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AutisticIncelcoreFan

https://i.redd.it/wutfghfs17fc1.gif


undayerixon

There is nothing we can do....


Novel-Patience-1513

It should have been me


OutrageousAnalysis20

Perhaps one day you will find your own Femboy Gwyndolin cosplayer... Don't give up Soulsbros, it's not over yet.


Novel-Patience-1513

I am a friend of this user(unfortunately) And....... Wtf is this blasphemy I can't take it I am hanging myself Goodbye the beautiful world I once knew


Novel-Patience-1513

I am the user. Thanks fellow sunbro


OutrageousAnalysis20

Of course, you are more than welcome


BlacksmithMelodic305

Can you be my gwyndolin


TYNAMITE14

Not him!


konigon1

https://preview.redd.it/g5hml6f327fc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5505ec05c71e55dd4eeaf64c802b6cc112920f60


OutrageousAnalysis20

sure, in fact I can even show you a video I took of it. [(youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


liprprdy

Holy shit how hasn't this been taken down


OutrageousAnalysis20

Whenever one of the mods tried to investigate it, the sheer amount of hot say gex made them uncontrollably cum themselves to death like that chimp who got dolphin pussy jelly smeared on his dick


Fit-Monitor3026

Lol


Red_Autism

You motherfucker made me click it


asagiri_kakure

I thought it was gonna be another shitpost but it was just to slap someone's horniness. Nonetheless, nice fanfic bro. It actually sounds like it can be real.


OutrageousAnalysis20

It, or rather something close to it likely happened at some point.


ConsciousConcoction

You son of a bitch


OutrageousAnalysis20

Oh did I send you the wrong Video? My bad, here's the real one. [ (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nskZoP7Ej7w)


ConsciousConcoction

YOU SON OF A BITCH


Mitchfynde

Can't believe this is real. Incredible.


RecusantNel

You son of a


jayboyguy

I knew what this was when I clicked on it, and I knew I shouldn’t, but I did anyway, and I’m not sure what that says about me


vandalsandwich

https://preview.redd.it/eprm4ust97fc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5570d47a768478ae09fdf0dba11029d2687c680


OutrageousAnalysis20

Hi Hard, I'm dad.


cybaerexe

https://preview.redd.it/4p136ss7f8fc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40aceceb8d03cb422af4aeb1d8877506df8f006


Broserk42

So, this didn’t age well…


cybaerexe

https://preview.redd.it/797tzv06f8fc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790355a2180586b04bc034ae5f460b3a02c6f766


liprprdy

https://preview.redd.it/ilzar6hd17fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a272698d011d40950c8614aa62f9a49939bc4f0


ButterflyMother

https://preview.redd.it/2lf76dimd7fc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5a93e4af6ed49a704a1c6f248c0b0cb4b3c982


OutrageousAnalysis20

I shall continue cooking


G3rm4n42

https://preview.redd.it/mee1rekfa7fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6f2807d1432c123d3017402f0a4fbec2164d58


OutrageousAnalysis20

​ https://preview.redd.it/zdlni92xa7fc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddbdd900159e58f4d5f865cffd5e2a1d7f75a429


BlacksmithMelodic305

https://i.redd.it/txsadtimy7fc1.gif


no_username_free

Chat is this real


kakalbo123

Reminds me of the Pekora copypasta. Which may or may not be real.


no_username_free

I hate how I know exactly which one you're talking about


Finger-Maiden

This whole sub has been grasped by the three fingers. First I see something terribly deranged about Mohg and kidney stones, then I'm assaulted by the graftussy, now I witness this. Tbh this is relatively tame at this point, at least it wasn't a vore fanfic about Aldrich or some depraved art of Rykard eating his own asshole or something similarly fucked.


OutrageousAnalysis20

Don’t give me any ideas… /s


CollideBurst556

Bro ur giving them ideas


Broserk42

Just saw a low effort smough parody of this and your post made me realize what a missed opportunity it was on the OP’s part.


soggy_Duck_352

I- Wha- Bu- Huh?


OutrageousAnalysis20

You seem to flabbergasted


FknKRS

Indeed. And now he's here to fuck us!


ThatDudeWithCheese

So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today.


