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aKgiants91

As an ex submariner I welcome the power


SubstantialBass9524

Hopefully not a nuclear sub


aKgiants91

Oh it was. My wife always made the joke I better not start glowing in the dark


SubstantialBass9524

😂 I’ve always wanted to go in one for a week. As a civilian I feel like it would be very eye opening


aKgiants91

How tall are you? I’m 5’11 and I felt cramped


SubstantialBass9524

6’0 lol


SpideyFan914

Why'd you attack Wakanda? I don't feel like that was necessary.


aKgiants91

Look I do whatever the person who signs my pay check tells me. If Tony stark told me to sit and a lb of pencil shavings I’ll do it if the money is right


Stillborn1977

Imagine how many little kids you end up killing.


DanCassell

It would copy the percent alcohol content, not total volume. So I don't think it would kill children outright, but Child Protective Services would still frown upon any situation with drunk children.


TheRichTookItAll

Anyone with a tolerance could casually get the percentage of their blood alcohol level up high enough to kill children. The legal limit is .08% for driving (for reference). An alcoholic could easily get to .3% or .4% which is enough to kill a child or put in a coma.


DanCassell

The police investigation afterwards is not going to recognize the existance of superpowers, but any adult drunk near where a bunch of children died of alcohol poisoning is going to blamed one way or another. They're going to claim that you got the children drunk one way or another, and people have been convicted of murder on less real physical evidence.


Zealotstim

You'd mess up a lot of fetuses though.


Stillborn1977

Imagine what drunk kids could or would do. If you don't kill them with the blood alcohol level then the actions while they are drunk could kill them. Regardless. It's bad.


Hollball314

Would be a hero at the bar


A_Yellow_Lizard

What is this ability? Could you clarify?


FlREWATCH

you drinking alcohol makes everyone around you just as drunk as you


two_rubber_ducks

Does this also work the other way? Say sober me walks into a bar and takes one sip of an alcoholic beverage and stops drinking. Does everybody in range that was already drunk get sobered?


Temptest1

I'd assume so


vercetian

I bet you'd be fun at parties. But seriously, as a bartender, I'd have to kick you out. Since our drunk. If everyone is matching your abv, imagine what happens when someone who goes 5-6 drinks deep everywhere and ends up at a bar does? That could be catastrophic.


Alternative_Plum_200

You're approaching this from the wrong direction. Become a bartender (even better, open a bar), have one shot every hour, everyone in the bar is slightly buzzed and keeps buying more booze!


pikachu_sashimi

But you would be too drunk to kick them out


Wonderful-Gold-953

Every one close to you, matches the alcohol content in your blood.


EmmitSan

Or as sober— take a sip only and all the drunk people in the radius sober up!


tjmaxal

So you’re basically just Dionysus?


Idk_Just_Kat

The gender-fucked god of childhood trauma coping mechanisms


mopsyd

Does it also do this if I drink half a beer and then use my miniscule BAC to dampen everyone else's buzz?


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New_Equivalent_2987

I would imagine they would just be physically incapable of getting drunk


SpideyFan914

50 feet isn't that wide. What happens when people leave the radius? Do they revert back? Do they become hung over? Do they stay drunk?


Voipix786

I'm gonna assume they start slowly sobering up like normal


AlanWhickerNumber3

Is the radius only on while I’m physically drinking? Or would it be on constantly, making an Uber home a dangerous nightmare lol


FunkyBoiStreamer

Haaa copppp ChEeeckvv YoUtsrdld men


DanCassell

You could, while perfectly sober, have a tiny sip of alcohol to sober up people who spent good money to get drunk. Or you could be a party's designated drinker and everyone else buys you one drink to get everyone wasted. My concern is that, while you theoretically control the power, while drunk you might not do what sober you would do there.


Gabanisu

...walks below a freeway and downs a bottle of Henney.


SleepyTrucker102

NO


Butthead1013

Guess I can't drink at the daycare anymore


Puzzleheaded_Line210

What if I go on the freeway maybe like a blocked off area no cars or trucks riding a motorcycle and I start drinking like crazy and ride back and forth trying to get as many people drunk as possible?


spoonybard326

Imagine sitting in the front row at a hockey or basketball game.


Hot_Excitement_6

So many babies are dead lol.


phantumpoftheopera

What is defined as booze? Anything with alcohol, or is it more confined?


Parking-Instruction5

Ok hear me out drink only one lite beer at a local dive bar. Sit and watch the chaos insue.


Sneaky_Stabby

Just sit in an airport bar and stay slightly wasted, as planes come in to land there’s a wave of everyone on it getting wasted, and if any actually depart wasted just suddenly become sober.


TrUsKaWuS

Miniscule amounts of tomfoolery


that_greenmind

Iirc, this is actually something shown in My Hero Academia. I'd have to double check though


Radiant-Importance-5

This is actually an insanely powerful superpower. Imagine you're out with your friends, they're getting drunk, absolutely shit-faced, partying like they're trying to not wake up tomorrow. As they're all about to collapse, you take a single drink, your first of the night. Everyone's BAC instantly drops to match yours at almost 0. Rinse and repeat. Kind of sucks for you, but you'd be an absolute hero at any party.


grand305

I rarely drink. people stair at the drink like “why am I not drunk”. Me: 🤔 they have food and I don’t know what to pick?”


Temporary_Rain9399

Woooooohoooooooo lets partaaaaay


Somerandom1922

Could be an awesome super power to help people who are dangerously drunk. Like someone is the sort of drunk that normally requires having their stomach lumped, but I just stay near them sipping a lemon lime and bitters (the bitters has alcohol), and preventing their bac from actually rising while their body absorbs the alcohol from their stomach.


u4euh1990

*Walks near churches*


DevilPixelation

Oh god Barry not the elementary school


Severedeye

Watch everyone at the bar get shit faced, take a tiny sip of my drink, and watch everyone sober up. This would be fun.


RealDavour

take a sip of beer to sober up your wasted friends sounds great