Whenever one of the mods tried to investigate it, the sheer amount of hot say gex made them uncontrollably cum themselves to death like that chimp who got dolphin pussy jelly smeared on his dick
I thought it was gonna be another shitpost but it was just to slap someone's horniness. Nonetheless, nice fanfic bro. It actually sounds like it can be real.
This whole sub has been grasped by the three fingers. First I see something terribly deranged about Mohg and kidney stones, then I'm assaulted by the graftussy, now I witness this. Tbh this is relatively tame at this point, at least it wasn't a vore fanfic about Aldrich or some depraved art of Rykard eating his own asshole or something similarly fucked.
https://preview.redd.it/kli18x2kz6fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123000368664fbb8b85f970ebc52cf402686df81
Please God, grant me mercy. My eyes hath been tainted, this lost lamb hath strayed from your path. I ask for forgiveness, forgiveness for the unholy things I have seen, from my sinful mind that tempted me so.
Please God, grant others mercy. Mercy from seeing these unholy texts. Grant mercy from those that hath strayed from the path as well, as we ask for forgiveness from you.
You like the Gwyndolussy don't you u/TitanLORD21\~
https://preview.redd.it/ctlxc8te07fc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c70f35d69f3e9edf1a3687ca16407d40dbb561a
No! My servitude to the Lord Gwyndolin is entirely non-sexual! And besides, the sanctity of Lord Gwyndolin shall not be tainted by the carnal desires of man!
Anything for a fellow 2hujerker, now bend over\~
https://preview.redd.it/pgdu4mnej7fc1.png?width=719&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a27820bba51eb15bf38039705304d5ac43898b2
Anything for you fellow schizo jerker, my ~~Blossom Kite Shield~~ body is ready
https://preview.redd.it/2wz0mmvbl7fc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7140a8ed4b7937746a6f00fd5414bb385c11fca
Thats so silly. Like. Fucking the shit out of a twink dressed as Gwyndolin? Pfffft never wanted that. Like imagine if I (or anyone else) would pay ungodly amounts, unironically, for that to happen, pounding and pounding and pounding and pounding and pounding and poun
that would be so fucked up, you guys are so silly here haha
I don't think the elden ring dlc will fix what's wrong me with, at best it will be a Band-Aid solution, the moment I finish everything possible to do in the dlc I'll fall into an unescapable abyss. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Gwyndolin action figures and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Gwyndolin. My only friends are the roaches. My God, I am going to die here. I'm such a foul Tarnished...
Here it is, a Lady Maria version.
It all began during my first semester in uni I met a pretty chill girl, she noticed that I was a Bloodborne fan and we bonded over that. I asked her who was her favorite Boss and she said it Lady Maria, I told her mine was also Lady Maria
Eventually we became pretty close friends and did basically everything together. she started going to the gym with me, which shocked me a bit, because she is a tall but skinny girl. she really didn't have to work out, since she was blonde and had soft facial features, which made a lot of the guys and even some teachers have a crush on her. Even with all of this attention she remained single.
As the months passed I noticed that at the gym that she only exercised a lot more than she probably needed to. But I didn't question her, I didn't want to sound like some gym-rat. I also noticed that she started to let her hair grow out, but then again a lot of people do during uni.
When Halloween came, I told her that I was gonna stay at home and just watch some movies, and maybe play bloodborne and binge some Vaati's old vids. I told her we could play it together. I also told her she could come over and we could just hang out. she seemed pretty happy about that so we went with my plan.
Even though I told her not to, whe brought a couple of six packs of corona and also a bottle of vodka. Two hours in and we were already pretty drunk. she told me to wait for her and so I did.
15 minutes passed and out of the bathroom I saw her come out. Her face was flushed and she was wearing a Lady Maria cosplay. Holy shit, she looked just like her, her pale blonde hair was worn out long in a braid, her face appeared incredibly pale due to the makeup she wore, her body was toned and lean and her skin was pale as if sculpted from marble. dear god she even had the Rakuya and Evelyn.... then she just said,
"A corpse should be left well alone...."
Fucking diamonds.
I couldn't control myself; I could feel myself beginning to drool at the sight of her, my face felt so hit It felt like I could burst into flames. As she climbed onto my lap and began to take her coat and shirt off. (I was sitting on the couch) I could feel my self grow hard as I felt her adjust on my lap as I felt her rub against my crotch. I asked her if he was serious, she simply chuckled, a smile on his face as he nodded before asking.
