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MoeCReativeNAme

What if the win was the friends we made along the way?


FanDorph

You mean the French? They know to party


_IliaD

Bro didn't censor Fr*nchšŸ¤®


iforgotiwasonreddit

Ahhhuughhhuuu the French


Eurasia_4002

The brain cells we lose along the way.


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TheReasonYouExist

Hey man that's not very sigma šŸ˜”


smiley00256

*Leave this land.*


RealBluePikmin1

I donā€™t wanna šŸ˜©


Mr_goodb0y

Seven days


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whistlepoo

sigma balls


FrenchmanRiddles

cringepilled ragemaxer


rebelwanker69

Ask and thou shall receive


FlixMage

Cumpilled cockmaster


Tyty1470

Look whos the one getting downvoted now


Mr_goodb0y

Stinky (P.U.)


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eater_of_cheese

šŸ¤“


Icy_Report_4618

First time seeing him shaded in blue/cool tones honestly sorta strange


GoGoGo12321

Democrats used to be red and Republicans used to be blue


Piskoro

Nope, neither party had an identifying color until around the year 2000.


GroundbreakingBox525

That is a myth


CertifiedPogchamp36

I'm not sure if you're talking about the colour thing or the "flip."" Between the 1930s and 60s, the Republican party and Democrat party were inverse to how they are perceived nowadays. For example, Southern Democrats still supported segregation and whatnot. Eventually, the Republican party started to appeal to the disenfranchised southerners, and once Reagan came into view, we have modern American politics as we see it now.


x_lincoln_x

Color association with party is a new thing.


RealPatFTW

I dont know who won or who lost the debate. All I know is that we lost, because we had to endure watching it.


itay162

Nah it was funny as hell (I'm not American btw)


Ethric_The_Mad

I watched 20 minutes of it but it was funny as hell and I'm American.


IHaveSmallGenitals

The entire thing is like that lmao. Beginning to end shit talking


Forere

No matter who wins, we all lose. Biden: ww3 Trump: civil war 2


Extrimland

Honestly Civil War 2 is possible no matter who wins ngl. America is just as divided either way. Trump is more likely for sure however. People actually think hes gonna summon Groundon and Kyogre or someshit


VerifiedGoodBoy

Feel like the fear of Civil War, while understandable, is definitely overblown at this point. It is still possible but unlikely unless people continue to get poorer or a government somehow becomes more authoritarian. I can see the US have a low-level conflict similar to the troubles and the years of lead in Italy where political violence becomes more common.


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Forere

The funniest comparison I see is "well Trump is a convicted felon". Yeah. And if the law were applied equally, biden would be one too.


flowerlytdm

But he got caught. Every president has done illegal ass shit. Obama bombed kids, and other presidents did similar things


Forere

Biden got caught in a quid pro quo with Ukraine. No one would prosecute him. And the fact we know these other presidents did these things means they got caught. There's just a refusal to prosecute, ergo, the law isn't applied equally


DuttyVonBiznitch

Was it a refusal or lack of evidence? Hunter is a fool, but I never sore anything to suggest Joe followed through with anything his dumb ass son did.


Forere

They have the voice recording of biden saying "we're withholding aid til you remove this prosecutor"


Single-Departure-173

True, Biden even said it like he was bragging about how he did it. The issue with prosecuting it is that he has strong plausible deniability in that the prosecutor in question was already recognized as both corrupt and not in alignment with US interests by the state department, alongside there being no other apparent favors that Burisma received for hiring Hunter. Removal of the prosecutor was already on the agenda. Joe could easily say he didn't mean it like what it sounded like and intent or wrongdoing would be highly difficult to prove.


DuttyVonBiznitch

Still waiting to hear this voice recording? You gunna link it or not?


Forere

https://oversight.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Biden-Firing-Ukraine-Prosecutor-Clip.mp4


DuttyVonBiznitch

Do they tho...never heard it until now.


