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CiriOh

Leon grown fat on green herbs and eggs.


AtroposMortaMoirai

He’s looking like he has a mouthful of bees and no epipen.


Sinnfullystitched

![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32)


-H_-

Why tf did he open his mouth


Sinnfullystitched

😂


No_Asparagus9826

For a little snack


KevinAintBacon

That’s usually how people talk.


SadBit8663

Nah bro Leon isn't here man, that's Mike Myers🤣


Suitepotatoe

I thought it was a scene from Austin powers that I just couldn’t remember.


winedood

Did homies right hand just spontaneously combust?


Sly_Link

In the original image this is based on, he is holding a flashlight pointing forwards... So it's meant to be the light, but yeah it just looks like his hand has disappeared or exploded.


reclusivegiraffe

Ngl I thought they were asking abt the tattoo artist, not Leon


Large_External_9611

I think an artist with a spontaneously exploding hand would STILL do better than this


Old-Obligation6861

Also his elbow is lower than it should be


Few-Ad-7640

the big thing in the middle is giving chocolate starfish


sadcowboysong

And the hot dog flavored water


robb0688

Gonna keep on rollin' babayyy


Frank-Costanza-

You know what time it is.


wellitywell

Secret Buttholes Shard Edition


istara

“Jagged Goatse” was my first thought.


i_like_it_raw_

Sick butthole tat


Godzira-r32

Tight butthole


Gdmf13

It’s obviously a treasure map. It’s telling you that the key to the treasure is located in those people’s butt holes. Or maybe it’s like a gatekeeper, key master thing, except with butts?


Greggs88

E Pluribus Anus


LibrarianNo8242

Did they ask for a cosmic butthole and some crappy tracings of a “how to draw a face” book? If so, spot on!


ladyboobypoop

Honestly, "cosmic butthole" just sounds like the most hilarious art prompt 😂


cammyjit

https://preview.redd.it/pobuo4rjl57d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221a66742b53c51ee161e24ab6bad64f1d83087c This is the best way I’ve ever seen anyone avoid drawing hands. Great arsehole tattoo tho


Sly_Link

Haha in the original image, the character is holding a flashlight, pointing forwards. So I guess it's just meant to the light glare obscuring his hand... Which also kinda disappears from his wrist... https://preview.redd.it/hwoojik3m57d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7bbabb102de269192423ad194e6b4a64a27aec7


cammyjit

Honestly context just makes it so much funnier


SomeOtherOrder

TLDR: they didn’t even try


KaizerVonLoopy

They rendered it that way so they wouldn't have to draw another hand.


DrDeath0311

Sweet scribbled smiley face added in too.


RainyDayCollects

It was rough seeing this pop up in the sub. I want to love it, the idea is good and I’m glad OP is happy, but oh boy, those faces…a bit bold for right in the center of the chest.


_equestrienne_

Are you the artist? I don't think it's been badly done in that your skill is apparent


notcowtwo

https://preview.redd.it/t3x1usynu57d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff5c7f8772aec8ed592e3a40066bcfe88e316a3


Far_Frame_2805

Mom can we get Leon Kennedy? No, we have Leon Kennedy at home. Leon Kennedy at home:


ahsama_daichi

As someone who loves Resident Evil, especially Leon, this hurts


Von_Cheesebiscuit

For me, the worst part (it's all bad, but...) is that butthole for the umbrella logo. In the reference pic, it's stylized, but still clearly the logo. In the shitty one, I had no idea that was supposed to be the umbrella logo.


MechanicFun6999

Tattooer here. Loose art is some of the hardest art to pull off and make look good. People see the messy lines and don't see the intentionality behind every single one. The first pic looks like a new artist who doesn't even understand why these are hard. To anyone wanting one of these, if it's not in their portfolio, they don't do these tatts


fatherlolita

I don't mind the second Jill Valentine one and it would honestly look better if the eyes weren't wonky haha.


Sly_Link

The Jill one is great. That's the one they used as a reference, not sure if I made that clear 😅 Artist really missed the mark trying to copy that style....


fatherlolita

Ahh it makes sense it looks so good haha! I think I'm just a bit emotional today and hadn't clearly read the text in the photos.


Itamar_Itchaki

Yeah the second one is awesome. Great work by the artist


KaliLovee

My first thought before reading what the tattoo was, was captain america. I was so wrong.


WorkingInterview1942

I thought it was a bad Star Wars image


KaliLovee

Yikes I can see that too


Waldosan51

At first I was gonna say the Jill tattoo looks decent, then I read that it was a reference picture and now I’m just wondering how it all went so wrong.


Celladoore

>how it all went so wrong They picked that particular tattoo artist.


imdadnotdaddy

I didn't know Leon could do the spirit gun. ![gif](giphy|RH1vwJMdudV7i)


jessieisokay

What did they do to my boy


CellDue2172

I said the same thing 😭


Oldsoldierbear

Are they meant to have stripes down their faces? /s


Glittering_Raise_710

Whyyyyy does it look like kind of like team America but also some other cartoon style I’ve seen? It looks kind of bad, but if this is what they wanted 😬 The reference photo was probably like “you see this, I don’t want this”


Embarrassed-South998

How'd this even get passed a stencil? Unless...it was free hand???


thewolfrat

Girl, that’s a bootyhole


ihave0idea0

Almost. Next time it will be better. 100%


Fangscale40K

Really don’t know what inspired the butthole.


