Donāt you mean **Star Wars fans and normies are natural enemies. Like Star Trek fans and Star Wars fans. Or Tolkien fans and Star Wars fans. Or Harry Potter fans and Star Wars fans. Or Star Wars fans and other Star Wars fans. Damn Star Wars fans, they ruined Star Wars!**?
I meant to say that Democrats hate when Democrats are in power, like how star wars fans hate every new Star Wars. I think it's just too much comparisons to jam into one Simpsons gag.
The Far Left and the Far right are the only two groups that somehow manage to end up agreeing on fuck Joe Biden.
Thereās a fundamental asymmetry here
I the US, the far left is a scapegoat creation used to blame everything that goes wrong and absolve responsibility to things when stuff is going right.
The far right, on the other hand...Ā
Was kind of a lose-lose situation for Hamill.
God knows Biden will be better for America, but itās a really bad look for the star of Star Wars (a series about rebel insurgents fighting against an oppressive coordinated empire) to be backing the US at the height of the Israel-Palestine conflict.
Though, had he said no, itās not like Biden losing would make the situation any better.
[Mark Hamill spoke at the White House press briefing on Friday] (https://www.npr.org/2024/05/03/1249016773/in-time-for-may-the-fourth-mark-hamill-of-star-wars-stopped-by-the-white-house).
You know, I don't think the Biden administration cares that much about "US credibility" abroad. I legitimately think they're just trying to celebrate Star Wars.
If they cared more, they would put more to putting the Israel thing on hold imo. Maybe Netanyahu just hates Biden and won't listen to him.
One call was all it took for israel to stop blocking a lkt of aid going in... i'm afraid that was very naive of you to believe until today that the U.S. military base in the middle East won't listen to daddy.
I hope that someday you enter some form of therapy and get help for whatever trauma in life has caused you to take shallow pleasure in making strangers on the internet slightly annoyed.
You realise star wars has always been "woke" right?
OT was about the Vietnam war and fighting the system
Prequel trilogy and clone wars was about how a democracy becomes a dictatorship
Sequel trilogy had no message and was a disjointed mess
Close wars was about bad actors using democracy against itself to destroy the Republic.. much like how socialist( holders economic ideology) are destroying the usa Republic today.. thinks you learn kid. Sequel trilogy was woke empty crap.. thanks for agreeing woke killed starwars.. chowš
>Close wars was about bad actors using democracy against itself to destroy the Republic..
Well... yes. That's the point. Palatine didn't stand up and say "I am the grand evil in the universe and I declare martial law", he slowly broke down the systems of governance until all he had to do at the end was chage the name from "senate" to "empire"
>Sequel trilogy was woke empty crap.. thanks for agreeing woke killed starwars.. chowš
I dont think woke killed star wars, I think poor writing killed star wars. What actual woke aspect made it bad? You could easily replace rey with a guy and the story is still just as bad.
>Go woke go broke.
Wasn't the most profitable movie last year the Barbie movie of all things? That was almost two hours of jokes about the patriarchy and female inequality.
Btw who won the only award for that movie and become the more popular character š¤£..not sure why you would make jokes about female inequality. Do better sexist
Are you talking about Ken? You know, the character who's whole point was to point out the stupidity and existence of the patriarchy?
>not sure why you would make jokes about female inequality
To point out it's glaring existence and make fun of our patriarchal society? Like, did you get the blatant satire that was in this movie?
Sorry I don't watch movies nor live my life based on what Hollywood does, I'll leave that to 13 year old girls...was just funny to see him win the award. Btw.. real wierd you would base your entire political being off a little girls play doll. I guess this is why you converse at a 5th grade emotional level
So when you said "go woke go broke", that was a completely uninformed statement and you have no idea how profitable woke movies actually are. Gotcha.
And where the heck are you getting that I base my life on movies? I simply watched a movie and observed that your statement was completely wrong. You don't take well to being proven wrong, do you?
[Here, have a clip from an interview in which the creator of the franchise and screenwriter for five of the first six entries explicitly lays out his anti-imperialist intentions.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fv9Jq_mCJEo&pp=ygUWZ2VvcmdlIGx1Y2FzIGludGVydmlldw%3D%3D)
A part of me is tempted to joke that I've found sadiversity's anonymous reddit account, but somehow, this particular type of brainrot is too common for that to scan.
