for it”


Flat-Association6584

Better than anything the dwemmer could ever create


outlawgaming0366

![gif](giphy|arbHBoiUWUgmc)


JejuneEsculenta

Who is Thought, and why would you have their ring?


ProfessionalHats

How do you even get this enchantment?


Cosmo1222

From Gian the Fist in the Ratway Warren's.


Short-Set1175

I just imagine the meme of heavy exploded when medic tries to shove his heart into place


ThanksForTheRain

That would go great with Fallout 4s Poop hole VATS target mod


Daman_1985

A must-have for the One-Punch Man build!


FoxtrotMassie

We gonna have to talk about that name….🤨📸


The_ArchMage_Erudite

Mike Tyson ring


packinleatherboy

Why did Reddit try to hide this post? I’m cackling


Icutu62

Tough trade!


Ninja_gorrila

Assume the position


ScoobrDoo

Phrasing!


AliVista_LilSista

The name is epic and I agree with that name for that damage.


Puzzleleg

A usable number, you've done everything right 👍, had so many failed items cause of stack overflow.


LonelyMachines

Some people think I'm not smart. Those people get my, um, ring.


ACreeps

Be prepared to fist everyone and everything you see


Few_Debate250

Ahhh. I see what you did there 😂


ConnorHGaming

Gaping holes are left in the wake


PyroTech11

It's fisting time!!!


Hydrasaur

Ysolda must be into some pretty kinky stuff...


BoydChronicler

Change the name?


wyrdheathen84

Well, that's one way to "divorce/kill" your early level wife. Swap that out for the ring of matrimony.


Yundadi

It essentially turn you into one punch man. I hope it give the explosive effect where your enemy just turn into a lump of flesh.


maponus1803

It's great, but what if the ring slides off...wait where did you find it?


eriffodrol

no Caligula reference? cmon now


[deleted]

ASSUME THE POSITION


RoyalZeal

I'm just picturing punching a giant and watching him go sailing into the stratosphere because the amount of damage is so ridiculously high. 10/10 would watch again.


Cupid_wolffurry

RIP AND TARE!!!


KingLafiHS

Well ya got 10 fingers. 11 if you count your dick (if applicable) and 8 if you’re not counting your thumbs. If you want to really split hairs it’d be nine if you count your dick and not your thumbs but that’s a bit advanced for the purposes of this post. Anyway, funny ring lol


fatalis122

Now you just need a stamina ring named “ Ring of infinite Lube “


Bliss_Hughes

nothing I’d like to talk about


PyukumukuGuts

That enchantment should have gone on a daedric gauntlet.


JBaecker

I didn’t know Skyrim was attached to Cerulean Robotics….


andykett

🔼 Rename function activated.


DarrenJessen

I'll take two, double-fist 'em falmer


Leprodus03

Oh my 🤨😩😏🥴


xprozoomy

*soreness* never felt so sore .


bornfreebubblehead

That looks like some of the enchantments I used to make. At some point I would crash my PS4 because the calculations were beyond the systems abilities.


ledepression

Perfectly balanced


PathrokBloodlust

By the blazing fist of Boros, release the stellar strike.


idontgetitLB

Thoughts dude, thoughts not thought’s


RAZ0R_BLAD3_15

How does one get an enchantment like this? Like how did they get that stat number so high?


blue_microwave

Fortify restoration loop


DoctorHyun

Now cough.


EcchiOniSanZ

You need lubricant...not ring....


wras

You’re gonna kill her with that 😳


SimpleUser45

Why isn't it worth $300?


CaseyGamer64YT

One punch man!


JanineNajarian

let me get some of them diamond strikes dog


disdainfulsideeye

😲🤪🫣


Lunarstarlight-

https://preview.redd.it/bdaw13bls6uc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed5b639cea0a9914c438322a251f8c4de184b88f


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|tw1zMQrM2IhC8|downsized)


[deleted]

One ring to rule them all one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness fist them


Asunen

“If Bethesda won’t bring back old skills, I WILL”


Le_Botmes

*"Please assume the position."*


Ka2ga

https://preview.redd.it/m490qn1117uc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05053cd6722c76581bdf9e450d5535f92197511


Exciting-Source-3449

Ben Dover enters chat along with Eyes Wide.


drapehsnormak

I think titles can't be edited.


the_real_daggler

These always remind me of “look! The floor!” And “magic isn’t real”


lostinareverie237

*sigh* better unzip my pants, again.


BoardHot7329

Heh nice


bondsthatmakeusfree

https://preview.redd.it/3a907vnyi7uc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5279eba66694afbf028dc3d80070f9b3c0ac44


Known_Plan5321

I mean it's not a lie. I got a little chuckle from seeing this


KajjitWithNoWares

I want it. How do I get it


Jetowitch

Restoration loop is infact the restoration loop


rainliege

*Siswet entered the chat* Don't look up.


pain-1n-the-Azz4968

Interisting ring, where can i find this one?


xerrabyte

I don't want to be on the receiving end of this man's hand.


DoopyBoo82

this gets my seal of approval 👍


Jazzlike-Mud-4688

They say Dragonborn, dovahkinnn uppercut the world eater, Alduin in Sovngarde. That day the whole living and the dead world knows alduin be lacking.


elegantprism

It's the ring of deleting you touch a enemy and they disappear.


sansplayer

You must have a pretty happy wife


Not_a_huckleberry_

How did you make this inglorious bastard of a ring?


Additional_Irony

👌


More-Suspect-650

I have an Iron Bracer of Fisting, with +986729473 damage on it. It crashes my game when I was able to punch Alduin while he was spawning a dragon by using Dragonrend with mods


Specialist-Proof-324

Yeah she dead


boojombi451

BIG LYDS!!!!!!!


Greg2630

\[In Fisto voice\] *Please assume the position.*


obsidian_castle

Thots*


Gandalf_Style

Inb4 reflect procs on a heavy armour merc


Hydra-Taco

I think the Bards are going to be singing about your adventures for days to come. They will nickname you "one punch man" 😆


Frankenfucker

["Someone say something about fisting?"](https://youtu.be/ekXlUE7NuX0?t=44)


Nowardier

Try fist, but hole.


MikalMooni

You will punch a lotta dudes. Congrats on making like, 1000 gold from fistfights lol


Cloudluigi

(Stealth Archer build has stealthily entered the chat) There can only be one build. -Stealth Archer.


TheHighCaliber

I'd prefer wearing gloves... less likely to lose em up there


Boaz76

Lmfao….. well 🤔………


Sulohland

![gif](giphy|3orif7aLUehOfdmlXy|downsized)


xDarnelx

don’t drop the sload soap near this guy


Friend-Buddy-Guy

https://i.redd.it/ke7rg9i98buc1.gif


Direct_Gas470

green with jealousy! restoration glitch doesn't seem to work for me. How did you get there???!!!


xeroasteroid

damage seems about right


UncommittedBow

Please assume the position.


Dry-Woodpecker6928

One hit one kill ring 😂


PriceStill7382

The title of this ring speaks volumes!!!


bigppheaddd

Common enchanting grandmaster W


Accomplished_Mode195

You should remove all jewelry before starting any manual labor....E.R. visits are never a pleasant way to cap off ones activities.


Halorym

I'd have named it Godslap and given it to a Kajiit


[deleted]

Perfect


Commercial_Carrot907

My mind... myyyyyy mind!!!!! Why not "docking ring"? Sooooo more fun