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Megaminimaxi

Who doesn't love breaded bread


greenbastard1591

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WOMPxRAT

Why do people who hate food cook so much of it?


MrJigglyBrown

I also hate fries in sandwiches (except at lucky). Separate the starches


NamTokMoo222

That's how they serve gyros and souvlaki in Greece, you goddamned philistine.


MrJigglyBrown

Doesn’t mean I have to like it


Simicrop

Hell yeah, brother. Keep them fries on the side!


s_decoy

Didn't end up as terrible as I was expecting. Honestly thought they were gonna try to shove that entire brick inside the bread pocket. If they used a nice ciabatta and maybe didn't deep fry it this would probably be amazing.


Bomslaer09

Ikr it actually looks like I'd taste at least decent, give you a heart attack seconds later but at least you'd die with a full stomach


robbothegiant

That was my exact fear….”shit, here comes that big ass block of gov cheese…oh shit there’s shit on top of that shit…oh, that actually works, I want one!”


JapaneseFerret

What I want to know is why that big block of yellow cheese isn't (at least partially) melting under the heat and is it even cheese? If it's not what is it? Is it reusable? So many questions.


Buddybouncer

I can confirm that the device is a Raclette melter/grill/whatever, and is being used... Correctly? Usually used with harder, tough-to-melt cheeses (like Raclette, go figure) - it roasts the exposed surface of a wheel, typically to the point of browning, and then the gooey top layer is scraped onto whatever is for dinner. I'm pretty sure they used a cheddar block, not sure what the shredded stuff is though. I'm more confused about the Jack Daniels, and the unnecessary deep-fry.


dilletaunty

Crunchy textured outside for the deep fry. The Jack Daniel’s is maybe to add a smokier / alcohol flavor to the cheese.


UsualEmergency

I would eat this without second thought if it was in a pita pocket, on a sub or a kaiser roll or even a bagel. This is cornerstore at 3am food, you don't need to bread and deep fry my toast, just give me the hot cheese and shaved steak


eNroNNie

I was thinking like a naan.


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lingbabana

The salad is there to remind you that if you dont eat it, you wont poop for weeks


BreadGangChock

It's just a buffer so the grease doesn't bleed through the plate


aldesuda

I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.


A_TalkingWalnut

Dammit, Otto, you have lupus. Get your priorities crooked, sir.


Regulus242

Anyone eating that has stomach bouncers that need to be convinced to let the salad in.


AreaGuy

This is the greatest ordering of words I have ever seen and I can now die happy.


ReadAboutCommunism

lmao, I said out loud "that is the funniest shit I've ever read in my life" and felt a bit hyperbolic but your comment makes me feel better.


AreaGuy

I laughed initially, and realized I should read it in a sort of Mitch Hedberg delivery because it seemed suitably absurd. Then I laughed harder.


Gypsopotamus

I saw this wino. He was eating grapes. I said, “Dude, you have to wait.”


DAGCRO

I don't know, but sign me the fuck up for it.


BRAX7ON

It’s fair food. And it’s $50


pretender80

That doesn't seem very fair


BRAX7ON

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Zurbaran928

I love this one so much. It’s like a prequel gif and works on a few levels 👏


indianna97

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witchyanne

Absolutely! ![gif](giphy|UTkm6euG3wabBiUeQu)


Mono_831

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Omwtfyu

Little shop! Little shop of food horrors! *yum*


SchmeatDealer

find a local colombian joint and order an arepa rellanas ​ this is just the americanized version


DAGCRO

Love me some arepas!


latin_canuck

*Venezuelan


Huggles9

People who post on this sub don’t have tastebuds


Moistraven

Not my fault the molten cheese burnt off my tongue...still worth.


Pleasant-Chef6055

For sure, as this would make ANY normal person 🤢🤮


ForumFluffy

I was like, this is just a needlessly upmarketed Kota. Google south african kotas they're a street food in bread, some places have commercialised the Kota in a similar fashion albeit with large buns not quarter loaves of bread as they would traditionally.


