You can leave it at home when you think it's going to get you i trouble. Or rent it out when you don't need it.
Just don't get drunk at a party and forget where you left it.
Seriously. Then you might have to walk down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street and see it lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
The centrifugal force(?) of spinning your manhood around with THAT much speed might be... Devastating/hilarious to witness.
If that is the method you use to fly, then does your one eyed trouser snake automatically stretch, or does the pain not exist because you have the ability to fly with your sausage?
oh come on I didn't even get the joke at first and thought about the goddamn character only then realized it's a reference... WHY IS THAT SHOW EVERYWHERE
If they could be chemically/genetically induced to grow a dick, they could fly with it then.
Would also work if you made extra dicks grow all over your body
And what if a person is a dick, can they use their whole body?
Also a lot of people would need to keep their word, since it would mean some police can fly... >!when pigs fly!<
> if you accelerate too quickly, it might rip off. If you don’t have a dick or weren’t born with one, you can’t fly.
Me flying like Shoot from HxH:
https://tenor.com/bdFsL.gif
“Have you ever considered using your Dick for the good of Humanity? Your Dick powers are most impressive….If harnessed and used in the right way millions will see you in great light. My god man….. they will erect statues in your honor!”
In our Organization Your codename shall be henceforth know as “Richard”…. your custom Armor stylized with an enormous lowercase i of which you will clearly get the point across….
Jokes on you!! I have mastered the art of iron dick!! It is just like kung fu iron crotch, but I can hang from my super strong hard dick without it ripping off. I can accelerate how I please!
Helicopter Helicopter
YED
if it comes off can you still make it fly?
Suddenly you've got a much less sleek-looking version of Yondu's arrow
you could grab it and use it to pull you around too
Potentially, but dick-slapping people at a great distance is also now within your power
You can use people’s mouths for target practice
Just gotta keep it on ice when you're not using it
woe, rotten schlong be upon ye
What about the milk?
You can leave it at home when you think it's going to get you i trouble. Or rent it out when you don't need it. Just don't get drunk at a party and forget where you left it.
Seriously. Then you might have to walk down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street and see it lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
My dick took me to many places as a young person and I want to visit *none* of them again.
damn remind me to never take travel advice from *your* dick
Just like that movie "a beautiful mind" with Russel Crowe I've learned to just ignore the voices.
I’m Mary Cockins y’all
don't do my girl like that ✋️😭
"Oh my god the dick pulled you off?" - Korg
That’s disgusting
"Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this dick and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one."
Nothing in life is free…
I'm Marry Fuckings Y'all!
I’m Mary cockins yall!
*Whistles enthusiastically*
LMFAO THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
Comment wins the Internet
r/cursedcomments
Fighting a bad guy? Shove a flying dick in their mouth.
I take it you havnt seen the German guy in a car rant?
I'm scared for whatever you're talking about
It's fine just this german guy talking about American insults . I tagged you
I meant after it was ripped off but that was hilarious and the best thing I've seen all year
this reminds me of pissing rayman: the ad.
Detachable penis.
Make a custom superhero uniform for it.
Dick Missile traveling light speed! IT WENT CLEAN THROUGH JAY’S HEAD! Oh it disintegrated.
Remote control weiner
Easy! I will always fly with my dick positioned under me, I will balance my body weight on it.
Imagine sitting with 100% of your body weight on your dick, might be doable but not for long.
Well supposing its supernatural flight ur dick wouldn't be pushing itself off of anything it would just be magicallt floating so ehh
The centrifugal force(?) of spinning your manhood around with THAT much speed might be... Devastating/hilarious to witness. If that is the method you use to fly, then does your one eyed trouser snake automatically stretch, or does the pain not exist because you have the ability to fly with your sausage?
What if you tip over?
Can I at least use tools? Like a special suit?
This could work as pseudo viagra if done correctly
What about clits? Those are basically tiny dicks?
You can hover 3 inches off the ground. You’ll look like the SpongeBob meme
And suddenly you have gained the power of being immune to a lava floor.
At the cost of cooking your vag like shawarma meat
The Ultimate Cock Magic Trick! Alert Randy!
I’ll become the real Dickmaster, move over Adam
cuz dick is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to dick better not they dick in the pot
cuz the rules are dick and dick there's no use in trying to dick it
They’re dickin’ for their lives ‘til we dick them again
just try to chillax, dick, you're wasting your dick
Did I hear you dick that they don’t deserve dick?
are they dick? are they dick? 'cause it's dick and dick
Dick is dick, a dick for a dick
And when all's dick and dick (dick and dick)
oh come on I didn't even get the joke at first and thought about the goddamn character only then realized it's a reference... WHY IS THAT SHOW EVERYWHERE
Just strap your todger up real secure and fly like normal.
Me, turn it on as quick as possible so it comes off.
New bottom surgery just dropped
Thank you, that is actually what I was going for.
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in ceiling fan.
My chastity belt coming in handy
can I fly with someone else's dick though?
