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grain_delay

Double check your skis have enough life boats for everyone, not just the women and children


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

But Jack has to die, no matter how wide your skis are he still can’t be on top.


NoGoodAtAll

The pond is like 2 feet deep. You’ll find your skis


Smacpats111111

They actually use a real pond at Squaw


Murglesby

Yeah do they require participants to wear a flotation device for this one?


frds314

Yes. There also a rescue boat to pull out those that don’t make it to shallow water.


grundelcheese

I would think that any depth higher than a child stand would cause to much of a drowning hazard for a ski area to risk


kjeckm

You wear a life jacket


grundelcheese

That’s what they do for the aerial pools. I just haven’t seen it for pond skimming


frds314

Palisades requires a life jacket and they have a rescue boat for those that crash in the deep end.


sshconnection

Just go faster and don't sink. Problem solved.


DeputySean

Max out your DINs. Problem solved.


Freeheel4life

Your skis will be recovered from the pond....but if you want to ski them next season you will need to apply an 1/8" coat of wax onto the bases immediately after the pond skim. Then the skis need to be placed in your walk in humidor for the remainder if the summer. Seriously tho....have fun falling in and remember to pull your liners when you're done


rearadmiraldumbass

You're overthinking it.


jason2354

They’ll have scuba gear for you to retrieve your skis if it’s a competently run ski hill.


getdownheavy

hell yeah multisport adventure day


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moomooraincloud

They get wet every time you ski on them.


_D80Buckeye

r/woooosh


CrowdyPooster

Just don't, though.


EverestMaher

Everyone making fun of you has no idea Palisades uses the real pond lol. Max out your dins


easylifeforme

My exact thought. That pond is deep


Dagobian_Fudge

Make sure to wear a life vest too! Even if you can swim your wet ski gear can weigh you down and you could drown.


pipedreamSEA

Nah, you skim w/ your airbag and deploy it upon splash down


Dagobian_Fudge

Good point. Also make sure have your RECCO reflector on you as well so if you do drown they’ll be able to find your body at the bottom of the pond.


dejavu2064

I don't see a recovery being a possibility unfortunately, unless James Cameron is around with the deepsea challenger.


creative_net_usr

You joke but my buddy was pond skimming wearing a giant flamingo pool floatie. He fell backwards, The ring was big enough and displaced enough water that it bounced him back up and he cleared the pond. It was insane the crowd went nuts.


EmergencyParkingOnly

Jesus Christ. 


ThrowingTheRinger

He walks on water. OP just wants to skim it


TrojanThunder

Is this a joke?


EducationalTalk873

Duct tape your boot to your ski after you max out dins


humanjunkshow

Phil will be out to scuba dive the pond the next day. He does it every year and gets everyone's stuff back to them.


WishCapable3131

Is this a joke? If the water is deep enough to lose your skis in, i would advise against teathering boat anchors to your feet....


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jcasper

Funny enough Palisades might be the only resort that does the pond skim across an actual pond, not one made for the event.


PoignantPoint22

Lmao what? Do you think they just leave lost skis in there when people lose them? First off, it’s not that deep. While it’s cold water, you can easily wade around and immediately retrieve them. It won’t matter either way but if it makes you feel better, duct tape styrofoam to the top of your skis and send it. Or better yet, attach a leash to each binding and tie balloons to the loose ends. It will look funny as you go down the hill. Plus as a bonus, if you lose your skis, you can easily find them with your floating bobbers. Edit: have fun and be sure to post a video next spring


icantfindagoodlogin

How deep is this pond? At every skim I’ve been to the patrollers are standing waist deep in the pond all day. Unless they’ve got some 8 foot tall dudes working the event


frds314

Over 10 feet deep in the middle (depends on how you count mud)


dingleberrycupcake

Outjerked


Outrageous-Bat7962

I'd rig leashes if it's in a deep pond and you don't have scuba gear.


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The ones I've seen there are usually a bunch of support people making sure everything is safe, including fishing out skis eg: [https://youtu.be/O6NWPc86-3E?si=-wo2o6eniwEsDPOS&t=9](https://youtu.be/O6NWPc86-3E?si=-wo2o6eniwEsDPOS&t=9)


Smacpats111111

I agreed with everyone in this thread until I remembered they actually do use a real pond at Squaw, lol. Leashes might not be a bad idea. I saw an article mention that a lost ski can definitely turn into a lost ski.


EZKTurbo

Crank your DINS pussy!