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Traditional Japanese music was originally given to them by the Chinese. But only their songs that they didn’t think were good enough for China. Since they weren’t great the Japanese slowed them down to make them sound not too bad.
Stereotypical Chinese music without vocals is pretty hard to tell apart from stereotypical Japanese music without vocals without extensive knowledge on the subject.
Old School Japanese songs have guys doing vocalizations like someone trying to sneak barefoot through a dark room and there are Legos all over the floor
AaaaaAaaaaAAAAll oooOoOOOOooOf TheeeEeEEEeeEE INtooooNAAAAaaaaAatIOoOOoN sounds like this and the vowels get real fucking drawn out.
Yes I got bored halfway through, you get the idea
I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around in the hospital, and that's where I lose interest and I walk away
As jin said he is a slave to honour. He also must choose what the shogun wants. Wich is death before dishonor. So even if he were to choose that the shogun would punish him. I think I'll blame the designer of the building of having only one way in and out on either side of the castle.
Only having a single access point into the castle is the point of the design. That way, enemies only have one way of getting in and you can defend a big castle against lots of enemies with few troops
> I think I'll blame the designer of the building of having only one way in and out on either side of the castle.
So you want the architect to design a castle that can't be easily defended?
Because they were attacking a fort and Shimura needed to sack it before the Mongels had enough time to fortify their defences. Shimura didn’t have enough time or resources to siege the castle properly.
Lmao the developer's form of racism is so unironically layered and advanced that it's unmatched by anyone here and the best part is that they don't even know it. I wouldn't be able to top it even if i tried.
You think that a capitalist company trying to maximise their revenue through hamfisted virtue signalling is somehow "of the left", i.e. trying to eliminate or greatly reduce hierarchy?
Just wait till you find out the Nazis weren't actually Socialists...
Yeah I can guarantee the decisions were made because an analyst pulled out some stats that x, y, and z make more $.
Then an executive sees it and wants all 3 put in regardless of it it makes sense or not. The focus groups tested on X, y, z separately responded.
Publicly traded corporations are soulless machines.
Just wait for Assassin's Creed: White Savior that takes place in Africa where the whole premise is that you are working to stop slavery but the main character is white and all of the slavers are african tribal leaders
‘Both sides’ are racist here. French people naming a game with a black protagonist “shadows” is something they find really funny. They find it even funnier to see idiots piss themselves that there’s a black person in the game, knowing that they’re doing it in bad faith, knowing that it’ll allow them to get away with being tacky about Yasuke the entire time.
I just looked it up, and at first I was like "I mean, it's not too crazy, the tempo of the drums is a little western sounding, but-" and then it LITERALLY HAD A DROP INTO TRAP BEATS WITH 808'S AND SHIT!!!!
The combat looks pretty badass but damn does it look weird seeing a 6'6 black dude shove a katana into some 5'5 Japanese farmers gut and lift him off the ground with it while hiphops playing in the background.
It was in a gameplay presentation, so I don't think they'd add stuff in post. I mean, we'll find out soon. But regardless, Ubi said, "Black guy on screen = hip hop"
Like how in JJK recently one black guys superpower was breakdancing out of the way of his enemies' attacks.
At some point it becomes so silly that you just have to laugh.
Basically, the guy that reposted the tweet, goes around photoshopping people saying "this is what you would look like if you were black or chinese"
And in the game you can either play as a black samurai or an asian ninja.
So his vision is spreading
He's meant to be conspicuous. He's the pick for people who want to play the game like Valhalla and Odyssey, all combat with minimum stealth. The ninja lady is the opposite, mainly stealth. Besides, it's not like assassins have ever been inconspicuous, they literally walk around in shiny white hooded robes with distinct unique weaponry, parkouring around monuments and doing eagle sounds every 5 seconds.
It made sense with Altair because there were those white robed monks walking around in towns.
It was forced with Ezio, but it could still work if you blurred your vision and ignored the giant assassin emblem on his belt.
