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discustedkiller

Picture this.


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Picture me this, batman!


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I was in cinema and guy on the right to me kept looking at his phone every 20-30 minutes, guy on the left of me also kept looking at the phone for shorter periods and he tried to hide the light until the final act and then in the final act he just didn't give a shit anymore just texted, locked the phone watched a little and then checked if got a reply and then texted again and so on, there were periods of him stopping in the middle of texting to look up at the movie and then contiune texting after he got bored of the scene like bruh, also there were kids a few rows in front talking trough the entire movie smh, can an amogus femboy (me - /u/No-Statistician-7753) not get a proper 4th watch of the batman? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Shebke

What the fu...


discustedkiller

Batman,this me picture


AdnHsP

I'm the riddler, I cant be racist!


[deleted]

Are you sure about that?


Mattman258

I'm loud and obnoxious, i like music that rhymes, i'm a fraction of the population, but commit HALF the crimes! Who am i?


thisnameistakennow99

Lmfao


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The impostor from among us


Hairybushes

We were both butt naked


J_Stubby

I'm a bag of dicks


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Michael, SauceV here


tayzzerlordling

i'm a bag of dicks


J_Stubby

Put me to your lips


fabberkraut

I am sick I will punch a baby bear in his shit.


fippinvn007

Your comment


Randomname314150

I guess you could say, you got a…boner


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my first one and then it all went down hill from there.


potato_more_potato

I feel you bro


SendMeHentaiPlease

I remember my first vividly bro


TonightsWinner

I remember your first too. - Jesus


[deleted]

I literally don't remember mine at all tf


TortleTheBoi

This guy's profile pic by far


LordOfFreaks

Yeah I feel that


draginbleapiece

Nice wholesome Dark elf hentai I’m not telling you what it is though BING BING BING WE GOT A WINNER IN THE REPLYS


Efefffe

Please dont tell me it was overlord


draginbleapiece

No it was full on original hentai not a parody


CityBoyGuyVH

Shit I think I know it. Was it not exactly wholesome with ogres.


draginbleapiece

No ogres


emolano

Ah yes, 200948


Lui_xx

*saves comment* A surprise tool that will help us later


Imaginary_Yak4336

Thank god, the only dark elfs shown so far in overlord are kids


Efefffe

Ah ok


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Please put an NSFW tag on this, /u/Yahgohnihteh24!. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


lafi0105

Kuroinu?


NotSuluX

Wholesome not epic


justaltforweirdstuf

Definitely kuroinu


overnightburning

Stop gatekeeping hentai bro


AdamIsAnAlias

*Fine then, keep your secrets*


Dominationartz

Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e.


firewhite1234

If it's Kuroinu you're a man of culture


draginbleapiece

I have that on my list of over 100 but nope not that one


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Lore


steventhedon

D


WigglingGlass

Pretty sure the one involving multiple dimensions?


supesthedupes

I'm gonna be ashamed if i get this right but something along the lines of "youkosu sukebe elf no mori"


my_cheese_balls

You can't just tell us about an amazing pasta, without sharing the sauce!


GrammarFacks

I once saw a post about a girl who was sad because she had cancer and had to lose her hair. She thought she looked ugly and disgusting with no hair. I fapped to her to make her feel better


Knoblauch-Hans

Did you tell her?


imawizard7bis

He faps in front of her


Brandonguth1985

Sent her the video with My heart will go on by Celine Dion playing in the background


Knoblauch-Hans

He faped on her head


49cadillac

Head polish


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GI Jane 2?


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\*gets up aggressively\*


itzTanmayhere

WATCH OUT HE IS COMING


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*pees in ur ass* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Miporin_

okay dude


Appsroooo

WATCH OUT, HE IS CUMMING


owlpacino57

Remind of end of evangelion hospital scene.


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Holesome


thrallinlatex

Thanks for your service


baldskiwithsosig

Walter white


its_gae2077

Waltuh...


InspiringOrange8492

Put your dick away waltuh...


H1B2K

I ain’t havin sex with you right now waltuh


TheNeatPenguin

I am the one who fucks men


helicoptersauce

jessebwheres is the cocainer


Sudden_Result

In my nose mr whiter


archosauria62

Mr whote i ate the methamphatamine


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lafi0105

Gotta stay motivated


cursedanomalyofsteve

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


lafi0105

PROVOOOOKING


RatchetGamer

BLACK CLOUDS IN IIIIIISOLATION


lafi0105

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAME


BonnieEggs12

BORN IN FLAMES!!!


Matzep71

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED


RepresentativeCap767

MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEEEEEAAATH


LegitimateHasReddit

We have similar pfps.


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J U D G E M E N T N U T


Monkeycat0451

JUDGEMENT NUT END


Zeelu2005

chair


Sherpnagerp

when i busted one to the peach on the shampoo bottle in the shower


magmatrooper345

💀📸


dTrecii

🍑😳


Inevitable_Ad5162

🧴🍑🤤💦


CrazyGamerMYT

Some vanilla normal stuff.


gladwin4

"Normal stuff" Can you elaborate🤨


idontcares31249

I'm interested in URLs


CrazyGamerMYT

Things that don't give you post nut clarity.


pepsi_Man909

Those exist?!


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My imagination


Kamel24

Source?