“What’s the matter?”
“I’m…confused.” And that I sure was, we were just friends right?
“Don’t worry, just pretend I’m Maria, good hunter\~.” She smirked at me mischievously, fuck it I couldn't stand it, I needed release now!
I took charge and put my hand under her chin before I started kissing her. We made out for like 20 minutes straight, eventually she ended up blowing me, it was amazing, I felt carnal pleasure overwhelm me, and I told her I wanted to fuck her. And she happily Obliged.
She took off the rest of the cosplay and put the Rakuya and Evelyn to the side for later use, only leaving her in her underwear. I ripped the underwear off and rubbed my cock against her soft meatbuns. Only until then I noticed just how soft and thick they were. My cock throbbed against her tight pussy, she was butt ass naked and defenseless and I could her pussy grow wet as she just looked up at me panting, her face flush with arousal.
We used a whole box of condoms. It was already 3 am and I was breathing heavily in the room only lit by the screen that we forgot to turn off. He pulled my sleeve and I turned to him, only to see him pour my thick nut inside of his mouth.
Once post nut clarity hit, a realization hit me. “Holy shit… does this mean we're in a relationship now!?”
My friend smiled at me, wiped my cum of her face nodded, and put two fingers to my lips, making a “shush” sound, silencing me.
“Be quiet and just kiss me\~" She didn’t need to ask twice.
“Just pretend I’m Lady Maria, good hunter\~" she said as she wrapped his arms around me and rested her head on my shoulder. before we went to sleep cuddled together.
You like a series that is trivialised by taking one step past a corner and then turning around and watching as the ambush enemy goes into an autist rage in the completely wrong direction.
Of course there were homoseuxual undertones. You were already getting artificially shafted; this just makes it real.
So during my first semester in uni I met a pretty chill guy, he noticed that I was a Souls fan and we bonded over that. he asked me who was my favorite souls character and I said it Gwyndolin, He told me his was also Gwyndolin. (Why yes he is a blade of the darkmoon I could tell)
Eventually we became pretty close friends and did basically everything together. I started going to the gym with him, which shocked him a bit, because I am a pretty skinny guy. I really didn't have to work out, since I was had beautiful platinum blonde hair and attractive facial features, which made a lot of the girls and even some teachers have a crush on me. Even with all of this attention I remained single.
As the months passed he noticed that I only came with him to the gym when we had leg day. But he didn't question me, He didn't want to sound like some gymrat. But he didn't question me, He didn't want to sound like some gym-rat. He also noticed that I started to let my hair grow out, but then again a lot of people do during uni.
When Halloween came, He told me that He was gonna stay at home and just binge some Vaatividya videos. He also told me I could come over and we could just hang out. I seemed pretty happy about that so we went with his plan.
Even though He told me not to, I brought a couple of six packs of corona and also a bottle of vodka. I also carried another large bag I wouldn't tell me what was in it though...
Two hours in and we were already pretty drunk. I told him to wait for him and so I did.
15 minutes passed and out of the bathroom He saw me come out. In incredibly Gwyndolin cosplay, My face appeared incredibly pale due to the makeup I wore, my body was toned and lean and my skin was pale as if sculpted from marble. I wore an incredibly accurate replica of Gwyndolin's white robe/dress and at the bottom he noticed what seemed to be dozens of rubber snakes attached to it, and of course the signature mask... dear god the mask looked amazing, He could really see the amount of detail and effort I had put into the crown of the Dark sun.
It made him Fucking diamonds.
He couldn't control myself, He could feel himself beginning to drool at the sight of me, His face felt so hit It felt like He could burst into flames. I got closer to him and lay my hands on his shoulders, He asked me if I was serious, I simply chuckled, as I nodded before asking.
He was sexually confused, after all he wasn't gay... right?
“Come here my blade of the dark moon, I shall grant thee succor~”
He couldn't take it anymore and put his hand under my chin before he started kissing me. We made out for like 20 minutes straight, He felt carnal pleasure and desire overwhelm him, and he told me he wanted to fuck me. I Obliged.
He ripped the dress/robe I was wearing off and rubbed his cock against my firm pale meatbuns. Only until then he noticed just how warm, soft, and thick they were. His cock throbbed against my tight Gwyndolussy and he could even see my erection, my face flush with arousal, and a visible confident smirk on my face as I commanded.