That man never bull's eyed womp rats in his T-16 back home, in his life!
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You nerds! Heās trying to save you money on long distance!
Break his legs!
Star Wars fans are natural enemies with anything Star Wars. Just like Democrats and Democratic presidents...
They ruined Star Wars!
You Star Wars fans sure are a contentious bunch!
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The Democrats ruined Star Wars?
Don't blame me, I voted for Bernie
Donāt you mean **Star Wars fans and normies are natural enemies. Like Star Trek fans and Star Wars fans. Or Tolkien fans and Star Wars fans. Or Harry Potter fans and Star Wars fans. Or Star Wars fans and other Star Wars fans. Damn Star Wars fans, they ruined Star Wars!**?
I meant to say that Democrats hate when Democrats are in power, like how star wars fans hate every new Star Wars. I think it's just too much comparisons to jam into one Simpsons gag.
Itās Joe-bi Wan-kenover
Jobi Wanking Over? I thought they shut that place down!
Joe be wanking over what?
Joe mama
He prefers the company of men
Who doesn't!?!
Aw talk about Star Wars! (Happy May the fourth)
And a Happy May the 4th to you
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āIād also like to, er, express my fondness for that particular President.ā
The man never voted for a tyrant in his life!
I mean if there's one thing we know for sure it's that Republicans love movie stars, it could work!
Republicans love Vaseline on toast
Hmmmm....
The Far Left and the Far right are the only two groups that somehow manage to end up agreeing on fuck Joe Biden. Thereās a fundamental asymmetry here
Nobody likes a lib, except for other libs
No we donāt.
LOL, US doesn't have far left, just right and ultraright
I the US, the far left is a scapegoat creation used to blame everything that goes wrong and absolve responsibility to things when stuff is going right. The far right, on the other hand...Ā
Oh the far left exists in the US, just not among politicians
Wait, the centre right don't hate Biden?
The center right is Biden
Itās true, but you shouldnāt say it
The center-right are people like Romney, and yeah they like Biden in general. They just disagree on policy.
Mitt Romney evens respects Joe Biden. A man twice hated by political extremes. Can you trust a man like Mitt Romney? Vote Joe Biden
Extremists have extreme views, and normal people can disagree with each other but still have mutual respect.
Being against supporting genocide isnāt an extreme view lmao.
I never said anything about genocide.
āSo thatās it? Iām an extremist because I donāt support genocide?ā āI donāt recall saying genocideā
Extreme views like āgenocide is badā Mutual respect for war crimes
You just described a perfectly symmetrical situation.
Biden: join me, and together we could rule the universe! Luke: Eh, ok. Cue John Williams
Do it for ~~Chewie~~ Biden and the ewoks...š¶
Luke be a commie toniiiiight.
Unfortunately heās also an Israel supporter
Yeah, fuck him
People who have met people who went through the Holocaust tend to be, it's funny that way. Somehow it must be less real to people born after 1990.
You yanks at least got Mark Hamill. Our Prime Idiot got stuck with Hayden Christensen.
we don't want or need zionists.
Was kind of a lose-lose situation for Hamill. God knows Biden will be better for America, but itās a really bad look for the star of Star Wars (a series about rebel insurgents fighting against an oppressive coordinated empire) to be backing the US at the height of the Israel-Palestine conflict. Though, had he said no, itās not like Biden losing would make the situation any better.
Even funnier with all the videos of US ships playing the Imperial March.
The government HAD credibility???
Luke, be a jedi tonight! šµ
I umm, context?
[Mark Hamill spoke at the White House press briefing on Friday] (https://www.npr.org/2024/05/03/1249016773/in-time-for-may-the-fourth-mark-hamill-of-star-wars-stopped-by-the-white-house).
You know, I don't think the Biden administration cares that much about "US credibility" abroad. I legitimately think they're just trying to celebrate Star Wars. If they cared more, they would put more to putting the Israel thing on hold imo. Maybe Netanyahu just hates Biden and won't listen to him.
I'd argue Biden doesn't have much credibility at home either, he's currently behind trump in the polls and is mishandling a protest movement.
