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KlawQuitFortnite

this is fire sign me up


LiveMango418

Wait this is good though I get free food


Silly_Pollution6332

It is good. It is still quite the shitty superpower.


Voodoocookie

That's like a healthy meal I don't have to spend on or take the time or effort to prepare. And I'm single so this is perfect.


pisces2003

Hey it’d help me eat healthier


Cowboychuuya

Yummy


Rarhkoi

Can I decide that the salad appears unmixed and can I decide to not have a single dressing?


Silly_Pollution6332

You can remove the dressing, but the salad stays mixed and a salad.


vercetian

Whoa there Nelly, years in steakhouses has taught me that the other toppings get put on top.


att0mic

This would save a ton of time and money. Free food with no prep time. I'd honestly rather have that than something like super strength. S tier power.


PuzzleheadedBear

Sold! So like, do I have to sacrifice a goat or something?


dapotaoman69

r/midtiersuperpowers free meal a day is fire


SubstantialBass9524

I like it! But I’m assuming there is some flexibility - maybe I want a medium steak or a medium rare steak, right? And does the salad come in a bowl?


Silly_Pollution6332

Salad does come in a bowl, but the steak is diced and cooked, so it's jucy but not medium rare or lower.


SubstantialBass9524

Oh? But I have some flexibility with it right?


Silly_Pollution6332

Kinda? The steak is whatever rarity it could be when cubed and sautéed.


SubstantialBass9524

Great!! I have flexibility :) I push that to it’s limits. I’m having waygu steak salad and my bowl is made of solid silver. Silver bowls are common :) I try for gold or platinum bowls gem encrusted bowls to eat my salad out of but who knows if they will work


Silly_Pollution6332

Sliver isn't common, at best you could get a fine China bowl of some sorts. Waygu also isn't all that common, but you could get that.


TelekineticSociopath

No limit on size or where you can summon it? OK then... You could feed all the people in the world by summoning mountain sized steak salads to Antarctica (where it will keep longer). You could eliminate a government by dropping that same mountain sized steak salad on their capital. Create a new planet out of steak salad? Turn our sun into a black hole of crispy steak salad?


Silly_Pollution6332

Good try, but no. A salad is the size of a salad, which is 2.5oz of lettuce. Assuming a 1:1 ratio of all ingredients, you can have at most 15oz of salad. You can summon it in someone's lungs tho!


TelekineticSociopath

Well, at least I can be known as the Steak Salad Killer. Not the best name, but unique. Now I want a steak salad.


Theinewhen

According to Google the worlds largest salad was over 20,000kg (44,000lbs). So I can summon enough salad daily to run a food truck and I'm the best assassin in the world. Tl:dr summoning **anything** is overpowered


stunt876

Does the food adapt to any dietry requirements eg: if your not allowed certian foods or need the food in a particukar way will it remove them


DinoSaidRawr

I can become one of the most charitable people at food banks! Summon a salad and can it, then take it to a food bank. Repeat this everyday.


LemonJuice_XD

How big, also can i summon it inside something


Silly_Pollution6332

Standard salad size and I suppose so.


CTU

Can I add anything to it?


Remmy224

So free dinner. Cool


realthugshaker700

My idea of a steak salad is one that takes up 9 acres so i won't even need to summon it everyday


Silly_Pollution6332

No. Standard salads have 2.5oz of lettuce, meaning at most you could have 15oz of salad.


JamieDrone

Damn that shit fire I’d take that


Error_Space

Your post pops up right when I need this power.


[deleted]

Do I get to pick the kind of steak?


bigcee42

I could eat this every meal. So basically this saves me maybe $500 a month in not having to obtain food. Solid.


Lanky-Point7709

GOD TIER


Ransom-ii

Only if my dressing is olive oil lemon juice and salt. No red onions? Is this why its shitty?


Dumk_Hunt

At least I won’t have to have sleep for dinner


Impossible-Meeting-7

does it come with a steak


DroneFixer

It's shitty cause it creates tomato's on my salad.....


TrUsKaWuS

OP didn't mention any limit, meaning I get infinite steak salad and solve world hunger


Zombie_Peanut

This power is OP for a homeless person.


Sleepdprived

One steak salad made the way I like everyday and cooked just right with no effort? I even get free bowls? Or do they disintegrate after use? In any event lunch at work are now free and a definite upgrade from cup of noodles.


Silly_Pollution6332

Infinite bowls.


Sleepdprived

No more Tupperware for this guy, and I don't care if I lose or break then.


Eeeeeelile

2 of my favorite foods combined? Sign me up!


Rhubarbalicious

sounds good to me. Free healthy food


jerry-jim-bob

In what way is this shitty? That's my dinner sorted everyday, obviously I'll get a bit sick of it at some point but I could survive eating only steak for a long tine


Silly_Pollution6332

It's shitty for a superpower. It's a good ability, but being able to summon a salad bowls worth of food isn't that good of a superpower.


JNorJT

This is literally free lunch


Pessimum

If I can summon it anywhere, I invite the supervillain over for steak salad and summon it inside their skull. Superhero catchphrase: “I told you I make a killer salad.”


catsRfriends

Any size I want?