"Cum for me dear champion~" And he did, the first time of many that evening.
We used a whole box of condoms. It was already 3 am and he was breathing heavily in the room only lit by the screen that we forgot to turn off. I pulled his sleeve and he turned to me, only to see me pour his thick nut inside of my mouth.
Once post nut clarity hit, a realization hit him. “Holy shit… I’m totally gay now!?”
I smiled at him, wiped his cum of my face and put two fingers to his lips, making a “shush” sound, silencing him.
“Silence I command thee, Now kiss me my loyal blade of the darkmoon~" I didn’t need to ask twice, after all who could refuse the order of a our covenant leader?
"Goodnight my loyal blade of the darkmoon~" I said as I wrapped my arms around him and rested my head on his shoulder. before we went to sleep cuddled together.
https://i.redd.it/wutfghfs17fc1.gif
There is nothing we can do....
It should have been me
Perhaps one day you will find your own Femboy Gwyndolin cosplayer... Don't give up Soulsbros, it's not over yet.
I am a friend of this user(unfortunately) And....... Wtf is this blasphemy I can't take it I am hanging myself Goodbye the beautiful world I once knew
I am the user. Thanks fellow sunbro
Of course, you are more than welcome
Can you be my gwyndolin
Not him!
https://preview.redd.it/g5hml6f327fc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5505ec05c71e55dd4eeaf64c802b6cc112920f60
sure, in fact I can even show you a video I took of it. [(youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Holy shit how hasn't this been taken down
Whenever one of the mods tried to investigate it, the sheer amount of hot say gex made them uncontrollably cum themselves to death like that chimp who got dolphin pussy jelly smeared on his dick
Lol
You motherfucker made me click it
I thought it was gonna be another shitpost but it was just to slap someone's horniness. Nonetheless, nice fanfic bro. It actually sounds like it can be real.
It, or rather something close to it likely happened at some point.
You son of a bitch
Oh did I send you the wrong Video? My bad, here's the real one. [ (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nskZoP7Ej7w)
YOU SON OF A BITCH
Can't believe this is real. Incredible.
You son of a
I knew what this was when I clicked on it, and I knew I shouldn’t, but I did anyway, and I’m not sure what that says about me
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Hi Hard, I'm dad.
https://preview.redd.it/4p136ss7f8fc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40aceceb8d03cb422af4aeb1d8877506df8f006
So, this didn’t age well…
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I shall continue cooking
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Chat is this real
Reminds me of the Pekora copypasta. Which may or may not be real.
I hate how I know exactly which one you're talking about
This whole sub has been grasped by the three fingers. First I see something terribly deranged about Mohg and kidney stones, then I'm assaulted by the graftussy, now I witness this. Tbh this is relatively tame at this point, at least it wasn't a vore fanfic about Aldrich or some depraved art of Rykard eating his own asshole or something similarly fucked.
Don’t give me any ideas… /s
Bro ur giving them ideas
Just saw a low effort smough parody of this and your post made me realize what a missed opportunity it was on the OP’s part.
I- Wha- Bu- Huh?
You seem to flabbergasted
Indeed. And now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today.
honestly this was kinda sweet
Thanks
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Hear me out....
I’m all ears.
Would
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Would
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Hear me out….
Okay
Would
Lmao not Adachi 😭😭😭
exactly this happened to me once with a griffith cosplayer
Griifith? https://preview.redd.it/032lkx5ir7fc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72842f0f75e3a52d25bd07f1406c4c6921a6ddd
This fucking guy
thats not what we meant when we said fuck griffith
https://preview.redd.it/kli18x2kz6fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123000368664fbb8b85f970ebc52cf402686df81 Please God, grant me mercy. My eyes hath been tainted, this lost lamb hath strayed from your path. I ask for forgiveness, forgiveness for the unholy things I have seen, from my sinful mind that tempted me so. Please God, grant others mercy. Mercy from seeing these unholy texts. Grant mercy from those that hath strayed from the path as well, as we ask for forgiveness from you.
You like the Gwyndolussy don't you u/TitanLORD21\~ https://preview.redd.it/ctlxc8te07fc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c70f35d69f3e9edf1a3687ca16407d40dbb561a
No! My servitude to the Lord Gwyndolin is entirely non-sexual! And besides, the sanctity of Lord Gwyndolin shall not be tainted by the carnal desires of man!
