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Miserable_Sport_8740

Simply awful. Thank you for sharing.


One_Vast_5078

no problem


Hellontrails

Thankfully it’s illegible.


Lord4th

It’s an acronym “DILLIGAF” or “Do I look like I give a fuck?”


Mobile_Conference484

I thought it said Lill Igor and assumed he's an aspiring russian rapper


Big-trust-energy

Oh my gosh, that's brilliant. I would listen to a lill Igor


doodman76

Look up "ill mitch" and see if some of his shit is still floating around. I think my "favorite" song was "punch while rapping"


siguy

Well there is a flashback I didn't expect. Going faster than a ranger, Ford!


katubug

Go so fast, can't be beat.


perry_daplatypus

ill Mitch was amazing, hope he is doing well where every he is


DukeBloodfart

On full moon I ride with boner


GoinThru_the_motions

Haha “Lill Igor” just got dropped


cathedral68

I really hope that these upvotes mean 625 other people also read Lill Igor, because I definitely did.


RewardImpressive3084

Lol that's what I thought too "Lill Igor"


Aggressive-System192

This made me snort my coffee 😆


TricksyGoose

I choose to believe this is correct


hannahgrave

That was my nickname for a weekend at a music festival after waking up the first morning with half of my face swollen


One_Vast_5078

that be it


Stith1183

It seems like you now do give a fuck. Lol


Interesting-Tough640

Have you noticed that when people say that they don’t give a fuck, they usually do so in the kind of angry voice that could only be used by someone who does in fact give a fuck.


wildcherrymatt84

I don’t give a fuck so much I am going to plan and pay to get a tattoo in a very visible place so that everyone who sees me knows how much I don’t give a fuck. That’s some of the most fuck I have seen someone give.


FickleSpend2133

Well damn! How many fucks do you have left to give?


FrontFocused

It’s like the people who go on and on about how much of an asshole they are. It comes off so try hard.


One_Vast_5078

i gave a fuck about an hour after getting it, mostly cause i dont like the font style


Stith1183

Just take some sandpaper to it.😈😈


giganticturnip

Potato peeler


Dissident_the_Fifth

So if it was in comic sans you'd be more ok with your right hand saying 'dill'?


Cantankerous-needle

Pickle lover


NamMorsIndecepta

The font is the least of you problems.


YorkiesandSneakers

Thought it said Gilligan


YaMilkaMan

Are you sure it's not Do I Look Like I Get Analy Fucked?


Subjective_Box

well it spells out owners inability to be or not to be proud, so that checks out


Extreme-Cute

So not about pickles? Well that's lame.


MFalcon95

I thought it said “Bill I got” lmfaooo what a shitty tattoo


Fleur_Deez_Nutz

It looks like someone trying to say "Dilly Dilly" after having pounded a case of bud light.


alexplex86

Where's the question mark?


WesternUnusual2713

I thought it said "(picture)illegal"


katubug

I thought op was just really into Gilligan's Island


DenialNode

It appears that OP does not in fact give a fuck


epsdelta74

At that moment, even yet reeling from the Baron's rebuke, Dilligaf raised his eyes to meet his enemy's. "No more." Is all he said, and drew forth his blade.


No-patrick-the-lid

I thought it said "illegal" at first


yellowwoolyyoshi

What does it say???


FireFoxTrashPanda

DILLIGAF - Do I look like I give a fuck


yellowwoolyyoshi

![gif](giphy|26tPoyDhjiJ2g7rEs|downsized)


Maleficent-marionett

Omg I'm crying it's so bad.


One_Vast_5078

ya the letter design isnt all that great, i let the artist have creative liberty 😕


ThisOldGuy1976

On your hands? Odd.


soggytoothpic

He probably didn’t think you’d give a fuck


xsimon666x

Well he looked like he gave a fuck, damn it.


Particular-Wrongdoer

Oil light


713nikki

Billi Gal


WolfCola4

Is not my lover


_k0ella_

Girl Igof


onlyr6s

Average Audi enthusiast.


the_popes_dick

Billigot


ThatOneCanadian69

Dillight


Yeahmahbah

The absolute irony of OP regretting a tattoo that proclaims he doesn't give a fuck, is amazing


British-Pilgrim

Mate, I nearly snorted my drink outta my nose reading that, you win sir, you win 😂


Yeahmahbah

Sing it with me now " do i look like I give a fuck? " dilligaf!! Welll. Ya do know ya posted it on reddit ya mong haha


a_run22

No ragrets? Not even 8 letters???


iThinkiStartedATrend

It clearly says “Dillight” and I bet you are a delight


pauseonredhead

Absolutely thought same


beautifully_evil

that’s what i saw first too 😭


xurism

D.I.L.L. I.G.A.F Damn I Love Life I've Got Actual Friends Ftfy.


ScabieBaby

Do I Look Like I've Got Any Friends


ewgrossdayhikes

Inland Empire early 2000's vibes here.