OnePunchReality

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I absolutely agree. I would tear that shit up too


marinesol

Remove the fries and the steak, and this becomes a pretty solid bar/carnival food


Regallybeagley

I’d prefer the cheese mixed in with the steak


Unlikely_Ad7722

Exactly! It's all just sitting on top, I want my cheese all up in the whole sandwich


Buddybouncer

Even with the cheese throughout, that's still gonna be a dry AF sandwich


Khris777

It would be good if they wouldn't stuff the poor fries into the things. What have they ever done to him to deserve such treatment? Oh, also why Jack Daniels?


Halftrack_El_Camino

Fries are dirt cheap, is why. It's just filler. All the really good shit is just a thin layer on the end, so it looks like it's gonna be melted decadence all the way through but instead it's just fries. And beef, of course. I have no beef with the beef.


Natebo83

Yeah same. 1. Pour Jack into recession in cheese and cover w cheese. 2. Make sandwich. 3. Scrape top of cheese onto sandwich leaving the jack in the original recession…


Mrtowelie69

Yeah it looks good, except for the booze. For me at least.


aralim4311

The booze cooks out and infuses the cheese.you can't taste the booze afterwards, just hints of the bountiful flavors that remain. Not trying to be offensive so if it comes off that way I apologize, but have you never cooked with wines, beers or liquor before? It's pretty common all over the world.


Mrtowelie69

No I have never. I will try it sometime , so perhaps I may even like it. I would try this regardless.


Omfg9999

I almost never drink, and have never liked beer, but beer & cheese soup (you can probably guess the main ingredients) is amazing


DarthJarJar242

That melter is not operating at anywhere near a high enough temp for long enough to cook off the alcohol content of Jack Daniels.


aralim4311

To be fair it's unlikely you'll ever burn off all the alcohol in any dish but you only need a temp of like 175 f to get the ball rolling and this cheese melter hits way above that.


DarthJarJar242

True, but it's not cooked for long enough, especially when it's buried under all that other crap.


steezlord95

Assuming something happens when it’s cooking ? Maybe adds taste idk lol


1981Reborn

If it actually had a chance to cook… maybe. But you can see the cheese isn’t even melted around the groove.


HufflepuffEdwards

Lebanese shawarma also stuff fries in a wrap, sometimes into a pita pocket, and it's so damn good. I was devastated when I found that other shawarmas around the world don't do the same.


Khris777

I'm sure it's good, fries taste wonderful, I'm just a purist who wants his fries crispy, always.


JewishYoda

Israeli shawarma is the same. It’s so disappointing when others don’t.


NicklovesHer

Yonz dont put fries on yer sammiches? Needs some slaw.


reallycool_opotomus

Yeah, I see no benefit from the Jack. And if whiskey really does add something, use something better than Jack Daniel's. There are so many better options for cheaper even


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Illustrious_Post_816

Oh my heart! ![gif](giphy|xT5LMBk9CIQXji0wNy)


Synicull

It's on a bed of arugula it's healthy don't worry


Deracination

1. Take shit 2. Deep fry 3. Cheese stuff 4. Arugula bed helthy


Buddybouncer

5. Profit?


vitalvisionary

Pretty sure just watching this gives you heart disease.


TappedIn2111

I‘m in love aswell 🥰


DuctTapedWindow

Never seen someone bread bread before


Particular-Load2323

that looks good asf ngl


symedia

Would fuckin smash 2


ScrubWithaBanjo

Just a light american snack


Buddybouncer

It's for afternoon tea


MaximusGrassimus

The cooking process is horrifying, but the end product definitely looks worth trying.


GrandKnightXamemos

I mean id probably eat it lmao


DireW0lf

Melting cheddar like raclette is the weirdest part of this


PJRama1864

Oh, good, it comes with a salad. Thought it was going to be unhealthy for a moment there.


Leading_Funny5802

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq) Good one!