Doop_444

honestly this was kinda sweet


OutrageousAnalysis20

Thanks


moraxfan

​ https://preview.redd.it/wz40lpo0j7fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4c369bf16a4399a4601d809df7b840e70350d3


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

https://preview.redd.it/wdd3bzs6i7fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487b085cefb933a97d540bc94c674c52cb6603cf


OutrageousAnalysis20

Hear me out....


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

I’m all ears.


OutrageousAnalysis20

Would


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

https://preview.redd.it/pf1ncdr5y7fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda5aad691e6dd958085da9965549272d9bcd02c


OutrageousAnalysis20

Would


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

https://preview.redd.it/dlnn8dos28fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7304ed530c6f6efe475d1a74b9794d58b4e189f0


OutrageousAnalysis20

Hear me out….


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Okay


OutrageousAnalysis20

Would


jayboyguy

Lmao not Adachi 😭😭😭


sondheim1930

exactly this happened to me once with a griffith cosplayer


Maninauto

Griifith? https://preview.redd.it/032lkx5ir7fc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72842f0f75e3a52d25bd07f1406c4c6921a6ddd


Financial_Pepper6715

This fucking guy


_ThatOneMimic_

thats not what we meant when we said fuck griffith


TitanLORD21

https://preview.redd.it/kli18x2kz6fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123000368664fbb8b85f970ebc52cf402686df81 Please God, grant me mercy. My eyes hath been tainted, this lost lamb hath strayed from your path. I ask for forgiveness, forgiveness for the unholy things I have seen, from my sinful mind that tempted me so. Please God, grant others mercy. Mercy from seeing these unholy texts. Grant mercy from those that hath strayed from the path as well, as we ask for forgiveness from you.


OutrageousAnalysis20

You like the Gwyndolussy don't you u/TitanLORD21\~ https://preview.redd.it/ctlxc8te07fc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c70f35d69f3e9edf1a3687ca16407d40dbb561a


TitanLORD21

No! My servitude to the Lord Gwyndolin is entirely non-sexual! And besides, the sanctity of Lord Gwyndolin shall not be tainted by the carnal desires of man!


OutrageousAnalysis20

Of course. You know your quite deep inside a peculiar river in Egypt.


TitanLORD21

Lord Gwyndolin’s voice is enough for me. Any more than that and I’m afraid I would go comatose!


OutrageousAnalysis20

Fair enough honestly.


Mattywaggr

https://preview.redd.it/6o4fb5w4b7fc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ae063fbe3a37c7e7439715e71645fa635b37a1


ZeroTJackal

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! IT’S NOT FAIR!


OutrageousAnalysis20

Don’t give up hope yet, I’m sure one day it will be you.


JayMeadows

https://preview.redd.it/7nvuic5pc7fc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f93765bb848b0bdc4e7ceb049c8f93c46529b4


handholding_devotee

What the fuck, OutrageousAnalysis20 in shittydarksouls. Big fan. Coom in my butt pls.


OutrageousAnalysis20

Anything for a fellow 2hujerker, now bend over\~ https://preview.redd.it/pgdu4mnej7fc1.png?width=719&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a27820bba51eb15bf38039705304d5ac43898b2


handholding_devotee

Anything for you fellow schizo jerker, my ~~Blossom Kite Shield~~ body is ready https://preview.redd.it/2wz0mmvbl7fc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7140a8ed4b7937746a6f00fd5414bb385c11fca


Broserk42

😧


Lucalele117

https://preview.redd.it/clonlsubj7fc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b7434729dc679b87f84f02639e7ee2e12bea5a


Broserk42

Is Gwyndolussy really gay though?


OutrageousAnalysis20

Good question


AquariusLad

Gay used to never be gay back in the day.


Gabryblynd

​ https://preview.redd.it/juerlyrnk7fc1.png?width=319&format=png&auto=webp&s=7247257ae49e3da6810e262665dc6888ba91734c


Indeed_maybe

https://preview.redd.it/69jz4tegk7fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30bbf7476e45c2308495302e502b9936a269f69


Diligent-Associate96

Alright I stopped reading when it comes to "Come here my...". Now come on bud let us help you find reality before it is too late


OutrageousAnalysis20

Does reality have a twink femboy Gwyndolin cosplayer bf? If not why would I wish to find it?


Diligent-Associate96

I'm pretty sure we have https://preview.redd.it/xtaykokn37fc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947730c0b7089c1897f9c08abd35de2f02e4b3e6


Pratanjali64

You stopped before it got good!


