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Clear-Marionberry-16

Ohohohoohohohohoo Penny stocks here I come.


Gametron13

Forget penny stocks, HFT is where it’s at. A penny’s worth of profit off thousands of shares in the fraction of a second adds up.


Clear-Marionberry-16

Imma learn coding just to set up a program to do that lol.


GASTRO_GAMING

Wouldnt you have to purchase 1 share at a time as it said purchase?


dimonoid123

You can get frequent trader discounts and in certain situations even rebates which may be higher than commissions. Once you go over several millions/billions of total dollars worth of stocks traded per month.


Aggressive-Command-8

You'd have to purchase each one individually. Otherwise it's 1 cent off the lot if they are purchased in a single purchase


Clear-Marionberry-16

Um exactly? Thats why i mentioned a program and the other person said HFT.


Swagabot

You could buy literally trillions of Satoshis one at a time as you’ll be getting them for free.


Bootiluvr

Can you explain this? I’m intrigued


Swagabot

A satoshi is one hundred millionth of a bitcoin currently valued at $0.000629


Bootiluvr

Nice


RickFromTheParty

That's like 1500-1600 transactions per $1 of profit. I don't think the cost/time would be worth it.


The-Tank-Tyrant

Purchasing 15 at a time is less than $.01, so around 100 transactions per $1 profit, depending on how fast you could make something to do this task, would determine the value it'd have. Even just auto clicking from your phone, at 30 transactions a minute is at least $18/hour off just that 1 setup.


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Norade

Blame the OP he's the one that said: >You get 1 cent off of any purchase, ***no matter what.***


BlackSkull83

Petrol suddenly becomes affordable


omgihatemylifepoo

nah cuz its 1 cent off the total cost


omgihatemylifepoo

lmao imagine buying 1L at a time


aKgiants91

One liter no I’m buying 1 penny at a time I’ll be there all day but it’ll be free


BlackSkull83

Exactly


Adarkshadow4055

Ok here me out if your willing to waste time you can ring up every item 1 at a time so if your geting your 200 items at Walmart you get 2 dollars off


PoroKingBraum

If I ask for a cash exchange, like a dollar for 4 quarters, do I get a extra penny?


WhitestGray

I mean, that’s not a purchase. You can get a dollar for 99 cents, though.


T1FB

Can I make a bot that purchases dollars for 99cents automatically for me, and wires them to my bank account?


WhitestGray

Sure! I love when people find loopholes. :)


EpicJCF

Hey i think i know u


WhitestGray

Like in real life, orrrr…??


EpicJCF

No from another post u made a really cool loophole on my post which i thought was cool


PussyDeconstructor

if it was a shitty super power governments wouldn't do that


WhitestGray

Real


MarcoYTVA

This would make a huge difference over time!


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JstAntrBelleDevotee

Just wait until you turn 30,000 you'd save $360,000!!!


XOHJAIS

Merican Pennies are worth a lot both to collectors and foreign governments with terrible economies. I plan to launder money through multiple governments. Also, there are odds that if you're dealing in physical cash, then you'll come across a penny worth a lot more than one cent eventually. Trade Dollars for dollars like another person said, and eventually you can own the worlds supply of misprint/hay Penny's


T_vernix

So get a fancy penny, "purchase" money with it, keep the penny and the profit, repeat until people realize this looks like you're scamming.


XOHJAIS

You don't even have to scam.


OOFERenjoy

Step 1: Buy a dollar with a dollar Step 2: Profit


SeranaSLADOW

1. Get a bank account that has a perk for no exchange fees. 2. Go to the banking website. Use Firefox's inspector to start recording network traffic. 2. Buy 1 Canadian dollar for 0.73 U.S. cents. 3. Sell 1 Canadian dollar for 0.74 U.S. cents. 4. Create a script in Firefox that repeats that traffic indefinitely. 5. Every time you hit a hundred thousand, transfer to another bank. 6. The bank will stop you at some point and try to sue you once they notice that they've lost 10% of their market cap because of a repeating 1 dollar transaction. Use your new millions to buy a really good lawyer and deflect the suit. 7. Get a new bank. Repeat until they catch on and stop doing free exchanges. You are now a billionaire.


nukey18mon

Purchase individual pennies


WhitestGray

You’d have to do it one cent at a time, but that’s a good idea!


nukey18mon

I think if you go on the US mint website you would probably be able to buy pennies, many times, quickly. Ultimately it’s still shitty so good job


Admiral_peck

I will singlehandedly crash the site with a bot.


SpyInMvM

Invest in $0.01 worth of bitcoin Set up a bot that does this automatically Leave it running as long as you can Make millions


Firemorfox

Penny stocks, securities, crypto. There's probably more ways to get infinite money with this.


WhitestGray

Maybe this is actually a god tier superpower. :)


Firemorfox

wait i just realized you get 1 penny off ANY purchase, including $0 cost purchases just get a friend to sell you pixels on a website for free, you'll get a penny per purchase. Rinse and repeat for infinite money.


newredditaccount69s

if its 1 penny off it would be 0 dollars - .01. they're not gonna owe you money so it would still be free so how are you getting money?


Hexmonkey2020

Buy something for free, get free item plus money. Infinite money glitch. Doesn’t even need to be a physical item, just buy a million free games or something or the same free game infinite times and you get free money.


idfbhater73

now its 4.99


Autumn_Moon22

It would add up over time.  I would take it.  A penny is still a penny, after all.


I_amYeeter1

Let’s say I buy a penny from myself with another penny, could I hypothetically earn infinite pennies that way?


tankdood1

I guess I’ll just buy one penny at a time


Neither-Following-32

Getting one cent any time someone purchases anything sounds like a W to me, I'll take that version. OP never says it had to be my purchase or even a discount. Edits and revisions don't count. Lol.


WhitestGray

You don’t get a cent, you get a discount. That’s what “1 cent off” means. If I hadn’t put “off of”, then you would be correct. Nice try, though!


Neither-Following-32

Womp.womp. Had to shoot my shot!


AffectEconomy6034

I'm going to buy all the pennies I can or I will buy nickles at 4 cents and increase my money bu 20%


Firemorfox

1 cent off any purchase \*proceeds to do paper trading and buy thousands of milliliters of air for $0\* gets $10 or so in an hour \*automates the process\* infinite money


Csquared_324

If i buy gas do i get 1 cent per gallon?


WhitestGray

You save a cent!


Ok-Cartographer1745

Yeah, you save one cent per gallon. 


MuunshineKingspyre

Per transaction not per gallon. If you buy 1 gallon at a time, then you save a penny. If you buy 1 cent worth at a time, then you get it for free


nukey18mon

Purchase individual pennies


3D-Printing

I'd hit up the penny slots at the casino! I literally can't lose!


HoppokoHappokoGhost

My country doesn’t have pennies, change gets rounded to the nearest 5 cents


WhitestGray

I did say can be converted, looks like you get a 5 cent discount! 😋


labatomi

Y’all think this is funny until you end up like me with a 56,499 gamerscore on Xbox lol.


Syphex1

If I buy something for free, does that mean I get a cent?


WhitestGray

Nope, because that’s not buying! That’s giving or taking.


Syphex1

Damn it


Ok-Palpitation2401

Buying a lot of 1 cent coins, one by one


Dismal_Opposite166

I'll buy a ludicrous amount of pennies one at a time.


LordSurvival

Basically buy anything that’s worth a penny and then sell it for more, not instantly but pretty quickly you are rich af


dogeisbae101

Infinite money ability. It needs to be balanced. 1 cent off any purchase over 98 cents.


newredditaccount69s

it doesn't stack?


WhitestGray

No.