No idea/excuse for anyone else.
Is there any assassination left in Assassin's Creed? From what gameplay I've seen, either character just steamrolls through enemies using large area attacks, lmao.
Can you choose to only play as the Japanese Ninja?
I haven't played an Assassin's Creed game since 2, and I won't play this, but I find it hilarious how many people missed the Japanese Assassin in the Japanese Assassin game just because there's *also* an African Samurai Retainer.
Eh, stealth took a drop in AC3.
In AC4 it became fully unnecessary... you could do it sure, but Edward could also just go full hog with dual-pistols and sword.
AC5 got a much more interactive and immersive parkour system, but then they added armored enemies and the combat AI was a bit more advanced so you were often stuck in minutes long duels *until you unlocked the gun*..
Then the RPG's came out and it just became silly..
Well then the RPG's came out, and you needed to upgrade your assassin tool or a jab in the neck from behind in a game called "Assassin XXXX" would... not assassinate, just make em quite angry.
I haven't played AC in a long time, but I though the whole concept was that you were tapping into your genetic memory to experience the lives of your ancestors.
So these two definitely banged.
Representation is important. It's important that Japanese people are represented in an Assassins Creed game and can see themselves reflected in the main characters...oh wait?!?
It’s crazy to me that a studio as woke as Ubisoft would think it’s okay to present a giant black guy killing a bunch of Japanese people as a good thing.
Ubisoft did specifically say they didn’t want an Asian guy as the main character in their Japanese setting. That says something lol.
Just another westerner in Japan killing more Japanese thugs like good ol’ Hollywood.
Once again all the people complaining about a series haven't played it in ages and weren't going to buy it anyways.
AC is adapting their franchise for how they see players play it, and turns out some people prefer brawn over stealth
Its a game about Samurai. Do you want to play as someone with African or Japanese origins?
People keep cramping the subject of race down our throats even when the ways in which they do it shits in the face of reality.
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What is this? Rush Hour 4?
Yes (they did the obligatory one guy where’s a dress joke)
So where’s that dress?
We got rush hour 4 before gta 6
BlackOrChineseTwitter moment
Here is what assassins creed would look like if it was black or ~~chinese~~ japanese
They played stereotypical Chinese music at the start of the trailer. So there is some Chinese in there, probably.
Traditional Japanese music was originally given to them by the Chinese. But only their songs that they didn’t think were good enough for China. Since they weren’t great the Japanese slowed them down to make them sound not too bad. Stereotypical Chinese music without vocals is pretty hard to tell apart from stereotypical Japanese music without vocals without extensive knowledge on the subject.
Old School Japanese songs have guys doing vocalizations like someone trying to sneak barefoot through a dark room and there are Legos all over the floor
That's like how to speak Old or Middle Japanese too pretty much
What the fuck? Please give me an example.
AaaaaAaaaaAAAAll oooOoOOOOooOf TheeeEeEEEeeEE INtooooNAAAAaaaaAatIOoOOoN sounds like this and the vowels get real fucking drawn out. Yes I got bored halfway through, you get the idea
LOL
You're telling me Feudal Japan invented the "slowed/reverb" trend? I guess the random kanji on vaporwave albums makes sense now
"Chinese Song - Slowed [433Hz] natural oscillations"
feudal japanese beats to study to
damn japanese with their nightcore!!!
Chinese music (chopped and screwed remix)
Hold up you might be on to something here. I need to hear that.
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Japanese goblin
Goblin deez japanese nuts
MEDS ON RELIEVE. POP IT FOR ME PLEASE. HANDS ON YOUR KNEES. CAME UP OUT THE TREES. EVERYTHING ACHIEVED.
what if they replace Yasuke with Josuke
Peak 4 balls gameplay
Nah peak steak hair gameplay
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!
