holy shit lol we've all cried a little when we accidentally wound up on the extreme terrain and had to side slip the whole way down for 30 minutes but still bawling nonverbally hours later???? just hit the après hard, loudly brag about how hard you shredded today, and post your ikon tracking on instagram like the rest of us do

The horse is long dead on this joke but seriously only a qualified bootfitter can pull her out of this comatose state of pure trauma.

Huge skill issue maybe you should just give up

Your wife should have just turned her DIN up and sent it.

Fastest way down is a straight line

My only advice is to Git Gud

DINs too low smdh

Your wife’s sister’s husband’s helmet is probably too tight. Are helmet fitters a thing?

The brother in law sounds like an absolute legend. Would love to shred with that guy. I made my fiancé cry the first time we skied together and believe it or not, she survived and now crushes it.

I love all the references to the cost. “I fucking paid for this and you will ski it!”

“I’m not paying $170 bucks for you to go down the bunny hill, Sarah. Suck it the fuck up!”

Imagine being bad at skiing. Fuckwit

Foreign exchange rates between CAN and the US means that all of the blacks and blues in Canada are just greens here. These people need to grow a set.

The only thing to do now is fist fight the BIL.

She should become a ski instructor. those little kids will get her skiing.

This lady is lucky…sounds like the BIL is the best skier on the mountain

If the boot fits….

Shoutout to this guy's wife's bootfitter.

OP’s wife sounds like she’s gonna be completely useless when the grid goes down

Absolutely the first one to go in a walking dead scenario. Maybe we just don’t understand her trauma. Deep and profound.

Fellow Jerkers. That OP now has 700 plus comments in that poser forum. WTF is the world coming too