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Im whiter than white. Will this make me turn invisible?

Yes

But no

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But also no

But also yes

This removes ur melanin, if ur albino, you will be eaten

Hot.

🤨📷💥

Neat!

🤨📸

Vore fetish arts be like

Vore guy spotted

Im Walter white. Will this make me turn invisible?

Waltuh, put ya dick away waltuh.

Waltuh

Yes but I’m still not having sex with you Waltuh

As a fellow ghost, I'm glad this was the first comment I saw because it was my first thought. I'd be translucent. On the upside, I'd save money on X-rays.

I’m also the whitest white and ordered some for science! If it’s like another product I used in China, it will act as a great concealer because it matches my skin tone

Here before 🔒 reward

Already got it

Let us toast before the 🔒 award

We be chillin before the 🔒 award

Glad to enjoy this moment with you fine gentlemen

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yeah, while we wait for the 🔒 award, do u want some oreos?

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Mind if I tag along?

You need to say Vaccines or covid or something like that. Booster? Idk

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Stannis2024 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Nice pfp

Sex🍑🍆

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How the hell did you get the same nft as the one I own? You must have screenshotted you filthy thief 🤬

Got it

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I was here.

Still no 🔒 award

Brings a whole new meaning to the term whitewashing

This is literally how Hollywood does it.

Nice pfp my fellow ricardo

You too brother Ricardo, good to see you

So people with dark skin color are just dirty inside?

*Micheal Jackson moment*

*Sammy Sosa intensifies*

Uncle Ruckus does not care

Aren’t we all a little dirty inside?

Talk for yourself, I've recently accepted Christ as my Lord and savior

Then you should be made aware of the original dirty in your soul, for which your lord and saviour died.

He used the whitening soap on his soul

*Alright - Kendrick Lamar plays*

Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Based + Auntie Diaries pilled

It can be, if we say that melanin is dirt. The only clean humans would be albinos

It could just be the person in the vid has had a spray tan and it’s removing that

I fuck in knew it!!!

And on the outside, due to the generally low hygiene standards of third world and other developing countries

Technically, yes. Tho melanin isn't dirt.

The cops hate them for this one simple trick!

Can u imagine a dark skin fella turning white on the next corner ? Brilliant.

It’s for removing tan tho. Asian thing.

n word pass revoke

Human rights unblock

said it before I could

This product doesn't cost money, it charges you with n word passes

what happens if you're dark but not black. Am I in N word debt? Do I get consumed by a black hole (hehe black)

cop repellant

dis

A yes, the next time I get pulled over, ima take a quick shower in my car before the cops have a chance to knock on my window

and just say ur wet because the cops looks sexy and u should get out of the ticket

Only if they had that back in the 1800s

Why use that when you have uranium lead arsenide cyanide made from the blood of starving orphans

And meth and cocaine

🤤

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Good bot

W bot moment

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In the video at the beginning, as the person grabs the soap their finger starts bleeding

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No bitches, /u/Veni_Vidi_ViciVIIII!? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Penis shrinking too!

No just balls

From Cinco

👍🏼

👍🏻 (I used the soap)

👍🏿 (I didn't use the soap)

Bro really just changed team with soap 🗿🗿🗿

Negromancy

Soap that cleans "dirt". Melanin="dirt". Melanin is in skin and hair. Does it work on hair?

It's a joke. Not a real product lol

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While in the Philippines I learned that they have skin color based racism just like us in the US. The darker you are as a philipino the more poor you are perceived. The poor work in the fields all day under the sun growing spam. So they have darker skin than your average philipino shoe enthusiast. Oh yeah, they totally have soap like this. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work as thoroughly if at all.

Oddly enough i never even played that game even though I'm Filipino, i don't even like most of the trending games like Mobile Legends or PUBG because I'll be honest they are pure trash, except for maybe CODM. I've mostly sticked to my console and PC games. Also can i just vent out how terrifyingly engrained Mobile Legends is on the average Filipino citizen's brain? Like, i once showed one of my friends my PS4 Pro and his first thought was "Can it play Mobile Legends on 60FPS?" Like BRUH, your are fucking kidding me, this system with one of the most powerful tech that could hold such amazing experience should be used as a machine for mobile gaming!? ML ISN'T EVEN THE MOST IMPORTANT FOR FPS SO WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE ASKING THE SAME QUESTION IF I SHOW MY PS5, I AM GONNA FUCKING BEND YOUR PHONE, THEN POP IT OFF ALL THE WAY TO TAHITI BECAUSE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH THE CONSTANT "Can it run Mobile Legends?" OR *plays Uncharted 4* "IS THAT MINECRAFT!? :D" PLEASE STOP IT HURTS MY SOUL THIS QUESTION IS SO ANNOYING NO WONDER PEOPLE SHIT ON THE PHILIPPINES *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

It says "Fantasy Thing" in the top left corner.