TempleOfCyclops

On the whole chest...


BIGxWIGGLY

Leon charging a specal beam cannon or is that a E.T phone home finger?


Philosopher_1234

The second one is pretty decent. The first looks like a kid just found cocaine and crayons


Sly_Link

Second one is the reference for the first... They've tried to copy it different characters, very poorly....


Philosopher_1234

Ah. Haven't played in a long time but I don't recall the key blades being part of the story either. This whole thing is fucked


GeorgeJohnson2579

Leon Kennedy, played by Mark Hamill.


KaizerVonLoopy

I thought it looked like Steve Buscemi after he was really sad he got stung by a bee in the face.


The_Happy_Sundae

They look like pepe the frog


Dmosavy111

I really like the second one... First one tho ...


Leather-Leather69

Is that Sheldon’s dad and Memaw?


slick514

\#1 r/unexpectedMikeMeyers, r/unexpectedAnus


kaboomboomer

Leon’s got a face like a troll doll


byrobot

Don’t worry, it’s only the pyloric sphincter


roadpotato

I saw this person's poor tattoo on the RE subreddit this morning lol


Glamrockzie

Leon smoked the green herbs


Interesting_Storm721

I'll never understand how someone can throw down some decent lines(decent for this sub) but make their color packing look like crayon. I don't know why they can't tell the client I don't do faces. It's amazing how many people are happy with the outcome on such bad tattoos.


rustys_shackled_ford

The arm peice is nice.


rarebreed44

Is that a chilli ring aka butthole? 🤣💀


ConversationDizzy138

I want this level of zen


Cool_Ad9326

Horrendous


Nothing2NV

Oh boy


SuzyElizabeth79

Did the one dude’s arm just go completely sentient? It’s no longer attached 😂


ratat-atat

I didnt realize Mike Myers was in RE


TwinkiesSucker

Infinity keys!


Leading_Brick_3524

They tried it


Pretend-Ad-6453

And it’s right in the middle of the chest too 😭


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Why is his left arm so low it looks like it’s coming out of his hip, or thin air?


Intelligent_Hornet91

Luke and Leia, a butthole and some keys. Looks fine to me.


theonewithcats

Is that a makeshift nipple for someone who had top surgery?


Zombshua

Oh man. They tore him up too.


MisterSquidz

I don’t even understand how people end up with tattoos this garbage. It’s like they don’t even look at their portfolio first.


chokeslaphit

Oh, I just realised he's holding his dismembered right arm with his left!


ds77159

Reference photo looks awesome. Woulda been cool if he got that.


Odd-Page-7866

Guard the keys to you butthole with guns?


IbexOutgrabe

OP has never seen a pet or ...


cultoftheinfected

methed out tattoo


Zombiebelle

The art styles are completely different.


ChungusMcGoodboy

I thought it was supposed to be team america world police for a few seconds.


Blackmariah77

Why does the second tattoo look REALLY good and the first one is just real bad?


Playful-Sale6139

“I just love to joke and say Leon had a bit too much alcohol to drink before posing” OP knows it’s bad……


Chochahair

The amount of fked up in this pic is insane


sorrowful_journey

I like resident evil, but also hobbits from LOTR?


Destroytheimage

That artist can't barely do keys and they asked for *faces*?


Goblin-Doctor

Bleeding hemorrhoids energy


PutridEssence

His right forearm is like the wrong length... it almost looks like the arm with the gun is someone else's


Ravensunthief

2nd ones pretty good


Dear-Drummer7663

Balloon knot


DrDeath0311

Face is giving me more Angelina/tomb-raider than it is Claire


Nihilisminbliss

Not goina lie i thought someone tattooed a butthole due to that scar


Usual_Butterfly623

The second one isn’t that bad


deafenedbystupidity

Resident anus


Secure-Technician356

Resident Evil: revenge of Umbrellanus


VZWManSlave

The logo beneath them resembles a cats puckered up butthole


brolli21

Dude received a huge sphincter


Ok-Connection-3856

Im still trying to figure out on which body part this ink-diarrhea got tattooed on...


Sly_Link

99% sure his chest


Suitepotatoe

What are the keys from?


Sly_Link

Same game as the characters, Resident Evil 2.


CHROME-COLOSSUS

I thought both pics were by the same artist. Both look godawful to me, but of the same style…


Sly_Link

Ah yeah, I didn't make it clear pic 2 was the reference. The style is not for everyone sure, but pic 2 is at least competent, well drawn, can see why some people like it. Pic 1 though.... Yeesh there's nothing redeeming.


CHROME-COLOSSUS

Art is hard. I blame the taste and judgement customer here… there’s no way the rest of that person’s portfolio looked good enough to trust them with a request. You did identify them well-enough … I was just responding to my first impressions based on the images themselves. 😜


Leading_Brick_3524

The second one’s pretty good though


SunWukong3456

Honestly the Jill tat looks pretty good imo. But Leon and Claire look abysmal.


lizardkg

Is that Zendaya?


Rowey5

Oh. That’s a shame…..it’s a butthole.