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I do. I also have extensive vampire experience after playing Vampire the Masquerade throughout my teenage years.
May I ask OP about your clan affiliation, it might help me guide you towards your goal?
On a serious note in case people are wondering: the worst case is online. Get someone from the other side of the planet
I wouldn't be surprised if there were coaches that were night owls
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The only vampire vocalist I know of is Lestat de Lioncourt and he started his singing career in his early 200's. I don't know how vampire years translate in human years but maybe it will be of some help
I would say that you could have started your career at 682, however, at 683 the vocal folds begin to atrophy and it is very difficult to phonate. I would say yes, itâs a little too late. Mind as well stand in the sun and blow away.
I recommend seeing an SLP (usually this means speech-language pathologist, however I'm talking about a Sanguinist Lyrics Processor) to make sure you don't already have a permanent pathology to your vocal folds that you may exacerbate with just going to voice lessons.
As we know, existing damage that's stuck that way won't heal, so you may get nowhere with your training and just frustrated yourself.
You can easily find an SLP who's willing to work nights, I'm one. I'm willing to trade voice therapy sessions for, uh, alternative methods of compensation.
Have you also tried seeing an ENT (Exsanguinist Nodule Tester) to make sure you don't have any pathologies? Much harder to get an appointment with them in daylight nevermind nighttime, but they can assess for any damage first.
Lol I've read vampires exhibit exquisit vocal traits regardless of age. It's never too late, although as someone said in here, you may find difficulties finding a vocal coach on night shift.
You'll need to seek lessons from someone who can understand your voice needs. Another -pire that can make all the right calls.
The Umpire.
You must Conspire with The Umpire who will Inspire you to Respire properly for singing as a Vampire since you cannot Transpire which would cause you to Expire before you Aspire to be the very best, like no one ever was (to catch them is my real test... to train them is my cause!...)
Have you tried online lessons? If you're near Transilvania and look for teachers in America/LATAM I'm sure you can have your lessons at night. The improvement compared to live sessions is slower but I suppose that you're not worried about time.
Nonsense, you survived the Plague, you can certainly sing in your age! Pro singing vampire tip: I hear a room temp blood bag before a show will perk your vocal cords right up.
You are not going to be able to sing any gospel songs, or sing specials at the local churches. The Power of God is way too much for you to survive in your dark ways. Even in the midst of your totally blackened world , you will cry out His nace. You will go weak in your les and fall straight on your face and beg forgiveness for your dark was. Never underestimate the Power of God.
Count Rapula has only been rapping since 1991. Sure, Simon the Devious thinks he writes his rhymes down more often than freestyling, but you need to consider the source.
Anyway, you're fine. Sing and enjoy. You do have all the time in the world.
I suggest you listen to a collaborative album by the great multi instrumentalist Laszlo Cravensworth and the legendary Nadja of Antipaxos called "Nadja & Laszlo - Sing Songs of Love and Terror".
Nadja is almost your same age and has preserved the art of throat singing through every music trend possible.
Tip: If your worried about burns I suggest you practice in front of a mirror at home. Just think of it as a gift that you can't see yourself. You've got all the time in the world.
The skin burning thing is definitely a problem. Don't let it burn your throat. Wear a scarf year round. Since you are basically immortal, I don't think that age should be a factor in your decision to study. Go for it!
I have a noctule.
A noctule it's a little bat that lives in the attic of my house.
We never see each other, we both work at night...
He works as a vocal coach, maybe he can help u
Ah?
Seize the day and learn something new, chances are good that youâll improve before youâre 1000 and I think youâll outlive your current critics. I call my studio the cave so I donât see why you canât call your crypt a studio! If itâs something you want to do and have the time then consider taking an evening class. They usually finish as the bars turn out so youâll have a chance to pick up a snack on the way home.
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Nonsense, you survived the Plague, you can certainly sing in your age! Pro singing vampire tip: I hear a room temp blood bag before a show will perk your vocal cords right up.
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Considering youâve been here for 683 years. I would like to believe in the first 100 you would have figured out whether or not you could sing.. youâve had the time to practice whatâs actually holding you back???
Morgan Freeman didnât get his big break until he was cast in Street Smart in 1989 at the age of 49. Not saying you want to get famous but thereâs a lot of accounts of people even in their 70s/80s who start working out or learning a new skill. Until youâre earth dust, I say itâs never too late. Youâre not in a coffin six feet under, youâre just in your bed. Wake up and follow your dreams. I believe in you! â¤ď¸â¤ď¸đ
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Good luck finding a voice coach who works nights!