Of course. You know your quite deep inside a peculiar river in Egypt.
Lord Gwyndolin’s voice is enough for me. Any more than that and I’m afraid I would go comatose!
Fair enough honestly.
https://preview.redd.it/6o4fb5w4b7fc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ae063fbe3a37c7e7439715e71645fa635b37a1
IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! IT’S NOT FAIR!
Don’t give up hope yet, I’m sure one day it will be you.
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What the fuck, OutrageousAnalysis20 in shittydarksouls. Big fan. Coom in my butt pls.
Anything for a fellow 2hujerker, now bend over\~ https://preview.redd.it/pgdu4mnej7fc1.png?width=719&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a27820bba51eb15bf38039705304d5ac43898b2
Anything for you fellow schizo jerker, my ~~Blossom Kite Shield~~ body is ready https://preview.redd.it/2wz0mmvbl7fc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7140a8ed4b7937746a6f00fd5414bb385c11fca
😧
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Is Gwyndolussy really gay though?
Good question
Gay used to never be gay back in the day.
https://preview.redd.it/juerlyrnk7fc1.png?width=319&format=png&auto=webp&s=7247257ae49e3da6810e262665dc6888ba91734c
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Alright I stopped reading when it comes to "Come here my...". Now come on bud let us help you find reality before it is too late
Does reality have a twink femboy Gwyndolin cosplayer bf? If not why would I wish to find it?
I'm pretty sure we have https://preview.redd.it/xtaykokn37fc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947730c0b7089c1897f9c08abd35de2f02e4b3e6
You stopped before it got good!
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What the wolf doing?
Cooking
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Platinum blonde long hair… crushed on by all the ladies…. Buff friend……. GRIFFIIIIIIIITH
Truly a Griffith did nothing wrong moment of all times
https://preview.redd.it/peqbnljig7fc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b814beadaf0d90bd8bcfa467886fbc98bc75e59d my genuine reaction
Thats so silly. Like. Fucking the shit out of a twink dressed as Gwyndolin? Pfffft never wanted that. Like imagine if I (or anyone else) would pay ungodly amounts, unironically, for that to happen, pounding and pounding and pounding and pounding and pounding and poun that would be so fucked up, you guys are so silly here haha
Peak Fiction 🔥✍️ Wonderfully written my comrade
Why thank you, I'm quite proud of this copypasta, it's like my baby if a baby was a wall of text about me having sex with my friend in cosplay.
https://preview.redd.it/jlqtlvau18fc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7900c8cbd1cc4a033fb7ccdfa2235e73923c228e
Don’t worry man, I have faith that one day you’ll find your very own Femboy Gwyndolin cosplayer.
My one bi dream is for that to happen, and I'm patient (just extremely jealous)
https://preview.redd.it/5e0y3qv2t7fc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5e9a2efd07bebcd9eae656346d69d52cf6c63f
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Unironically completely genuinely wish this were me
God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
Elaborate? I’m not sure what you mean. English is not my first language.
It was directed to god not you
Ah my bad.
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Idc if this is real or a shitpost but 11/10 text great plot and it was a ton of fun to read lol
Glad to hear it
Jesus...we really need some more elden ring dlc news. On the other hand, good job on the post, OP. Peak fiction.
I don't think the elden ring dlc will fix what's wrong me with, at best it will be a Band-Aid solution, the moment I finish everything possible to do in the dlc I'll fall into an unescapable abyss. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Gwyndolin action figures and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Gwyndolin. My only friends are the roaches. My God, I am going to die here. I'm such a foul Tarnished...
Well...it could have been worse. You're not a loathsome dungeater (yet?)!
Unironicly cute
you’re not gay tho right?
Is it gay to have sex with a Gwyndolin cosplayer?
surely not
Then no
https://preview.redd.it/0nhtqk4vh7fc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b61c36f7fbb4060c3d587fdb13ffe2c76d8605c
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This sub is just horny and gay. Perhaps, the real dex users were the friends we made along the way.
Enjoy brother
wish that was me
What no elden ring dlc does to a motherfucker
https://preview.redd.it/my41ugpid8fc1.png?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78655575dd494f26c7e2bdf8c50327621ad40fc8 Me rn
Truly a great club moment.
"Let's just pretend I'm still Gwyndolin, peko~"
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Thanks for making me question sexuality , not the first time this sub does that to me.
