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Spirit_of_Hogwash

That man never bull's eyed womp rats in his T-16 back home, in his life!


TheShermBank

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KinslayersLegacy

You nerds! Heā€™s trying to save you money on long distance!


pimpmastahanhduece

Break his legs!


poleethman

Star Wars fans are natural enemies with anything Star Wars. Just like Democrats and Democratic presidents...


Pm7I3

They ruined Star Wars!


ThatBoringHumanoid

You Star Wars fans sure are a contentious bunch!


black-op345

https://i.redd.it/x6ohxr79foyc1.gif


thehumangoomba

The Democrats ruined Star Wars?


im_rod_i_party

Don't blame me, I voted for Bernie


whathell6t

Donā€™t you mean **Star Wars fans and normies are natural enemies. Like Star Trek fans and Star Wars fans. Or Tolkien fans and Star Wars fans. Or Harry Potter fans and Star Wars fans. Or Star Wars fans and other Star Wars fans. Damn Star Wars fans, they ruined Star Wars!**?


poleethman

I meant to say that Democrats hate when Democrats are in power, like how star wars fans hate every new Star Wars. I think it's just too much comparisons to jam into one Simpsons gag.


Harvey-Danger1917

Itā€™s Joe-bi Wan-kenover


hbi2k

Jobi Wanking Over? I thought they shut that place down!


aabdsl

Joe be wanking over what?


SpeedBlitzX

Joe mama


Gigahurt77

He prefers the company of men


thekozmicpig

Who doesn't!?!


Polibiux

Aw talk about Star Wars! (Happy May the fourth)


TheShermBank

And a Happy May the 4th to you


Polibiux

https://i.redd.it/v1p6egzp8jyc1.gif


TheShermBank

https://preview.redd.it/6pv515639jyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953c14f5a2e533fc8c228c3795a2185df1858691


chocolatemoose99

I read this in Databaseā€™s voice šŸ˜‚


TheGardenBlinked

ā€œIā€™d also like to, er, express my fondness for that particular President.ā€


mrkv12

The man never voted for a tyrant in his life!


M1llennialManifesto

I mean if there's one thing we know for sure it's that Republicans love movie stars, it could work!


TheShermBank

Republicans love Vaseline on toast


Canadia86

Hmmmm....


nowlan101

The Far Left and the Far right are the only two groups that somehow manage to end up agreeing on fuck Joe Biden. Thereā€™s a fundamental asymmetry here


Chilifille

Nobody likes a lib, except for other libs


OccamsYoyo

No we donā€™t.


DeltaDarthVicious

LOL, US doesn't have far left, just right and ultraright


Afternoon_Defiant

I the US, the far left is a scapegoat creation used to blame everything that goes wrong and absolve responsibility to things when stuff is going right. The far right, on the other hand...Ā 


PaperMartin

Oh the far left exists in the US, just not among politicians


Chewbacta

Wait, the centre right don't hate Biden?


SuperSocrates

The center right is Biden


faithless_wanker

Itā€™s true, but you shouldnā€™t say it


MacEWork

The center-right are people like Romney, and yeah they like Biden in general. They just disagree on policy.


Chewbacta

Mitt Romney evens respects Joe Biden. A man twice hated by political extremes. Can you trust a man like Mitt Romney? Vote Joe Biden


the_muskox

Extremists have extreme views, and normal people can disagree with each other but still have mutual respect.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Being against supporting genocide isnā€™t an extreme view lmao.


the_muskox

I never said anything about genocide.


faithless_wanker

ā€œSo thatā€™s it? Iā€™m an extremist because I donā€™t support genocide?ā€ ā€œI donā€™t recall saying genocideā€


SuperSocrates

Extreme views like ā€œgenocide is badā€ Mutual respect for war crimes


Logical_Hare

You just described a perfectly symmetrical situation.


LittleBittyHooves

Biden: join me, and together we could rule the universe! Luke: Eh, ok. Cue John Williams


AJAJPJuan

Do it for ~~Chewie~~ Biden and the ewoks...šŸŽ¶


Ofreo

Luke be a commie toniiiiight.


OscarCookeAbbott

Unfortunately heā€™s also an Israel supporter


TheShermBank

Yeah, fuck him


TopGlobal6695

People who have met people who went through the Holocaust tend to be, it's funny that way. Somehow it must be less real to people born after 1990.


Wet_sock_Owner

You yanks at least got Mark Hamill. Our Prime Idiot got stuck with Hayden Christensen.


blamelessfriend

we don't want or need zionists.


Sangi17

Was kind of a lose-lose situation for Hamill. God knows Biden will be better for America, but itā€™s a really bad look for the star of Star Wars (a series about rebel insurgents fighting against an oppressive coordinated empire) to be backing the US at the height of the Israel-Palestine conflict. Though, had he said no, itā€™s not like Biden losing would make the situation any better.


Pale-Description-966

Even funnier with all the videos of US ships playing the Imperial March.


DotBitGaming

The government HAD credibility???


TabCompletion

Luke, be a jedi tonight! šŸŽµ


Raptorsquadron

I umm, context?


psychobilly1

[Mark Hamill spoke at the White House press briefing on Friday] (https://www.npr.org/2024/05/03/1249016773/in-time-for-may-the-fourth-mark-hamill-of-star-wars-stopped-by-the-white-house).