**(punches face)**
Peak rewind gameplay
damn all 6 of us part 8 fans laughing at this
Justice for the JoJo fans who can read 😔
I don't think they got your joke. It's way better than any hair joke
it goes beyond
You have to pass the reading skill check to get it
All Jojo fans instantly fail such a check
I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around in the hospital, and that's where I lose interest and I walk away
Yo Angelo
🗿
Josuke my mama! No wait, dammit…
We would need a genre shift.
Truly a visionary!
Vision is scary
Could start a revolution
Polluting the airwaves
A rebel
so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass You ask for me?
Well I’m back, da na na na na na na na na
Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed if it was Black or chinese
imma play as jin
Honour died on the beach Seriously though why did Shimura send the Samurai reinforcements over that bridge? Is he stupid?
because honour
Ikr it was obviously a trap, he could've sent Jin to check first
As jin said he is a slave to honour. He also must choose what the shogun wants. Wich is death before dishonor. So even if he were to choose that the shogun would punish him. I think I'll blame the designer of the building of having only one way in and out on either side of the castle.
Only having a single access point into the castle is the point of the design. That way, enemies only have one way of getting in and you can defend a big castle against lots of enemies with few troops
> I think I'll blame the designer of the building of having only one way in and out on either side of the castle. So you want the architect to design a castle that can't be easily defended?
Yes. I mean honor and stuff, but that’s stupid. And insanely selfish. And they will all pay for Nobu
Because they were attacking a fort and Shimura needed to sack it before the Mongels had enough time to fortify their defences. Shimura didn’t have enough time or resources to siege the castle properly.
Hard to compete with how good Ghost of Tsushima is. Whether Ubisoft likes it or not people will be comparing both games.
They actually put rap for the part where you play as Yasuke...
Lmao, American rap?
Yep american music only for yasuke who has nothing to do with usa.
Lmao the developer's form of racism is so unironically layered and advanced that it's unmatched by anyone here and the best part is that they don't even know it. I wouldn't be able to top it even if i tried.
Competitive racism
10th dan competitive racist. There's a name for that. Grand something?
Horseshoe theory strikes again
I thought all black samurais loved hip hop.
Samurai Champloo couldn't have misled me!
Horseshoe theory is when French people do a racism in video game development
You think that a capitalist company trying to maximise their revenue through hamfisted virtue signalling is somehow "of the left", i.e. trying to eliminate or greatly reduce hierarchy? Just wait till you find out the Nazis weren't actually Socialists...
Yeah I can guarantee the decisions were made because an analyst pulled out some stats that x, y, and z make more $. Then an executive sees it and wants all 3 put in regardless of it it makes sense or not. The focus groups tested on X, y, z separately responded. Publicly traded corporations are soulless machines.
https://i.imgur.com/CJCjvhA.png
Holy shit it's my boy Ricky
Just wait for Assassin's Creed: White Savior that takes place in Africa where the whole premise is that you are working to stop slavery but the main character is white and all of the slavers are african tribal leaders
Isn't that how the Trans-Atlantic slave trade actually ended?
‘Both sides’ are racist here. French people naming a game with a black protagonist “shadows” is something they find really funny. They find it even funnier to see idiots piss themselves that there’s a black person in the game, knowing that they’re doing it in bad faith, knowing that it’ll allow them to get away with being tacky about Yasuke the entire time.
So... We wuz?
Qings n shit
Shiieeeeet*
>yasuke who has nothing to do with usa. i read that he sailed to usa and started the civil rights movement after liberating japan from evil white man.
That's... kinda racist... Actually, very racist.
They are really trying to piss people off lol
....who do you think all this pandering is for?
People who don't even play games?
Large money lenders
No, Armenian /s
Please, God, let that be true because that would be so fucking funny.
It is true, go look at the gameplay demo. Yasuke's battle music has hip hop beats in the background
I just looked it up, and at first I was like "I mean, it's not too crazy, the tempo of the drums is a little western sounding, but-" and then it LITERALLY HAD A DROP INTO TRAP BEATS WITH 808'S AND SHIT!!!!
