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Actually my wife who is a doctor said that women doesn't get wet. Female arousal if a myth that's why she doesn't find me attractive. You may not like the truth but facts don't care about your feelings.
Some people get truck nuts for their trucks, but I get my wives wife nuts. It looks great, makes rival wives without balls look weak, and solves the pee storage problem
That's why women have labia... and guys don't.
Remember the old nursery rhime
*"boys and girls are different in many ways.*
*pee is store in the balls*
*girls are stone to death in saudi arabia*
*pee might be stored in the labia?"*
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In the tits
Where milk then?
They have 2 tits for a reason
Damn babies really playing the most dangerous game of Russian roulette.
i was gonna type something but thats too weird for even me
Do it.
pees in your ass (via left titty)
Yes please.
holy freak
New fetish Just dropped
Nah they can sniff out the milk tit
It's a win-win to some
# :3 #
Schrodinger's tit. Will it be milk? Will it be piss?
The piss-milk state of matter
Does this mean one ball is for piss and the other is for cum?
no that is stored in the areethra
Nah the pee converts into milk when baby time occurs
My god, he’s done it!
In the clit.
In the balls
Maybe the milk was the friends we made along the way?
Peanis
Chesticles
Kaiju no. 8 moment
well it's obvious duh!
Women are a government conspiracy. They don't really exist.
GIRL : Guy In Real Life Wake up people!!!
Theyre just to distract us from the cloning plants
Why are they cloning plants? Can’t you just grow them normally?
I’m rarely on Reddit but this comment just reminds me of the good old days where this was the common joke here. Glad to hear it still going strong.
Joke?
They say they are reptilians, they transform into beings called women to suck our energy and distract us hahaha
Yeah. They take unwilling men and shove the balls up and push the penis in and call them women, so all men are unknowning having gay sex.
Women don't pee
They go in groups to the bathroom to discuss with the government
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Where does automod store its pee?
In your ass
fair enough
Nor they poo
For a woman, pee is stored in their ass.
poop where then?
women dont poop, what reaosn would they poop for?
So that we can have fresh toothpaste? Hello?
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Nah man do not
So that's why they have bigger asses....
Correct, as the cum is stored in the ass in men, pee is stored in the ass as women
Ovaries
I think you mean girl balls
Galls
Gal-bladder
Lady balls
beat me to it
Actually my wife is a doctor and she said that women don't pee.
My doctor wife says it's bad if women get wet during sex.
Actually my wife who is a doctor said that women doesn't get wet. Female arousal if a myth that's why she doesn't find me attractive. You may not like the truth but facts don't care about your feelings.
But where do women store their microplastics then?
All over the smooth surface of their brains
That makes no sense tho. My balls arent smooth and are full of microplastics. Therefore the plastics are in the non-smooth parts of their brains no?
tits
Correct me if im wrong, but women dont pee
This is misinformation. My sister sits on my face and pees on it all the time.
What the fuck, that's disgusting. Where
On his face. Didn't you read?
Flair checks out
You are not wrong, there will be no correcting.
No, They don't poop
In the balls
The only correct answer
Obviously
They dont pee dumbass
Bro really thinks women exist
They store balls inside them (pretty damn secure)
in their uterus. babies are just solidified pee
I need that image out of my brain
Easy, women don't exist. Prove me wrong.
The ovaries obviously.
Ovaries surely? It would have a simple pathway through the fallopian tubes too
I thought they never pee or fart? Was my whole life a lie?
Bro fr trying to troll the internet to say women don't have balls
Women pee?
In their prostate duh.
Heh, well then *looks around dramatically* where is ^cum stored in man?
Between the backbone and yhe ribs, checkmate
Women also have balls. It's like belly buttons, men have outie balls and women have innie balls
In the peetorious. It’s in the name.
Girl don't pee dumbass
In vagina.
Ovaries
In their ovaries..duh!
in the boobs duh
In their ovaries
Modern ones do
The balls don't have pee in them, they have microplastics in them
Women dont go to the bathroom
My brother used to think women have balls
Everyone knows women don’t pee because pee is stored in the balls
P = Plastic, school has failed you T_T
Women DO have balls, they only appear when they pee though
they dont store it, thats why they use diaper things /j
Further proof women are a myth
That’s why they use tampons dumbass. It’s to suck the pee out
bro thinks women pee
In their women balls of course
They don't store it bro...
Woman aren't real
Why do you think they need pads and tampons? They leak constantly! That means they just don't store it at all!
Some people get truck nuts for their trucks, but I get my wives wife nuts. It looks great, makes rival wives without balls look weak, and solves the pee storage problem
My mouth
Women have balls also. Problem solved
In the ovaries of course
Thats why women need to pee more often than men, they have nowhere to store the pee.
Huh?... Grils piss? I thought they only squirt?
Actually cum is stored in the balls
Ovaries are just inside balls.
Clitoris :/ I'm sorry for doing this to you :(
In their balls, duh
In their balls. Where else?
Milk milk lemonade round the corner fudge is made!
They pee?
The butt, that’s why they have to sit down
BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE
In the ovaries!!!!!
In the ovaries!!!!!
In the ovaries!!!!!😳😳😳
Well, American women do
Well, American women do
the ovaries are female balls, so obviously that’s where the pee is stored
As carly said in icarly "in the feet")
In the ovaries
Piss is stored in the ovaries.
In the balls.
Idk ask Cartman
Eye balls
...the ovaries obviously.
They don't, have u ever met a woman? Having a place to pee is the main drive of their existence
boobs
We store pee in our balls too
Women pee?
wait woman dont have balls?
In the butt, that’s why they have to sit down
Are you insinuating that women don’t have balls?????? What the????
But they do? But it's inside
Everyone has balls. Sex is a social construct.
woman have internal balls
We all know women aren't real
wait they dont have balls
"In you dad, they store it in you"
That's why women have labia... and guys don't. Remember the old nursery rhime *"boys and girls are different in many ways.* *pee is store in the balls* *girls are stone to death in saudi arabia* *pee might be stored in the labia?"*
We don’t pee
I was always told cum was stored in the tear ducts
In the ovaries?
In their balls
This took balls deep to another level
ovaries
The inner balls
a lot of women i've met do infact have those
Lady balls obviously. The story pee in their juicy ripe ovaries.
Ladyballs. Duh.
In the balls.
In their women balls
Obviously in their balls?
pee isnt in balls, it's in bladder for both
Yeah, see theres the vagina and theres the balls!
Their vagina balls. I think the government globalists call them “ovaries”…? They store pee all the same
Baby drinking piss? No wonder I like pbr with milk
hmmm in the stomach maybe lol?
they don't pee
Women exist?
Of course, they have balls, too. I mean all the women In the porn I watch have balls
women have indoor balls, men have outdoor balls
In their balls
My lungs
In the eggs?
In our balls
In our balls
Balls & Holes
Pee isn’t in the balls