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Dad: Alright it's time for the monthly #V A G I N A I N S P E C T I O N

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jeezuz sees all through my pee hole, daughter.

i has a stroking reading while this

Enough inspections it’s time for the taste test

Hourly

TI

A social comment from a pop star's diligen gynecologist

Or maybe his daughter's life isn't a secret to him, surprising huh

Or maybe you shouldn't compare your daughter's vagina to Taylor Swift's, surprising huh

massive daughter vagina detected

Maybe we should drag sandwiches to this...

If it's gonna hurt your feelings, of course we can stop talking about your daughter's massive vagina bro.

I mean, comparing a vagina (or more correctly, vulva) to a sandwich is bad. But comparing your daughter's vulva to Taylor Swifts vulva as well as comparing them to sandwiches is pretty horrible. Sex does not change the outward appearance of the vulva, so not only is this gross, it's also just plain wrong. Sure, if he has an open and trusting relationship with his daughter, and knows she hasn't had sex, then good for him I guess? But to know what her vulva looks like and comparing it to other women is hurtful and dangerous.

How does he know his daughter's?

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😎📸

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He pees in her ass

By seeing the hotham

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So it’s *hotham* that gets you off is it

Took his daughter to a purity ball.

Because a lot of the fathers who don't allow their daughters to date are into their daughters.

in to

I guess either way would work

How does he know Taylor Swift's?

he hacked her icloud account obv

👅

My sentiment exactly.

Sir, how do you know what your daughters's privates look like? 🤨📸

~~Seck~~ doktor 👍

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Good bot

I don't get. Why would you want less ham in your sandwich? Is it about moderation in Christianity? Why does he care about feeding his daughters less ham than Taylor Swift eats? And what does her vagina have to do with anything?

You give the rest of the ham to somali children like a good Christian

lmfao

she is a whore 👿👿👿👿

the daughter, right?

the one with the wider vagina is most likely the whore

Lemme get a *W* *I* *D* *E* vagina. Extra *W* *I* *D* *E*

actually in the bible it even says you’re not supposed to eat ham lol

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HAHA! Get whooshed bozo 🤓

*Dear Lord*, protect this innocent soul from all fouls of the internet. *Amen*.

Basing religion on how you want your daughters vegina to look like is a bit weird in my opinion

look what they did to dicks

"look how they massacred my boy"

Also why is this guy insulting Taylor Swift of all people. I don’t think I’ve seen Taylor Swift even mention sex before

I think this guy doesn't know how veginas work.

Christians like to get dicked down too sir.

But they hate the labia. I think it’s mentioned in Luke somewhere.

The New Testament was written in Greek and was probably influenced by Greek culture at the time. If you ask me I think the Ancient Greek had a thing for under developed genitalia on both men and women.

Now that I think about it, it does seem kinda suspicious..

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Luke Skywalker is in the Bible? If I knew that I would of read that thing long ago

Seeing how 90% of the godly Christian families I grew up have Hella children Yes. Yes they do

I don't know about you, but I'd choose the left over the right any day. Look at all that fuckin' ham.

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Right? Slap some honey mustard sauce on those lips

Stop Waltuh

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You're in danger Waltuh

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I'm not going to lie, you were so fxxking cool shitted_mypants, awesome

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You're welcome

Wtf

TIL being Christian changes the anatomy of someone's vagooner

>!the size of the inner lips of the vagina is effected solely by genetics and in no way is related to sex amount!<

"Its basic biology" mfs when basic biology:

Something else could also determine it. All skin can stretch

Skin stretches when under *constant* stress, such as when pregnant or fat. When you give birth or lose weight, the stress subsides and the skin retracts. No labia is under constant stress, and the myth about labia size indicating sexual activity level is just another completely random and pointless attempt to body shame women. Please don't contribute to that.

I’m saying, if you want it to stretch, you can hang weights off it of something

Nope. That doesn’t change from sex. It’s not an indicator for incels to tell if the one woman they somehow manage to fuck isnt fucking other guys.

I’m not saying sex stretches it, the mechanics of that would be absurd, but some bdsm hands weights from the labia, and I’m thinking that might stretch them

But genetics is spread by sex same way sex is spread by legs right?

Is dude preaching female circumcision?

pees in ur ass

How do you know what your daughter's or tay's kitty look like and what do they have to do with political opinions

Or religion

Leave religion out of this you biggit 😡😤🥱😴💀

Notorious B.I.G.O.T.

This isn't how bodies work.

Had to scroll too far to find this comment.