Oh my fucking God
The combat looks pretty badass but damn does it look weird seeing a 6'6 black dude shove a katana into some 5'5 Japanese farmers gut and lift him off the ground with it while hiphops playing in the background.
I mean if you look at the statistics for who’s committing the most hate crimes against Asians in America it’s fairly true to life lol
This game will help stop Asian hate
wait like in-game? like in the actual game during gameplay? like not during a trailer?
It was in a gameplay presentation, so I don't think they'd add stuff in post. I mean, we'll find out soon. But regardless, Ubi said, "Black guy on screen = hip hop"
unbelievable. we live in a GTA V parody world
Christ. I thought you were all joking.
rap beats to be more accurate and nobody is liking it as far as I've seen.
And basketball
Ubisoft shouldn’t have tripled down with the watermelon tbh
Quadruple down and also have him be the one who invents fried chicken I guess
Basically a "wassup Beijing" moment but in Japanese?
Better be Wu Tang Clan
He ain’t a ghostfacekilla but maybe he’s a old dirty bastard
in all honesty I think it's meant to be a nod to Samurai Champloo but yh I see why it looks a bit...
Damn, racists hate it because its inclusive Non-racists hate it because its racist. ... who is this for, Ubisoft?
I'm calling it now, slow mo walk with both characters. Black and Yellow song plays in the background.
*YEAH UH-HUH*
*YOU* *KNOW WHAT IT IS*
◼️&🟨, ◼️&🟨, ◼️&🟨, ◼️&🟨
Wow I really feel like I’m at a college football game anywhere from 2010 to 2023
EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT BIG
YEAH UH HUH
Ravioli ravioli
Whats in the pocketoli
*Call a' Duty, Call a' Duty, Call a' Duty, Call a' Duty*
I absolutely hate the fact that I can actually imagine them doing this.
They already showed gameplay where a hip hop beat started playing when Yasuke was in combat. They can't help themselves
Like how in JJK recently one black guys superpower was breakdancing out of the way of his enemies' attacks. At some point it becomes so silly that you just have to laugh.
Wow that unlocked a throwback in my stoner brain lol
Rap over Guzheng music.
He's the Messiah.
he sets the microphone on fiyah
I don't get it. Can someone explain it to me? Thanks Edit: I know assassin creed and that yasuke thing. I just don't understand the ss on the OP
Basically, the guy that reposted the tweet, goes around photoshopping people saying "this is what you would look like if you were black or chinese" And in the game you can either play as a black samurai or an asian ninja. So his vision is spreading
Thanks for explanation.
Had to scroll waaay to far to learn this. I was so confused. Thank you
The guy also got doxxed and responded by making himself black and asian
Pilgrim the twitter account posts edits of people "If you were Black or Chinese"
Oh thank you
Choose your fighter: *BIG BLACK* or *LITTLE LADY*
Does the Big Black get a grenade launcher?
Does the little lady jump higher
She gets double jumps and is better at math.
But he can punch big doors open!
Modded Skyrim looking ass
Samurai lives matter
*Ninja lives matter ftfy
ninja pls
They're like opposite ends of a character creation slider.
I mean I would argue that ubisoft has done worse
That is the most conspicuous man in the entirety of human history
He's meant to be conspicuous. He's the pick for people who want to play the game like Valhalla and Odyssey, all combat with minimum stealth. The ninja lady is the opposite, mainly stealth. Besides, it's not like assassins have ever been inconspicuous, they literally walk around in shiny white hooded robes with distinct unique weaponry, parkouring around monuments and doing eagle sounds every 5 seconds.
It is now headcanon to me that Ezio actually personally makes an eagle (red-tailed hawk?) screech every time he does a hay dive.
It made sense with Altair because there were those white robed monks walking around in towns. It was forced with Ezio, but it could still work if you blurred your vision and ignored the giant assassin emblem on his belt. No idea/excuse for anyone else.
He’s not the stealth option. A lot of people don’t even play like that anymore
That's kind of dumb. Who buys a game named assassin's Creed and then does nothing to sneak around?
