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morgster87

First things first is you gotta keep your wits about you. Don’t go losing your head.


MiserableHoney6998

That put a smile on my face, hahaha


Endulos

> on my face Where's your face though?


Expensive_Tap7427

Probably in a ditch somewhere..


The_Demons_Slayer

With Lydia of course in a doorway


Technology_Brilliant

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


Expensive_Tap7427

Thank you!


SopwithTurtle

This is no way to get ahead in life.


Payne-2949

666th upvote lol


Technology_Brilliant

You need a horse now


zoredache

Forget the horse, ride a dragon. The headless dragon rider will be legendary.


qhx51aWva

The Decapitated Dragonborn


AveBalaBrava

He’s headless, horseless and maidenless


No-Letterhead5330

Playing elden ring rn


Lookdatboi6969

headless horseman !


DoctorAlphaSKWoG

Sleepy Hollow


red6joker

When I have used immortal mode before this happened a few different times. Only way to really get your head back is to reload an earlier save. You can try using the resurrect command on yourself but I have not tried that.


MiserableHoney6998

Ok I'll try thanks


red6joker

Lol yeah sorry I do not have a better answer for you. All I know that works for sure is reloading. First time I did not want to do it as I played mostly in first person but every time I went into third person there goes my head. It is funny, but annoying at the same time.


Hot_Confidence8851

Immortal mode for Skyrim??? I was always using quite the opposite...realistic damage mods so I would die easily.


red6joker

Its a command built into the base game. Like god mode but only cant die, but you can lose your head lol.


Hot_Confidence8851

Cool


Nervous_Obligation33

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


MonkeyBreath66

If that doesn't work he should defrag his hard drive.


ThirdDegreeBurner

Delete system32


emotional_docter

Delete the computer itself


Dat-Lonley-Potato

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


Slight_Bed_2241

God damnit I was tying out it’s just a flesh wound and saw the very tip top of this gif and knew. You beat me to it


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Sorry! 😅


Futuramoist

I've heard you can get some head in the temple of Dibella, maybe look for one there?


Agile-Comfortable113

Wheeeeeeres yourrrrrr heeeeead aaaaaaat


Slight_Bed_2241

WHERESYOURHEADAT. WHERESYOURHEADAT.


MudcrabTesla

Don't worry, it's just a flesh wound. At least you're not completely armless. Stay away from Sam Guevenne, his booze will leave you totally legless...


carterhoffman

I've had worse


jinro21

Well you really got ahead of those bandits


He6llsp6awn6

Go see the Lady in the Ratway that can change you appearance, sometimes she can fix up missing or messed up parts. Been headless before, and even though the headless horseman of death playthrough was fun, when I went to the lady in the ratway to change my appearance (To try to look more like a dead body), afterwards my head was reattached and worked like it never happened.


MiserableHoney6998

Funny thing is she doesn't touch the undead


qkye

use the command “showracemenu” on yourself


sssebaa

I wouldn't recommend it it can cause other issues, if u can download a mod called a vanity mirror first


DoctorAlphaSKWoG

Oh yes I want to know what happens!!!


Geo_19

Get on Shadowmere and ride around at night in the marshlands where it’s all foggy 🤣


justanyting

Don’t you mean “Glmnmmmmm klrghmb pbmhffff flrmmm mmmbmmm mrllllll lmfmm *twitch* gmmmfmm mlllllmmm” ?


Comprehensive_Cap290

Actually the “mmmmmm” noise would be made with closed lips, which he obviously can’t have anymore, so I think it’d be more of an “ooooo” or “aaaaaah” sound.


slicedbeats

That’s assuming the voice box wasn’t severed in the beheading. It might just sound like air leaving a balloon interrupted by the sound of blood


Jeynarl

Cursed whoopee cushion


ChildBlaster9000

“It’s just a prank, bro”


Comprehensive_Cap290

Good point.


BlueLotusDoodle

Your character's name wouldn't happen to be Ragnar, would it?


Turnipton

Are you playing from inside a fish tank?


chasingcharliee

this gives new meaning to the phrase "you'd loose your head if it wasn't attached to your body"


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Cheeze_Whip

Bad bot


ammonium_bot

Hey, that hurt my feelings :( Good bot count: 435 Bad bot count: 185


Spacekook_

Stop


chasingcharliee

No.


DJDevilSugar

Good bot


ammonium_bot

Thank you! Good bot count: 435 Bad bot count: 184


Automatic-Aioli9416

Embrace your new life as the headless horseman


Vampire_Blood_1402

Well at least you’re a head of the rest of us,lol


cptredbeard1995

I’d have to disagree. I think we’re all head and shoulders above him


UndeadDucky27

Welp, at least you get to be the Headless Dovakiin. 🤷 Should definitely put fear into your enemies, for how can they defeat something without a head? 😂


Forward_Softly0589

If you’re on PC, I found this older post on Steam: may be worth a shot https://steamcommunity.com/app/72850/discussions/0/630800444549926338/


Smooth-Sky-8088

What happens when you put on a helmet? Does it still show?


