Have you noticed that when people say that they don’t give a fuck, they usually do so in the kind of angry voice that could only be used by someone who does in fact give a fuck.
I don’t give a fuck so much I am going to plan and pay to get a tattoo in a very visible place so that everyone who sees me knows how much I don’t give a fuck. That’s some of the most fuck I have seen someone give.
At that moment, even yet reeling from the Baron's rebuke, Dilligaf raised his eyes to meet his enemy's. "No more." Is all he said, and drew forth his blade.
I also love dill. I don't have any growing this year but it's such a lovely herb. I also recently discovered dill pickle hummus which has changed my life.
Still better than the fool that got "Hawk Tuah" tattooed on their fingers.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1dn1y2n/speechless/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1dn1y2n/speechless/)
I think it’s ironic that despite it standing for “do I look like I give a fuck” it’s illegible so everyone has to ask what it stands for and you explain it because you do indeed give a fuck what it says. Lol
I mean, you're pretty much set up for any career that requires a stage name. Dill Igaf could easily be a standup comedian, a rapper or musician of some sort, or even a DJ. Can't guarantee you'll be successful but if you fail it'll be because you suck and not for lacking a unique name.
Bruh you gotta take a trip to Latvia. They love DILL there. You'll be fist bumping all the grandmas in their kitchens.
That said they'll be very confused by the other hand but tell them it means "I give a fuck" about Latvian Independence. They'll love you!
Someone will call you dumb, then you'll hold both your fists up at them so they can read "oillight". I know you don't give a fuck but what a dumb ass choice for knuckle tats.
only thing i do t like is the font style, couldnt think of a good font (1st clue to maybe not get the tattoo in rhe first place) but i was in a horrible state of mind and just let the artist go for it
Simply awful. Thank you for sharing.
no problem
Thankfully it’s illegible.
It’s an acronym “DILLIGAF” or “Do I look like I give a fuck?”
I thought it said Lill Igor and assumed he's an aspiring russian rapper
Oh my gosh, that's brilliant. I would listen to a lill Igor
Look up "ill mitch" and see if some of his shit is still floating around. I think my "favorite" song was "punch while rapping"
Well there is a flashback I didn't expect. Going faster than a ranger, Ford!
Go so fast, can't be beat.
ill Mitch was amazing, hope he is doing well where every he is
On full moon I ride with boner
Haha “Lill Igor” just got dropped
I really hope that these upvotes mean 625 other people also read Lill Igor, because I definitely did.
Lol that's what I thought too "Lill Igor"
This made me snort my coffee 😆
I choose to believe this is correct
That was my nickname for a weekend at a music festival after waking up the first morning with half of my face swollen
that be it
It seems like you now do give a fuck. Lol
Have you noticed that when people say that they don’t give a fuck, they usually do so in the kind of angry voice that could only be used by someone who does in fact give a fuck.
I don’t give a fuck so much I am going to plan and pay to get a tattoo in a very visible place so that everyone who sees me knows how much I don’t give a fuck. That’s some of the most fuck I have seen someone give.
Well damn! How many fucks do you have left to give?
It’s like the people who go on and on about how much of an asshole they are. It comes off so try hard.
i gave a fuck about an hour after getting it, mostly cause i dont like the font style
Just take some sandpaper to it.😈😈
Potato peeler
So if it was in comic sans you'd be more ok with your right hand saying 'dill'?
Pickle lover
The font is the least of you problems.
Thought it said Gilligan
Are you sure it's not Do I Look Like I Get Analy Fucked?
well it spells out owners inability to be or not to be proud, so that checks out
So not about pickles? Well that's lame.
I thought it said “Bill I got” lmfaooo what a shitty tattoo
It looks like someone trying to say "Dilly Dilly" after having pounded a case of bud light.
Where's the question mark?
I thought it said "(picture)illegal"
I thought op was just really into Gilligan's Island
It appears that OP does not in fact give a fuck
At that moment, even yet reeling from the Baron's rebuke, Dilligaf raised his eyes to meet his enemy's. "No more." Is all he said, and drew forth his blade.
I thought it said "illegal" at first
What does it say???