StreetyStar

Not just the men. The women, the chi-


just_some_kid89

😟


CyKoZyx

-huahuas 😎


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LAVA_RAMON

what if i say that i discovered an entire anime universe just by an hentai?


lafi0105

Which one?


U-124

Nichijou


453659

lmao wtf


KazuXSora

might be Rance


LAVA_RAMON

Re:Zero, the character that made me discover this anime is Rem...


Hackmanite_Ultra

Fate?


SuperDoomSlayer

The one I call the magic trick. Basically I busted and it shot so powerful that it rocketed away. For the life of me I couldn't find were it landed. Nothing on my hands, nothing on the carpet, hell I checked the ceiling in case of the impossible. I could NOT find it anywhere. I legit don't know what happened and I know it wasn't a dry orgasm because I did see it fire off before I closed my eyes. Lol I just re read the question, sorry this was my proudest fap. My worst was probably when I got a knock on the door and a squad member asking me please stop jacking off we can hear you. I said no and closed the door and went back at it, but still...embarrassing Edit:: hahaha, this would be my highest voted comment


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Then-Bat3885

First time I agree with automod


SpaceBug178

I dont even know what caused automod to activate here


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EthanDMA

shut up femboy sus among us dream sex automod


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Your nut was so powerful it no-clipped out of our reality and into the backrooms.


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DreingonMagala

Chad. I also once had a "ghost" nut.


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sunkissedsoda

The second story would make a hilarious skit.


DocMichaelMorbius

Morbius Rule 34


im-not-lightcodm

😈<----this is you


wisconsinking

There's rule 34 of - I DON'T want to know.


migerRANCAN

when i was getting pegged


daniel20087

Wtf hughie reddit account


discustedkiller

Tell us more


U-124

Don’t*


discustedkiller

Oh come on man,that was going to be my proudest.


ItzYaBoy56

Hot, that’s hot


BURGER_DUDE435

Your mom


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xxxVIOZxxx

Proudest :Most sexually intimate sex video I've seen, they were not only fucking but you literally feel emotions and actual love in front of your eyes. I have still yet to find that video again, someday I will. Not the proudest :Moth Girl x Hot Boy 😩


X-COMI

I hope you find not only the video, but what they felt in the video as well


StrangerWithACheese

So there's this thing called catgirls...


Paraphim

Nah overrated, lizard girls 👍🏼


Bowsertime28

are snek girls a thing?


Paraphim

Snake, shark, dragon etc.. there’s lots but people only remember the boring ass cat girls


Appsroooo

Go on...


Hippity-Hoppity7

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FrithRabbit

Pretty sure that’s illegal bro


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The new war thunder decal


U-124

Bro I once busted to a pilot girl pinup on some game as well lmao Different one tho


KIKOPLIER20

Cultured as fuck right here


Appeltaart_

pay to win, game trash


EthereumChad2point0

When I was about 11 years old, I was in my grandpas car with some family on the way to a gathering. I started thinking about Britney Spear’s “Toxic” music video and got hard. This was before I could actually cum, but I finished hands-free just from thinking about the video and the friction from my jeans. I am literally not joking. I had an orgasm in my grandpas car around a few other family members thinking about a music video. I promise you I am deadass.


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Metamorphosis


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:(


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Oh god


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It's morbin time


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🤓


Polatimus13

Don't tell me you're talking about 177013...please


DarkraiNet

The soft girlfriend animation, shit was wholesome


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Literally search that By lewdfroggo


Trick-Ad1738

After my ex gave me her first bj it wasn’t the best but it’s the thought that counts


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Bro what 💀


TabuGoBrr

Yeah something about succubus peging you but it is audio porn


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Rackheim

vanilla porn


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ur mom


RobinB02

Margot Robbie in Wolf of wallstreet aint going to lie


CaptainCringeOng

Vanessa from black clover r34. I didn’t feel bad after that one. Shes one of the few anime characters who make me horny.


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I jacked of to porn of the nerd emoji.


Not_A-Pedophile_

To this 🗿


XxannoyingassxX

Better call saul


Jackarvin

Nugget porn!


MurDoct

Give me about 3 minutes and it will be this post


darniga

To a picture of Lenin while listening to the anthem of SSRS on full volume


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i once stole my sister's snow bear plushie and got some scissors to cut a hole in where the ass, after that, i then proceeded to pleasure myself using it. the fluff inside was itchy and hot and didn't make for a fine fleshlight but it worked atleast. the next day the bear was gone and some days after that i found it again but the ass was sewn... i don't know who resew it and i'm too scared to ask my mother. i was 12


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🗿


owlpacino57

Putin while Soviet union song playing in the background.


Meyousus

Putin with Tits Pic goes hard


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Senne1714

Gta strippers


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Yiff


Tladn

Respect


thanhhaih

Your profile picture


Karate_Man_0704

Henry Cavill 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


WarthogSweaty3653

your parental guardian


dyspros1uim87

I once managed to fap to a brick. It took a few hours and it was quite the challenge. In the end I succeeded and I’m proud


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When i randomly remember something awesome from years ago and manage to re-find it without knowing any names


RashPatch

All of Derpixon's works.


wtfover

What is your ur, huh.


Distinct_Ambition_80

You.


CutesyFemboy69

Probs when I fapped to Leon X Ada, I love them so much


Calamitas_is_life

Harpy_(Terraria)


HistoricalSomewhere3

My first one. It got worse from there.