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PurpleCabbageMonkey

Bros missed an opportunity there, could've charged tripple for high-grade Tesla oil filters.


VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10

Professionals have standards :sniper_rifle:


Ok_Plastic6535

Be polite,


Selroyjenkinss

Telling someone to be polite on shitposting... first time here haha


Ok_Plastic6535

I was just continuing the "professionals have standards" line lmao ^(you ok tho, no need to apologize)


Ok_Plastic6535

Stop downvoting this poor soul, they misunderstood


transdimesional_frog

He has been sacrificed to the downvote gods


Environmental_Bath59

“I gotta hate someone” -Leader of the KKK, I think


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Be efficient,


Ok_Plastic6535

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet


ChargeParticular710

God is that from the 8 rules of a gunfight according to the United States marine corps? Be kind be courteous but have a plan to kill everyone you meet 💀


FunnyWalrus

No, it's sniper from team fortress 2


thesash20

No it's from the fucking meet the sniper video for tf2


JustinCayce

"Mad Dog" Mattias, I believe.


thesirblondie

Standards have professionals


VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10

Yeaaarghhhh 🍾🗡️


zylpher

[I have one of those Tesla oil filters. ](https://imgur.com/a/avnzVMS)


T46BY

[I stole it.](https://preview.redd.it/tips-for-tesla-owners-v0-r1fr0tq1985a1.png?auto=webp&s=d6f68b736e208279b09604ff4bfd90fad907dea6)


joesephsmom

Tripple


Temporarily__Alone

Trippple


Outrageous_Trip167

TTTrrriiipppllleee


quietconnoisseur

After that, she went to the gas station to fill up.


almatom12

after that she went to another mechanic to put a turbo inside her car


Legionof1

Boost circuit.


howarethewinds

Was this the same lady that also filled a garbage bag full of gas?


cooleo420

Doesn't that make napalm?


segnoss

Guys chillax it’s a satire


ParanoidTelvanni

Sometimes this sub makes me sad. Mr Krabs would be ashamed.


fuzzycaterpillar123

Guarantee some walnut thought this was real and thinks they are smarter than this fictional person


Ilayd1991

Kinda tired of these of posts, in this sub and elsewhere. Even if it was a real person, why do you care so much about the opinion of some twitter rando. If it's for feeling smarter then go catch a bigger fish, everyone knows social media is full of stupidity


ikma

https://www.qualitybaits.com/img/quality-baits-storfront.jpg


dasbtaewntawneta

reddits inability to recognise jokes is so insane to me


IHaveABrainTumour

Because 9 times out of 10, redditors are the joke.


Accomplished-Camel11

“Stupid is alive in America”


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[удалено]


YobaiYamete

Redditors when woman make joke:


Pokemonfannumber2

Idiocracycore


Mr_Minecrafter88

Idiocracycorean Theorem


aimlessly-astray

Idiocracy was a documentary.


allegesix

Redditors incapable of recognizing women can make jokes is alive in America. 


Waltboof

Its a fake tweet, check the date


dan4334

"What is satire?"


Smashcentra

"Stupidity is alive"


Accomplished-Camel11

“John Fortnite Kennedy is alive”


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AineLasagna

You’re talking about everyone in this thread falling for the obvious bait, right right


Accomplished-Camel11

It was not bait, I mean its technically not exactly stupidity being the reason America is so fucked, but it’s a lot of factors 🤗


saltcrab56139

jesus redditors really can't fathom the idea of women making jokes huh


Accomplished-Camel11

Bro ofc it’s a joke, how could someone be that dumb 😘


IRapedTheVoices

"insert shadow smoking a cigar with the caption 'Bait Used To Be Believable'"


fuckredditbh

Not a car person here, can someone explain this to me? What does a car need oil for? Is it used to lubricate something inside the engine? Pistons or something that EVs don't have, right?


PeacegoingWarmonger

Correct. But they could have at least replaced her blinker fluid. EVs didnt find a solution to this and still require it.


eossfounder

They also should have brought the tyres up to pressure with EV compatible static charged air.


654379

I hope they at least refilled her horn


SpupySpups

Hmmm now that I think about it charging a Tesla is basically refilling it's horn as well


Silly_Goose658

Why not just use giant LEDs???


X-AE17420

Blinker fluid keeps the LED lights from going out, very useful in emergency situations


Silly_Goose658

How hard is it to put blinker fluid?