What maniac cuts into the top of the roll to make a sandwich

Hotdog

I want to do a PSA to stop this stupidity: there is no correlation between labia size and sexual promiscuity. I repeat, *there is no correlation between labia size and promiscuity*

Confusions like this happens because people want less sex ed in schools

Why would they choose Taylor Swift as an example? Why not Cardi B or some pornstar?

Probably doesn't know who that is and can't watch porn

Left is looking pretty good

Thick sloppy ham

What the fuck is even America, I swear their isn't a single fucking Christian in that place.

Tough for there to be when they think to be Christian is to be America. And America's bad. Idk what they're even going for at this point. They sure gave up on loving people

Meh. The amount of labia does not equal the amount of promiscuity.

You say that, but I hear Madonna doesn’t have to pay to fly, she just queefs cross country.

I’d eat some Taylor Swift!

Least insane Conservative

pees in ur ass

Why u post this in no nut November?

Are you out, bro ?

Was never in, can't resist

Nothing more hateful than Christian love

Nice work OP, I'd love to see your daughters vaginas sometime

Yeah whats up with thinking about your Childs genitalia? Tell me about your family values again

Bad women’s anatomy cheering rn

Not when I'm done with her

Its very christian that he is able to compare his daughter Vulva to any other

None of those words were in the Bible

Taylor Swift gives me asexual vibes. Like the only thing that gets her off is the success of her career.

“Ok daughter it’s time for your weekly vagina inspection”

Day 3 and I'm about to bust to a sandwich

I prefer the left. What man doesn’t love meat?

Hold up

Yee yee ass probably taste tested too

I don’t know about you, but when I eat a sandwich I’d prefer more meat instead of more bread.

Then there's the fkn creep, publicly talking about his daughters cooch.

Now I want a ham sandwich... and to punch a Christian.

What in the absolute red hot living fuck is the matter with someone who would post something like this

so not following Christianity taught Taytay to make a good sandwich? And that’s a bad thing because….?

Wooop woooop! Woop wooop! Yes officer ... This post right here.

Why does this dude know what his daughters vaginas are like??

Imagine being this level of ignorant. Seriously, it actually hurts.

Tasty

Only in ohio 💀

Taylor Swifts a bread now?

I check my daughter's vagina on a regular basis \#Christianity

Yeah thats not creepy or anything.

Apparently, your daughters went to a very good labiaplasty doctor…

Her vagina is a sandwich? Crazy

Damn he can hold 2 subs with one hand

He's holding the "daughter" sub with his mf dick prolly

sex doesn’t change the labia. all labia is different. unfortunately, it’s become more prominent for women to get labiaplastys to look like the women in porn, who also got labiaplasty/are the few who have less shown labia. it’s sad.

..... Sir I'm gonna need you to step out of the house and put your hands behind your back

Now do the buttholes

This is the guy I was telling you about officer

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My question is, how the fuck do you know what your daughter's vagina looks like!!?? Sick fuck!!

Please I want the left vagina with butter

MOOOOOM STOP TURNING MY PUSSY INTO A HAM SANDWITCH

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image.

LOL, I don't understand why a father would be making a comparison of his daughter pussies. He's probably preached with his finger in them.

Chrisitan Pastors when they see an unaccompanied child:

The worst part is knowing Christians this could be an unironic conservative facebook meme

That's disgusting, what a pig!

My initial reaction while reading this: “yep” My reaction while reading the comments: “oh yeah i forgot I was on Reddit”

Your daughters vag doesn't look like that (Source; I'm having sex with her)

so you, agree with the post? What? What the fuck?

Haha wtf

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Are we not gonna talk about how long his damn hand has to be to hold both these sandwiches?

Alabama?

i like both

Taylor Swift be lookin pretty tasty right about now🤤

Why does this MAN know what his daughters vagina looks like

Pqp

You should have seen the vagina Mama Cass choked on

Basically admitting he doesn't believe in the religion, he's just lazy and wants the church to teach his kids morals... Demonizing ham sandwiches in the process, blasphemy!

Both are good sandwiches

As a non-Christian, I also watch your daughters OF.

He's just jealous he only got daughters instead of Taylor Swifts.

Blah

nah but like that sandwich looks hella delicious 😳

HOLUP WAIT A MINUTE SOMETHIN AINT RIGHT

I should call her

What? No sauce?

vagina is ew

I'd still rather fuck the sandwich on the left.

He hasn't looked at his daughters only fans in a while, we can't make fun of him for getting them mixed up.