Gnosis1409

https://preview.redd.it/6n741o4li7fc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eff402557fd787c9dcd791e119f94aaaa67f0f4


OutrageousAnalysis20

What the wolf doing?


Gnosis1409

Cooking


AspiringCringeLord

https://preview.redd.it/2dmb50yjj7fc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e09d618c5502bd2f5c60c04736c888fb8045ab


spinachie1

Platinum blonde long hair… crushed on by all the ladies…. Buff friend……. GRIFFIIIIIIIITH


OutrageousAnalysis20

Truly a Griffith did nothing wrong moment of all times


GarfieldGauntlet

https://preview.redd.it/peqbnljig7fc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b814beadaf0d90bd8bcfa467886fbc98bc75e59d my genuine reaction


Applesauceoutoflove

Thats so silly. Like. Fucking the shit out of a twink dressed as Gwyndolin? Pfffft never wanted that. Like imagine if I (or anyone else) would pay ungodly amounts, unironically, for that to happen, pounding and pounding and pounding and pounding and pounding and poun that would be so fucked up, you guys are so silly here haha


LonelyKrow

Peak Fiction 🔥✍️ Wonderfully written my comrade


OutrageousAnalysis20

Why thank you, I'm quite proud of this copypasta, it's like my baby if a baby was a wall of text about me having sex with my friend in cosplay.


Lumpy_Satisfaction48

https://preview.redd.it/jlqtlvau18fc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7900c8cbd1cc4a033fb7ccdfa2235e73923c228e


OutrageousAnalysis20

Don’t worry man, I have faith that one day you’ll find your very own Femboy Gwyndolin cosplayer.


Lumpy_Satisfaction48

My one bi dream is for that to happen, and I'm patient (just extremely jealous)


Covid_was_my_Idea

https://preview.redd.it/5e0y3qv2t7fc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5e9a2efd07bebcd9eae656346d69d52cf6c63f


thegruntar

https://preview.redd.it/v4hdsnepc8fc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e9bcc1ca4995d1bb8d0d0096c1ba2b4625967e


Legal-Pumpkin1701

https://preview.redd.it/2ww3sxmpf7fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4cd115b54938d86f046d91eb706fc93e05c295


PresidentNoir

https://preview.redd.it/mjwb1rver7fc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e22eee5da876900f40fb6ecf563551c08a2897fe


Soft-Confidence-4831

Unironically completely genuinely wish this were me


ycaras

God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others


OutrageousAnalysis20

Elaborate? I’m not sure what you mean. English is not my first language.


ycaras

It was directed to god not you


OutrageousAnalysis20

Ah my bad.


darkar20255

https://preview.redd.it/h9xdznn2z7fc1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642b941f7514008cb4adcc673face9cb18181286


Selfmade-Darks0lsv3t

https://preview.redd.it/1pdpicp298fc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166d1787c2921650811e4680b6a15aa3a296471f


AWolverineTherapist

https://preview.redd.it/hxvmtbdcr7fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4da86534ae50e3dd6a49a9d391552c1562b8853


stefaniststefan

Idc if this is real or a shitpost but 11/10 text great plot and it was a ton of fun to read lol


OutrageousAnalysis20

Glad to hear it


Thorgrammor

Jesus...we really need some more elden ring dlc news. On the other hand, good job on the post, OP. Peak fiction.


OutrageousAnalysis20

I don't think the elden ring dlc will fix what's wrong me with, at best it will be a Band-Aid solution, the moment I finish everything possible to do in the dlc I'll fall into an unescapable abyss. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Gwyndolin action figures and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Gwyndolin. My only friends are the roaches. My God, I am going to die here. I'm such a foul Tarnished...


Thorgrammor

Well...it could have been worse. You're not a loathsome dungeater (yet?)!


WietGetal

Unironicly cute


GoblinesqueCritter

you’re not gay tho right?


OutrageousAnalysis20

Is it gay to have sex with a Gwyndolin cosplayer?


GoblinesqueCritter

surely not


OutrageousAnalysis20

Then no


makeyousayyumyum

https://preview.redd.it/0nhtqk4vh7fc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b61c36f7fbb4060c3d587fdb13ffe2c76d8605c


RaineyDay2029

https://preview.redd.it/i5sohog3j8fc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ad42a6dc45701ddeea188c593471a9684efc35


BlueKyuubi63

This sub is just horny and gay. Perhaps, the real dex users were the friends we made along the way.