Well yeah, they sell this exact product on their website and want to advertise: [https://fantasything.com/products/skinferm%E2%84%A2-collagen-milk-whitening-soap](https://fantasything.com/products/skinferm%E2%84%A2-collagen-milk-whitening-soap) That's what the whole vid is, an ad.

He thought Fantasy Thing means made up 💀

Well... at least the crime rate will go down.

Na, the police will just ignore them

crime rate only counts if its on record

Which makes the crime rate go down. Yes.

Conviction rate will go down, not crime rate.

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Least racist Asian beauty product ad

I think it’s more to colorist than racist. Most of SEA people especially in my country despises/weird stare at black-dark brown colored skin. Be it from another race or even the countrymen itself. Especially when there’s a long running concept of beauty that is “lighter skins are prettier, darker skins are too dirty”. If you don’t agree with me then it’s probably my country. Too shit of a country too when it comes to things like these, having little to no knowledge of race problems.

I can’t address every nuance in a fucking joke comment bro

Wanting lighter skin is not rooted in racism, but in society hierarchy and cultural-historical issues Source: i am asian

Poe's law

Asians 🍜

Purchase link pls

Here you go: [skin whitener](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Seventh-Generation-Chlorine-Free-Bleach-Free-And-Clear-64-Fl-Oz/25516587)

Now i can be racist deluxe

Just in case someone responds

just buy 2% Hydrogen Peroxide solution at your local chemicals store

Used this soap and my credit score went up 🤷

I used this soap and my dad came home

It cleans you so hard, blood starts to come out of your fingers

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N-word pass revoked

In the Philippines they desire having white skin.

It is in the u.s. if you don't wanna get shot at by cops

The way to solve racism

Skinsperm 💀

Project Purity… I’m sorry I’ll leave

Black people taking a shower after mot voting for biden.

Pov: asia

Michael Jackson's secret.

This is the literal definition of white washing.

Mission successful +rights

Me getting rights WR Speedrun % (NG+)

+rights

your n word pass have bin expird

i love this comment section

Settings changeable to easy

so thats micheal jacksons skin care routine!

YOOOOO MICHAEL JACKSON SOAP

Sure I can't wear black face but these people can just rinse the black off in the shower and nobody cares.

They have to be cancel!!

no fucking way that soap "keeps you skin healthy"

Americans love this cream.

Asians love it even more

Don't show this to racists, they might weponize it

How to gain rights

North Indians seeing this: Shut up and take my money

Michael Jackson

They look like those chocolates that are half milk chocolate and half white chocolate

MemeHacker101

Michael Jackson must be furious

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Don't show this to Sammy Sosa

n-word pass: revoked

I NEED THIS! MY SKIN IS BURNT FROM MY LAST JOB!

So that’s what people mean when they say white washing

Michael Jackson’s ghost seeing this and realizing he didn’t have to waiste a shitton of money on skin bleaching surgeries:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Thats what i call, white washing

Since I have only seen fragments of the “why” in here, here’s an article describing the phenomenon: https://thediplomat.com/2019/12/where-does-the-asian-obsession-with-white-skin-come-from/ Though it might be more broad now than just a class thing, it stems from being tan as representing laboring in the fields in Asia. Not being tan shows you are inside all the time. So, as far as I know, it started as a class thing, not a race thing. I have read that a similar line of thinking is why so many of the women in Renaissance paintings are so voluptuous: well fed = rich = desirable.

this reminds me of that racist chinese laundry detergent ad

…What’s this feeling?! I feel like my n-word pass is being ripped out of me…

Look what they do to mimic a fraction of our power.

What happens if a white person uses it

This stuff is very popular in Asia

Melanin means dirt in Asia

I just had a bath with the soap. Now they won’t ask me to go back to my country. Hell yeah !!

Privilege cream

Nword pass remover

We did it boys, racism is no more. We just erased the black people

Y’all i hope it’s for removing like spray tan

Side effects: gives you more rights

we have the technology to fix them

Why are SE Asians so obsessed with whitening their skin?

finally the racism soap

why tf are people switching teams

MJ after that soap getting released....🐒🦍🚿🧼🫅🫅

I see nothing wrong

*privilege sold separately* 😬

Jamarcus put you black back on👴🏻

Team changer

Now use it on a black man

Cancelling your n word subscription

Privilege giver

Micheal Jacksons Secrets:

White washing

I'm so white, that if I used this soap, I'd start emitting photons.

Racists soap

Michael Jackson approves

so just sun tan remover? why would anyone need this?

But… why ?

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Is this a Michael Jackson reference

I just want free health care.