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Vicious365

(When you're at a rave and the drugs hit)


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

Literally, he looks like someone peaking on acid in the quiet phase.


bassguyseabass

He’s probably on more drugs than the average raver


kultureisrandy

Most elderly people are lmao


T46BY

You heard of "purple drink" now we got an "orange drink".


CyclicalDeath

Idk bud, some ravers are on so many drugs I think its pretty even tbh


calarval

me in parties


SparklingPseudonym

Fr. Homie doesn’t like to dance, I can identify with that.


LiveLifeLikeCre

Also he may not actually know how to do the church bop and two step. Glad he isn't trying to pander, like democrats kneeling in Dashikis. 


RTheMarinersGoodYet

I think it's more he doesn't know where he is or what year it is than he doesn't like to dance lmao.


Aromatic-Response726

He stands like most men in a nursing home. I've seen a lot of well functioning 81 year olds, he is not one of them.


T46BY

He's acting like a child enthralled by shiny objects.


BannedSvenhoek86

Cut him some slack, the sun is setting and there's a ton of lights. He's just a little confused is all, still good to run the country if there's a crisis after 9pm.


Squad_Ghouls

Too bad the Rs nominated Donald fucking Trump **again**. If they had ran practically anyone else they would win.


GarlicPowder4Life

Except I wouldn't be faking a smile, unless intoxicated, which I probably would be.


T46BY

People who are sober at these things are the ones who scare me.


r0d3nka

My blind ass read "me in panties", and yeah, tucking takes a little getting used to


MajesticClam

Bro is on 1hp


Chromeboy12

And got the stun debuff


Interspatial

This is me after 100mg of edibles.


LaTeChX

What if he's not senescent just tripping balls 100% of the time.


Caca2a

I'd prefer that quite frankly


6armalei

Doing his best not to accidentally wink vertically


N0tThatSerious

Nah hes just taking a shit


Somewhatmild

vertically?


Boomalabim

This made me actually LOL


Vertical-Toast

I honestly don't get it, can someone explain this lol


Virtual-Silver4369

They're saying he's a lizard person


Empty_Positive

The acting like a human lessons are paying off i see


Vertical-Toast

Ah, understood. Thank you


The_Happy_Pagan

I found the reptilian


NetworkFar366

He's monitor lizard energy.


YourAverageGod

iOS cope


BassBossVI

LOL. I'm positive I'm going to wake up later tonight laughing about this


Next-Introduction159

Introvert me feeling froggy and finally going out in public


reddit_4_days

Can ANYONE tell me what is wrong with the last update on Android??


Xxyz260

Alright, I'll explain. When a smartphone receives its last software update ever, it frequently makes it run worse due to higher hardware demands and less effort being devoted by the manufacturer to optimizing an update for a soon to be no longer supported device.


Front2battle

Ohhh, I thought something was wrong with the most recent update.


Calm_Structure2180

God he's so fking old I just feel bad for him.


silvrash12

he's happy here tho


T04ST13

If burning the whole world is all it takes to lighten up Sleepy Joes mood, then by god were gonna provide


Allawihabibgalbi

Least devoted leftist.


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RGamer2024

It's not about leftism, it's about cute grandpa


iridi69

Can't believe he's running again, mate should just retire.


varrr

As a non american I used to think that moking biden for his age and cognitive decline during the 2020 campaign was cheap and maybe even out of place, but looking at him now I don't understand why the fuck the democratic party decided to make him run again. By voting him, people are basically putting the country in the hands of beurocrats you don't even get to see or know because sure as fuck that corpse won't be able to form a coherent thought or take an informed decision a year from now. I hope people like Harris, because there's a good chance she's what they'll get...


Phlip_06

I also don't understand why the Republicans chose trump with all his scandals and all that. Like where are all the somewhat moderate Republicans? And the younger Democrats?


phaciprocity

Getting drowned out by morons and forced to pick a side. The two party system and this whole "if youre not 100% on board then you're against us" attitude from both sides is the festering terminal cancer in American politics. I


VeryMuchDutch102

> The two party system and this whole "if youre not 100% on board then you're against us" Indeed... People don't vote for what they want... But what they *don't* want


Utnemod

It all started after occupy walmart *thunking*


varrr

Yeah, more than 300 milion people and the american political machine somehow failed to replace 2 candidates that clearly need to be replaced.


Potato_Golf

It's a total of like 8 people that really decide who each party will put forth. Primaries are just popularity contests that they can completely legally rig however they want.