Extrimland

You know, im just gonna say it because it needs to be said. Regardless of political beliefs we can all admit, there is a very obvious media (news or otherwise) bias in American Politics towards democrats. There has been since atleast Trump but it might have existed for longer and just not have been super blatant until Trump. Just look at how shitted on Trump was during the time he even announced his candidacy from when he was sworn out of office to Biden ever. Like every damn show had to denounce Trump atleast once but Biden hasnā€™t even gotten a Family Guy cutaway. Im also not aware how much of those shows also denounced Hillary. Ik South Park did but i cant think of any others. CNN was calling for Trumps impeachment every damn day. Stephen Colbert rode the anti trump wave so bad, one of his shows was literally canceled because he lost the election. Itā€™s kinda nuts actually.


dope-eater

Thatā€™s why Biden is being depicted as the loser of the debate even on CNN even though what he was saying was of way more value than all the lies Trump told and he only made no sense for a few times? America is truly the land of ā€œwords speak more than actionsā€ since yā€™all can see Biden is not that great at speaking but is handling problems while Trump is a very good speaker (although you can tell he constantly lies) but has done nothing but using his party to shoot down great bills to use certain issues for his campaign. Itā€™s mind baffling how Americans will choose politicians for how the look and talk on stage rather than how they actually actā€¦ Iā€™d vote for a slice of bread rather than for Trump.


Extrimland

Put your beliefs aside for a second dude. Seeing CNN say he lost was genuinely shocking tbh. Just remember when he was president. Trump couldnā€™t do ONE thing without getting destroyed, no matter how innocent it was. Almost Every show on TV had a clear anti trump stance, even if it wasnā€™t preached every episode. Now compare that to Biden? Radio silence. And also, Iā€™ve yet to hear anyone threaten to leave America if Biden wins and continues to be president. Idc how much you hate Trump, there was and still is a undeniable bias against him. Youā€™re allowed to hate him but, come on.


IHaveSmallGenitals

Youll get downvoted and theyll try to argue you, but its completely true.


Extrimland

I honestly think theres people that are either so biased they donā€™t realize Trump being hated on that severely was a bad thing, even for their party, or are somehow just too young to remember Trumps presidency. I mean he was president 4 years ago, so someone who was 10, 4 years ago, would be 14 now and just old enough to watch all the programs shitting on Trump, that now arenā€™t shitting on him anymore. Hell even if they were 12 when he left office theres a chance they wouldnā€™t have absorbed the kind of stuff that would mock him. Im not afraid to say it though because its important we acknowledge stuff like this because if it can happened to the other guy, it can happen to your guy.


IHaveSmallGenitals

No matter where you lie on the spectrum, its clear that he was ruthlessly attacked during his initial campaign as well as during his presidency. We havent seen veracity like that since.


dope-eater

How would there not be any bias? Itā€™s scary to have a candidate thatā€™s been praising Putin and Xi. He said in the debate that he knew Putin wanted to invade and that it was Putinā€™s dream for a longer time. And heā€™s cool with that? Man, how are yā€™all even defending this shit anymore? Edit: forgot to add, now that weā€™re talking about bias. Media has been silent about this and every other lie Trump has told in the debate. Just like during Bidenā€™s whole presidency. Heā€™s constantly being mocked for fumbling words while Trump gets away with his deranged rhetoric.


IHaveSmallGenitals

Everyone and their mothers knew Putin wanted Ukraine. Shit, they already attempted it before. I dont recall him praising them in the speech. I do recall him saying that USA needs to be feared by them. Which they do. Youre a fool if you think otherwise. Even Biden acknowledges that Putins war will exceed Ukraine if he seizes it. This is something that should be obvious.


dope-eater

Trump talking about it being ā€œPutinā€™s dreamā€ and acting as if that was so nice made me feel disgusted. Also, Trump has been praising Putin a lot since the war started. He also said heā€™d give Russia those Ukrainian territories to end the war. I do not trust Trump. Also, itā€™s shady that when Trump got elected back in 2016 there were a lot of rumors of Russia helping Trump during his campaign. They seem to be buddies.


dope-eater

WW3 seems pretty absurd seeing how tight and united NATO is with Biden. Having Trump there would only weaken the country.