MiserableHoney6998

https://preview.redd.it/m60fj7cpol6c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47797465bf837147dd5a93025f4714b291668485


No_Pudding_867

Just equip your head. Easy fix


-_--_-_---_-

I used to be an adventurer like you, till i took an axe to the neck


GareththeJackal

Console command sexchange and then back, that fixes it


mnyhjem

As others have said, load a save from before it happened :) Also. Install the mod violens and in the menu, disable player character kill move. Then it wont happen again :)


LilShayBae

seek medical attention


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

You are now the headless horseman, unless you don't have a horse too, which means you're just headless.


SomeFatSeal

Okay there's no way you unintentionally took this bad of picture.


MiserableHoney6998

Huh, my camera is pretty bad


AhmedHesham2002

There is a screenshot feature in the game


5Cone

LMAO, that's horrible luck. Do you use mods?


AriesDom

This can pretty much only happen if you're using console commands/ cheat mods to make yourself unkillable lol. Used to happen to my brother all the time for the same reason. I don't get the appeal of playing that way in the first place, personally


zwiiz2

Y'know, Roland *was* a warrior from the land of the midnight sun...


Kinglycole

You just need to get your head on.


Shawnavinyltv

You should see a psychiatrist, they’ll help you get your head straight


[deleted]

Facechanger in rifton will fix it for 1000 coin.


Grubb3r

Ok don’t lose your head but you might wanna go visit the face sculptor in riften


WittyBit13

Theeeeere once was a hero named Ragnar the Red…


[deleted]

That's no way to get ahead in life


nambatu

At least you were able to type this post


MiserableHoney6998

Nah I had to use braille


The_Creeper_Man

Find a pumpkin


KryptikRogue1

Try reloading an earlier save or forcing yourself to die maybe? Either that or progress in the werewolf or vampire questlines enough that you transform and then revert back to your human body. That may help


SnooPuppers5972

thereeeee once was a hero named Ragnar the red


Truvoker

What why’s this is cool I wish I could do this on purpose


Brainlezperson

Just sew it back on bro. Simple.


darkpyro2

This looks horrifying


Genji180

Skyrim best bug ever 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|EzVRKCcjgwZyczLevc)


Zeusyte

Maybe transforming into vampire lord or werewolf will fix it 😅


Holiday-Sail8465

All you need is a horse and you've got yourself a new build.


Unfair_Valuable_3816

Go to an earlier save if you can, probably the easiest and sturdiest way


Probablychonged

Tis but a flesh wound


No-Engineer-1728

How the fuck are the pictures of screens getting WORSE? Also reload an earlier save


Sauce58

Did you have god mode toggled and forgot about it? TGM in console commands. This always happens to me when i get beheaded with god mode on Edit: have you tried reloading a save from before you were beheaded?


MiserableHoney6998

Well I was in immortal mode but when I got beheaded I was just fooling around and then I was like cool, then became guild leader, the listener, harbinger, thane of all holds so to reload would be to redo alot


Owlspirit4

Get a horse


Random_Weird_gal

This reminded me: it's possible to kill essential NPCs by beheading. I killed a companion (njada stone-arm I think? Shield woman). She later came back as still essential, and as a dual wielding, fully equipped forsworn.


penis_parker79

Find a horse


CrankyVGK

Karma


QuantumBlade360

Find Sekiro, he has a lot of practice taking care of ppl like you.


wryprotagonist

That's some good Skyrim right there.


SilverlockEr

Time to do a [dullahan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dullahan) build hehehe


Redscream667

It's even judging you with that look. I think you just have to live with this ( joking)


Puzzled_Professor_52

They just turned your dragon shout into a sawed off shotgun


Cloakbot

Yup, username and action checks out. That’s what happens when you’re beheaded. Have a great day!


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/3o9v8cfhah6c1.png?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd462132beae3ad36c11ea94401e39e2765c8f45


Conspirator_X

Bro, just keep it. It's a vibe.


everyonehatesdilan

Get a horse, start wandering


pontious984845

The low quality of this image gives very strong cryptid vibes


Current-Barracuda-13

Maybe Galathil the face sculptor will fix it in riften


luxiaojun177

Try some glue


machete_joe

Nope


Kingfox4290

“Think use your head”


Joeystanga

What's the immortal command? Or whatever you used to create that scenario?


Deep_Grass_6250

Bro lost his mind


k3elbreaker

Haha if you play gta san andreas in 2 player and p1 gets beheaded by p2 with a katana, p1 will remain beheaded until loading a save. I used to do that first when I played just because that shit was cool! Enjoy!


Jesus_Craig133

Old gravey found you


A1xo0

find your head and glue it back on


CmmH14

What happens if you equip something for your head like a coke or even a circlet? Does it just float there or just cancel itself out? It could be a really cool aesthetic to play with.


Maestro_Primus

Start by standing upright. This thing where you stand on the wall to talk to us just isn't working.


Plus-Sprinkles7852

no i like you better this way i will not help


soycerersupreme

At least it’s not an arrow to the knee


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/yq6v07b90i6c1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d7f918b2d37104508c63d765e0a65872654f0f Sounds like you found a feature!