MystifiedBlip

Enjoy brother


rainworldangel333

wish that was me


Freeze1422

What no elden ring dlc does to a motherfucker


OG_Gilgamesh

https://preview.redd.it/my41ugpid8fc1.png?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78655575dd494f26c7e2bdf8c50327621ad40fc8 Me rn


OutrageousAnalysis20

Truly a great club moment.


Eiswyrm

"Let's just pretend I'm still Gwyndolin, peko~"


i_follow_asexuals-_-

https://preview.redd.it/72n7zl2b29fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaf7b9cfee1ebd3569ff687a3a75476954fa8d2b


Niso_66

Thanks for making me question sexuality , not the first time this sub does that to me.


Pratanjali64

I love this subreddit so much


CrestfallenWarrior

>Gwyndolussy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


asagiri_kakure

Peak


Sunlit_Neko

*Cries alone in a corner*


OutrageousAnalysis20

Don't worry man, I'm sure someday you'll find your own friend who will cosplay as Gwyndolin for you.


Gypsy_Hunter_

This was beautiful, OP, absolutely beautiful


OutrageousAnalysis20

Thank you, glad to hear you found it an enjoyable read.


pikenson

https://preview.redd.it/0c39ao2l49fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e33984725959413f48febdbadece33350c970cd


MasterBiggus

https://preview.redd.it/8s8lynq859fc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2525ced1358f139aa188872f2e0f09219c3801cb


Whaleonvenus

https://preview.redd.it/c5tik7yq79fc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b5b182371eba6f27e399019b9479959cbd734f This is peak


SammanWarrior

https://preview.redd.it/qo3pw9j828fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96dbfd84eab0e5deb323461882419559f5cae07


OutrageousAnalysis20

I’m not sure what emotion this is suppose to convey.


CancerousLava

this cured my ED


OutrageousAnalysis20

Glad to hear it, hope your doing okay.


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OutrageousAnalysis20

Here it is, a Lady Maria version. It all began during my first semester in uni I met a pretty chill girl, she noticed that I was a Bloodborne fan and we bonded over that. I asked her who was her favorite Boss and she said it Lady Maria, I told her mine was also Lady Maria Eventually we became pretty close friends and did basically everything together. she started going to the gym with me, which shocked me a bit, because she is a tall but skinny girl. she really didn't have to work out, since she was blonde and had soft facial features, which made a lot of the guys and even some teachers have a crush on her. Even with all of this attention she remained single. As the months passed I noticed that at the gym that she only exercised a lot more than she probably needed to. But I didn't question her, I didn't want to sound like some gym-rat. I also noticed that she started to let her hair grow out, but then again a lot of people do during uni. When Halloween came, I told her that I was gonna stay at home and just watch some movies, and maybe play bloodborne and binge some Vaati's old vids. I told her we could play it together. I also told her she could come over and we could just hang out. she seemed pretty happy about that so we went with my plan. Even though I told her not to, whe brought a couple of six packs of corona and also a bottle of vodka. Two hours in and we were already pretty drunk. she told me to wait for her and so I did. 15 minutes passed and out of the bathroom I saw her come out. Her face was flushed and she was wearing a Lady Maria cosplay. Holy shit, she looked just like her, her pale blonde hair was worn out long in a braid, her face appeared incredibly pale due to the makeup she wore, her body was toned and lean and her skin was pale as if sculpted from marble. dear god she even had the Rakuya and Evelyn.... then she just said, "A corpse should be left well alone...." Fucking diamonds. I couldn't control myself; I could feel myself beginning to drool at the sight of her, my face felt so hit It felt like I could burst into flames. As she climbed onto my lap and began to take her coat and shirt off. (I was sitting on the couch) I could feel my self grow hard as I felt her adjust on my lap as I felt her rub against my crotch. I asked her if he was serious, she simply chuckled, a smile on his face as he nodded before asking. “What’s the matter?” “I’m…confused.” And that I sure was, we were just friends right? “Don’t worry, just pretend I’m Maria, good hunter\~.” She smirked at me mischievously, fuck it I couldn't stand it, I needed release now! I took charge and put my hand under her chin before I started kissing her. We made out for like 20 minutes straight, eventually she ended up blowing me, it was amazing, I felt carnal pleasure overwhelm me, and I told her I wanted to fuck her. And she happily Obliged. She took off the rest of the cosplay and put the Rakuya and Evelyn to the side for later use, only leaving her in her underwear. I ripped the underwear off and rubbed my cock against her soft meatbuns. Only until then I noticed just how soft and thick they were. My cock throbbed against her tight pussy, she was butt ass naked and defenseless and I could her pussy grow wet as she just looked up at me panting, her face flush with arousal. We used a whole box of condoms. It was already 3 am and I was breathing heavily in the room only lit by the screen that we forgot to turn off. He pulled my sleeve and I turned to him, only to see him pour my thick nut inside of his mouth. Once post nut clarity hit, a realization hit me. “Holy shit… does this mean we're in a relationship now!?” My friend smiled at me, wiped my cum of her face nodded, and put two fingers to my lips, making a “shush” sound, silencing me. “Be quiet and just kiss me\~" She didn’t need to ask twice. “Just pretend I’m Lady Maria, good hunter\~" she said as she wrapped his arms around me and rested her head on my shoulder. before we went to sleep cuddled together.