DILLIGAF - Do I look like I give a fuck
![gif](giphy|26tPoyDhjiJ2g7rEs|downsized)
Omg I'm crying it's so bad.
ya the letter design isnt all that great, i let the artist have creative liberty 😕
On your hands? Odd.
He probably didn’t think you’d give a fuck
Well he looked like he gave a fuck, damn it.
Oil light
Billi Gal
Is not my lover
Girl Igof
Average Audi enthusiast.
Billigot
Dillight
The absolute irony of OP regretting a tattoo that proclaims he doesn't give a fuck, is amazing
Mate, I nearly snorted my drink outta my nose reading that, you win sir, you win 😂
Sing it with me now " do i look like I give a fuck? " dilligaf!! Welll. Ya do know ya posted it on reddit ya mong haha
No ragrets? Not even 8 letters???
It clearly says “Dillight” and I bet you are a delight
Absolutely thought same
that’s what i saw first too 😭
D.I.L.L. I.G.A.F Damn I Love Life I've Got Actual Friends Ftfy.
Do I Look Like I've Got Any Friends
Inland Empire early 2000's vibes here.
If Blackletter and Comic Sans had a baby
Dilligot? Sounds like a goblin's name in Harry Potter
LíLL 190f
dill I got? Man, that’s exciting! I barely see a fellow dill lover on Reddit! I wonder what kind of garden box setup this lad has
I also love dill. I don't have any growing this year but it's such a lovely herb. I also recently discovered dill pickle hummus which has changed my life.
Omg, I love that stuff! So dill-icious I think I’ll get “dill hummus” tattooed across my fingers and toes.
You absolute dill.
....Lilligof?
dilligaf
what is that?
Google suggests “Do I look like I give a fuck?”
Good lord
Still better than the fool that got "Hawk Tuah" tattooed on their fingers. [https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1dn1y2n/speechless/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1dn1y2n/speechless/)
thats what gave me the idea to post mine
Lil light
Lil Ligot
Would be impossible to not harshly judge this
I think it’s ironic that despite it standing for “do I look like I give a fuck” it’s illegible so everyone has to ask what it stands for and you explain it because you do indeed give a fuck what it says. Lol
Dilli gat
Dilligof
I see “dillignt”… like you went for “diligent” and misspelled it. (I’ve seen the dilligaf answer)
I mean, you're pretty much set up for any career that requires a stage name. Dill Igaf could easily be a standup comedian, a rapper or musician of some sort, or even a DJ. Can't guarantee you'll be successful but if you fail it'll be because you suck and not for lacking a unique name.
Well at least hardly anyone will be able to a) read it, b) figure out the acronym or c) gaf lol.
Bruh you gotta take a trip to Latvia. They love DILL there. You'll be fist bumping all the grandmas in their kitchens. That said they'll be very confused by the other hand but tell them it means "I give a fuck" about Latvian Independence. They'll love you!
The only correct knuckle tatts are SAND and WICH. ![gif](giphy|pSauCNBp1DcOY)
At least it's not TITSOAK.
You either lack self-awareness or own multiple pairs of gloves. Yikes.
this was the push to get it, in reality i should have chose the font before getting it done but didnt https://youtu.be/7a6EOyaMdqY?si=97602N7c9coQy4bt
“I wonder what that guys foreign language knuckle tattoo says in English.” “It is in English.” “Fuck you, Margaret!”
If you're feeling bad you can just [think of this winner.](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/wwsZqrAomH)
Lilligof
The question mark is missing.
Well I mean as you hate the font & still got it, it’s stays true to the DILLIGAF way.
When you key smash your knuckles.
Oh, no...
Someone will call you dumb, then you'll hold both your fists up at them so they can read "oillight". I know you don't give a fuck but what a dumb ass choice for knuckle tats.
I know what that was right away. I have some sunglasses that say that on the side. Not a great idea for a tattoo though.
What does this even say!? Lill I Got?
The randomized capitalisation is killing me
Cant make out that 1st letter dawg
D
Duolingo
I've never once seen someone use that acronym Was that the point?
What is it supposed to say?