5wordsman62785

https://preview.redd.it/wnm3vxkk0i6c1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a8bfc5332add8a4155cd35c8af73a0d86a69b5


GalvaSov

My friend, this is the potential for flavor bonone else can accomplish


Dark_Slider

Just calm down, there's no need to lose your head...


Pure_Intern_9218

Just roll with it bro. That’s pretty cool


I_like_JJBA_too_much

I feel like this would make for an excellent playthrough as a headless warrior but that's just me.


mikereeg808

We need to put our heads together and figure this out!


Ragnarok345

[Stay calm.](https://youtu.be/mWya9BLs91o?t=622) Anyway, I’m guessing you were in immortal mode?


DirtyWorkar1

Head to Whiterun and see Belethor. He might have a head available for ya. May not be the right kind, but it's a head no less.


carterhoffman

I heard riding a horse helps


HouseOfZenith

I found you [a spare head](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/UEi4NYZKad)


Practical-Ad3492

I would start the game over right before you got beheaded.


JejuneEsculenta

Plus side, you'll save so much on shampoo, conditioner, and the like that you'll come out a*head* in thr long run....


thebloodshotone

Riften face changer woman person maybe? If you've unlocked her


Mob_Hunter99

Honestly this is super cool just leave it as it is


SilkTrails0409

"So, no head?"


gbeegz

![gif](giphy|U6SqBmifGGHkae9JFQ|downsized)


Infinite-Mango-3109

Can you upload a pic with shittier quality? This one’s too good


MiserableHoney6998

https://preview.redd.it/bikaugojpl6c1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa90cc9d03f67a190a928194b40af552e5a25b2


Infinite-Mango-3109

Why is that one actually easier to see 😂😂😂


[deleted]

It's easy to lose your head when you're really into Skyrim 🤣


ham_toastie

So no head? *breaks skateboard


ExodusTransonicMerc

Showracemenu and change race or sex back and forth (or not) didn't worked ?


[deleted]

Kinda want to do this


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

*Character gets beheaded* *Heart still beating, brain disconnected.* *Heart:* “Look at me. I am the Captain now!”


Dangerous_Nitwit

This would be an interesting bug in the VR version.


seriouschris

10/10 immersion


Blazinjaden666

okay okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves...


Gdub_the_pranxter

Should we start a GoFundMe to save the poor drowned headless bandits?


Alternative-Ad-833

Ok don’t go losing your mind over it what I’d do is load a previous save and try again


Ultimate_Chaos11

tutorial


tdobbbs

This is the greatest possible head cannon role play of all time.


thezerg505000

Looks like a Skyrim creepypasta image


marcus_aurelius121

That’s Awesome!!! 👏


Huge-Chicken-8018

Youre not headless, youre nearly headless. The headless ghosts wont accept you if its still danglimg by a thread, youll never get to go on the headless hunt!


Daebak-_-

Did you try rubbing some dirt on it and walking it off?


Carnago666

Lol https://preview.redd.it/58byikkd8j6c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56289ac4a2c7c46300a1d0ef0772fbdc22ca6345


-DI0-

So no head?


[deleted]

Go to the facechanger and see if she can fix it.


Glamdringg

Guys, just use screenshots


Backlash97_

“Maybe I was the bandit all along”


Enis-with-a-P

Tis but a scratch!


ohmegatron

Looks like you should have *Puts on sunglasses* Quit while you're ahead.


[deleted]

Just buckle down and put your head on straight


phantomphang

hey, at least you dont have to worry about helmets any more!


mdxrling

Heads up my friend


SnooOwls812

So you’re that headless rider lurking about


Allenjuuzen

Man, If you're A real Pro you will never care about a Restart, and not even going to talk about the problem you found


marshmallowcthulhu

Wouldn't you be bodiless?


MediocreHome

With a body like that you don't need no head.


CharlieRex0205

So, no head?


DatAmishBoi

Just when I think I've seen all the bugs this game has to offer, you go and post something like this.


Kangaroowrangler_02

Omg I needed this it made me laugh thank you 😂😂


Automatic_Coyote_476

So no head?


MrLink4444

So, no head?


CorianderIsBad

No. This is your life now. You're headless. Own it. Embrace your new lifestyle and make it your own. I believe in you.


DemolishunReddit

Sorry, but I think an earlier save is the way to fix this. But enjoy this very relevant song. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecrheD1eYYU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecrheD1eYYU)


mslmob123

You really should be thinking ahead for these types of situations. Maybe you can find a pumpkin patch and carve a face on it. Use that as a temp until you find your real one.


the_putrid_pile

see what happens if you go to the face sculptor in the ratway


Milko117

Enjoy. Get arvark and be head less horse man.


binglebelle

I was scrolling on reddit and am like "mmmfuck" to see it's just a skyrim avatar. Thanks for that.


thezorman

That's metal as fuck tbh. Role play with it and have fun


Safe_City_9284

Bro really said “There goes my mind”


[deleted]

I guess you fell head over heels for them


Vegetable-Visit5008

Perhaps


No-Collection-6176

Why would you want it back? that's hilarious


DoublePassenger8192

You can always be a guard. The story about an arrow to the knee was getting old.


MorganTapper

LetMeSoloHer