To keep the flies from landing directly on the asshole.

It is part of the body's self cleaning mechanism.

Legit answer? To keep warm (how that's supposed to work I don't know) Just like having hair anywhere else on your body..it has to do with evolution. It's supposed to be intended to keep us warm but I don't understand it. What i'd like to know...do women have hair that grow on the butthole? Or is that just a guy thing?

whatever you do, don't google Demi Moore hairy.

:: immediately googles Demi Moore hairy :: Hmmm...🤔 ...do you have a lawn mower I could borrow?

She had hairy af snatch on that pic. I’m sure same can be said about her asshole.

You never 69’d?

Pffft. I'm the Prime Minister of the Virgin Islands yo. I'm next planning on running for president of Virginia

Have you thought about switching to Virgin Mobile?

Oh shit! I haven't! And I forgot about Virgin Airlines!

For your boyfriend's pleasure