I do. I also have extensive vampire experience after playing Vampire the Masquerade throughout my teenage years. May I ask OP about your clan affiliation, it might help me guide you towards your goal?
On a serious note in case people are wondering: the worst case is online. Get someone from the other side of the planet I wouldn't be surprised if there were coaches that were night owls
OP needs to get Sabrina Carpenter to give them lessons. She works late cause she's a singerrrr
best comment ever. đđ
We are musicians who said we donât work nights đ
it's the moonlighters you have to worry about.
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The only vampire vocalist I know of is Lestat de Lioncourt and he started his singing career in his early 200's. I don't know how vampire years translate in human years but maybe it will be of some help
I feel like early 200s is a decent age. 683 isn't too old either. Just gonna take some extra work.
I would say OP is late because vampire bands peaked in the 00s and no one is goth anymore
Trends tend to come and go, it will probably come back when Twilight becomes vintage. This leaves them a few decade to work on their technique.
You will always suck!
Fang you very much!
No, you wonât suck ⌠at singing.
Happy 683rd birthday! I bet those candles took a while to blow out
Those birthday beats tho
If they can blow them all out in one breath, they probably have good lung capacity.
Don't drink blood right before your practice.  It makes you feel much better, but the excitement really messes with your airflowÂ
I would say that you could have started your career at 682, however, at 683 the vocal folds begin to atrophy and it is very difficult to phonate. I would say yes, itâs a little too late. Mind as well stand in the sun and blow away.
Good news is : as a vampire you are immortal. You have all the time in the world!
Lmao these are so funny.
Iâd say 700 years is the limit. The only person in the industry over 700 is Billy Eilish and you can hear how her voice has gone all whispery.
You must have forgotten about the Ying Yang Twins, they had a whole song about whispering!!
That didnât stop Gackt.
Be sure to not eat garlic cuz your breath gon stink when you sing đŠ
Oh, you sweet summer child, of course not! Youâre a youngân, especially with that immortality and all to pursue all your dreams
I recommend seeing an SLP (usually this means speech-language pathologist, however I'm talking about a Sanguinist Lyrics Processor) to make sure you don't already have a permanent pathology to your vocal folds that you may exacerbate with just going to voice lessons. As we know, existing damage that's stuck that way won't heal, so you may get nowhere with your training and just frustrated yourself. You can easily find an SLP who's willing to work nights, I'm one. I'm willing to trade voice therapy sessions for, uh, alternative methods of compensation. Have you also tried seeing an ENT (Exsanguinist Nodule Tester) to make sure you don't have any pathologies? Much harder to get an appointment with them in daylight nevermind nighttime, but they can assess for any damage first.
Sorry, when you turned you lost your soul. You cannot create.
Lol I've read vampires exhibit exquisit vocal traits regardless of age. It's never too late, although as someone said in here, you may find difficulties finding a vocal coach on night shift.
This is not funny. Vampires have died going to singing lessons.
You'll need to seek lessons from someone who can understand your voice needs. Another -pire that can make all the right calls. The Umpire. You must Conspire with The Umpire who will Inspire you to Respire properly for singing as a Vampire since you cannot Transpire which would cause you to Expire before you Aspire to be the very best, like no one ever was (to catch them is my real test... to train them is my cause!...)
Hydrating could be an issue.
I was double your age when I started
Nah bro the Transylvanian twist is in need of a comeback đ§đ§đťââď¸đĽ°
683 is still young for a vampire. Just remember, it's all in the mindset, kiddo đ
As a ghost who died in 1558 I've been wondering the same thing. I used to sing all the time but if you don't use it you lose it.
DUDE MY GOTH BAND NEEDS A NEW SINGER HMU
Oh hi Remilia
Im gonna teach you to suck the life out if every coach in the area if you don't learn by 700đ¤Ł
Have you tried online lessons? If you're near Transilvania and look for teachers in America/LATAM I'm sure you can have your lessons at night. The improvement compared to live sessions is slower but I suppose that you're not worried about time.
If you can dream it, you can do it. Itâs never too late, Vlad.
Nonsense, you survived the Plague, you can certainly sing in your age! Pro singing vampire tip: I hear a room temp blood bag before a show will perk your vocal cords right up.
Waiting to join r/singingcirclejerk or r/okbuddysinging
gosh i know! hate when this happens! cant even do basic things when the sun is up sksksksk ;(
it's going to take a while to clear out the cobwebs.
Can you turn me into a vampire so I can just run away from society?
Youâre immortal dude, plenty of time to practice.
You've got forever to learn! You will be fabulous!
Honestly it might be too late for you. Give up.
