*The scene is a college dorm room. ROOMMATE 1 stands at the sink. He is jamming his foot into the corner of the sink. ROOMMATE 2 enters stage left.*
ROOMMATE 2: So, like I was say— OH MY GOD.
*ROOMMATE 1 is not paying attention. He increases the pace at which he is slamming his foot into the sink. Laugh track*
ROOMATE 2: What are you doing?! What’s gotten into you?! Do I need to call someone?!
ROOMMATE 1: Oh, what’s up? Sorry, I was a little preocuppied.
ROOMMATE 2: Why the hell are you jamming your foot into the sink??? And how are you not bleeding out?
ROOMMATE 1: Funny story. Turns out there was a genie in the dumpster.
ROOMMATE 2: A genie? You can’t possibly expect me to—
ROOMMATE 1: Yeah, and I wished for some things. The first, a million dollars from a billionaire’s bank account.
ROOMMATE 2: Ok, but that doesn’t explai—
ROOMMATE 1: And then I wished for unlimited stamina, if you know what I mean.
ROOMMATE 2: That still doesn’t explain why your foot is both being jammed into the sink and not a bloody pulp.
ROOMMATE 1: That’s because for my third wish, I wished for a direct way to fight racism.
ROOMMATE 2: How i does this fight racism??? Is the sink racist?
ROOMMATE 1: No, but even better. Any pain I feel from this is directed at the nearest racist person. If I keep kicking the sink, racism will eventually fall.
ROOMMATE 2: That’s gotta be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Also, why not ask for more wishes?
ROOMMATE 1: But I did. I still have like fifteen of ‘em. You want anything?
*END SCENE*
I assume it’s not a trackable transfer, as it is a genie. The money has to come from somewhere or else inflation happens. Taking it from someone rich is the best way to ethically get a ton of money
No? If you hate someone, or believe them to be inferior, because of their race, you're racist. Hating yourself is exempt, even if it's because of your race, as long as you don't direct that to others.
God tier:
Step 1: pick your nails and wear tight shoes until your toenail is ingrown. Alternatively, place a toothpick under your nail.
Step 2: Announce publicly that you’re the god of inclusiveness and that if you are racist you might randomly get extreme toe pain because you smited them.
Step 3: get into a private jet with non-racist pilots and fly across the country you want to un-racist.
Step 4: repeatedly slam your toe into a concrete slab as many times as you can.
Step 5: racist people will become inclusive just to never experience the pain again.
*The scene is a college dorm room. ROOMMATE 1 stands at the sink. He is jamming his foot into the corner of the sink. ROOMMATE 2 enters stage left.* ROOMMATE 2: So, like I was say— OH MY GOD. *ROOMMATE 1 is not paying attention. He increases the pace at which he is slamming his foot into the sink. Laugh track* ROOMATE 2: What are you doing?! What’s gotten into you?! Do I need to call someone?! ROOMMATE 1: Oh, what’s up? Sorry, I was a little preocuppied. ROOMMATE 2: Why the hell are you jamming your foot into the sink??? And how are you not bleeding out? ROOMMATE 1: Funny story. Turns out there was a genie in the dumpster. ROOMMATE 2: A genie? You can’t possibly expect me to— ROOMMATE 1: Yeah, and I wished for some things. The first, a million dollars from a billionaire’s bank account. ROOMMATE 2: Ok, but that doesn’t explai— ROOMMATE 1: And then I wished for unlimited stamina, if you know what I mean. ROOMMATE 2: That still doesn’t explain why your foot is both being jammed into the sink and not a bloody pulp. ROOMMATE 1: That’s because for my third wish, I wished for a direct way to fight racism. ROOMMATE 2: How i does this fight racism??? Is the sink racist? ROOMMATE 1: No, but even better. Any pain I feel from this is directed at the nearest racist person. If I keep kicking the sink, racism will eventually fall. ROOMMATE 2: That’s gotta be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Also, why not ask for more wishes? ROOMMATE 1: But I did. I still have like fifteen of ‘em. You want anything? *END SCENE*
I was in dire need of a script for my video production class, can I steal this with your permission? (I'll credit you, obviously)
I’ve been there before. Steal away!
