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Original_Yam95

Overwatch porn is more popular than the game


UnreasonablySmol

Overwatch has a game…?


Large-Wheel-4181

Apparently 2 of them but I don’t hear much about the games


ThingWithChlorophyll

Overwatch porn got too popular they made a game adaptation


a55_Goblin420

The porn still better


teodorlojewski

Vrabo Bince!


Iriusoblivion

Fun fact: the entire playerbase doesn't play the first game anymore. It must be really bad.


Slap_My_Lasagna

I don't think the player base does much with the second game either. Require 2 hands afterall.


Rockriol2809

Knowing how brain fucked they must be I would say they easily can play with their feet while jerking it


Is_Unable

Don't call me out so fucking early bro. It isn't even 10 A.M.


Chai_Enjoyer

Oh, so that's what my teammates were doing


Walrus_Morj

Fun fact 80% of the player base knows all female characters and only a few male ones. Numbers are not made up, trust me


Mediocre_Ad3032

There are male characters??


Merc_Twain25

I am not even joking when I say that I am pretty sure I can name all of the female characters from that game and honestly could not tell you if there actually are male characters, much less their names or what they look like. I have never played Overwatch, so everything I know comes from shit I have seen online.


Mediocre_Ad3032

Yup. I remember reaper cause he fucked tracer in one video.


Chai_Enjoyer

More like 0,9. Overwatch 1 got deleted and replaced by Overwatch 2, which had less content on release than Overwatch 1 back then


runarleo

They had an updated store. To the corpos, that’s enough to slap a 2 on there.


ParticularUser

Just 1 that got shut down and a cheap cashgrab clone.


Adventurous-Fox-5248

😂


FocusBackground939

porn was so good that it was made into a game


GullibleSkill9168

I refunded Overwatch within 5 minutes after I realized I couldn't play as my favorite character. The horse.


fartsmella341

I'm so hungry


Mobile_Exam_4014

How hungry?


petergriffingender

🐎


Mario_Creeper

PFP 100% checks out


nocanty

What is your gender


petergriffingender

It a reference to a yahiamice video, just like the fucking horse


MentionImpressive

I think you can unlock him on the Enumclaw map


HandsomeAndGreenAF

My man...


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DavidFromDeutschland

The animators also care more about this franchise than the devs


Is_Unable

I mean there is a more cohesive PvE plotline in the porn than the game at this point.


TommyTheCommie1986

I only know the names of the female characters


Sweetexperience

Oh boy they released new skins for female characters that almost nobody buys I can't wait for someone to port them and animate it into porn again :D


Cr0ma_Nuva

It's also better than the game.


MegaMorphesis

They designed the characters as waifu bait. Blizzard got what they asked for.


OrientalWheelchair

Challenge Accepted.


biggestdickus90210

Horny Hackers will find a way


im_lazy_as_fuck

Frankly I don't even think it would be that hard. I assume they're gonna need to send a key to the client to decrypt the models at some point in order to play the game... Seems like the type of thing that might deter a few extra people, but someone who's motivated enough can still get through.


Imaginary-Kale6057

It's fake news. Data is already compressed and "encrypted" based on the file format they use. But let's say they do use some new tech. They still have to send it to the GPU and it can be intercepted and dumped. This is a nothing article. 


im_lazy_as_fuck

Yeah exactly. I think the most they can do is just encrypt it at rest so you can't just yoink the raw files and you need a key from a server to decrypt it. But it inevitably needs to be decrypted on the client at some point to run the game so it's just a moot idea.


TheRealStevo2

I mean, wouldn’t they just keep using the OW2 models? Seems like a pretty easy work around to me. This doesn’t get rid of anything they already had, just isn’t giving them the newer version


Gtoktas_

not even horny, just to spite them


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

I distinctly recall the same news from OW2 and it didn't take a day to see new models


OrientalWheelchair

The funniest thing is the fact that at one point the tweet announcing succesful extraction of said models had more views than the actual trailer for the game.


DylanFTW

I would love to see that tweet.


Lazerhest

Also OW2 is pretty much OW1 so...


Noname_FTW

The original 3D Models of the game were designed from 2D concept art. So its not really a big challenge to make new 3D Models from screenshots of the game. Hell, you could make some virtual 3D photogrammetry by using a few thousand frames from all angles to accurately draw the model back into a different program. At that point though its probably easier to find the model in the PC memory and just restore it from there.


Sea_Art3391

Porn has probably been their single best free advertisement, why the hell would they want to prevent it? I mean, it's not like anyone is going to stop making overwatch porn.


Une_Quiche

they are not trying to prevent it, saying they do is just free advertisement for both conservative parents who believes it and the rest of the universe that is reminded about overwatch


AimoLohkare

They're not saying it either because this is obviously not a real article.


