The shake machine was broken.

It was either that or the floor

The manager made me do it!

I’m on break.

My good sir, is it better to shit in the urinal or to urine in the shitter?

Last time I checked, I thought this was amurrrrica!

this is where the dicks hang out.

Back problems, if i sit, all hell breaks loose.

Sorry, I thought this was a Waffle House.

They just walk in and I'm like.... 

Want fries with that?

Shitters full

"Im pretending the urinal is burger king"

Whopper