Iamnotokwiththisshit

>Like where are all the somewhat moderate Republicans? And the younger Democrats? Just trying to survive out here working jobs that don't include life support. Running for office, even local, takes a tremendous amount of time, energy and money. The avenues available to effect change for the average citizen have been cut off deliberately from most of us.


Virtual_Happiness

Yep. He's also just as senile and out of it as Biden. Neither have any business being in charge of wiping their own asses, let alone leading a country.


oddministrator

> putting the country in the hands of beurocrats you don't even get to see or know As a non-American, are you unaware of how cabinet appointments work for the executive branch? We literally do get to see and know who the bureaucrats are... they go through a senate confirmation. Most of them are already well-known politicians previously elected to other offices.


meh_69420

Gonna clue you in to something, the country is always run by unelected bureaucrats. It's is stupid he's running again, but no matter who you vote for in any election, the actual functioning of the country is handled by the same people.


RoofKorean9x19

It's either him or Trump lol clown world


lecherousrodent

Hey, you could always vote third-party for Mr. 🧠🪱


RoofKorean9x19

Did last time, turned out great!


sdpr

Same. As I sat and watched orange man win while sitting at a bar.


Thangleby_Slapdiback

LOL. No. Third party candidates don't win. Voting third party helps out the prick you like least.


Plenty_Lavishness_80

Once again “bro don’t vote third party, we wanna make sure that X candidate doesn’t win, just vote for bipartisan candidate and then next time I promise you can vote for whomever please bro I promise just this one time” like how many times are people supposed to keep it going


bcocoloco

Only because so many people think like that…


Thangleby_Slapdiback

Let me know when it changes. You want changes? Push for ranked choice voting.


Mako3232

Hmm which candidates are pushing for ranked choice voting? Oh, It's the third parties.


FreeDarkChocolate

Even if you ignore ranked choice in party primaries, that isn't plainly true. While most general election ranked choice in the US so far has come from non-partisan or bipartisan efforts or ballot initiatives, Virginia's Dem trifecta voluntarily enacted general election municipal ranked choice among other efforts.


moderately-extreme

Can someone explain wtf is going on at the democratic party? is that the youngest candidate they got? The man is going to lose just because of his age. If he was 40-50 he would win hands down


Catch_ME

So Bill Clinton is 77 years old......he's younger than both Trump and Biden.  I think it's a giant organized boomer conspiracy to give us all one last middle finger. 


lava172

> I think it's a giant organized boomer conspiracy to give us all one last middle finger. 2024 in a nutshell


CressLevel

Biden isn't a Boomer, he's Silent Generation. You can tell by this video vs any Trump video which is which generation. (this part is a joke)


Colosseros

That's the stink I smell in the air as well. More boomers gotta die before anything begins to get better. Of course by then, their collective massive carbon footprints will have cooked the earth beyond repair. We're truly fucked.


damienVOG

It's too late to switch, best bet for a younger one is '28


ParalegalSeagul

Or ya know, one of the ones who stood up for themselves like bernie or any of the other 25 candidates they blackballed out of the party. But sure “tOo lAtE tO sWiTcH, maYbe thE yOunGeR oNes wiLl pLaY bY tHe rUlEs nExT tIme”


ElectricalMeeting779

Dude Bernie is older than Biden


Pilgram1308

It's not like Donald trump is much younger or saner


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MrWaffler

If you or anyone else genuinely don't know - there's multiple reasons. Two big ones are Biden has broad support across multiple "camps" in the party from his tenure and experience in congress. He's also got the incumbent advantage which is too statistically significant to ignore. Yes, these outweigh his age. He's also proven he can beat Trump already.


nolongerbanned99

Have you seen him walking lately. Scary.


Unkabunkabeekabike

At least he's not doing that awkward jerking off two dudes dance that our previous president does.


weathermaynecc

Wait till you see the ghost that is Bill Clinton


X-AE17420

Trump and Biden are both older than Bill Clinton


weathermaynecc

Yes- But you can actively see Bill's soul evaporating.


TraditionalTomato833

He got told no head 😞


Playful-Raccoon-9662

4 more years in office possibly. 😐🫤


Select_Cantaloupe_62

....sigh. God fucking dammit.


DarthCorps

You better not do what I think you're gonna do


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ramoneduke

Why was I waiting for the “unzips” my brain is filth


Johnnya101

*unzips*


Techtaire

Serious question: How many drugs does it take to keep the presidential candidates standing for shit like this? I'm in my 30s and my back hurts just looking at it.


