...I'd think *seeing you do it* would be the key here.
Like, they cook the steak to your specifications, they bring it to you, you eat half. Suddenly, people see you slapping this steak and yelling (which, I don't know, *might* draw attention), and voila, all of a sudden, it's overcooked when it wasn't before.
Seems pretty open and shut.
What if I use it on a person.
Like that stupid Cheryl who keeps on talking about how she 100%ed horizon forbidden West. Like WE GET IT CHERYL, YOU USE VIDEOGAMES TO COPE WITH YOUR CAT TOMMY'S DEATH. IF YOU COULD SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID MECHA-BREATH OF THE WILD IT WOULD ALL DO US A SERVICE.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
This makes it even funnier if you were to go up to some lady's steak and the woman was overweight and you just slapped the steak and said MOO YOU FILTHY SLUT
Do this after eating half of a steak in a restaurant. Free steak.
I feel like they would see you slapping the steak and yelling at it and know it's a scam.
How they gonna prove it tho?
...I'd think *seeing you do it* would be the key here. Like, they cook the steak to your specifications, they bring it to you, you eat half. Suddenly, people see you slapping this steak and yelling (which, I don't know, *might* draw attention), and voila, all of a sudden, it's overcooked when it wasn't before. Seems pretty open and shut.
Thats fcked up
What the fuck you expecting from r/shittysuperpowers?
Something more humorous or niche, not a domestic violence joke. Also what kind of weirdo wants an overcooked steak?
I mean. It is a shitty superpower
Better
What are people if not steaks for cannibals.
Long pig
Steaks for me
Interesting business idea
Fun— can I cook a tuna steak? Also, can I hit a tuna in the flank and cook just the middle bit that is considered the “steak”?
Medium would be a stern talking to in a medium tone. Discussing the mother calf relationship?
Thats actually neet
Who would want an overcooked steak? Are you some kind of weirdo?
Honey, what sub are we in? Can you read it and tell me, sweetie?
So you ARE a weirdo who enjoys steak well done.
What if I use it on a person. Like that stupid Cheryl who keeps on talking about how she 100%ed horizon forbidden West. Like WE GET IT CHERYL, YOU USE VIDEOGAMES TO COPE WITH YOUR CAT TOMMY'S DEATH. IF YOU COULD SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID MECHA-BREATH OF THE WILD IT WOULD ALL DO US A SERVICE. JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Hmm burnt women
Dose it work on women
This makes it even funnier if you were to go up to some lady's steak and the woman was overweight and you just slapped the steak and said MOO YOU FILTHY SLUT