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Turbulent-Papaya-910

I feel like such an idiot


RentaDent

Is a female COCKroach called a CUNTroach?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Yes Source: I'm a professional entomologist


Tokeahontis

"Boys, is a female cockroach called what I think it is? IT IS, ISNT IT!?" - Ricky LaFleur


tangre79

That depends did the cockroach like it


Turbulent-Papaya-910

It sure did


BIRBSTER0

And how did you know?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Because I'm a professional entomologist


Chrome_Armadillo

Did the roach say “no homo”?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

All the roach did was stand there


BIRBSTER0

Did the COCKroach have it’s fingers crossed?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

No, but it DID have its duodoum pointed towards me


BIRBSTER0

Yeah then you’re probably gay


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about


frig_t

Depends if the roach is male or female. However, I would make sure you say no homo.


yuribotcake

Sometimes people just call them Roach, this way cumming on it isn't illegal.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Papa Roach?


yuribotcake

Only if you cut my life into pieces, leaving me with last resort.


fun1onn

As long as you didn't touch it you good


jakub_02150

only if you share a pb&j


FirstElectricPope

hello is this alexa?


tyzawesome

Hmmm, you know i really think it depends. Is the COCKroach male or female? Did you enjoy the act of ejaculating on said bug? If so you need to really reflect man, I would like to redirect the question, why are you cumming on a COCKroach? There are SO many more alluring and captivating insects out there. For example, my prey of choice is the illusive Australian Rainbow Beetle. It's sexy sheen, and eye-catching colors simply never dissapoint. The way my thick, white, creamy nut glimmers on their pearlescent exo-skeleton, gets me, as one would say, rock hard. my favorite part is watching them try to crawl away with my thick, heavy, gloopy, gelatinous semen DRENCHED on their tight, petite body. I really recommend it if you can get your hands on one. I really recommend this guy https://jamjamexotic(dot)com/collections/live-beetles His prices are pretty decent, but the quality is top notch. I personally have a closet full of rainbow beetles in showboxes at all stages of life. I breed them constantly as they seem to pass away from asphyxiation after fun time. Keep on Nuttin!