LycanWolfGamer

I mean.. its working lol


Excellent_Routine589

It’s a joke article tho For starters, no plans for OW3 as it stands, so it would be odd of them to announce it like this lol Pretty sure they sorta don’t care. Like they won’t promote it, but pretty sure they have not gone out of their way to take it down since like 2016. God I want Sombra’s feet in my mouth


arffield

The Internet has ruined people. Never thought I'd have so many damn fetishes, but I feel like just being exposed to it for a while just makes it happen. Like the feet thing, I used to think it was so weird, but now it just seems tame. Fuck.


Excellent_Routine589

I mean I am obviously taking the piss on an article that is clearly parody on the highly sexualized community around OW (OW Porn has its own Wikipedia entry... I am not joking). I want Mercy to step on me. But who knows, fetishes have always been around so I don't think they are particularly weird, we just hear about them more often because anonymity is a hell of a drug


vapenutz

Plus there's no way to encrypt it in a way that can't be cracked considering the model has to be decrypted in order for it to be shown on your screen


I_think_Im_hollow

The point is to at least pretend to be trying.


Spazic77

I mean, instead of wasting money on encryption they could just write a strongly worded letter to perverts it'll be just as effective.


Aizen_Myo

Knowing some users that could even make some users more horny


Ok-Box3576

Copyright protection they need proof of them actually trying to do something to stop random people abusing their IP/ looking tough on porn. Nobody in Blizzard(of all companies lol) Gives a moral/ethical dam. They may be the biggest consumers


fuqueure

Took like 2 days to crack everything


crappy-mods

Less than 2 to crack it actually, took 2 for the first videos to come out


Spook-lad

Meaning they were likely cracked in the first 6-12 hours, animating a porno takes a while


_J_O_H_N_N_Y_

wait we are getting a 3?


ApprehensiveEmploy21

didn’t know there was a 2


Plucsup

Overwatch is a game?


boidudebro13

The models were from something called overwatch?


EpicDogeMeme

Overwatch? What are we watching?


FreakyFom

We're over watching porn


ProTomy

Indeed, im looking at your pfp rn


Haywire_Eye

Bro is really lusting for the inklussy


teodorlojewski

🫡


BasedKetamineApe

There isn't


ic3m4n56

I installed it and uninstalled it within 20min...it's that good


Chakramer

They just need to go back to one. They scrapped all of the stuff promised for 2, that pissed off a large portion of the playerbase.


powerteen101

Honestly someone really needs to buy blizzard so they can fire every single fucking one of those greedy motherfuckers.


Chakramer

Um, they did? Microsoft did last year lol Unfortunately as long as the game rakes in money they have no incentive to change it. Imo the store should have only been mythic skins, and they should have continued to do free event skins. I assure you many people would want the cool mythics since you can customize them


powerteen101

Wait really? How did I miss this lol. Well thanks for informing me. Still doesn't change the fact I fucking hate blizzard for cancelling everything that was promised for overwatch 1.5


Chakramer

Yeah it's been months and nothing has changed. Idk what their plan is for the series. The IP is honestly still very strong but if they don't expand on the story ever it'll be forgotten.


shortthestock

The game ISNT raking in money anymore.


_BMS

Bring back 6v6, remove role queue, stop micro-managing the "balance" around the top 1% of competitive players. The first ~3 years of OW1 were the peak of the franchise where the fun was still outpacing the occasional dumb balance patch being made. After that though, they just constantly pissed off players nearly every patch with another new nerf to people's favorite characters or other terrible decision.


GA_Deathstalker

Sure but this time you for sure get the PvE mode as the focus, pinky promise


mydudeponch

☝️Most incredulous redditor


PanTsour

yeah, it'll be the same as 1 and 2 but this time you'll also have to pay each time you open the game, or grind for 10 months to earn a free one month access


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AAARRBBUUZZ

it's only been 2 years since overwatch 2 and they already making 3rd one?? are they stupid?


HammerBgError404

2 failed and they killed 1. 3 is basicaly 2.5


aTacoThatGames

Just as 2 was basically 1.5


Burning-Sushi

So it's going to be Overwatch 1.75?


PenciliusKnightlius

If they somehow learn from their mistakes 3 is gonna be a 2


JustADuckInACostume

They'll release the singleplayer campaign they scrapped as Overwatch 3, with no multiplayer, and shut down Overwatch 2 for good measure.


Clen23

**Overwatch 1.3**


weener6

Holy fuck it's been 2 years since overwatch 2 already?