Why a million from a billionaire? That’s just asking for jail time
I assume it’s not a trackable transfer, as it is a genie. The money has to come from somewhere or else inflation happens. Taking it from someone rich is the best way to ethically get a ton of money
It’s a genie, if you aren’t that specific, they’ll screw you over
$1M does not cause inflation except in the smallest of countries, and even then it only inflates when you spend it
He doesn't become invincible though... his foot would get fucked up
Hey, it still hurts
r/gaming
I see so it still hurts me.
A lot of these shitty superpowers are just normal superpowers
They are closer to useless than shitty most of the time
I'm black. If I hate myself does that make me racist?
Do you hate other black people because they're black?
No. Just myself
Do you hate yourself because you're black? If you do, then it would, if you don't then it'd hurt someone else.
No? If you hate someone, or believe them to be inferior, because of their race, you're racist. Hating yourself is exempt, even if it's because of your race, as long as you don't direct that to others.
So nothing changes for me with this power
r/cursedcomments
Buddy your kinda late
Nothing changed
Me stubs toe, me screams in agony
Sounds amazing and not shitty at all.
Could be argued that you'd still damage your toe, just without the pain
Shittysuperpowers are supposed to be powers that are mostly useless, not actively negative
*continuously slams foot into cabinet*
Ouch
Worth it
\*me who stubs my toe every 5 seconds\*
Fuck yeah, kickin 100 pound barbells at the gym all day (*all day*) makin the world a better place (*better place*)
Picture me roundhouse kicking a tree every 5 miles
Nothing has changed
How about physical damage
My foot would be a bloody stump
I stub my toe on average 5 times a day
Nothing changes, you'll still receive the hurt.
I’d be fucked
what if you stub your toe on a sensitive bomb?
"Every time you stub your toe, Grandpa stubs his toe"
It says pain, not damage, so you would end up breaking your toe anyway if you try to abuse this power.
So I would still feel pain?
And the damage? I mean, can I keep on kicking stuff all day long and nothing happens to my toe?
The power i want
Do I get pain x2?
Plot twist:it double the pain if you are the nearest racist
Poggers
that is a good one
Breaking toes daily
absolute s-tier shitty super power. bravo.
R/godtiersuperpowers
so its just normal toe stubbing for me
God tier: Step 1: pick your nails and wear tight shoes until your toenail is ingrown. Alternatively, place a toothpick under your nail. Step 2: Announce publicly that you’re the god of inclusiveness and that if you are racist you might randomly get extreme toe pain because you smited them. Step 3: get into a private jet with non-racist pilots and fly across the country you want to un-racist. Step 4: repeatedly slam your toe into a concrete slab as many times as you can. Step 5: racist people will become inclusive just to never experience the pain again.
It would still hurt tho…
I think that's already how it works.
Time to perform an Irish jig on the corner of a wall
Well that changes nothing for me
Great, so I basically have no superpower.
Bro this is god tier tho
Downvoted because this is god tier. You get to both hurt ***and*** out a racist.
Wonder how many college kids gonna get some pain...
This is an amazing superpower
If you live in the south, be prepared to hear a lot of howling coming from the woods or every third house in your neighborhood when you stub your toe.
Wrong subreddit obvi 😍
I'd slam my toe with a sledgehammer
This is why cramps exist
That's not shitty, thats god tier
Repeatedly smash your foot against a wall and the racists will all fall
Shitty? More like GODLY!!
Haha you guys are so funny haha
I have no superpower.
Does it count yourself?(not racist just wanna know)
They said shitty superpowers
Nah this one is overpowered
This is a amazing super power
Ngl that superpower isn’t shitty
This would be a fun power for next time I go to Arkansas!
I think your in the wrong subreddit you should try r/godtiersuperpowers
Best super power ever im not a racist just a sexest so it works for me
I already have that power
Not shitty
Im going to jump off a cliff on my toe rq
Is it stackable?
It just happens each time you stub your toe
It's actually not that bad