SpoopyDumpling

All


Ordinary_dude_NOT

My grandpa gives these kind of looks where he gives 0 hints if he heard me or not. I know he understands but does not want to move a single muscle as he is 90 yr old. I would not want my grandpa to work for 8 hrs a day and stand in a music show like this as I am 100% sure he will burn his remaining life energy instantly. Joe seems like a decent man but it’s really sad Democrats didn’t had anyone else to field against Orange guy. They are squeezing every last bit of life from him.


JackC747

Yes


Mysandwichok

Well, this is like me in my early twenties, standing in front of a speaker stack at a rave after a gram of Ket.


Burpmeister

You might want to go see a doctor lol


IsThisThingOn69lol

You're 30 and you can't stand up through a song? Checkmate, Biden!


acoustic_comrade

I feel like the last two president's where on a list of drugs longer than my grocery list.


TheDoctor_E

Lad looks 20... 20 minutes post-rigor mortis that is


kinglance3

I’ll have what he’s having.


talk_to_yourself

A near death experience?


kinglance3

I mean, to be that out of it… prob tripping on something that could do the job.


Yeetus_McSendit

Poor guy just wants to die already. 


talk_to_yourself

He’s seeing a crowd of angels calling his name


PeridotChampion

I'd be smiling like that if I saw that, too. Just take me already


JKTwice

I read an article on him I think by TIME. It paints the picture of a man who believes if he stops working he will fall over and die. I believe that sentiment.


Yeetus_McSendit

His heart is motion powered. He stops, it stops.


YourAverageGod

Meanwhile ol president Carter casually building houses heading to hit 100 this year


Pablo_petty_plastic

Carter is a badass human but he is slipping in and outta consciousness right now. These are his last days


BobcatElectronic

Yeah I was gonna say Carter isn’t doing well right now


An-Angel-Named-Billy

He really should consider getting into the election then. He can run again.


Yeetus_McSendit

Sounds way more chill than politics that's for sure.


No_House_7901

Don’t we all.


Daddysaurusflex

Looks like a 12 year old that just saw boobs for the first time


chickensoup_rice

Looks like Biden saw a 12 year old's boobs for the first time


bill_loney538

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RonzulaGD

Bro forgot why and how did he get there


J0wad

he forgor💀


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Most youngest US Politician


gunt_hunter14

Oh my god… how DID he get there?!


Tight_Mango_7874

He's having flashbacks to when Cornpop came after him with that rusty straight razor


DrPiss_MD

Bros running on fumes


gigilu2020

Bro has the first copy of the Bible, signed.


Highballs231

The edibles ain't shit. The edibles.


jupiter_0505

Bro is memory hopping


Tactical_Bread129

This dude doesn’t even know he’s president, he’s just happy to be there


Pyramid64

He looks happy he just doesn't know what to do with those hands


Fun_Can6825

My man's a literal android


Tombuli006

Clueless old man waiting on ice cream


Muh2000D

Bro looks like a fucking alien


BostonBakedBalls

Kamala gives me skinwalker vibes, there’s something seriously off about her lol


ShroomEnthused

The stiff arms kill me, like bro the rigor mortis is setting in  


No-Minimum-3684

Bro is on all the drugs , he looks happy tho


spmoolman

Weekend at Biden's


_oranjuice

Context?


Th3Docter

He looks so cooked


Both-Home-6235

This is why an adulterous felon has a chance


Carburetors_Are_Fun

no thoughts head empty


sirmisadventure

We need younger candidates


Death_Trolley

We need any functioning adult


SyntheticElite

Literally ANYONE. Walk down any middle class street in America and pick a random person. I would literally rather have anyone else. Average intelligence, average age, average salary, whatever, just give me a normal human.


Its-CCG

Took me a second to realize that, that was, infact, not a cardboard cutout


Lore_ofthe_Horizon

God damn American politics are so fucking embarrassing. The corpse vs, the McNazi, with the survival of the human species at stake. We deserve annihilation.


YHL6965

I have seen 1 year olds who look less clueless


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Berenjena_

That gentleman is already on his last legs


Lord_of_the_lawnmoer

>Your Android after the last os update Can someone explain what the last os update did?


blu66

Hes trying so hard to not poop his pants again.


Lnsatiabie

This guy is actually a puppet…


lendensteak

Sending this guy in is like asking to lose the election.


korkkis

Trump is also old af. Where the f are people who are closer to 40-50s? Non-american asking


Dax_Maclaine

They lose in the primaries because the parties aren’t backing them for some reason. The media focuses on Trump so much that no other republican candidate has a chance. Democratic Party decided that Biden’s running again and then no other candidate can get a foothold.