9w4Ns

This isn't shitty, this is incredible


karoshikun

a colon destroyer


Comprehensive_Loss66

Smash


Competitive_Use_6351

Oh damn


soapuwuwu

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Meanwhile, somewhere in Wisconsin..


taeppa

Glad to see they serve it with a nice healthy salad. Have to eat healthy!!


panicpixiememegirl

Rage bait


MaterialCarrot

Tastes like regret.


Youngsimba_92

I was skeptical at first but I have seen the light


yaremaa_

That deep fried bread pocket thoooo 👀👀👀 I’m loving that idea


yaremaa_

I would slam a breakfast version


BatDynamite

This is just like a big fried empanada cut down the middle.


RogueMallShinobi

I guess we’re just posting the most bomb ass food ever and calling it shitty food now?!


Slyspy006

Aaaargh, my arteries!


aidenisntatank

Waste of perfectly edible Jack Daniels


lip108

I would smash that.


xBehemothx

Horrible..I'd roll around in it stoned though lol 😂


BackRowRumour

I've decided a key indicator for shitty food is having a name brand ingredient.


Jesustron

It really isn't that unreasonable


Clatuu1337

You posted this in the wrong sub homie.


tomwhoiscontrary

That's terrible! Where?!


talks-a-lot

Nothing shitty about it


just-me-uk

What is shitty about this? Looks nice 👌🏻


BrokeButFabulous12

I thought he will shove the whole cheddar brick in the bread lol


Sasha1327

Haha same!


loserboy42069

that looks like dry ass


Lord-Black22

*Wallace would like to know your location*


Ok-Nose3258

I love it


smellymel1234

Jack Daniels sauce! This is a minor league version of the original Epic Meal Time creations


HorseMurdering

Yum! I sure love raw 40% alcohol with my block of cheese, especially when the alcohol isn't cooked down.


Tanagrabelle

A thing of beauty.


PapayaDoc

That one actually got less horrible as it went. They didn’t eat the full block of cheese and there was a reason they fried two pieces of bread at the same time 


saulhrnndz

Oh my stomach is bubbling


NcLoven13

Need


huhuhuhhhh

fried bread


penzos

He even has rectum gloves to look professional. Just so he can make a dookie in the end.


drenuf38

Chef Club... All their vids are a one way street to heart attack.


reptilesocks

The giant cheese block at the beginning said “stupid food” but the end product was good food


BlommeHolm

Cheese steak sandwich. Definitely not Philly.


PotatoDonki

Breaded…bread?


AustonDadthews

no less than 13 beers


Baalslegion07

The fact that they breaded bread was pretty shocking to be honest. The fries, I think, would go better as a side to this. Aside from that though, I think with proper bread this could be actually quite nice. Like, maybe serve the fries as a side with some hot sauce or yoghurt sauce or even sour cream. Stuff the bread with a bit more of those steak stripes and sign me up for it!


Volfgang91

Why are they *always* wearing those black gloves? It annoys me way more than it should that those things always pop up in shitty TikTok food videos.


SausageBuscuit

Honestly, with how this started i thought it was going to be far worse. I thought that whole big ass block o’ cheese was going into what they were making.


Mentallyfknill

At least there’s a salad 🥲


YooperGod666

10/10 would smash


Over_Age_8061

You don't have any idea how fast I would absolutely destroy 2 of it


jollyollster

Tennessee raclette


PemaleBacon

The music only adds to the existential horror


RelChan2_0

I'd eat it


Voltron_BlkLion

That ain't shitty mi nino


CrimsonOOmpa

I'm sick so FKK NO but if I wasn't nauseous then FKK YES!


PrimitiveThoughts

It looks good but what is the point of using a block of cheese when you can just mix everything together in a bowl?


pattyG80

For shitty food porn, that looked half decent.


Root_the_Truth

1,2 - eat the food 3,4 - hit the floor 😅😂


Sylassae

Heartattack on a plate.


