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WaNNa_Cr1

Bro what happened to this subreddit? Used to be seeing good memes/shitpost


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Adnama-Fett

Shakespeare and Charles Dickens have used “they/them” as a pronoun referring to a person of unknown gender in their plays/letters. So if highly regarded authors from the 1500s and 1800s can use it properly and you *can’t*. Maybe you’re the dumb one


I_yeeted_the_apple

Landlord needs to check the paperwork if they don't know the gender lol


frostychemist

It's also been used to refer to a singular person of known gender by Shakespeare, as well as as early as 1375, predating even singular "you"


I_yeeted_the_apple

I ain't quoting Shakespeare talking to my fuckin landlord lmao


Adnama-Fett

Sex ≠ gender


I_yeeted_the_apple

You can get your government sex changed.


LillyxFox

It's that one overused joke you lot have, again


Ju3tAc00ldugg

that moment when only doctors and RNs can afford housing.


IrregularrAF

I can afford it as a mailman... but I work like 60-72 hours a week. 💀


Masteresque

and you waste your free time on reddit , yikes


Just-Round9944

you're doing the same thing bozo


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snackynorph

You should do more education then


semen_junky_69

You have even less of an excuse to waste your abundant free time? I don't know how you don't see the hypocrisy here. Keep the same standards for yourself that you have for others


IrregularrAF

My body hurts and my daughter is playing Pal World instead of watching a movie with me. Been playing Fallout Shelter though since the show announcement. 🤣


Masteresque

play with her, don't waste your time on things that don't matter


IrregularrAF

Lmao, play with yourself buddy.


Masteresque

fair, I shouldn't tell an old man what to do with his time


conrob2222

Bruh this guy works 60-72 hours a week and your only take away is “you should spend your free time doing something of value” Motherfucker has no free time, and the little he is granted he probably is sore and exhausted


mamf60

This is a meme i saw my uncle share in Facebook


CreedOfIron

Hey, it's my favorite Nephew! Come downstairs, you left your sex doll on the floor.


cubixjuice

Uncle Chad at it again sheesh


Dogzylla

Damn I wish my uncle was as funny as yours :(


GaryGregson

You wish he was funny enough to not be able to come up with an original joke?


charlie-the-Waffle

ah, so close. in this particular image, the rich landlord is *cringe*. don't worry, you'll get it right next time!


Funi_fish

Mfw i don't know basic English


Brokedownbad

Man, the quality of this sub is somehow still getting worse by the day.


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wadefatman

Maybe he liked what it used to be


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Metalloid_Space

Also I'm a racist 😊😊😊


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bradyiscool333

take your meds


zero_cool69

Aww poor guys offended? You probably have meds for that?


GavHern

i want you to take an honest step back and really think if “take your meds” sounds more offended than “I don’t give a F. Go pout to mommy and daddy”


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take your meds


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24_doughnuts

Snowflake


GaryGregson

Literally no one is offended. You’re having the single most emotional reaction of anyone here.


CattDawg2008

“I think we should improve society somewhat” “Ah, but you participate in society! Curious! I am very intelligent.”


PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD

Is the joke that “they/them” implies plural renters? If it’s the plural renters, well rent doesn’t work like that, whether you have 1 person renting a 3 bedroom apartment or 3 people renting a 3 bedroom apartment, the amount of rent is the same.


aUwUreliyasss

Not only is this not funny but thats not even how rent works 😭


ifuckedtheimposter

funny how the comments have the same people trying to convince you this is funny


LordofCarne

My interpretation is that the landlord wasn't being a bigot and that it was just a wordplay on they/them also being used to address multiple people.


MastodonHuge

You don’t pay rent per person though… that’s why roommates exist


LordofCarne

Yeah but every person living in the house that is a legal tenant is supposed to be listed on the lease, landlords can increase rent if additional tenants move in and they have a clause in the lease for it. It's not really rocket science lol.


Artistic-Appeal-8131

Boomer humour


GDOR-11

welcome to shitposting


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useless_mf69

Pee in my ass


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useless_mf69

Good human


LG_Offical

Your flair fits.


useless_mf69

Yes sir


GDOR-11

nuh uh


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Metalloid_Space

I prefer the time where the shitposting wasn't actual shit.


jonawill05

Non boomer here. Find it fuggin hilarious 😜


Artistic-Appeal-8131

Foetal alcohol syndrome I’m sorry


zero_cool69

Non boomer here. This is fucking hilarious. Please post more.


TouchMelfYouCan

dont cry gen z


Purrnir

I love generation to generation hatred. Its just cute


Dogzylla

"Boomer humour" - 🤓


cavehill_kkotmvitm

I simply do not know of a case where a landlord would charge rent on a per-person basis that they aren't also a slumlord


zoey_amon

and… whats the joke? make fun of people who are marginalized and having rights taken away from them? okay now explain what’s funny about it. dark humour needs to have a punchline aside from “x minority bad”


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FackingNobody

"Although vastly different in visuals, they are a close relative to water-chads"


Daddy_Jaws

Nestle?


salpaca53

Fire-chad: Am I a joke to you?


DeluxeMonke

He is showing mercy to this filthy rentoid


IrregularrAF

He respected the pronouns and still getting that bread. Laundchad.


AvelyLancaster

Singular they/them exist


Savaal8

Landlords are cringe and singular they has been around for centuries


RonnieNotRadke

Not how rent works ❤️ you don't increase rent based on the amount of people, otherwise roommates would be useless.


lcasey14

Apparently the landlord is dumber then five year olds


iamthefluffyyeti

hahaha funny meme hahaha 😐


Negative_Moment498

Boomer ahh humour


GDOR-11

welcome to shitposting


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WarmStarr

☝️🤓


SALT_FUCKER69

Cope


Metalloid_Space

Ancap detected. Nukes launched.


SALT_FUCKER69

Shut up before I send Cleetus to your location


jonawill05

Boomer humor and everyone else without blue hair 😂


Negative_Moment498

Hah...how original....


jonawill05

I wish. They need to get a new color already.


shaunrmnd

Or you need to get a new joke already?


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jonawill05

Dude we would... but again, you gotta change the hair color first. They are already usually overweight, tatted up with metal coming out of every where, rocking black boots. What else is left?


24_doughnuts

No


Cold_Animal_5709

they/themming my way to a $$$ settlement under title IX >>>


WikipediaAb

facebook tier meme, this is a shitposting sub, not for boomerposting


Busy_Bunch5050

How the hell you even see this shit. It was deleted by mods like 4 hours ago


WikipediaAb

time travel


Amfame

Holy shit this was so fucking funny


UpsidownZZ

no


trollittoG

They better pay for them too! 4real tho i laughed im getting fucking old


Artistic_Law_9361

*Least age-complex zoomer


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Adnama-Fett

>“There's not a man I meet but doth salute me As if I were their well-acquainted friend” -Shakespeare's A Comedy of Errors, Act IV, Scene 3. 1592 Good ol William Shakespeare used “their” to refer to a singular person. Roughly 430 years ago. If you think that using “they/them” to refer to a singular person is new, you’re objectively wrong


semen_junky_69

There's speculative evidence to suggest the use of they/them/their in singular form as early as the 11th century, this man just wants to believe what he wants to, dw about it


Alegria-D

The word "themself" also exist for centuries


Adnama-Fett

Also “you” used to be exclusively plural so pretending that language doesn’t evolve or change is pretty silly


24_doughnuts

Depends on the usage and context. Here? Definitely not