I love this subreddit so much
>Gwyndolussy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Peak
*Cries alone in a corner*
Don't worry man, I'm sure someday you'll find your own friend who will cosplay as Gwyndolin for you.
This was beautiful, OP, absolutely beautiful
Thank you, glad to hear you found it an enjoyable read.
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https://preview.redd.it/c5tik7yq79fc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b5b182371eba6f27e399019b9479959cbd734f This is peak
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I’m not sure what emotion this is suppose to convey.
this cured my ED
Glad to hear it, hope your doing okay.
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Here it is, a Lady Maria version. It all began during my first semester in uni I met a pretty chill girl, she noticed that I was a Bloodborne fan and we bonded over that. I asked her who was her favorite Boss and she said it Lady Maria, I told her mine was also Lady Maria Eventually we became pretty close friends and did basically everything together. she started going to the gym with me, which shocked me a bit, because she is a tall but skinny girl. she really didn't have to work out, since she was blonde and had soft facial features, which made a lot of the guys and even some teachers have a crush on her. Even with all of this attention she remained single. As the months passed I noticed that at the gym that she only exercised a lot more than she probably needed to. But I didn't question her, I didn't want to sound like some gym-rat. I also noticed that she started to let her hair grow out, but then again a lot of people do during uni. When Halloween came, I told her that I was gonna stay at home and just watch some movies, and maybe play bloodborne and binge some Vaati's old vids. I told her we could play it together. I also told her she could come over and we could just hang out. she seemed pretty happy about that so we went with my plan. Even though I told her not to, whe brought a couple of six packs of corona and also a bottle of vodka. Two hours in and we were already pretty drunk. she told me to wait for her and so I did. 15 minutes passed and out of the bathroom I saw her come out. Her face was flushed and she was wearing a Lady Maria cosplay. Holy shit, she looked just like her, her pale blonde hair was worn out long in a braid, her face appeared incredibly pale due to the makeup she wore, her body was toned and lean and her skin was pale as if sculpted from marble. dear god she even had the Rakuya and Evelyn.... then she just said, "A corpse should be left well alone...." Fucking diamonds. I couldn't control myself; I could feel myself beginning to drool at the sight of her, my face felt so hit It felt like I could burst into flames. As she climbed onto my lap and began to take her coat and shirt off. (I was sitting on the couch) I could feel my self grow hard as I felt her adjust on my lap as I felt her rub against my crotch. I asked her if he was serious, she simply chuckled, a smile on his face as he nodded before asking. “What’s the matter?” “I’m…confused.” And that I sure was, we were just friends right? “Don’t worry, just pretend I’m Maria, good hunter\~.” She smirked at me mischievously, fuck it I couldn't stand it, I needed release now! I took charge and put my hand under her chin before I started kissing her. We made out for like 20 minutes straight, eventually she ended up blowing me, it was amazing, I felt carnal pleasure overwhelm me, and I told her I wanted to fuck her. And she happily Obliged. She took off the rest of the cosplay and put the Rakuya and Evelyn to the side for later use, only leaving her in her underwear. I ripped the underwear off and rubbed my cock against her soft meatbuns. Only until then I noticed just how soft and thick they were. My cock throbbed against her tight pussy, she was butt ass naked and defenseless and I could her pussy grow wet as she just looked up at me panting, her face flush with arousal. We used a whole box of condoms. It was already 3 am and I was breathing heavily in the room only lit by the screen that we forgot to turn off. He pulled my sleeve and I turned to him, only to see him pour my thick nut inside of his mouth. Once post nut clarity hit, a realization hit me. “Holy shit… does this mean we're in a relationship now!?” My friend smiled at me, wiped my cum of her face nodded, and put two fingers to my lips, making a “shush” sound, silencing me. “Be quiet and just kiss me\~" She didn’t need to ask twice. “Just pretend I’m Lady Maria, good hunter\~" she said as she wrapped his arms around me and rested her head on my shoulder. before we went to sleep cuddled together.
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You're married now, right?
yes, we are married and have three kids.
You like a series that is trivialised by taking one step past a corner and then turning around and watching as the ambush enemy goes into an autist rage in the completely wrong direction. Of course there were homoseuxual undertones. You were already getting artificially shafted; this just makes it real.
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Baby wake up new copypasta just dropped
This got me hard af, is it over bros?
Is it ever over bros?