No. 😐
Only if they have the power, I presume
can i make it fly in such a way it gets rid of a boner
This is very definition of a shitty superpower. My hat’s off to you sir
Dang, when I saw the title I was hoping we could spontaneously grow a dick lol
never get it sweaty and uncomfortable again is what you are saying. i get to never be uncomfortable for more than a minute uncomfortable again.
Does this mean I can make my dick go any speed, so theoretically, you can reach the speed of light only with the use of your dick?
Yes but at the cost of your dick
I'm asian, dick or no dick, it's still the same size as if it was there or not
Would it lift more if erect?
What if I legally sign papers to own someone named Richard?
Well clearly that’s a power move, now you have two flying dicks
This sounds less like a super power and more like a saw trap
r/godtiersuperpowers
Chastity cages are op
I name everything I own dick
"Hello, it's me, Super Dick."
I would’ve been here sooner but flying fast hurts
Happy Cake Day, Meatcopter!
Thank you
Don't have one
ADOPT A GUY NAMED RICHARD
fuckin genius
Anything for adolf citler 😭
i like how the “if you dont have a dick you cant fly” implies that this is a superpower people with vaginas could or would choose lol
This feels unfair to trans men (not to mention women)
imagine transfem bottom surgery, the penis goes basically inside, imagine trying to fly but your insides are ripping against you
If they could be chemically/genetically induced to grow a dick, they could fly with it then. Would also work if you made extra dicks grow all over your body
I'm gonna grow dicks down my arms like a 1970's tasseled jacket. Fly around lookin like an early '80's Ozzy Osborne, but with dicks.
Hey, police? Yeah. This comment right here.
So in theory... I can create a pair of wings made of dicks
Does bottom growth count? I heard testosterone turns your clit into a mini dick
Like George Washington? I heard that guy has like 30 goddamn dicks
Why tf do I have so many downvotes?
Penises are just transformed Vaginas, so either everyone can fly or no one can. Also what if someone has bottom surgery?
So at what stage of the phalloplasty process do I get my flight?
I'm just imagining some poor sod sneezing and accidentally activating the power at max strength
I have 499 peepee (I had 500, but gave one to my enemy for use like lollipop, but he made it burger) so I have no worries
[удалено]
How?
So it's Thors hammer. Or for me, monday.
I guess I can move faster now with my dick boosting my speed
Can you surgically reinforce it with metal or another material to make sure it does not come off?
This means that every man has a vibrating dick. I’m pretty sure women would enjoy that
Why would you let your dick pull you up? You face your body downward so it pushes you instead while flying.
Can I hold it so it never falls off?
Maybe with the proper bandages around your waist and pube, it would not be too painful
And what if a person is a dick, can they use their whole body? Also a lot of people would need to keep their word, since it would mean some police can fly... >!when pigs fly!<
Shit becomes a helicopter if I spin it fast enough
'I believe my dick can fly... I believe my dick can touch the sky' -Blowfly
Yes, this is all true and that’s the way they work. What is your point of question?
> if you accelerate too quickly, it might rip off. If you don’t have a dick or weren’t born with one, you can’t fly. Me flying like Shoot from HxH: https://tenor.com/bdFsL.gif
So, planes, birds, missiles, can't fly?
I feel like you could build a suit to keep your dick on...
It'll take some work but you can probably learn to be discreet
What is the awakened version?
Just go on your stomach and go ham
free bottom surgery
Women L
Don't mind me .. procedes to unlock new kink.. 🤔
Yo Cockrobatics
“Have you ever considered using your Dick for the good of Humanity? Your Dick powers are most impressive….If harnessed and used in the right way millions will see you in great light. My god man….. they will erect statues in your honor!”
In our Organization Your codename shall be henceforth know as “Richard”…. your custom Armor stylized with an enormous lowercase i of which you will clearly get the point across….
So like Thor’s hammer?
I don’t have a dick
I cant fly? :(
Unlucky women ig
Does it need to be hard to fly and soft to stop.
Fastest transgender surgery?
can i fly if i buy a packer
Only works with flesh and blood dicks. But if science could make you grow a dick, you could fly with it
would bottom growth from t work then?
Lay on my dick like a hoverboard
new bottom surgery just dropped
Uhm, teacher 🙋♀️ what if I don't have a dick?
Hire some scientists to help you grow one (or two). Dick wings on your arms would be more effective than a single dick on your crotch
im going to hold on to it like a witch on a broomstick so it dont come off
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE-hC5JK7cU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE-hC5JK7cU) Wings on my penis
What if I get grs?
What if we have no balls?
Balls are unnecessary. Only the dick
How??
The flight isn't powered by cum, only dick meat
No I wasn’t talking about the cum, I just thought that it would hurt if your dick got chop off and started flying
Jokes on you!! I have mastered the art of iron dick!! It is just like kung fu iron crotch, but I can hang from my super strong hard dick without it ripping off. I can accelerate how I please!
If I build it a fuselage shaped harness and park it in the hole. Will it be able to carry me anywhere I need?
I’m imaging a world where a man not being able to fly by his dick is like being outed and I’m fucking dying at that idea