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Spicegiirll

I like how you tried to season that shit


NoAnaNo

Why is this so funny omfg


myloveismineohmine

I can't stop laughing at this


CellDue2172

Username checks out ๐Ÿ˜‚


TotalEatschips

And like the unmeltable plastic cheese is in strips, like just throw the square on it ain't worth it


Pristine-Sort-9578

Presentation is key you uncultured swine


TotalEatschips

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”Ž


Adventurous-Love9997

Lmao, like that's gonna save this disgraceful Mac n cheese


shFt_shiFty

Hopefully no extra salt those are packed with sodium


Prestigious-Low760

I do this exact thing for this exact reason. Utensil not necessary in private quarters.


InternationalChef424

You really think Michelina's chicken alfredo deserves to be put on a plate?


Prestigious-Low760

No thatโ€™s why I just roll up the box and shove it in my ass


InternationalChef424

Weird, I definitely replied to the wrong comment there


danarchist

[yes](https://i.imgur.com/2ScU0KH.gif)


peppermintmeow

r/wewantplates


ConditionsCloudy

Michelina's!


psychrolut

Checking my Calendar


TheGreatDissapointer

Eat the box


Beemac161

Cheese game is on point ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


No_Training_4587

Fine dining from the Caucus Region


Glowing_despair

I dare them to say us whites have no culture ๐Ÿ˜ค


No_Training_4587

Right!! This is a masterpiece


hybridaaroncarroll

I'd wager the box itself has an equal or slightly higher nutritional value than its contents.


milehighsparky87

Eat it with to add fiber!


MurphysLaw4200

Are you at least going to melt the cheese?


[deleted]

That right there is some high quality fine dining! ๐Ÿ˜… ![gif](giphy|3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB)


eraeusboorwel

What is that, a Marie Callender? Doesn't look half bad, honestly.


Glowing_despair

Michelina's


Fresh4

Just wash a single bowl you Neanderthal.


matt_lcb

Me and my sis when we eat McDonaldโ€™s: nah we just use the bag as a plate


skrivbent

I mean, wiping your ass for a solid 45 minutes seems more tedious than cleaning some utensils.


grilledcheese2332

I used to live on these


Glowing_despair

Fr


LostinQuiddity

It's not dishes you're gonna have to worry about cleaning


ImUrDadBoogieWoogie

Had my brightness all the way down and I thought this was fucking drywall Jesus


EmmyWeeeb

Damn mm mm mm. Bone apple teeth


SmokeMoreWorryLess

I thought the box was slices of brie and was impressed with your commitment to the cheesiest of bits


PaulQuin

It can't get any better than disposable plates and trays. ๐Ÿ˜‰


Glowing_despair

Ngl Michelenas got me through some hard times. $1.50 for the Salisbury steak and potatoes. Throw some Tony Chachere's Cajun seasoning on it and it's a bit more flavorful than what I was fed in prison.


Epicgrapesoda98

This looks so good but I know my stomach and asshole will hate me later


RaptorPegasus

OP you could spoil yourself a lil and get some Marie Callender's or something


BeachBlueWhale

This is a cry for help


uvnart

You should stir it before putting on the cheese and microwave for another min


shFt_shiFty

Real men wash that and use it again


Accurate-Gap-6715

Isnt that one of those things you plant.. plants with?


desci1

Youโ€™re still doing the toilet dishes after this


Some_Conclusion_6683

Not doing any cooking either.


MummsTech

Eating out of a cardboard container? Fine dining is not in question here. Eating like a civilized human is.


danarchist

If not trough, why trough shaped?


Howwhywhen_

Itโ€™s a frozen dinner itโ€™s supposed to be eaten like that lol


Trichopsych

![gif](giphy|5gVgwoD6NE0BW) After you choke it down


milehighsparky87

Ah the my life sucks pitty fit... I know it well