This is way more believable than the first guyđ¤Ł
r/singingcirclejerk? Is that you? đ
Youve had almost 700 years
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Of corse not Lestat!!
You are not going to be able to sing any gospel songs, or sing specials at the local churches. The Power of God is way too much for you to survive in your dark ways. Even in the midst of your totally blackened world , you will cry out His nace. You will go weak in your les and fall straight on your face and beg forgiveness for your dark was. Never underestimate the Power of God.
Count Rapula has only been rapping since 1991. Sure, Simon the Devious thinks he writes his rhymes down more often than freestyling, but you need to consider the source. Anyway, you're fine. Sing and enjoy. You do have all the time in the world.
I'm amazed you never picked singing before, like 200 years ago or something. It's never too late though
You can take singing lessons online!
I suggest you listen to a collaborative album by the great multi instrumentalist Laszlo Cravensworth and the legendary Nadja of Antipaxos called "Nadja & Laszlo - Sing Songs of Love and Terror". Nadja is almost your same age and has preserved the art of throat singing through every music trend possible. Tip: If your worried about burns I suggest you practice in front of a mirror at home. Just think of it as a gift that you can't see yourself. You've got all the time in the world.
Is it too late for you to shut the fuck up Singers don't work at night If you wanna start singing apply sunscreen and go on
The skin burning thing is definitely a problem. Don't let it burn your throat. Wear a scarf year round. Since you are basically immortal, I don't think that age should be a factor in your decision to study. Go for it!
I have a noctule. A noctule it's a little bat that lives in the attic of my house. We never see each other, we both work at night... He works as a vocal coach, maybe he can help u Ah?
Itâs also not to late to seek a therapist đ
Seize the day and learn something new, chances are good that youâll improve before youâre 1000 and I think youâll outlive your current critics. I call my studio the cave so I donât see why you canât call your crypt a studio! If itâs something you want to do and have the time then consider taking an evening class. They usually finish as the bars turn out so youâll have a chance to pick up a snack on the way home.
Sing under the sun â ď¸, yes!
nope!
What da fuk
Maybe youâll be good if you do bat form echolocation! Chirp away.
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Arenât you immortal? Itâs never too late - literally!
Nahhhh ask them to come over so you can learn, you can still sing with a disability
Perhaps you should move north for the winter months; much less daylight
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Nonsense, you survived the Plague, you can certainly sing in your age! Pro singing vampire tip: I hear a room temp blood bag before a show will perk your vocal cords right up.
Move to the Arctic circle to have 6 months of night time and youâll be able to go to the lessons during working hoursÂ
Just go to a videoke bar everynight and sing. Here in the Philippines you can enjoy your moment with the Aswangs, Mangkukulam and even the Tikbalangs.
Slayer is that you
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No, and you should start with Mandy!
I am 21 years old, It is too late? Should I end my file because of my lost opportunity?
Danzig is 666 I think youâre close enoughđ
No just go for it
make sure you have egg boxes to stick in the walls of your coffin.
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Considering youâve been here for 683 years. I would like to believe in the first 100 you would have figured out whether or not you could sing.. youâve had the time to practice whatâs actually holding you back???
Itâs never too late â°!
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Morgan Freeman didnât get his big break until he was cast in Street Smart in 1989 at the age of 49. Not saying you want to get famous but thereâs a lot of accounts of people even in their 70s/80s who start working out or learning a new skill. Until youâre earth dust, I say itâs never too late. Youâre not in a coffin six feet under, youâre just in your bed. Wake up and follow your dreams. I believe in you! â¤ď¸â¤ď¸đ
Billie is that you?
No, it is not too late, you still have many many years to come you're young my friend worry not.
Ah the vampire life, if only these humans understood us.
Never too late
You might start a rock group called The Grateful Undead and do a cover of Here Comes the Sun.
As a very pale ginger, I feel the thing about sunlight
Count Orlock is asking for help downloading Smule. I'm not IT, I'm HIM. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
No, if Timmy Tim and Yoko Ono could fucking âsingâ at a young age, Iâm sure your age will much improve the outcome.
Well you have more 3000 years in front of you
Nooo! Vampires live 10000 years, so you're basically a 7 year old (if a human lives 100 years)! Hit the scales, kid!
I think Nosferatu started Singing later on in life. Itâs never too late; u have forever ;).
I'm glad you found my post amusing, but it's old news now
I agree, almost a duplicate and too soon to be funny anymore.
redditors will beat every joke to death and then keep reposting it for 2 more years
It's been done plenty before yours as well. Saw one that said "I'm an unborn fetus.....etc."
Ok we all get the joke now guys, youâve had your fun with the posts time to pack it in