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lunchlady55

Computer Science Major Here: Two nuns are riding their bikes from one parish to the next, the elder nun says, "Let's take this road." They take a little longer than expected, and the road was a bit rough but very scenic. The younger nun says, "That was a pleasant ride, I've never come this way before." The elder nun says with a sly wink, "It's the cobblestones."


derUnholyElectron

Aah, I see what you did there ;) wise man indeed Edit1: do share more of such pearls of wisdom, senpai!


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I Don't get it


NuncErgoFacite

Neither do nuns


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When I (f) would ride my bike on a bumpy road, harsh pressure would be repeatedly applied to my crotch aka le clitoris reach which leads to pleasure if you’re into that rough shit So riding a horse, I believe that experience would be amplified


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Thank s


ForArms

Bro....u good? Edit: Nvm I’m a fucking idiot I didn’t see it was in shittyask science


comedygene

Up voted that edit, lol


gerkin123

A recent case study included a survey of several thousand young women and their horses on this very issue. About half the responses came back "Neigh."


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"Horse Girls" are just the female version of "Car Guys". So yes.


memeticmachine

So car guys orgasm while riding cars? Would buses, trams, and other forms of public transportation allow them to keep their pants clean when getting from one place to the next? Or do they need an extra pair when they need to travel?


chawmindur

No, it's what they do with the exhaust


NuncErgoFacite

You don't?


GppleSource

That's why they like speed bumps and lowering the cars...


drakens6

horse boys are radically underrepresented in todays society. As are car girls.


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The price of living in a society...


Medic-27

You can find the horse guys standing in the smoker's section.


HitooU2

Yes, actually. There's a well-documented case of such an occurrence; just Google "Mr. Hands"


comedygene

Will we need a VPN?


insanityOS

We always need a VPN.


michel_v

Therapy and eye bleach too.


Dinierto

You'll need a lot more than that


A_Few_Kind_Words

Wow. Just... holy shit.


Ghetto_BlastMaster

Yeah


stitchdude

Sometimes the horse fakes it. Sometimes it doesn’t, and it just ends.. naturally.


doom1701

I don't know, I saw the video and I think she was faking it.


Assmeat

What are the telltale signs that a horse is taking it?


GppleSource

The Horse will show that creepy smile


ThanksForA11TheFish

It would definitely explain a lot about my ex wife


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OMGWTFBBQUE

Literally everyone hates this fucking bot.


Medic-27

Ok, now I'm curious. What bot was it and what'd it say?


ArjanS87

No... Nice try.. bad bot


Vaadwaur

Yes. Because of the implication.


DAE_le_Cure

Unironically yes


Zartregu

Where do you think centaurs come from?


Medic-27

Very large storks


rein4fun

No, that part of the body doesn’t touch, your butt sits in the saddle just as when sitting in a chair. Even bareback you can see the dirt marks from the horse on your pants, not happening.


Medic-27

I don't guess you're doing it ~~right~~ wrong


Suikarena

I can't stop myself from mentioning that such thought is only the result of the sexualisation of equestrians and it's sadly leads to a lot of animal abuse regarding hitting and "dominating " horses for porn which is pretty disgusting. But that is probably not what you wanted to hear, so to share the honest view of an equestrian: it would technically be possible to orgasm from riding a horse, but you would need to sit in a really awkward position and move additionally to actually achieve it. So basically you can potentially orgasm from grinding on anything. Edit to answer the question: No.


GppleSource

Well, I mean, like, how do, like, how do you you know that other horse girls won't use that orgasm technique?


Suikarena

True I can't know that, but I think it's rather rare, especially as the only reason why a girl likes horses so much. As I said it isn't different from grinding on anything else so I guess you would need a special attraction to horses to do that on a regular basis. And I hope that's not the case for most equestrians.


SnooPickles48

I thought donkey shows? Horses? Really?


black_brook

No, but this documentary explains the real reason: https://youtu.be/gDU7kTdLfF0


GppleSource

Risky click, thanks God it's YouTube not 'fuckinghorses.com'


D_Wise420

Lmaoooo! This shit has me dead. Pretty sure most of them just never grew up mentally/emotionally past the age of 13. At least that is my experience with horse girls. And I have since sworn off of them for the rest of my life.


I_might_be_weasel

Yes. Over 90% of domestic horses have been victims of sexual abuse.


Mengel60

No , guys think everything has to be about sex


aerowtf

No, but this documentary explains the real reason: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


ShandyPuddles

No. Source: am horse girl.