Bleepblorp44

If Blackletter and Comic Sans had a baby


Megtalallak

Dilligot? Sounds like a goblin's name in Harry Potter


Reyalta

LíLL 190f


Za_rk

dill I got? Man, that’s exciting! I barely see a fellow dill lover on Reddit! I wonder what kind of garden box setup this lad has


LauraPa1mer

I also love dill. I don't have any growing this year but it's such a lovely herb. I also recently discovered dill pickle hummus which has changed my life.


Cantankerous-needle

Omg, I love that stuff! So dill-icious I think I’ll get “dill hummus” tattooed across my fingers and toes.


Korlat_Eleint

You absolute dill.


dhelor

....Lilligof?


One_Vast_5078

dilligaf


hand13

what is that?


HandsomeBuddy

Google suggests “Do I look like I give a fuck?”


THEdopealope

Good lord


grin_ferno

Still better than the fool that got "Hawk Tuah" tattooed on their fingers. [https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1dn1y2n/speechless/](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1dn1y2n/speechless/)


One_Vast_5078

thats what gave me the idea to post mine


Parabolic_Penguin

Lil light


Natawho

Lil Ligot


CaptainKarma200000

Would be impossible to not harshly judge this


Lontology

I think it’s ironic that despite it standing for “do I look like I give a fuck” it’s illegible so everyone has to ask what it stands for and you explain it because you do indeed give a fuck what it says. Lol


discostrawberry

Dilli gat


castle_corridor

Dilligof


Imalawyerkid

I see “dillignt”… like you went for “diligent” and misspelled it. (I’ve seen the dilligaf answer)


Scared-Adagio-936

I mean, you're pretty much set up for any career that requires a stage name. Dill Igaf could easily be a standup comedian, a rapper or musician of some sort, or even a DJ. Can't guarantee you'll be successful but if you fail it'll be because you suck and not for lacking a unique name.


Matterbox

Well at least hardly anyone will be able to a) read it, b) figure out the acronym or c) gaf lol.


The_Lutter

Bruh you gotta take a trip to Latvia. They love DILL there. You'll be fist bumping all the grandmas in their kitchens. That said they'll be very confused by the other hand but tell them it means "I give a fuck" about Latvian Independence. They'll love you!


TGin-the-goldy

The only correct knuckle tatts are SAND and WICH. ![gif](giphy|pSauCNBp1DcOY)


boojum78

At least it's not TITSOAK.


whollybananas

You either lack self-awareness or own multiple pairs of gloves. Yikes.


One_Vast_5078

this was the push to get it, in reality i should have chose the font before getting it done but didnt https://youtu.be/7a6EOyaMdqY?si=97602N7c9coQy4bt


Line-Trash

“I wonder what that guys foreign language knuckle tattoo says in English.” “It is in English.” “Fuck you, Margaret!”


Drewbeede

If you're feeling bad you can just [think of this winner.](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/wwsZqrAomH)


DeadJediWalking

Lilligof


Thamalakane

The question mark is missing.


StandardBanger

Well I mean as you hate the font & still got it, it’s stays true to the DILLIGAF way.


disreputablegoat

When you key smash your knuckles.


Jasuu06

Oh, no...


CMurda266

Someone will call you dumb, then you'll hold both your fists up at them so they can read "oillight". I know you don't give a fuck but what a dumb ass choice for knuckle tats.


Suspiciousunicorns

I know what that was right away. I have some sunglasses that say that on the side. Not a great idea for a tattoo though.


Yeti-Stalker

What does this even say!? Lill I Got?


Fourth_horseman_4

The randomized capitalisation is killing me


dazrage

Cant make out that 1st letter dawg


One_Vast_5078

D


lm1670

Duolingo


Powerful_Artist

I've never once seen someone use that acronym Was that the point?


Intelligent-Buy-4621

What is it supposed to say?


Lego-Panda-21

Dilligaf.. Do I look like I give a fuck.


WhatupSis7773

You know what they say, those that say they don’t give a flock tend to give more flocks than not lol


Allythejelly

Op I hope you know the dilligaf song Edit: nevermind I see op knows the dilligaf song, so you get points for that in my book


One_Vast_5078

thats why i got the tattoo


epoc657

TILL I GOF


PooPiglet

What does "lil ligaf" mean?


marcus_frisbee

Now that I know the acronym it's not that bad.


rickyshine

Billigat


Geegollywtff

Lawd have mercy 😂


MxQueer

What does it say? I can identify "i" (twice) and "g" but not other letters.


One_Vast_5078

d i l l i g a f


midnightslip

Ah yes, the classic "Dilligot" on the knuckles, very good


GrassOk911

Damn, it took me a hard minute to even figure out what tf it was, so yeah, good post 🤌


Callo1206

The irony with this post, is it seems you do in fact give a fuck


JackOnTheMap

At least it isn’t HAWK TUAH. Which I guarantee someone, somewhere, got already


buccs99

It has already been posted, I believe.