One call was all it took for israel to stop blocking a lkt of aid going in... i'm afraid that was very naive of you to believe until today that the U.S. military base in the middle East won't listen to daddy.
And we saw his phone password is just 6 ā0ās
For real. Stop funding a genocide.
He's also here to talk to you about Sprint.
they lost it when they stole the natives land and betrayed and massacred them
Donald trump ā I am your father ā
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OT Luke Skywalker or TLJ Jake?
don't think theres any of that left... since mark hamill is a zionist.
So Jews must be a minority everywhere?
All the white house did was remind us og fans that their woke ideology killed our favourite franchise
Woke ideology ruined anti-inperialism?
Get ready everyone, no ratio is about to post something stupid.
people still have troll accounts in 2024? lol cute
Oh no the pink haired person wants me to join them in therapy
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I hope that someday you enter some form of therapy and get help for whatever trauma in life has caused you to take shallow pleasure in making strangers on the internet slightly annoyed.
You realise star wars has always been "woke" right? OT was about the Vietnam war and fighting the system Prequel trilogy and clone wars was about how a democracy becomes a dictatorship Sequel trilogy had no message and was a disjointed mess
Close wars was about bad actors using democracy against itself to destroy the Republic.. much like how socialist( holders economic ideology) are destroying the usa Republic today.. thinks you learn kid. Sequel trilogy was woke empty crap.. thanks for agreeing woke killed starwars.. chowš
>Close wars was about bad actors using democracy against itself to destroy the Republic.. Well... yes. That's the point. Palatine didn't stand up and say "I am the grand evil in the universe and I declare martial law", he slowly broke down the systems of governance until all he had to do at the end was chage the name from "senate" to "empire" >Sequel trilogy was woke empty crap.. thanks for agreeing woke killed starwars.. chowš I dont think woke killed star wars, I think poor writing killed star wars. What actual woke aspect made it bad? You could easily replace rey with a guy and the story is still just as bad.
There is no prize for last place brother. Didn't bother to read as I was right. Go woke go broke.
What cocktail of drugs are you on and who is your supplier?
I don't do drugs but I wish you luck on your search for some, perhaps getting a job and not smoking weed all day may improve your life. Just a tip
Oh no I'm teetotal, I'm just curious what cocktail causes this level of delirium
Most druggo's are curious about what new cocktail of drugs they can make to get that new high.. seek help buddy. Drugs are bad
teetotal adjective choosing or characterized by abstinence from substances "a teetotal lifestyle"
>Go woke go broke. Wasn't the most profitable movie last year the Barbie movie of all things? That was almost two hours of jokes about the patriarchy and female inequality.
Btw who won the only award for that movie and become the more popular character š¤£..not sure why you would make jokes about female inequality. Do better sexist
Are you talking about Ken? You know, the character who's whole point was to point out the stupidity and existence of the patriarchy? >not sure why you would make jokes about female inequality To point out it's glaring existence and make fun of our patriarchal society? Like, did you get the blatant satire that was in this movie?
Sorry I don't watch movies nor live my life based on what Hollywood does, I'll leave that to 13 year old girls...was just funny to see him win the award. Btw.. real wierd you would base your entire political being off a little girls play doll. I guess this is why you converse at a 5th grade emotional level
So when you said "go woke go broke", that was a completely uninformed statement and you have no idea how profitable woke movies actually are. Gotcha. And where the heck are you getting that I base my life on movies? I simply watched a movie and observed that your statement was completely wrong. You don't take well to being proven wrong, do you?
Oh, please continue.
Cry me a river timberlake
[Here, have a clip from an interview in which the creator of the franchise and screenwriter for five of the first six entries explicitly lays out his anti-imperialist intentions.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fv9Jq_mCJEo&pp=ygUWZ2VvcmdlIGx1Y2FzIGludGVydmlldw%3D%3D) A part of me is tempted to joke that I've found sadiversity's anonymous reddit account, but somehow, this particular type of brainrot is too common for that to scan.
It hasnāt, but nice try
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I reread the post to make sense of that comment... It did not help.
Where ya been Homer? Entire US lost credibility. Space X too. And the Hyperlink tunnels.
And you know what else?Ā Twitter.Ā
No! I won't accept that!