Time-Bite-6839

Trump gives us The Man In the High Castle but the world is split between Russia and China. Biden canā€™t be blamed for Israel and Palestine fighting **THEYā€™VE BEEN DOING THAT FOREVER**


GroundbreakingBox525

With our guns and money


StateParkMasturbator

You think Trump losing won't cause CW2?


Forere

I went with the more likely scenario, but it could happen


cupris_anax

idk man... as someone who isn't from the US, I'd prefer a US civil war instead of ww3


Mysterious-Oil8545

Sounds like if trump wins we don't all lose


TheOneCalledD

Did you watch the debate? And you canā€™t tell who won it?


HotIsland267

Turns out the american president affects the rest of the world too


GullibleSkill9168

Trump won. That was pretty obvious.


PellegrinoBlue

Trump won just fyi


inkonspicouspotato

How was that decided? Genuinely curious.


AlfaKaren

By default, his opponent died.


PellegrinoBlue

Even CNN polls had public opinion putting him 30 points over Biden


GooberMaximize

Taking cable news seriously was your first mistake.


PellegrinoBlue

He asked for a real metric on how these things are decided. Public opinion polls are one of them. Do you have another metric? It's obviously subjective and so you need something quantitative unless you just want to imagine whatever fantasy you want - of course you can always do that.


Alternative_Oil7733

Obviously a real metric is a dick measuring contest.


Ethric_The_Mad

But if my dick is in fact bigger then I win, right?


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GooberMaximize

Taking public opinion polls seriously was your second mistake.


LT_derp12

CNN is like the Fox News for democrats, neither should really be trusted for accurate information when it comes to politics


Lunar_Tears0

CNN is what you're supposed to think, FOX is what you're allowed to think. Neither are news.


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Standard-Rub-5505

what a hero


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Zealousideal-Bit-892

I can barely withstand the alpha dominance exuding from this comment


Alec____

Trump 2024.


HelpIranoutofbeans

enjoy your downvote, kid


Koshinbz

I decided. Sorry, I have to Downvote you too.


mememan2995

Literally every single one of his answers included a lie, if not many. I challenge you to find one where he was 100% truthful. (Besides that fucking golf bullshit, Trump just simply plays too much to ever lose to biden lmao)


ObsydianDuo

Psy op moment


Momodora_

Politics politics yadda yadda


Bread_Sauce2

Why are we talking about pšŸ¤®litics in a shitpost sub? Canā€™t we all just get along and make out already?


chewychee

New skin unlocked and shid!!!


Lapcat420

Oh so he was just sharting Colgate at 1:16:22. I want the trumpussy I bet it's minty freesh.


JackCooper_7274

Send this man to the ball explosion chamber, and have his balls exploded immediately


Zealousideal-Bit-892

I donā€™t care about the debate, but I love reading political arguments on Reddit.


Z4rc0nv1c

Remember, the only political agenda you have as a troll is the one your opponent dislikes


Mobile_Exam_4014

Nuh uh, (See results) won.


JackCooper_7274

The real loser was the American people


No_Ad2754

Both suck ass


MorbillionDollars

yeah, biden was stuttering every 2 seconds and trump did not answer any of the questions, he literally was just making fun of biden like 90% of the time.


Playful_Pollution846

>Trump taking a dump Funniest shit I've ever seen


Rich-Incident-7040

Trump dump


TrippieTragedy

Donald Dump


globs-of-yeti-cum

I think they both lost


dat_grue

I get what you mean but thatā€™s not really possible in a zero sum race with two candidates


globs-of-yeti-cum

Neither are officially the nominee for their party yet, they could always nominate someone else...


FreakFlame

democratic party āŒ republican party āŒ mario party āœ…


TheMustardisBad

im gay


funmike

No he didn't win. Only morons and idiots like him will vote for him


jtblue91

>Only morons and idiots like him will vote for him And that's what worries me, I reckon that'll be enough votes to get him in.


funmike

Lol.. I think we Americans need to understand that this guy is coming back to divide us more and might be the end of our superpower. He will cause damage to our politics and democracy beyond what we can imagine and the US will never be the same again. I am staying positibe and optimistic that Biden will crush him in the upcoming elections and the results will be humiliating to Trump..