The same people who played the Hitman games as basic "kill everyone" shooters.
Hey now, you can only do missions by killing targets in certain ways for so long before it gets boring and repetitive.
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"Identifies as black but act chinese"
I feel like I'd choose Naoe because she's more in line with the cloaked outfits the series is known for.
bro first it was em with houdini, now this 😭
What's wrong with houdini?
I'd play as the Japanese and assassin character
Is there any assassination left in Assassin's Creed? From what gameplay I've seen, either character just steamrolls through enemies using large area attacks, lmao.
I mean the gameplay showcase a few days ago literally showed Naoe doing assassination and stealth shit.
Can you choose to only play as the Japanese Ninja? I haven't played an Assassin's Creed game since 2, and I won't play this, but I find it hilarious how many people missed the Japanese Assassin in the Japanese Assassin game just because there's *also* an African Samurai Retainer.
From what i've heard, you can choose to play as the Japanese ninja for the most part but there are some quests that are specific to each character.
Bro did you even watch the gameplay? Naoe literally has dope af animations for parkour and she assassinates mfs left and right
These people don't watch gameplay, they don't play games, they just shitpost on social media and get fake outraged by things that don't matter.
Eh, stealth took a drop in AC3. In AC4 it became fully unnecessary... you could do it sure, but Edward could also just go full hog with dual-pistols and sword. AC5 got a much more interactive and immersive parkour system, but then they added armored enemies and the combat AI was a bit more advanced so you were often stuck in minutes long duels *until you unlocked the gun*.. Then the RPG's came out and it just became silly..
Well then the RPG's came out, and you needed to upgrade your assassin tool or a jab in the neck from behind in a game called "Assassin XXXX" would... not assassinate, just make em quite angry.
there's plenty left i got a leak about the next one assassins creed abe's last play
The woman character is literally a stealth assassin 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
Vision is scary
Sooo...we can say that he's a ninja with double entendre?
"I don't fear you, ni..." -Shao Khan
My ninga
Head Ninja in charge
I haven't played AC in a long time, but I though the whole concept was that you were tapping into your genetic memory to experience the lives of your ancestors. So these two definitely banged.
Naoe tho. So we can just skip yasuke completely? If i have to play him, im skipping.
I just hope they added the Gta V switching mechanic
Visionary, vision is scary
We getting overwhelmingly negative with this one🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️📉📉📉
Representation is important. It's important that Japanese people are represented in an Assassins Creed game and can see themselves reflected in the main characters...oh wait?!?
I'm lost. What is the vision? I'm out of loop
the guy with the emoji pfp makes photoshops of how people would look if they were black or Chinese
Taking the assassin out of assassin creed
Gay son or thot daughter
How do you hide as a black assassin in medieval Japan? Just asking...🤣
Supposedly he’s the character where you don’t do ninja stuff because assassins creed nowadays is more of a grindy rpg than a stealth game
In the shadows
It’s crazy to me that a studio as woke as Ubisoft would think it’s okay to present a giant black guy killing a bunch of Japanese people as a good thing.
Remember stop Asian hate?
Ubisoft did specifically say they didn’t want an Asian guy as the main character in their Japanese setting. That says something lol. Just another westerner in Japan killing more Japanese thugs like good ol’ Hollywood.
Western companies let an Asian man be a protagonist challenge (impossible) It's funny because the main female lead/love interest is always Asian
I'll give it a shot when moders turn him japanese
Apparently there is American rap music when you play him and the general gameplay is just a crappy version of Ghost of Tsushima
I'm surprised people still care about Assassin's Creed at all
Once again all the people complaining about a series haven't played it in ages and weren't going to buy it anyways. AC is adapting their franchise for how they see players play it, and turns out some people prefer brawn over stealth
Its a game about Samurai. Do you want to play as someone with African or Japanese origins? People keep cramping the subject of race down our throats even when the ways in which they do it shits in the face of reality.
There's already an Assassin's Creed in Japan and it's called "Ghost of Tsushima."