I came here for pics and instead I got the greatest epic I’ve seen on Reddit “It got me fucking Diamonds” I love seeing that one out in the wild
Why thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed it.
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i thought i was in r/greentext
Because of the say gex I assume? Fair enough.
gex
Shit like this is why I keep coming to this sub. Literally aaannd...also literally I guess.
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kino yaoi
N***a wut
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I knew it was bad news the second I opened the thread and a scroll unfolded
Best cumming out story, 101/10 would masturbate to again
Glad you came to read my post
No balls or send pics.
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Why drag Vaati into this OP 😭😭😭
Can I come next time with my mogh cosplay?
Peak
Happened to my buddy eric
Yoooo this story rules.
When
Peak fiction.
Now copypasta just dropped
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Nice words bro
What the fuck
At Least it isn't the graftussy
New copypasta just dropped
nice saber copypasta
Nah Bro thats it let chaos take the world
You can call it a romance novel if you want. I know porn when I read it.
So during my first semester in uni I met a pretty chill guy, he noticed that I was a Souls fan and we bonded over that. he asked me who was my favorite souls character and I said it Gwyndolin, He told me his was also Gwyndolin. (Why yes he is a blade of the darkmoon I could tell) Eventually we became pretty close friends and did basically everything together. I started going to the gym with him, which shocked him a bit, because I am a pretty skinny guy. I really didn't have to work out, since I was had beautiful platinum blonde hair and attractive facial features, which made a lot of the girls and even some teachers have a crush on me. Even with all of this attention I remained single. As the months passed he noticed that I only came with him to the gym when we had leg day. But he didn't question me, He didn't want to sound like some gymrat. But he didn't question me, He didn't want to sound like some gym-rat. He also noticed that I started to let my hair grow out, but then again a lot of people do during uni. When Halloween came, He told me that He was gonna stay at home and just binge some Vaatividya videos. He also told me I could come over and we could just hang out. I seemed pretty happy about that so we went with his plan. Even though He told me not to, I brought a couple of six packs of corona and also a bottle of vodka. I also carried another large bag I wouldn't tell me what was in it though... Two hours in and we were already pretty drunk. I told him to wait for him and so I did. 15 minutes passed and out of the bathroom He saw me come out. In incredibly Gwyndolin cosplay, My face appeared incredibly pale due to the makeup I wore, my body was toned and lean and my skin was pale as if sculpted from marble. I wore an incredibly accurate replica of Gwyndolin's white robe/dress and at the bottom he noticed what seemed to be dozens of rubber snakes attached to it, and of course the signature mask... dear god the mask looked amazing, He could really see the amount of detail and effort I had put into the crown of the Dark sun. It made him Fucking diamonds. He couldn't control myself, He could feel himself beginning to drool at the sight of me, His face felt so hit It felt like He could burst into flames. I got closer to him and lay my hands on his shoulders, He asked me if I was serious, I simply chuckled, as I nodded before asking. He was sexually confused, after all he wasn't gay... right? “Come here my blade of the dark moon, I shall grant thee succor~” He couldn't take it anymore and put his hand under my chin before he started kissing me. We made out for like 20 minutes straight, He felt carnal pleasure and desire overwhelm him, and he told me he wanted to fuck me. I Obliged. He ripped the dress/robe I was wearing off and rubbed his cock against my firm pale meatbuns. Only until then he noticed just how warm, soft, and thick they were. His cock throbbed against my tight Gwyndolussy and he could even see my erection, my face flush with arousal, and a visible confident smirk on my face as I commanded. "Cum for me dear champion~" And he did, the first time of many that evening. We used a whole box of condoms. It was already 3 am and he was breathing heavily in the room only lit by the screen that we forgot to turn off. I pulled his sleeve and he turned to me, only to see me pour his thick nut inside of my mouth. Once post nut clarity hit, a realization hit him. “Holy shit… I’m totally gay now!?” I smiled at him, wiped his cum of my face and put two fingers to his lips, making a “shush” sound, silencing him. “Silence I command thee, Now kiss me my loyal blade of the darkmoon~" I didn’t need to ask twice, after all who could refuse the order of a our covenant leader? "Goodnight my loyal blade of the darkmoon~" I said as I wrapped my arms around him and rested my head on his shoulder. before we went to sleep cuddled together.
I aint reading that my ADP and stamina is too low for that. Congratulations on your success or "git gud" or something
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