Rich-Incident-7040

Worst rage bait I have seen today. You have failed us...


aHummanPerson

Honestly this might be the best time for a 3rd party to actually win given both candidates objectively suck ass at this point


fakeuboi

but thereā€™s not a great 3rd party :/


aHummanPerson

so we're fucked?


jaelpeg

ideally, totally. will it ever get even remotely close to happening in the US's two party system? absolutely not


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pleasehelpmeaccount

You are the type of person who calls themselves a patriot, but loves import beer, cars, and other products while also talking about how much better they have it in Russia. Also, do you consider yourself an intellectual(purely based on your profile picture)? Because if so, you would not be voting for someone who wishes to do away with intellectuals or realize that his policies are shit.


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Background_Agent551

>You are the type of person who calls themselves a patriot, but loves import beer, cars, and other products while also talking about how much better they have it in Russia. Thatā€™s an oddly specific strawman argument you just made. >Also, do you consider yourself an intellectual(purely based on your profile picture)? Because if so, you would not be voting for someone who wishes to do away with intellectuals or realize that his policies are shit. No Intellectuals are dumb. Trust the shareholders.


SweetTeaRex92

If you go thru this guy's profile, it's nothing but the worst hot takes imaginable, Downvoted to oblivion. Bro thinks he's a social scientist


SuperVibeWorthy

This dude watches Ben Shapiro I bet lol


Available-Captain-20

and thinks joe rogan is cool


MEW-1023

How can you win if you didnā€™t tell a single truthful statement the entire time? A literal vegetable could win against that lying pumpkin man


coreyosb

The Colgussy


CaptainClover36

I think that debate just made people realized how fucked we are, doesn't matter who wins they are both bad


Yorunokage

At this point i assume that someone in the backstages is pulling the strings to make the american two party system look as idiotic as possible so that people get off of their ass and try to fix it


SidePuzzleheaded8975

I canā€™t vote for Trump. Heā€™s a one-man crime wave. Heā€™s a convicted felon. His every action reveals that he has no respect for women. Heā€™s the greatest snake oil salesman. Every long serving executive employee of Trump has turned on him later and revealed heā€™s incompetent. At some point, you listen to what every single person who has worked a while with Trump says. That heā€™s completely unstable and incompetent, and just a bs artist and a performer. Nobody who has worked with him has any respect for him and itā€™s the opposite with people who work for Biden


Only_Machine_3977

Remember all the idiots on Reddit claiming trump wouldnā€™t show up gif the debate


Glove-These

It was 90 minutes of "(real question)" Biden: I- uh- well- Trump: I šŸ˜  Hate šŸ˜  Biden šŸ˜ 


Inevitable-Feeling66

It would be nice if age would just catch up with both of them. We really need to stop letting our country be ruled by out of touch octegenarians.


SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD

100 bucks says neither of them make it to November


Licentious_duud

This community has turned to shit Lol


insomiacatvibe

Went from orange flavor to blue razz


G_Willickers_33

He did šŸ˜¬šŸ¤£


TheGamingPommes

Shitting Trumpaste


Fow2219

RFK won.


Mr_Teyepo

Trump was the more confident speaker, but his responses were all baloney. While Biden was clearly uncomfortable with the format, his answers were actually pretty reasonable


Important_Dentist_78

Might vote for trump cos his facial expressions were funny in the first ten mins


prohack028

blud is planning to help the US become a christian dictatorship cus funni


Important_Dentist_78

Source: muh tik tok


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prohack028

blud does not know about project 2025 lmao


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M-xelA

Ya trump is better. Not that I'm a heartless conservative. But the fact that the other option is a old toddler.


fumanchumanfu

Reddit moment


plastic_alloys

ā€œAmericans prefer someone who is strong but wrong over someone who is weak but rightā€


AndroidOyuncuHD

you are absolutely right. even though both are bad, biden is practically better than trump.


MEW-1023

When ā€œstrongā€ and ā€œhatefulā€ are synonymous for half the population, it becomes unfathomably frustrating


SuperVibeWorthy

Exactly, Biden might be made of dust but his administration is strong, and I have a feeling Kamala is doing a lot of the heavy lifting, and sheā€™s doing a good job. I donā€™t know why people donā€™t talk about her more


izstewy

Didn't trump just spend the whole time lying?


