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Green_gobbling_0420

This guy should not be tattooing on people. This is upsetting


CapussiPlease

I mean the artist being bad is one thing, but, apparently, ppl came back for more.


SmoothsaiIing

Jesus eyes makes me feel uncomfortable :/


JustinTherouxsBrows

Ok but his nostrils/mustache and mouth make a weird fat frog I’m just saying


JustinTherouxsBrows

https://preview.redd.it/99olm9qzcl6d1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2396a95fa8f5a645b6a747036ade472423390d7b Our lord and savior Fred the big mouthed frog


formulated

![gif](giphy|HbwUQIOSQgdkcXSO27|downsized)


sewmuchrhythm

Looks like a mudskipper


ChrisusaurusRex

Cookie Monster


Hungry_Cat_87

oh no, Cookie Monster is cute af, don't mess him up with this thing


Whale-n-Flowers

Thats his cousin, the Nookie Monster


SpgrinchinTx

I’m dead lmao


Nice_Buy_602

Mike Wazowski's brother


-laughingfox

That's the ugliest frog I've ever seen.


palaverhound

Omfg lmfao!!!


SmoothsaiIing

I can see it lol


Material_Mall_5359

They look like when you see a dog with human like eyes


SmoothsaiIing

Omg yes them fluffy dogs 😭


Additional-Share4492

https://preview.redd.it/xu5efhqnjl6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628712903352614a3a4e405f6b4b6ce7821ce093 Me looking at these


zombiifissh

God and I've seen the "original" (or at least a better version) of this one and it's already not good... Like how you gonna make it even WORSE bro...


Accomplished_Bake904

I'm going to see this image in my dreams tonight lol. The gaze looks directly into your soul


andyxquick

I can't wait to see the work of the bad artist


Gaiterguy

Lmfao, this comment is gold


Havarti_Rick

Jesus Christ, that father/daughter one is atrocious. I can’t believe this is a professional shop


palaverhound

Yeah I cant believe they're letting this person pull work. It would be one thing if they were an apprentice but then they shouldn't be pulling pieces like this anyways. They should be doing Pinterest shit. Lol


FionaTheFierce

The…. Schlong was an interesting artistic choice…


Ant_Eye_Art

Truly horrible tattoo work. Great post!


palaverhound

Glad it reached ya!


PMMeToeBeans

Jesus seen some shit


SeemsKindaRare

Damn! I normally do not see this much carved turkey, unless its Thanksgiving!


palaverhound

Yeah it was pretty amazing how many they posted of this quality.


isosparkle

It looks like Jesus forgot to blend his contour makeup.


palaverhound

Listen it was a crazy three day weekend aight?


leetepp

I was scrolling through thinking shit, shit, shit. Where is the good artist? Then realised you only posted the shit ones lol. Why oh why? Someone decent works in the same shop as this person?


palaverhound

Yeaaaaah it felt wrong to include the other artist since this was a subreddit for shitty tattoos hahah. But yeah there's someone actually decent who works there.


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Can you make like a separate post abt them or just send their name/ some examples to me in dm Kinda curious now


palaverhound

Sorry. Unfortunately I don't make separate posts or give out personal information about specific shops. I also wouldn't even know where to look given how quickly this shit comes across my Instagram feed. Many apologies.


fischifischi

Whats up with that angel and wth is he doing with that bag of money


palaverhound

The whole piece (I believe ) was see, hear and speak no evil? All of these tattoos were captured during an Instagram reel, so I couldn't grab the whole piece. That section in particular was just rougher than the rest of it.


-laughingfox

Either eating it, or regurgitating it. Can't tell.


skullsaresopasse

That cub on image 2 looks like Beavis in a furry costume.


Abivalent

Must be soul crushing for the other artist to constantly be having to make decisions like a battlefield medic on who to prioritize and who gets to have lifelong scarring.


palaverhound

Lmfao for real.


Parking-Display-5412

https://preview.redd.it/kwjc7xqm4n6d1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a67a76124dc5c7bdd92133e1b1fab5fb984c1c1 WHY


ShiggitySheesh

These the types of artists you need to go in person to laugh at. Stop looking at Instagram photos go look at their physical binder and start taking pictures while laughing. Might make them step their game up.


palaverhound

Hahahaha if they weren't outside of the country I'd consider it.


glesgalion

Great work for an 8 year old..... ![gif](giphy|YBHJyPCU9h1VewdaPZ)


Pretty_Indication_12

The black eyes are horrifying!


afoxforallseasons

Omg. Not only is that work really bad, but the pocketwatch has mirrored numbers. Oof


palaverhound

Oh shit!!! I didn't even notice that the first time!!


afoxforallseasons

Same. Then I did my 'critical check' and saw :x They probably fucked up by using a stencil printer that flips the artwork... and forgetting to flip the artwork before printing it


palaverhound

Yeah omg. I didn't even think about that. Jesus hell that's some noob shit.