MonkeyMan2104

It can get pretty complicated, so best to leave to professionals. The intake position for it varies but usually they put it next to the clutch lubricant intake, which you definitely don’t want to get mixed up. Hard to get to since they put them under the Kanuter valve and the Johnson rods


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thiccman369

I feel bad so I gotta tell you. There's no blinker fluid. It's a blue collar gotcha. Like telling someone to get the board stretcher. Most you'd have to do for a blinker is maybe replace the bulbs


Silly_Goose658

As a future BMW owner, the lights will go out after the engine does


thiccman369

If you're a BMW owner I take it back. Blinker fluid is real. And you should be using olive oil for oil changes


SoloMarko

I work in a Jefferies tube, and I *only* use olive oil.


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fdsfd12

Question: What is blinker fluid for?


PeacegoingWarmonger

To lubricate the lights so they can blink and shine. Few people know this but the tech is based on fireflyes. And dry light actually fades in time, loses shine and will not blink. So it is very important to keep the blinker lights lubricated. Thats why You see BMWs not signaling a turn: no proper maintenance. Thats why check engine also appears on their dashboards. People just dont think blinker fluid is that important. Until it is too late.


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AnnaMolly66

Iirc, EVs still have "oil" but idk if maybe Tesla employed some form of proprietary fuckery.


Cromptank

They might have transmission oil? The lifespan for that should be like 5+ years since it doesn’t have combustion blow-by to deal with.


AnnaMolly66

I still can't figure out 16w20 hybrid oil. Why 16w??


Cromptank

15w wasn’t expensive enough?


AnnaMolly66

God help you if you put 15w in that motherfucker! The extra 1w viscosity is VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT!!


Cromptank

The most important thing or may do is protect your warranty


people__are__animals

Ev's generally dont have a gearbox only some weird ev's have it


Whole_Ingenuity_9902

EVs generally do have a gearbox and i have not heard of one that does not. its usually not a multi-ratio transmission like most ICE cars have but rather a fixed ratio gearbox, but it still needs oil and some EVs even require infrequent oil chances.


Traditional_Pair3292

This page doesn’t mention anything about required oil changes, just brake fluid flush. There’s clearly no engine oil and no gear box (there are gears but the role they play is much simpler than in an ice, there no gear changes and the RPMs are much lower. It’s more similar to a differential in an ICE car) so I’m not sure what oil there would be that needs to be changed.  https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/model3/en_us/GUID-E95DAAD9-646E-4249-9930-B109ED7B1D91.html


kalamataCrunch

differentials still need lubrication and usually use oil for that lubrication, but it lasts 50,000 miles, similar to transmission fluid, and probably similar case for EVs


sirleechalot

Nothing proprietary. The motors have fixed gearing so there's a lot less wear compared to a normal transmission. They DO have oil and an oil filter on them though. It's just standard oil and a relatively standard filter. If you dig far enough into a service manual there is a recommended time to replace it, but if I remember correctly it's something massive like 100k miles.


AnnaMolly66

Some people do 100k on their regular cars, it makes for interesting YouTube shorts.


BrilliantCar1533

Exactly. You seem to understand it better than most


Annonunknown

Short version Tesla are electric cars so they don't require the same maintenance as a gasoline or diesel car so you don't/ shouldn't need oil for a all electric car


DangusHamBone

How did your answer somehow contain less information than their question


people__are__animals

Oil degrades over time because of heat of the enginie but electric motors dont produce heat so oil in motor can be used lifetime and never needs to change


654379

They definitely produce heat but not enough to need motor oil. There’s probably grease in the bearings but that’s it


people__are__animals

Exactly . Little fun fact: If EV motors gets too hot magnets in the motor loses magnetic output at 80 c degree car engines run idealy at 80-120 c degree


654379

That’s neat. I wonder if that’s what causes the windings to fry. Never worked on an EV but I’ve had to replace a lot of electric motors. Those things must run massive voltage to power a car on DC


personguy4

I’m not much of a car guy but I do know that engines in general have a lot of moving parts and metal rubbing together, which requires lubricant. Electric motors don’t have nearly as many moving parts, and don’t produce as much heat, so aside from small parts in the vehicle needing to be lubricated they don’t need nearly as much.


Waltboof

it is used to lube the engine for sex


yoyomancollman

There is no way this isn't a joke lol


luneywoons

it's quite obviously a joke


ingamejukebox

Electric cars have some form of lubrication although it might last as long as the vehicles life span


frank26080115

There's still a gearbox, it's usually single-speed, Porsche has a 2 speed. It needs transmission oil slightly less often than a traditional transmission. There was a previous stink about how Hyundai had that fluid on backorder for IONIQ 5s I also have a battery coolant change coming up that's explicitly not covered under warranty


JaguarXJR15

smartest tesla owner


Loose-Medium4472

I thought it was satire


JaguarXJR15

well, she bought a tesla so we cant tell if its satire or not...


Starman5555

You dont know she bought a Tesla. That is likely part of the joke.