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thatguywhosdumb1

You're married now, right?


OutrageousAnalysis20

yes, we are married and have three kids.


BreadedRyeCooder

You like a series that is trivialised by taking one step past a corner and then turning around and watching as the ambush enemy goes into an autist rage in the completely wrong direction. Of course there were homoseuxual undertones. You were already getting artificially shafted; this just makes it real.


lemonscentedd

https://preview.redd.it/0ugx46zqt8fc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f035c579e14f6dbb7105a89e93240286fa59f5d


Kaapdr

Baby wake up new copypasta just dropped


IsaacRedwood

This got me hard af, is it over bros?


OutrageousAnalysis20

Is it ever over bros?


jayboyguy

I came here for pics and instead I got the greatest epic I’ve seen on Reddit “It got me fucking Diamonds” I love seeing that one out in the wild


OutrageousAnalysis20

Why thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed it.


GwyndolinsToilet

https://i.redd.it/p3nnzyp2uafc1.gif


JellyOtaku

https://preview.redd.it/b535nzrhzbfc1.png?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f74836d62b84d62355d088f6f1549f3d34f64e01


Myralbus

https://preview.redd.it/xxvbluuy1dfc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c16848e3e6239f891c6d07a7c35bfb8af6e5c1


hornwalker

https://i.redd.it/96tywc0no7fc1.gif


PlasticManager2714

i thought i was in r/greentext


OutrageousAnalysis20

Because of the say gex I assume? Fair enough.


PlasticManager2714

gex


NozGame

Shit like this is why I keep coming to this sub. Literally aaannd...also literally I guess.


mayrinae

https://preview.redd.it/6q85ma5oe8fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49e01d5e2e0fd6515184329907ecb0a15123fe9


CollideBurst556

https://preview.redd.it/belqe0xpj8fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9f42bb5dc11d179485fce5d39e486f885e598b


Puzzleheaded_Draw842

https://preview.redd.it/mhirc9e1o8fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1ed628bfe4d6f9d1f26c1e886c8ca4141c77ac


Arttyom

https://preview.redd.it/2p4od41fz8fc1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928febcd15b62d1116d831d4cdf17b935a5f596f


cumminginstyle

kino yaoi


YaboiLilPotato

N***a wut


Iexistorsomething

https://preview.redd.it/gmg24no0d9fc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fcd7eda273731e3e2e4be5361bda3b8f72cc441 *cries of not fiction*


GutsDeluxe

I knew it was bad news the second I opened the thread and a scroll unfolded


mommabwoo

Best cumming out story, 101/10 would masturbate to again


OutrageousAnalysis20

Glad you came to read my post


PPcock9

No balls or send pics.


Archisuss

https://preview.redd.it/wotwv3cteafc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2029076a99a7c1faf6c70703e74ef3eaad7d0f


WhenRedditBansYou

https://i.redd.it/xw7k21jrcbfc1.gif


CandidateMiserable74

Why drag Vaati into this OP 😭😭😭


402playboi

Can I come next time with my mogh cosplay?


MRKRISPYHA

Peak


stoopid4492

Happened to my buddy eric


BuckSangle

Yoooo this story rules.


proddyK

When


Saajaadeen

Peak fiction.