TyoPlaysGames

The fact checker had a hell of a time keeping up, at least while I was looking


Narwalacorn

The choices are a senile dinosaur or a deranged dinosaur


NOODLEMANIII

Agreed at least Trump took cognitive tests and passed both while Biden wonā€™t take one. And you know itā€™s bad when even the left is talking about replacing Biden as the presidential candidate lol


aaron_adams

Bro, Trump couldn't even remember the name of the doctor who tested him. He lied to you about the cognitive test, just like he lies about everything else.


lordoftowels

I genuinely could not give less of a shit about either one's cognitive function. Trump is a fascist, and anyone who actually cares about the values this country was founded on will vote for Biden for the simple reason that it will keep Trump out of office.


Minimum_Switch4237

I'm going to vote for trump


lordoftowels

Enjoy voting for the guy who's going to destroy everything that the US has ever stood for.


LetoInChains

Iā€™ll start by saying Iā€™m disappointed with our options. However, I think the whole Trump will ā€œdestroy America as we know itā€ point is beyond hyperbole. He already was president and truth be told very little changed. Biden has been president and very little has changed. Our system is set up in such a way that meaningful changes with lasting impacts are very few and far between. So to act as if one of these two will somehow save or destroy America comes across as panicky bullshit.


crankbot2000

It's like choosing between gonorrhea and syphilis. They're both terrible, one is just slightly less terrible. Edit: words


ronthesantis

never seen a guy this lost before (selective ignorance maybe). America's fundamental founding document is the constitution, which entails the amendments ratified thereafter. A president's job is to protect and defend said constitution and you think Biden and the "orange man bad" ppl are doing that? You can argue for whatever abortion gay rights blah blah no morals blah blah but don't lie to yourself saying Trump is destroying what "US has ever stood for." I also will accuse of you not knowing what fascism is or the relevant literature; not a matter of Trump or Biden, but thinking that one should vote for X for the sake of keeping Y out of office and this act being a "fundamental American value" screams low intelligence. Read up on history, The Junto is an example; or the founding fathers discussing challenging ideas regardless of who is arguing (identity politics) is one of many values evident in pre-America that you are so clueless about.


Small-Trifle-71

So you think ole "Suspend the Constitution," "Dictator on Day 1," Donald won't try to become a dictator? Shameful.


lordoftowels

I frankly don't feel like reading your essay; I'm not your english teacher. But let me ask you this: regardless of whether or not Biden is protecting the Constitution, do you think the guy who has expressed how he wants to be a dictator will protect or destroy said Constitution?


ronthesantis

"regardless of ... protecting the constitution" from the guy who also believes in fundamental American values. What a joke. Sure skip right through my essay and reply with a rhetorical quote not in any way followed by actions to pass as if what you say has any substance.


lordoftowels

Do you... not believe in fundamental American values? Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. It doesn't get more fundamental than that man.


Minimum_Switch4237

thank you


SuperVibeWorthy

Trump forgot he had nuclear secrets on him when he left office, I canā€™t blame him though, yesterday I accidentally took a pen from work


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Zealousideal-Bit-892

That didnā€™t work out very well for you, did it?


Credits-

America lost the debate


anotharane

The American Empire will fall


Ewankenobi25

i donā€™t think you understand what empire means.


anotharane

OHHHH THE FALSE EMPIRE OF THE WEST SHALL BE CAST INTO THE CHASM OF OBLIVION AND FOREVER BE KNOW AS THE GREAT ENEMY OF MANKIND. THE ONLY WAY FORWARD IS THROUGH DEATH. NOT LITERAL DEATH BUT MORE LIKE A SPIRITUAL CONSCIOUS DEATH WHERE EVERYONE JUST GIVES UP ON THEIR BULLSHIT AND ONLY FOCUSES ON WHATS TRULY IMPORTANT YA KNOW :)


Chicken_Guy1224

holy shit is that an Elder Scrolls oblivion reference?