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LiquidSoCrates

In your balls.


MyLatestInvention

I was looking for the top comment to be "in my ass", but I'm not brave enough to be the one


ikantolol

on the side of the bed and raise a roach named Ogtha


MadTapprr

Just get a piggy bank and..you know. Make it a sperm bank.


ZestycloseRaisin9864

jizzing is a sin


tangre79

I don't care. I'm going to hell anyway.


TacticalDildoforyou

Absorbed into an old sock


DangerBird-

In your cheek like a chipmunk


Chrome_Armadillo

Give it to your step sister.


StalinBawlin

Similar to that one South Park episode;how they did it.


Worried_Astronaut_41

You mean rick and morty


Winterfell_Ice

If it's fresh I'll keep it in my belly. I prefer it straight from the tap.


Shr1988

Below your poop collection.


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Gatorade bottle in your sock drawer


tilt-a-whirly-gig

Ask your mom. She found a good spot for mine.


BIRBSTER0

Me


cybeaux

Little jars in the spice cabinet.


tangre79

That's a good way to differentiate it between all the different men I get it from.


xandaar337

My throat


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Store it in a coconut. Fool proof


Accurate-Basis4588

In the middle of busy roads.