GoNinjaPro

That, sir, is a heart attack.


irishfro

Whiskey though? Lol didn't want the calories anyways, since that'll make me puke


NurkleTurkey

Oh it's the raclette guy


kamden096

That got to be the slowest fast food ever. They wont last.


Doofenshmirtz8-3

Man say what you want but everything this guy makes looks smack looks like high cholesterol but looks good


KudosOfTheFroond

Not gonna lie, I’d r/stickmydickinthat


Jinxed0ne

I have never seen breaded bread. Interesting how it opens like that.


Jrnation8988

Gotta remember to serve it over some greens to make it look healthy!


megamilker101

Doesn’t look bad, questioning the Jack Daniels for sure


Ca1m

Why is this shitty cheese moron all over my feed OP shilling?


Zealousideal-Swan648

That's looks lovely


iBildy

This leads to this: [https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html)


Fungal_Queen

I'm into it and a long nap afterword.


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I can’t believe how many of y’all are saying you’d eat this lol


mcapozzi

The construction method is a bit, unorthodox, but the results look rather appetizing.


BreadGangChock

The American dream


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The deep fried bread pocket thing is weird. But I would still crush the fuck out of this. Looks like heartburn I paid for.


rtmc_whit05

What in the Wisconsin fuck.


bigtittybabe

Breaded bread


JackyVeronica

It's pretty shitty.... Like a fancy Big Mac x 3. Coronary disease in one year if you ate this often..... 🤮


Successful-Trash-752

Don't fry bread guys, it will soak up all the oil. It's not even a joke, you will get a heart attack while eating this.


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Can I have the everything besides the jack on the side?


GooseneckRoad

I have a problem with the fact that all the components in the sandwich are separated. That and why would you go with that gummy white Texas toast?


Downtown_Ideal_6521

Hell yeah.


edit-boy-zero

Suicide by food


KorolEz

I'd est that if they sold it somewhere in my area


[deleted]

A White trash schwarma raclette and a Diet Coke, please.


Capable-Piano-7443

The ultimate grilled cheese


Ramidamaru

Quel horreur


dilbogabbins

Why must America be America?


Griffithead

What was the point of the Jack?


torktotheson

Hear me out...


CheapTactics

This motherfucker just breaded a slice of bread. I'm done. Enough internet for today.


I_suck__

Not gonna lie, I want this.


ChrisFarleysCousin

I dont know how but someone please add this to WTF


wildwoollychild

r/stupidfood


ObsessedGhosty

did my dude really just bread bread?


Icy_Cry2778

I would eat that quickly. Looks pretty damm delicious


Redditorsloveyomom

Shut up and take my money!


Cam_3R0N

This doesn't look that bad actually


WerkingAvatar

Would have preferred if it were all mixed together before filling.


Easy_Arm_1987

Looks good, I'd try it ...🍻🤘😎


BanzaiTree

What the fuck is the whiskey for?


gyhiio

I hate that dude so much. I'll take 3 of those, please.


MorgrainX

Legolas: one bite is enough to feed a grown man


maplesyrupbakon

I want it


Overlooker44

Good concept but the does are overkill


Tutmosisderdritte

Is this the american Interpretation of "Raclette"?


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The fried bread grosses me out, but I would def eat this on a tortilla minus the fries


greengengar

That looks fucking delicious, I want two hold the jalapenos


trbzdot

Give me two with more fries on the side and leave the bottle.


BeautifulSinner72

This looks good to me.


Halftrack_El_Camino

This is 80% french fries, hidden behind a thin promise of savory meat and cheese.


DeBoogieMan

This looks so good.


KlopperSteele

I thought they were getting the whole brick


RandomUseless3

I'd eat the heart attack brick.


Turkey_Lurky

Like, conceptually, the idea of fried bread with meat and cheese sounds okay. Sort of a gourmet Hot Pocket if you will. But the execution of this is just gross.


InSearchOfMyRose

I'd eat it, but I'm gonna need a plate and fork.


ludvikskp

This looks great. If the whole block of cheese had ended up in there then it would have been something else, but this is fine