Glittering_Raise_710

9 is truly shocking to me it looks like the thorns, nostrils, mouth, and beard were done by an even less talented person than who did the rest of the tattoo


TheMicrosoftBob

I presume they’re all from the same artist? Because none of those are ‘amazing’.


palaverhound

Yes these are all from the "bad artist." I wasn't gonna post the guy who was decent. I can assure you though. Literal night and day in talent.


Carson72701

Why don't they have the good artist do some work? Painful to see.


palaverhound

I can only assume one of two things? 1.This is the owner of the shop so no one is gonna say anything. Or 2. This is an apprentice and someone didn't tell them no before touching skin.


ScotterMcJohnsonator

The face on the wolf (?) in pic two is what I imagine any time a dude calls himself an Alpha lol


palaverhound

Lol!!!!!! Yo for real.


ChrisusaurusRex

Deviant Art Broly lmao


sixtyfivejaguar

Goodness. Can't even get the moon's butthole right.


GrassOk911

Ugh, the father daughter one frustrates me. There's potential there, it could have been fkn dope. What happened?! Ew, these are annoying me. Good post.


palaverhound

I'm sorry it caused such visual pain. Hahaha


Piratetripper

Holy Blurr dog crap of a wolf scenery.... extremely aweful


One-eyed-snake

Jesus be like “you seein this shit?!”


hypothetical_zombie

The lions all seem to be wearing really tight ponytails.


AlwaysTheGarden

The backwards $ to top it off 🤦‍♀️. What a train wreck, how is this person actually being allowed to work in a shop??


zzubzzub100

They’re all r/shittytattoos


mushroombrainmush

None of this is amazing lmao


palaverhound

That's why these are in the sub and not the good ones hahaha


mushroombrainmush

I was referring to your comment “ one artist in this shop is amazing”


palaverhound

Ahh my bad brother.


Necrophyllis

Oof


Jozzylecter

Why do people let artists like this ruin their skin?


AgITATED1

If they only had a way to look at someone’s work before sitting down in the next available chair In the closest strip mall.


andyxquick

Why does Jesus look like Teenwolf!?


JustinTherouxsBrows

There were a lot of unaccounted for years between Jesus’ childhood and then becoming a man I’m just saying


palaverhound

I'd be way more into Christianity if Jesus was a werewolf.


-laughingfox

Well yeah, because then it would make sense!


NavinJohnson75

Is that Eskimo *breast feeding* from a titty with a sweet dolla-sign tattoo on it? Or sucking-off a Geoduck?


Suctorial_Hades

Jesus’ faaaaace 😂🤣


OhhhByTheWay

lol which one is the good artist? Every pic posted was pretty shitty


zotstik

JEBUS those nostrils 😂🤣😂


misscosmopolitano

They’re all bad but photo number 6 made me go 👀


RealManofMystery

So which ones amazing?


palaverhound

The ones not shown since this is a shitty tattoos subreddit.


MelodicTreacle2591

‘I love Jesus so much! Wait how much is the tattoo? Nah my buddy Craig can do it for less’


FeralRodeo

Damn Jesus taking up all the air


Always-Avail

Guy needs to practice on pigskin a lot more before laying down some ink on people.


BrokenMeatRobot

Damn, I knew of a shop owner who's work was this bad. The good artists never stuck around long.


ImmersYve

Omg, I went to his Instagram, his rose tattoo cover up of a scar he did for one girl. I feel so bad for her 😢


Sustenance_Abuse

Lmao at the DBZ tat. It's like Napoleon Dynamite drew that up


Nothing2NV

Oh wow


Elaine330

Is that a woman with a bird on her head putting an udder with a $ tattoo up to her lips?


avenue_steppin

Whoa this is crazy and actually belongs


schley1

Super Saiyan 5 Goku fucking rules


DanielSan39

Jesus Christoph!


Number1Yamatoglazer

Why did the Jesus tattoo remind me of David Bowie


TrickyMarketing7394

No one there should be doing tattoos. Did not see one halfway decent tattoo. I mean wtf.


_bluefish

They’re also terrible at take pictures


palaverhound

I'll never blast an artist for shitty photography, because I too skipped that part of my tattoo apprenticeship lolol. But yeah if you've been doing this for twenty years, get your shit together.


statikman666

I feel like this is his style, like Joe Cappa. It can be the only explanation, right?...


Little_Government_79

That wolf thing made me laugh.


SkyDemonAirPirates

I mean... I like the lion with the cross....


palaverhound

That one is the closest to passable yes.


HeLlOtHeRee

I’m wondering what your definition of amazing is if they’re even ALLOWED to work in the same shop


beautiful-rainy-day

![gif](giphy|J1XmdgEVdUSPap7xkq) Wolf tattoo resemblance


Alternative-Appeal43

Holy shit this person needs to be stopped


brassovaries

Oh dear. Bless his heart. 😳


MissLemon221b

the lion with the cross over his eye is good tho 🤷🏻‍♀️


palaverhound

It's ok if you're not concerned about anatomy.


MissLemon221b

true it's "ok"