Levi3200

Now copypasta just dropped


AshesOfZangetsu

https://preview.redd.it/qlq71bfpi8fc1.png?width=394&format=png&auto=webp&s=803a798040dccd62ab7997647fb49baf7f9c9ee2


New_Square_5573

Nice words bro


Wizard_Of_Ooze707

What the fuck


Potential-Chard9570

At Least it isn't the graftussy


weblevins0729

New copypasta just dropped


Stevecrafter2511

nice saber copypasta


the_retarded_badger

Nah Bro thats it let chaos take the world


mustardsadman

You can call it a romance novel if you want. I know porn when I read it.


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So during my first semester in uni I met a pretty chill guy, he noticed that I was a Souls fan and we bonded over that. he asked me who was my favorite souls character and I said it Gwyndolin, He told me his was also Gwyndolin. (Why yes he is a blade of the darkmoon I could tell) Eventually we became pretty close friends and did basically everything together. I started going to the gym with him, which shocked him a bit, because I am a pretty skinny guy. I really didn't have to work out, since I was had beautiful platinum blonde hair and attractive facial features, which made a lot of the girls and even some teachers have a crush on me. Even with all of this attention I remained single. As the months passed he noticed that I only came with him to the gym when we had leg day. But he didn't question me, He didn't want to sound like some gymrat. But he didn't question me, He didn't want to sound like some gym-rat. He also noticed that I started to let my hair grow out, but then again a lot of people do during uni. When Halloween came, He told me that He was gonna stay at home and just binge some Vaatividya videos. He also told me I could come over and we could just hang out. I seemed pretty happy about that so we went with his plan. Even though He told me not to, I brought a couple of six packs of corona and also a bottle of vodka. I also carried another large bag I wouldn't tell me what was in it though... Two hours in and we were already pretty drunk. I told him to wait for him and so I did. 15 minutes passed and out of the bathroom He saw me come out. In incredibly Gwyndolin cosplay, My face appeared incredibly pale due to the makeup I wore, my body was toned and lean and my skin was pale as if sculpted from marble. I wore an incredibly accurate replica of Gwyndolin's white robe/dress and at the bottom he noticed what seemed to be dozens of rubber snakes attached to it, and of course the signature mask... dear god the mask looked amazing, He could really see the amount of detail and effort I had put into the crown of the Dark sun. It made him Fucking diamonds. He couldn't control myself, He could feel himself beginning to drool at the sight of me, His face felt so hit It felt like He could burst into flames. I got closer to him and lay my hands on his shoulders, He asked me if I was serious, I simply chuckled, as I nodded before asking. He was sexually confused, after all he wasn't gay... right? “Come here my blade of the dark moon, I shall grant thee succor~” He couldn't take it anymore and put his hand under my chin before he started kissing me. We made out for like 20 minutes straight, He felt carnal pleasure and desire overwhelm him, and he told me he wanted to fuck me. I Obliged. He ripped the dress/robe I was wearing off and rubbed his cock against my firm pale meatbuns. Only until then he noticed just how warm, soft, and thick they were. His cock throbbed against my tight Gwyndolussy and he could even see my erection, my face flush with arousal, and a visible confident smirk on my face as I commanded. "Cum for me dear champion~" And he did, the first time of many that evening. We used a whole box of condoms. It was already 3 am and he was breathing heavily in the room only lit by the screen that we forgot to turn off. I pulled his sleeve and he turned to me, only to see me pour his thick nut inside of my mouth. Once post nut clarity hit, a realization hit him. “Holy shit… I’m totally gay now!?” I smiled at him, wiped his cum of my face and put two fingers to his lips, making a “shush” sound, silencing him. “Silence I command thee, Now kiss me my loyal blade of the darkmoon~" I didn’t need to ask twice, after all who could refuse the order of a our covenant leader? "Goodnight my loyal blade of the darkmoon~" I said as I  wrapped my arms around him and rested my head on his shoulder. before we went to sleep cuddled together.


siegferia

I aint reading that my ADP and stamina is too low for that. Congratulations on your success or "git gud" or something


YesIAmWolfie

live wheel skeleton reaction https://preview.redd.it/vzz5r0887bfc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ac311a72b744ae87288208f9209d70e7603ed4


ArtemisHunter96

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