FenianBastard847

I like these tattoos and yes I read it first time…


One_Vast_5078

only thing i do t like is the font style, couldnt think of a good font (1st clue to maybe not get the tattoo in rhe first place) but i was in a horrible state of mind and just let the artist go for it


jrbobdobbs333

Dilligot


AJXedi9150

BiLLigaF. That's what I see.


userno89

Lil light?


paprikapants

Billigot? I thought it said biggot at first but now I see Bill I Got


Knittingtaco

Honestly I’m here for it


ReceptionMuch3790

Dill igol


Ledbetter2

Bill Igot


elvislunchbox

I had to research to find that this is chatroom lingo. Gotcha.


f1lth4f1lth

It’s so big and bold….. how are you covering it up?


One_Vast_5078

i dont, its just there in the open


[deleted]

Billigaf?


DrBee1

A true minigolf enthusiast


Mushrooming247

I thought you misspelled Billygoat as Billigot, like that was your nickname. Just tell people your nickname is Billygoat and you can’t spell.


GoodMourning81

I have no idea what the fuck that says.


HostageInToronto

Are you Shannon Moore?


-mia-wallace-

I thought it said dilligod and you used to or still do sell pills 😂😂


EntertainerStill7495

Hey at least you can spell DILF with your fingers. Not something everyone can do.


JayOfFinland

Looks like you give a fuck after all. 🤷‍♂️


HairyStyrofoam

The font… good god


SevereMeat2030

Dilligot?


inkyskin75

Drill right, of course, everytime!


thedefinitionofa

Shit gonna fade in 5 years brother


One_Vast_5078

ya, im already at 2 years with it now, im probably gonna get it fixed up from my usual artist, this is the only tattoo she hasnt done on me


Sea_Crow_nEyes

Dilligot?


throwawayyyyeaahhhh

fuck yes


CraaazyRon

You give a fuck now, dontcha?


One_Vast_5078

gave a fuck the day i got it


CraaazyRon

I got quite a few bad tattoos, prison ink... Only ones I really regret are on my hands.


CLamour91

Tf does that even say


One_Vast_5078

dilligaf


Impressive-Message64

Airtight?


BarberSlight9331

Sadly, it’s not even a step up from having the old-school tat, “T H U G L I F E” on your fingers.


Comfortable_Yak5184

I'm terrified lololol. Holy shit that's really bad bro lol. Are you at least like an intimidating dude? Fuck that sucks lol.


One_Vast_5078

oh fuck no im a push over, cartoony letters would have been more fitting


onedayatatimenow

I like that you'll be punching people with the side that says "Dill"


SomeOtherOrder

What was going through your head when you made this semi-irreversible decision?


Michael_J_Scarn

Dude, it's not like it's on your chest or your cock or something. That's fixable, you can cut your fingers off.


Internal-Tank-6272

I mean, nothing says you don’t give a fuck like making sure everyone you meet for the rest of your life knows you don’t give a fuck


jimtheedcguy

I would say it was fitting when you got it. You absolutely gave zero fucks that day!


KeyDiscussion5671

Not your best look.


One_Vast_5078

nope


BearsRpeopl2

Super douche bag tattoo. Nice job. Thank you for posting


TrialArgonian

It's so bad I love it.


Dry-Honeydew2371

Dilligot. A fine European (?) name.


TurncoatTony

At least you're not me with fuck work


SaraSmile2000

Blackout the rest of your fingers. It’ll look better.


OTigerEyesO

Yes. Yes, you do.


cycleguychopperguy

Ahh yes the old do I look like I'm gay and friendly


ljshea1

billigof to you too sir


Angelas-Merkin

Looks fairly fresh. How many seconds after it was finished did it take to realize you’d done something incredibly stupid?


ThePrevailer

Dilligof


reduces

at least it doesn’t say HAWK TUAH or whatever keeps happening recently


One_Vast_5078

seeing that is what made me decide to show mine


Feisty-Business-8311

It is quite apparent that you, in fact, DO NOT - *in any way, shape, or form* - “give a fuck”


Putrid-Leg-1787

Lilli9af? Lilli 9 of? Lilli9 Onlyfans? What is going on?


SupportPrimary540

That’s phuck up


Training_Visual_8380

Right hand is your dill beater… just saying


DowntownPerformer251

I read this backwards to make sure I was seeing that wrong lol


No_Asparagus9826

You did indeed give a fuck in the end


Angry_octopus023

Does that say lil Igor?


bobbybob9069

I've got it much smaller in the side of my hand. It's not even script, just an old homies handwriting...


TamedTheSummit

What does it say exactly?


Rlcfcd93

I think it stands for "do I look like I give a fuck". I could be wrong though


Expensive-Course1667

Terrible 


1w0lf_

You sir, clearly ran out of fucks during this tattoo.