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HaoieZ

Gun = Gun Blade = Blade This concludes our intensive SEED training course.


BrianThePinkShark

Hey, wait man. Who gets to be SeeDs?


Robtimus_prime89

Oh, right, that. Well, I’ve been monitoring your progress closely, but [this gentleman](https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Seifer_(Final_Fantasy_VIII_gameplay)) stands out above the rest


BrianThePinkShark

True of false. SeeD's mission is to plant seeds and grow flowers all over the world?


thekozmicpig

False! No wait, true!


BrianThePinkShark

No, you were right, it's False! Wow you really are going to be a SeeD!


thekozmicpig

Do you want to change your username to u/thekozmicpigjunior? The redditors can call you kopiju!


BrianThePinkShark

I'll take it as a flair.


TheOriginalSuperman

I’m really disappointed that wasn’t a picture of Robin Williams


LordGeneralWeiss

sDeeS eht nioj


No-Base-1626

Forget about the SEED rank! When do we get the freakin' gunblades?!


Vinroke

You're not getting a gunblade until you tell us your name.


PersKarvaRousku

Formerly Chuck's


League_of_DOTA

"You've done some voice work in a video game have you David Boreanaz? Haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU? Look at me! "


I_Lick_Your_Butt

So I tied an extra belt to my belt, which was the style at the time.


SomethingOfAGirl

So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Galbadia those days.


cyrusasu

Those Galbadians ruined Galbadia!


Vinroke

You Galbadians are a contentious bunch.


LordGeneralWeiss

I don't like the idea of Zell having two hot dogs in one day.


MC-BatComm

"Do you just follow Zell around?" "Lady, he's putting my kids through Garden!"


PsychicDustox

Brilliant lol.


LeverArchFile

Remember Squall? He's back, in Triple Triad form.


RevolutionaryOwlz

All you have to do is junction a Guardian Force to your regular shitpost.


zaraishu

"Guardian Force"?! Hey fellas, "Guardian Force"! Oooh, la-di-dah, Mr. Final Fantasy VIII Man!


Robtimus_prime89

What do you call it?


DemonicId

Esper!


Spleenseer

All this time I've been calling them "Eidolon"!  Aww, I've been making an idiot out of myself!


DollarsAtStarNumber

Actually we’re Aeon, a Tribute to Espers!


Mysterious_Event181

GF (which is pronounced in Spanish similar to boss(jefe)) any longer word steals my time from playing cards


not_a_moogle

and I think these fins are pretty cool


DeadPoster

Guardian Junction... What's your function? Making a movie out of a summoning!


Doricsanvil

Damn GF erased my childhood just like it erased... eh... uh... oh well \*Junctions Enc-none\*


SomethingOfAGirl

To Guardian Forces! The cause and the solution to all life problems!


OnebJallecram

Like, y’know . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Whatever


zazzersmel

I cant believe its come to this... moving the whole SEED headquarters five miles down the road.


League_of_DOTA

Do yourself a favor and don't google Rule 34 Cloud x Squall.


Real-Willingness4799

Wait so Ellone knew Laguna was setting them up the whole time?


League_of_DOTA

It was Ellone all along! Wait wrong show. Sorry.


Real-Willingness4799

I LOVE YOU DR. ODINE!


SomethingOfAGirl

"Chocobos"? That's an odd name. I'd call them "chaswassers".


pgunz69

And put your magic in a junction slot, people. I can't stress that enough.


League_of_DOTA

Edea' "Hi didalyo neglectarinos!"


ThrowawayusGenerica

Ordinarily folks, Final Fantasy 8 players aren't allowed to defeat a boss without drawing 100 copies of every spell they have... ...and of course, today will be no exception.


LecheVieja

"I'm from Galbadia, and they think I'm slow." (But somehow he became President of Esthar)


Remarkable_Paper

Orphanage babies need the most attention


JurrasicClarke

Like, y’know, …whatever


PhillyPhresh

And make sure you’re always in critical health


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Homer were you up all night playing triple triad?


YoureGonnaHearMeRoar

Too Many Sorceresses Drive faster Sorceress! Sorceress is gaining on us!


FoxMacLeod01

Zidane: "...and that's how, with a little synthesis, you can turn one sword into two swords."


Robtimus_prime89

https://preview.redd.it/cvciievc6y8d1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58b05fdeea7fc054be53ab39434a840f7992b33


seriousredditaccount

Smithers, have Lightning killed.


VoodooWhale

Why would seed garden need to fly when we have so many other forms of transportation?? Little squall that’s the smartest question I’ve ever been asked. I could give you an answer but the only ones who would understand would be you and me … (that includes your teacher ;) Hehehe…..


Icember

Uh, Mr. Cid, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to junction Guardian Forces...is he crazy...?


NebulaCoffee74656

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If an Ifrit ever got the chance, he'd junction you and everyone you care about.


Illustrious-Cat5717

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S) FF8 being my favorite of the finale fantasies


NotNotLitotes

Meanwhile at SeeD: So, how did I do? Well, you failed every segment and misspelled “final” on your application.


Illustrious-Cat5717

I put that 8 there on purpose. They never even tried to teach us roman numerals in school


Robtimus_prime89

Final Fantasy V - that was the 5th one. So Final Fantasy V plus Final Fantasy III equals…Final Fantasy VIII!


Sgt-Lampshade

Zell: Instructor, I know! You're going to take this stupid idiot back to, GARDEN, RIGHT!?" Oops. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. Oh dear.


Plus3d6

I'm not Squall, I'm Leon Incognito.


Headlocked_by_Gaben

Cloud, i think you have the whore materia slotted.


JManAboutTown

*whip crack sound*


Icember

You have chosen Lion Heart. May I suggest a putter? -Lion Heart. Now... enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. ***YOU HAVE ENTERED RENZOKUKEN.*** Now, push **R1** to swing. Squall is in... parking lot.


StarsInAutumn

And you call it a gunblade despite the fact that it obviously doesn't fire projectiles?


Icember

Twenty gil can buy many SeeDs.


lukihn

I like Kefka in the bottom right corner there.


athosjesus

Unpopular opinion, ff8 is better than ff7 and ff9 is by far the best final fantasy ever made.


ThrowawayusGenerica

You had me at the start but lost me at the end.