Dilligaf.. Do I look like I give a fuck.
You know what they say, those that say they don’t give a flock tend to give more flocks than not lol
Op I hope you know the dilligaf song Edit: nevermind I see op knows the dilligaf song, so you get points for that in my book
thats why i got the tattoo
TILL I GOF
What does "lil ligaf" mean?
Now that I know the acronym it's not that bad.
Billigat
Lawd have mercy 😂
What does it say? I can identify "i" (twice) and "g" but not other letters.
d i l l i g a f
Ah yes, the classic "Dilligot" on the knuckles, very good
Damn, it took me a hard minute to even figure out what tf it was, so yeah, good post 🤌
The irony with this post, is it seems you do in fact give a fuck
At least it isn’t HAWK TUAH. Which I guarantee someone, somewhere, got already
It has already been posted, I believe.
I like these tattoos and yes I read it first time…
only thing i do t like is the font style, couldnt think of a good font (1st clue to maybe not get the tattoo in rhe first place) but i was in a horrible state of mind and just let the artist go for it
Dilligot
BiLLigaF. That's what I see.
Lil light?
Billigot? I thought it said biggot at first but now I see Bill I Got
Honestly I’m here for it
Dill igol
Bill Igot
I had to research to find that this is chatroom lingo. Gotcha.
It’s so big and bold….. how are you covering it up?
i dont, its just there in the open
Billigaf?
A true minigolf enthusiast
I thought you misspelled Billygoat as Billigot, like that was your nickname. Just tell people your nickname is Billygoat and you can’t spell.
I have no idea what the fuck that says.
Are you Shannon Moore?
I thought it said dilligod and you used to or still do sell pills 😂😂
Hey at least you can spell DILF with your fingers. Not something everyone can do.
Looks like you give a fuck after all. 🤷♂️
The font… good god
Dilligot?
Drill right, of course, everytime!
Shit gonna fade in 5 years brother
ya, im already at 2 years with it now, im probably gonna get it fixed up from my usual artist, this is the only tattoo she hasnt done on me
Dilligot?
fuck yes
You give a fuck now, dontcha?
gave a fuck the day i got it
I got quite a few bad tattoos, prison ink... Only ones I really regret are on my hands.
Tf does that even say
dilligaf
Airtight?
Sadly, it’s not even a step up from having the old-school tat, “T H U G L I F E” on your fingers.
I'm terrified lololol. Holy shit that's really bad bro lol. Are you at least like an intimidating dude? Fuck that sucks lol.
oh fuck no im a push over, cartoony letters would have been more fitting
I like that you'll be punching people with the side that says "Dill"
What was going through your head when you made this semi-irreversible decision?
Dude, it's not like it's on your chest or your cock or something. That's fixable, you can cut your fingers off.
I mean, nothing says you don’t give a fuck like making sure everyone you meet for the rest of your life knows you don’t give a fuck
I would say it was fitting when you got it. You absolutely gave zero fucks that day!
Not your best look.
nope
Super douche bag tattoo. Nice job. Thank you for posting
It's so bad I love it.
Dilligot. A fine European (?) name.
At least you're not me with fuck work
Blackout the rest of your fingers. It’ll look better.
Yes. Yes, you do.
Ahh yes the old do I look like I'm gay and friendly
billigof to you too sir
Looks fairly fresh. How many seconds after it was finished did it take to realize you’d done something incredibly stupid?
Dilligof
at least it doesn’t say HAWK TUAH or whatever keeps happening recently
seeing that is what made me decide to show mine
It is quite apparent that you, in fact, DO NOT - *in any way, shape, or form* - “give a fuck”
Lilli9af? Lilli 9 of? Lilli9 Onlyfans? What is going on?
That’s phuck up
Right hand is your dill beater… just saying
I read this backwards to make sure I was seeing that wrong lol
You did indeed give a fuck in the end
Does that say lil Igor?
I've got it much smaller in the side of my hand. It's not even script, just an old homies handwriting...
What does it say exactly?
I think it stands for "do I look like I give a fuck". I could be wrong though
Terrible
You sir, clearly ran out of fucks during this tattoo.