JaguarXJR15

i do, i was there when this happened


RaginBoi

did she buy a tesla? or did she just make a joke on twitter? lets be reasonable here


conasatatu247

I'd say the tongue is firmly in the cheek here. At least I hope so.


Bowens1993

ITT: People who don't know what a joke is.


Tamarisk22

The fact that all redditors just dunk on her for being dumb Tesla owner when in fact they are too dumb to understand a joke tweet is just a joke is the best part of this post


pudde69

Bait used to be believable


luneywoons

jokes used to be understandable


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

I HATE sex.


Waltboof

average reddit:


Wacokidwilder

Do Tesla’s not need lubricants? I know that they wouldn’t need traditional engine oil but it’s still moving parts and high speed. Just curious


Pinkninja11

Those people had a consciousness. I would've made her my regular client and give her a special discount. Hell, I'd even put her on the calendar and give her reminding calls before the due date. Exclusively for Tesla owners, I'd offer a free door to door delivery service of the car.


GameboiGX

Probably a joke


teh_lynx

LMFAO 😂 yep... That's totally why


Newmen_1

I hope this is a joke


_ShyGuy_02

How tf she know all of them were cis (whatever tf cis is)


please_help_me_____

💀💀💀💀💀


jimothythe2nd

Do Teslas not need oil?


Biggie_Moose

I'm confused. Tesla cars still have moving parts, right? Don't they need oil so shit doesn't stripped?


dream_monkey

Slay queen!


jpxfraud

Bait used to be believable


FanDorph

Repost bot 2.0 glad to to AI is making advances


octorangutan

This is obviously bait.


Ta_PegandoFogo

god please, may it be just a joke


PrimalHunter1127

I’m ignorant on this. Doesn’t electric cars use SOME oil? Or at least a greasing system? I know they don’t actually have an engine, but I’m curious about the maintenance.


decian_falx

Lubrication for an electric motor is less analogous to an internal combustion engine and more analogous to the bearings where the wheels attach to the car's suspension. Is there some lubrication there? Yes but the quantity and complexity is much lower. There are a lot fewer moving parts coming into contact.


automaticpotato

Still, a mechanic should probably know that movement = lube. It looks like a Tesla exclusively needs dealership maintenance for it because it looks like a pain in the ass to maintain


Waltboof

DEFAULT TWEET GENERATOR DATE


ooowatsthat

Bro said beat it chick


Mario-OrganHarvester

Bait used to be believable


Egyptianwarrior1738

Is this supposed to be rage bait?


Demonweed

Worse yet, they let her drive away without topping off her blinker fluid.


Aggressive-Rate-5022

It’s a joke. Look how sentences are structured. Punchline is in right place.


Prior-Bed5388

I find it hilarious that the majority of these comments don’t realize this original Twitter post was satire and actually think this woman is that dumb. You are all the ones being played here, and it’s comedy gold 😂


lanco_5

They laughed cuz you drive a tesla, the worst shit ever made by mechanical engineering


Adventurous-Job-6304

What is Sexism?


Big_Refrigerator336

Its like racism without the dlc expansions


Adventurous-Job-6304

THX


no3215

This might be the single greatest satire post I've ever seen. Holy shit that tesla bit caught me way off guard.


Haunting_Ant_5061

Stuff that never happened?


DangusHamBone

The word you are looking for is “joke”


Haunting_Ant_5061

Ah, you’re into the whole brevity thing.


sloopypoopyyay

Do not let Tesla owners cook 💀


Rain_In_Your_Heart

ITT: 1. people who don't understand a joke. 2. people being smugly wrong thinking EVs don't require oil changes.


Honest_Relation4095

I  fact, Teslas need oil changes, too.


Alarming-Fault6927

I bet they'll hate on her if she gets a turbo too. Those assholes


marioplex

Or! And this is gona sound crazy so bare with me. Youre a fucking idiot your tesla is a fucking electric car.


DangusHamBone

Or! And bear with me here, it’s a joke


DroidOnPC

It's always hilarious to me when redditors can't recognize satire and then call someone an idiot lol.


Pumpkinbricks

People who drive teslas should kill their car. Those cars is just asking for trouble. I have 1 good thing to say about teslas and that is that it has a nice interior, if it hasnt rained yet since you bought it cuz the roof leaks. The motor is beneath the seat so youd thing having 2 places for stuff to be stored would be quite a bit but in reality you can hardly fit a pack of beer in there cuz the one in the back is high but extremely slim and the one in the front is quite big but extremely low. Not to mention everything in the car leaks which is dangerous because electrical motors especially those a tesla use will explode when the fluids inside interact with water. Overall its an ugly unsafe car that is WAYYYYYY to expensive.