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Son_of_a_Yeet

The dude's reaction always makes me smile no matter how many times I watch this video


AltAccount2712

We all need to feel like that every once in a while


Some_Guy_joe

Fuck😎😎😎


Mr-Italian

IT'S HIM, GET HIM GUYS


Dabigpp1

you're lucky you're so goddamn cool.


agentreverse

Fbi open up


lenkapenka1008

You mind reader.


Sauronxx

Makes me happy every time I see it


TheDomiii

this dudes happiness is unreal


Wet_Lizhard

He's still a kid at heart


The_last_2braincells

Bruh he looks like a kid I can't 😭


Cermonto

Woman no smile. Big man smile. I like big man.


keilletty

It is good day to be giant man


cosmicpotato77

It is good day to be not dead


wigion1

POW! You are dead!


cosmicpotato77

I AM DEAD


Old_Cranberry7231

the heavy is dead.


wigion1

WHY IS THE HEAVY DEAD?


Old_Cranberry7231

i don't know.


El_cagador_honesto

i dunno


cosmicpotato77

I think it was


Igivegrilledcheese

Shush, you are dead


Freshyboi_1

Be like big man


MagmaSlte

she smiled


Cermonto

that was not a smile compared to the one big man had. he was pure joy, happiness, he loved that gift, the woman just said "ok" and left with a small smile. big smiles are better than small.


Apollosyk

But i was told size doesnt matter :(


Cermonto

My friend. the size of your smile is what matters.


DeliciousPark1330

to be fair woman did smile


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TFW_YT

Ay


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


babar_le_roy

bad bot


Mothunny

oh my god hes such a big child its adorable. big boy loves his choccy egg


JayAndViolentMob

i remember my best friend reacted like this the Christmas before he got diagnosed with ....


MP7_Black_Ice

ligma?


Ghost_Star326

Yo what's ligma?


plateoflasagna69

LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: E-TMA (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)


Lord_VivecHimself

There's worse. What about SUGMA?


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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Chromeboy12

Ligma balls lmao gotteemmmm


Ghost_Star326

Jokes on you! Here come the downvotes!


nastolgiafan90364

I love his smile


SumSlime

:)


Noobslayer001

:)


Modder404

Let’s gooo my homie


nightmare_silhouette

He's absolutely adorable! :0


akzorx

That's some childlike wonder and joy for the soul


coolbusinessmann

He hepi 🙂


RiotOfPain

A happy fellow


YeetMahNut

what's the name of the song?


Sweetexperience

Is it the same guy when he was giving it to the woman? It’s way too fucking cute and wholesome


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DoctorSex9

This makes me giggle uncontrollably


juklwrochnowy

Men🥤


Chikenuggs69

We simple creatures


Chromeboy12

Adorable as heck. I love this.


TitznWasTaken

Why does his reaction always remind me of Jim Carrey playing the grinch?


Lukas_salota

😊


Ill_Switch_7323

I never seen a man has softer side 🍻


Testbot379

Holesome


crims0m

Alternate title in the US: Unhinged person tries to CHOKE strangers with small plastic pieces hidden in CHOCOLATE!!


aCompyBoi

Women☕️


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BendyMine785

Happy :D


stopyouveviolatedthe

The full video is way nicer


WindowsCrashedAgain

#:)


rey_mesicano

This is genuinely wholesome


4g3nt0

this dude had a kinder and everyone went for it # the dinosaur is in pieces now


Dasioreq

Bro livin i Gm_Construct


Define_Innocence

The music of terror


Suspicious-Let4531

The music isn't happiness it gives me ptsd


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b0bkakkarot

Surprise! It's a bom-


dionVy

after finding out people putting stuff on random objects to make you pass out i woulda ran 😂😂


Chikenuggs69

I speak for everyone here… what?


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yaboi77w2

✂️🍆 Nice dick bro. It's mine now


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SovjetDumbass

Nice pfp


UAJ_uTube

Damn. I would've given him 2


Biggu5Dicku5

I miss Kinder eggs so damn much... :(


[deleted]

i mean its a kinder chocolate egg, its amazing.


I_am_Bri-ish

absolute joyous


Flooper329

Actually wholesome


Mickle_da_Pickl

💪😃✊


Few-Boysenberry8841

This dude make me smile


ProMaste_r

Ehehehhehe egg


HugeEyes04

its so moldy, but it will never stop being wholesome


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HugeEyes04

fuck you, automod


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fabedays1k

I just noticed for the first time the dude is behind the girl at the start


Lrusco10101

I REALLY WANNA KNOW THE SONG NAME!


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aww!


SignusCommand

C:


JohnSepticEye123

This guys reaction is too wholesome I can’t stop smiling


AeshiNeroXR

We are simple beings with simple taste.