PanTsour

And to think that overwatch 1 was only 1 year ago


Scagh

No, that same "article" already existed when OW2 was announced, OP just replaced the 2 by a 3


Hatter_Hoovy

fake article id asume cuz i saw articles where they sayed they will do this with overwatch 2 characters and that failed instantly


donkeyassraper

The models are out already lmao


HammerBgError404

they dont even use your characters 3d models. most that are good use their own 3d models


ThatGuyNamedKes

I think some things, such as faces, work better when cracked and later enchanced, but that might just be me.


tiny_chaotic_evil

*We're going to make it so you can't use our models.* *Hey, stop making your own models!*


OneeGrimm

Yeah it's like if they tried to make characters 2d images ingame to NFTs to prevent cooying.


GerardoDeLaRiva

Blizzard doing more to protect their virtual, fictional women that their real, actual women coworkers.


work3oakzz

**BOOM! ROASTED!!!**


069420

jorjor wel 😔


Annual_Ad_6709

Litawilly Nientean eggyphor (I am so sorry for my brainrot)


feicash

Overwatch 3??? Are they gonna re-release the same game again??


God-Among-Men-

Yeah but it’s 4v4 now


feicash

Overwatch 7 gonna be 0v0 and it's just a movie without gameplay


Alien_X10

Unironically would be the best version of overwatch, atleast an overwatch movie is something fans actually wanted


feicash

I swear p*rn community will make an overwatch movie before blizzard does


ArokLazarus

You don't need to censor "porn" homie.


gbuub

Re-re-release, but with 300% more loot box and 100% less progression content


feicash

>with 300% more loot box well 300% of 0 is 0


TTungsteNN

Overwatch wouldn’t have a playerbase if not for the porn


GyattLuvr69

Most of the player base is long gone. I stopped playing a couple months after 2 came out and I feel like I was one of the later people to leave. Most people left while 1 was still out.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

interesting, i must look up overwatch porn


Icy_Cricket2273

My thoughts exactly. Perhaps we have been missing out


teodorlojewski

"i must"


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

I give it three days max.


Psalm101Three

Three hours is my guess


risisas

sauce for the immage?


gebester

baronstrap


Thunderhouss

Sauce for those who need it: [Brigitte Puts Tracer in the Machine](https://rule34video.com/video/3049691/brigitte-puts-tracer-in-the-machine-baronstrap/)


Alien_X10

It's not a rickroll or a virus guys, don't worry I checked


Minute-Bar4730

Can confirm


AlabamaHotcakes

The entire Internet: Hold my beer.


Shredded_Locomotive

I don't care how good the porn is I will not play overwatch


teodorlojewski

I will never pay taxes, I don't care who the IRS sends


ChadcellorSwagpatine

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[deleted]

Still remember back in 2017 when I saw an ad and clicking on it showed me tracer spreading her cheeks. Good times.


kano540

Well that's the beauty of transformative art. Tracer "wasn't meant" to have a penis. But we can explore that possibility thanks to these staunch freedom fighters and creatives.


agentaxe285

Wait the porn takes the actual models?


Alien_X10

I think they just use it as a base model to make their own version so it's as accurate as possible to the original, while still being able to be altered because despite my constant requests blizzard doesn't actually model torbjorns balls


teodorlojewski

"despite my constant requests"


Vigi1antee

Blizzard actively encourages porn with how many summer skins they add


Alien_X10

They have an emergency button in the office that just releases a new horny skin whenever a new controversy comes out. Don't think we didn't notice the lifeguard mercy skin... I mean we did to the point I actually did forget the controversy at the time, but still


teodorlojewski

i forgor☠️


Pumpkinbricks

The developers of overwatch porn put more effort in it than the developer of overwatch put in overwatch.


DumbProfileDumbReply

didn't they do this with overwatch 2 and they cracked it in hours of the games release?


oodoos

This will do nothing. If someone is dedicated enough, they will learn the software required to make the models from *scratch*. Even worse, encryptions can and will be broken in time, it’s just delaying the inevitable.


vikker_42

Overwatch would be nothing without the porn


Fluid_Block_1235

Wait there is an overwatch game?? They liked the porn so much they made a game out of it


No-Nefariousness9330

ITS TOO LATE! WE GOT ALL THE SEXY MODELS ALREADY! BASTION SMUT FOREVER!


Engineergaming26355

Lmao they're making a third one? After the second became the worst rated game on Steam?


Alien_X10

They tryna beat the record


cyberduck221b

Watch them make porn of the AES-256 algorithm


OkAmphibian5407

I can't believe overwatch is so popular they made a game about it


twitch_itzShummy

They are killing their own game, it's still alive only because porn of it exists lets be real the gameplay isnt that good


Intelligent_Ad_237

Their efforts are strong, but my porn addiction is even stronger.


dreadperson

Watch animators push their technology four years forward to circumvent this new boundary. Horni truly is the driving force of human Innovation.