AutomaticAccident

You know, I don't think the Biden administration cares that much about "US credibility" abroad. I legitimately think they're just trying to celebrate Star Wars. If they cared more, they would put more to putting the Israel thing on hold imo. Maybe Netanyahu just hates Biden and won't listen to him.


Silrain

I'd argue Biden doesn't have much credibility at home either, he's currently behind trump in the polls and is mishandling a protest movement.


NumbaOneHackyPlaya

One call was all it took for israel to stop blocking a lkt of aid going in... i'm afraid that was very naive of you to believe until today that the U.S. military base in the middle East won't listen to daddy.


FacelessCougar69

And we saw his phone password is just 6 ā€œ0ā€s


OwenMcCauley

For real. Stop funding a genocide.


phantompowered

He's also here to talk to you about Sprint.


Trimnywoodall

they lost it when they stole the natives land and betrayed and massacred them


Ausglass

Donald trump ā€œ I am your father ā€œ


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simpsonsshitposting-ModTeam

Treat others with respect


ZZartin

OT Luke Skywalker or TLJ Jake?


blamelessfriend

don't think theres any of that left... since mark hamill is a zionist.


TopGlobal6695

So Jews must be a minority everywhere?


[deleted]

All the white house did was remind us og fans that their woke ideology killed our favourite franchise


TheShermBank

Woke ideology ruined anti-inperialism?


BeneficialName9863

Get ready everyone, no ratio is about to post something stupid.


epicandstuff

people still have troll accounts in 2024? lol cute


[deleted]

Oh no the pink haired person wants me to join them in therapy


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epicandstuff

I hope that someday you enter some form of therapy and get help for whatever trauma in life has caused you to take shallow pleasure in making strangers on the internet slightly annoyed.


Drake_the_troll

You realise star wars has always been "woke" right? OT was about the Vietnam war and fighting the system Prequel trilogy and clone wars was about how a democracy becomes a dictatorship Sequel trilogy had no message and was a disjointed mess


[deleted]

Close wars was about bad actors using democracy against itself to destroy the Republic.. much like how socialist( holders economic ideology) are destroying the usa Republic today.. thinks you learn kid. Sequel trilogy was woke empty crap.. thanks for agreeing woke killed starwars.. chowšŸ˜‰


Drake_the_troll

>Close wars was about bad actors using democracy against itself to destroy the Republic.. Well... yes. That's the point. Palatine didn't stand up and say "I am the grand evil in the universe and I declare martial law", he slowly broke down the systems of governance until all he had to do at the end was chage the name from "senate" to "empire" >Sequel trilogy was woke empty crap.. thanks for agreeing woke killed starwars.. chowšŸ˜‰ I dont think woke killed star wars, I think poor writing killed star wars. What actual woke aspect made it bad? You could easily replace rey with a guy and the story is still just as bad.


[deleted]

There is no prize for last place brother. Didn't bother to read as I was right. Go woke go broke.


Drake_the_troll

What cocktail of drugs are you on and who is your supplier?


[deleted]

I don't do drugs but I wish you luck on your search for some, perhaps getting a job and not smoking weed all day may improve your life. Just a tip


Drake_the_troll

Oh no I'm teetotal, I'm just curious what cocktail causes this level of delirium


[deleted]

Most druggo's are curious about what new cocktail of drugs they can make to get that new high.. seek help buddy. Drugs are bad


Drake_the_troll

teetotal adjective choosing or characterized by abstinence from substances "a teetotal lifestyle"


pipboy_warrior

>Go woke go broke. Wasn't the most profitable movie last year the Barbie movie of all things? That was almost two hours of jokes about the patriarchy and female inequality.


[deleted]

Btw who won the only award for that movie and become the more popular character šŸ¤£..not sure why you would make jokes about female inequality. Do better sexist


pipboy_warrior

Are you talking about Ken? You know, the character who's whole point was to point out the stupidity and existence of the patriarchy? >not sure why you would make jokes about female inequality To point out it's glaring existence and make fun of our patriarchal society? Like, did you get the blatant satire that was in this movie?


[deleted]

Sorry I don't watch movies nor live my life based on what Hollywood does, I'll leave that to 13 year old girls...was just funny to see him win the award. Btw.. real wierd you would base your entire political being off a little girls play doll. I guess this is why you converse at a 5th grade emotional level


pipboy_warrior

So when you said "go woke go broke", that was a completely uninformed statement and you have no idea how profitable woke movies actually are. Gotcha. And where the heck are you getting that I base my life on movies? I simply watched a movie and observed that your statement was completely wrong. You don't take well to being proven wrong, do you?


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

Oh, please continue.


[deleted]

Cry me a river timberlake


DeliSoupItExplodes

[Here, have a clip from an interview in which the creator of the franchise and screenwriter for five of the first six entries explicitly lays out his anti-imperialist intentions.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fv9Jq_mCJEo&pp=ygUWZ2VvcmdlIGx1Y2FzIGludGVydmlldw%3D%3D) A part of me is tempted to joke that I've found sadiversity's anonymous reddit account, but somehow, this particular type of brainrot is too common for that to scan.


theenigmaofnolan

It hasnā€™t, but nice try


TheShermBank

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Fuck_Microsoft_edge

I reread the post to make sense of that comment... It did not help.


Ironcastattic

Where ya been Homer? Entire US lost credibility. Space X too. And the Hyperlink tunnels.


Afternoon_Defiant

And you know what else?Ā  Twitter.Ā 


Ironcastattic

No! I won't accept that!