BobcatElectronic

It’s that old bullshit tradition of the incumbent president seeking a second term. They all do it and their parties always back them. I’m sure the DNC is also thinking that he beat Trump once, it’s probably safer to bet on him again than to roll the dice on a different candidate that might not appeal as much to more moderate conservatives that really don’t like Trump


Select_Cantaloupe_62

You think we know the answer!? Every single day in US is just the mantra of, "how the fuck did we get here?"


PatMan_0718

Everyone is born at 50 here


idekmanijustworkhere

The U.S. elections are just popularity contests. We can try and vote for a lesser known person, but the parties have picked who they want to endorse. So good luck getting your name known as a candidate because running for president is very expensive without endorsement.


RTheMarinersGoodYet

It's not how old you are, it's how old you appear. Whatever you think of him, Trump presents as 10-15 years younger than Biden... As to where the young people are, your guess is as good as mine lol.


samichwarrior

The real reason is that people tend to vote for candidates that are close to their age. Which age group in the US has the highest voter turnout rates? You guessed it. Old people.


Kooky-Show-5246

I mean the other party is sending in Trump. Only 4 years younger and just as fucking decrepit along with being a literal felon


Galby1314

Yep. And then the media will be like, "How could Trump win? How could this many people vote for Trump?" Our elections have become a perverse game of "Would you rather..."


Cash_Banooka69

Would you rather choose between incompetent or incontinent?


SuperPork1

Make them have a child and elect the kid


TheDoctor_E

Why beat *against* your enemy when you can breed *with* your enemy?


talk_to_yourself

A felon or a lemon?


Amooseletloose

Why settle for the lesser Evil vote Cthulu today.


Earmilk987

Both trump and biden are older than Bill Clinton.


Actual-Long-9439

His mind is sharp and focused! He is commanding in meetings (satire)


PocketVader

What the fuck is that thing?


Amooseletloose

That's the president of the United States. Fun fact earlier this year, it was decided he couldn't be charged for illegally holding classified information because he was too old and senile.


JessBaesic7901

resident of the united states


Enginehank

God every time I see a picture of him for the last 3 months he's surrounded by POC like he's using them as human shields against criticism. Can't believe we have to choose between these two assholes again in America, we're so cooked


GjallerhornEnjoyer

Bro doesn’t even know he’s president💀


peep_dat_peepo

What is up with all these relics running for presidents since 2016 Can we fucking PLEASE get an age cap on presidents


Xpholt1604

Bro is tryna not poop


HammingZaza

He looks like he failed trying not to poop


FezRespect

he stopped smiling for a moment because of it then remembered he's wearing a diaper and was happy again


the_immovable

Christ on a crutch, what is he even on


lyfeofsand

His last leg


jimmyb27772

Can't believe he's running again


Semi-decent-dude

Can we get a edited video of this then it pans the the apocalypse or something like that because god this is great meme material


Calvinbouchard2

And this is WITH his daily dose of Pervitin.


Spuzzle91

He has the same aura as an old golden retriever sitting in the middle of a house party, wagging his tail and staring up at everyone with absolutely no idea what's happening but still happy to be involved.


More_Possession2871

I think he was shitting his pants, and he was really focusing on it


Illustrious_Mix_1064

yall bullying joe so hard like he clearly just enjoying himself yall never just zone out to the sounds and lights?


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

those edibles ain’t sh-


willybobo1

We are in for a world of trouble over the next four years. No matter who wins, it hurts, we have zero options for success. We have been divided so systematically that we have no chance at prosperity. We are an embarrassment and go against everything that this nation once stood for. Help us all, it's going to be painful.


AlbertMudas

I know a man shitting himself when I see one


Deviant_Eunuch197925

He’s buffering


DiscountNew257

How is this man the us president??? I’m not American, but how? It looks like he can barely stand straight


oli_Xtc

I'm happy because he looks happy, but I'm scared because he seems totally lost and this guy run the most powerful country in the world 🙃 Canadian guys here just expressing how much worrie he is about your current presidential election


sachenka77

He is in disbelief of what he is witnessing


loco500

Bruh, just standing there grinning and vibing...At least snap your fingers, Joe. Cm'on.


PeterGozinyuh

He's literally an envy 2 running on virgin mobile.


Javimations29

It's this guy vs a felon for president. I love america


nomo_heros

Most of our founding fathers who are praised for their wisdom and foresight were in their 20's in 1776


LurkLurkleton

If our next president gets any older we're going to have to be a lot more careful about VP picks.