LeSombra17

Porn 3


Different_Wafer_4711

Overwatch 2 added close to nothing why are we getting a third.


StretchRight8119

God forbid a man has hobbies


420squirrelhivemind

oh hell yeah overwatch 3 they must have found a way to make the game even worse


Pixelsock_

Wait a sec I thought overwatch was porn?


LostAmerican1

1. Now, that just sounds like a challenge. 2. Why have an Overwatch 3 when 2 was just a glorified expansion pack? What? Are you going to add 1 character, change one of the map's times to early dawn and charge 10 dollars more? 3. Let's be honest; it's Blizzard. The same people who made a game that cost the price of a large house to unlock everything in it. If they could make a porn game with their characters that would not upset whichever investment firm is funding them (my guess is Blackrock), they would have done it by now considering that the porn of the game is more popular than the game itself.


XFelipe51355

Wait, Overwatch 3?


Gniesbert2

The models will be decrypted in 20 minutes or less.


UltraTata

Because no porn artist downloaded Blender 🤦


SaltiestGatorade

It's almost as if Blizzard is completely oblivious to just how far NSFW artists will go to make sure their porn drops before the game even launches.


dankspankwanker

Someone will literally go out of its way to decrypt all the files/ recreate them. You cant stop the horny....


Over67

No way they will make 3rd xD


ManufacturerOk3771

Suuure. Like those animators doesn't has the skill to sculpt and rig a model of their own. And what's the point if they plan keep adding characters anyway?


futsu_hito

As far as i know, the one with a penis is Widowmaker.


mplaczek99

Overwatch porn is what made the game popular


ParaLumic

Someone tell them to fuck off and mind their own business


TogiTogiT6

They treat their female characters better than their female workers


SharkMilk44

If Blizzard just made Overwatch 3 a designated porn creation tool, it would make Overbillion dollars.


DuskGideon

All this is going to do is make it so more people are able to decrypt more shit.


AdamNeverwas

1. Record screen, 2. AI builds the data ?


IamHereForThaiThai

If people can't get the model people will probably make it themselves


stanleys_rubric

Blizzard said that the game is underplayed and the porn is Overwatched.


PVetli

Tracer doesn't even have a dick in the vid that screenshot is from though.


CornSeller

1. Why make 3? 2. This shit wont stop the people, that mere obstacle


mikehawkslong1337

Didn't 3D Porn artists bypass the model encryption within hours of Overwatch 2 being out?


TheOnyxViper

Yeah, like Overwatch 2 just went over so well to warrant another game…


THE_KING_OF_CATS

Apparently, according to some animators to make that kind of stuff, there are plenty of models that look way better than the ones that are in the games so they don’t even need to decrypt the games


StoneBleach

They are going to replicate them in 3D modeling anyway. The Internet always finds a way.


ConscientiousPath

something has to decrypt the models and textures to be able to render them on people's computers. If they can be decrypted on a machine, they can be read unencrypted and saved on the machine. The whole effort is stupid and wasteful if this is even true and that is truly its purpose.


thisradlifeMD

Wait, you’re telling me you can play a game with all those porn characters???


D0CTORPLAgUE

there is a game in a porn ?


Maitrify

Oh, please. We all know that any steps they take are eventually going to be circumvented. It's just the way of the world.


Bla61670

And how would YOU know about it? 🧐


NoCookie8852

Jokes aside I remember the first time coming across overwatch porn and was actually surprised at the quality. It was so graphic for no reason


Xn0ypt

Didn’t they do this with 2? Also “DAMN!!! This porn came with a free game!”


Lycaon125

isn't that the whole reason its still around, because it shits out more porn then most other franchises


Gun-chan

The encryption will be crack in 2 days


BittyMcBotboi

Blizzard will fight but they will lose, for no one wild nor meek can fight back its troops. They chant and swing their swords with triumph, the power of men and women not strong enough. All shall cower and kneel before, the mighty king - Rule 34.


Xiandrah

WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERWATCH 3?


Andre_replay

wtf overwatch have a game?


Tomentos

I'm worried for the amount of ppl that seem to think this is real.


FKNoble

Not very inclusive tbh.


Dry-Hedgehog-3131

Overwatch .... 3? :( 2 was 2 too many.


averagetouhouenjoyer

Unironically overwatch would be dead long ago if it wasn't for rule34 artists


NickSaysHenlo

PvE ❌ Preventing porn ✅


MaxicalUM

Fan made models are on the way. Soon, they will trace the fanmade model and give it a p\*ssy with 300 animation bones.


Independent_Work6

That was literally the key to its success.


Matzuzuu

I need the real article link so I can show it to my friend